America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

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Author: Free Bamboo Rat

Summary:

Stereotype: People from Aurora do it better

In the lab, Peter Parker stared at the testing instruments to check the purity of the reactants: 84%, he was satisfied.

"Let's test you."

Reactant purity 93%...

"Liqun, how did you do that?"

Stereotype: All people from Aurora know kung fu.

Peter: "Liqun, do you know kung fu?"

Who told you that?

"I saw you fight off a robber at the convenience store."

“He pointed a gun at me, I was just acting in self-defense.”

Stereotype: The Ageless Eastern Elves

Peter: "I suddenly realized something. You must be an elf."

"Are you crazy, Peter?"

"The Celestial Empire of China is mysterious and ancient, possessing a sacred culture that is difficult to penetrate and understand, as well as a unique system of magic and alchemy; it consumes the most vegetables and fruits on Earth and has completed many great greening projects for the planet; it is long-lived, eternally youthful, speaks humbly but its eyes hide a strange sense of superiority; and it has a deep-seated hatred for the dwarves..."

"Stop, stop, stop! I know I am an elf from the East."

Stereotypes: Earth NPCs

"This is another universe, Liqun, what are you doing here?!"

“I’d like to ask you, Peter. Who’s this dark-skinned high school student next to you? Mary Jane sent me to find you and ask if you’re going home for dinner.”

……

[National Table Tennis Team Player], [Little Shakespeare], [Human Computer], [Avoids Trouble]...

Liu Liqun: "This is a world full of stereotypes. Can we please stop having so much prejudice against Aurora?"

Main text

Chapter 1 First Arrival

In a daze, Liu Liqun saw several men in blue clothes surrounding him, moving around in front of his body, with a blinding shadowless lamp overhead.

Am I on an operating table? Am I being transformed into a monster executive by the evil organization Shocker?

Why did you open your eyes?

Liu Liqun heard the anesthesiologist's voice, and a few seconds later, under the effects of the anesthesia, he lost consciousness again.

His mind was a complete blank, but one scene kept repeating in Liu Liqun's head: he was sitting in the back seat of the car, and the bright headlights shone so brightly that the three of them couldn't open their eyes...

Liu Liqun slowly opened his eyes. This time, he felt like coal that had just been pulled out of a furnace, his whole body burning hot.

The brain begins to function, and thoughts begin to flow.

He instinctively knew that his fever was due to a strong immune response taking place in his body.

Soon, doctors and nurses arrived at the ICU to treat his fever.

With an oxygen mask over his face, he felt like he couldn't breathe and couldn't adapt to breathing under the oxygen mask.

Unable to breathe on his own, Li Qun struggled to raise his hand, trying to get the doctor to remove the oxygen mask from his face.

He was in so much pain.

“Write down what you want to say to us.”

The nurse handed Li Qun a pen and a notebook, and Li Qun diligently wrote in the notebook.

"Doctor, he drew us a panda!"

Stereotype +1

A voice echoed in Liu Liqun's mind, but he had no time to think about what the voice meant.

He fell into a deep sleep again, and the doctor gave him medication.

When I woke up again, I opened my eyes and saw a white ceiling and could smell the unpleasant odor of disinfectant.

He has been transferred from the ICU to a regular ward.

"woke up……"

Liu Liqun saw a blurry figure stand up beside his hospital bed; it looked like his father.

"dad?"

Li Qun greeted him with squinted eyes.

"..."

He is nearsighted by more than 600 degrees, and everything is blurry without his glasses.

“I am your uncle,” the tall figure said.

"Can't you see clearly? I'll go get the doctor."

Completely confused, Liu Liqun closed his eyes and tried hard to recall.

When did he get an extra uncle?

Where is he?

Why do the people around me sound like they're speaking Chinese?

A short while later, the uncle, whom I didn't know, came to the ward with the attending physician.

"I've seen his medical records. He's nearsighted, so it's normal that he can't see clearly, but we can't rule out the possibility that the car accident caused vision damage. Further examinations are needed," the doctor said to the uncle he didn't recognize.

"Was I in a car accident?" Liu Liqun asked with difficulty from his hospital bed.

"...Let's tell him when he's feeling better."

Through his blurry vision, Li Qun watched as his "uncle" and his attending physician walked out of the ward.

Liu Liqun suddenly realized that he had been asking the two questions in another language.

……

A month later, Liu Liqun was discharged from the hospital in a wheelchair, and a new pair of glasses allowed him to see where he was.

"What a stroke of luck..."

She transmigrated into the body of herself in another world, and both versions of herself in both worlds were involved in car accidents at the same time.

In the original world, he was the only one involved in a car accident, but here, his entire family perished and he was the only survivor.

The world we live in has changed, the country has changed, and even our family environment has changed.

"Liqun, you have to look forward," his uncle comforted him, pushing his wheelchair. His aunt and cousin were also there with him.

After getting on the bus, Liu Liqun followed his uncle to his home in Chinatown.

My uncle's name is Huanghelou (Yellow Crane Tower), and the Chinese restaurant he runs in Chinatown is also called Huanghelou. The first floor is the restaurant, and the second and third floors are his home.

To take care of himself in the hospital, my uncle's Yellow Crane Tower restaurant suspended operations for more than a month.

"Master Huang, is this your nephew?" In the back alley of the Yellow Crane Tower restaurant, neighbors came to greet the uncle.

"A child who survives a great calamity is bound to have good fortune in the future. My nephew looks much more promising than Shuangxi."

Li Qun knew that Huang Shuangxi was his cousin's name.

Liu Liqun glanced at his cousin Huang Shuangxi, who was 1.8 meters tall and weighed 180 kilograms, and couldn't see what was wrong with him that made the neighbors say such things to his face.

After being laboriously carried up to his home on the second floor, Liu Liqun arrived at the room his uncle had prepared for him.

He recalled his memories of the first half of his life in this world. His family originally lived in Boston, Massachusetts, but they encountered an accident on their way to New York to meet his uncle.

Li Qun suddenly realized that his deceased father was an associate professor at MIT, and this was probably where he was more successful than his cousin.

He wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses that gave him a very bookish look, and he did indeed look like a good student.

Stereotype +1

Here it comes again, that voice.

What's the point of adding one more to this stereotype?

An attribute panel unfolded in Liu Liqun's field of vision.

Character: Liu Liqun (seriously injured)

Race: Earthlings of the Blue Star

Age: 16 (...)

Willpower: 20

Learning ability: 15

Thinking ability: 18

Athletic ability: 5 (serious injury)