America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

"I bear the mission of resisting invasion of Earth from other dimensions."

"Anything that comes to Earth from other dimensions poses a threat to some extent."

“Do you understand what I’m saying? I don’t think you’re an idiot.” Bruce Banner looked into Li Qun’s eyes.

"I understand."

"Dr. Banner, let me show you this. You should be relieved when you see its name."

Li Qun stretched out his hand, and the "fine needle" piercing his ear flew into his palm, instantly transforming back into a long stick.

"stick?"

"Is it a divine artifact?" Bruce Banner guessed.

"Dr. Banner, look."

Li Qun turned the golden cudgel horizontally, showing Bruce Banner the seal script characters on it: "Ruyi Jingu Bang" (The Ruyi Golden Cudgel).

"Uh……"

"Let me check, wait a moment."

Dr. Banner opened a small portal, took a dictionary from the bookshelf on the other side of the portal, and began to study the seal characters on the Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magical staff).

"The Ruyi Jingu Bang?"

Bruce Banner was stunned, then pulled out a copy of "Journey to the West" from the portal.

Chapter 46 "Invincible" Hulk

Bruce Banner turned to the third chapter of "Journey to the West," where the original text read: "The Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff) weighs 13,500 jin (approximately 6,500 kg)."

"Liqun, let me feel the weight of the Ruyi Jingu Bang. You can put it down now."

"it is good."

Li Qun stood the Ruyi Jingu Bang upright on the floor, and Bruce Banner gripped the middle of the Ruyi Jingu Bang with both hands, trying to pick it up.

Liqun took a step back.

He gave up the space to Bruce Banner.

Will Dr. Banner transform into the Hulk in front of him? Li Qun felt a faint sense of anticipation.

If it weren't for Bruce Banner, Li Qun wouldn't have obediently followed orders and done whatever he was told.

Hulk is the embodiment of power, and Lillian doesn't want to go against Dr. Banner.

"Well!!!"

Bruce Banner blushed but still couldn't lift the Ruyi Jingu Bang. After letting go, Banner took a deep breath.

"Hulk."

"Come on, Hulk, come help me out."

Li Qun stared at Bruce Banner, who had started talking to himself.

Is Dr. Banner about to transform?

He didn't transform; instead, the Hulk, like a spirit, flew out of Bruce Banner's body!

“WTF!? Stand users?” Li Qun muttered under his breath.

Nine feet tall (2.7 meters) Hulk appeared behind Bruce Banner with his arms crossed. Dr. Banner turned around and gestured for Hulk to try lifting the Ruyi Jingu Bang.

Judging from Hulk's expression, he wasn't in a good mood, but he still picked up the golden cudgel as Bruce Banner had instructed.

Hulk gripped the middle of the golden cudgel and struggled to pull it up from the floor.

Hulk gritted his teeth, but he still couldn't lift the golden cudgel.

“Hmm…interesting,” Dr. Banner said.

Hulk doesn't believe it!

Hulk released his golden cudgel, twisted his neck, loosened his shoulder and back muscles, and did a set of warm-up exercises.

Hulk tries again.

The Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff) is as immovable as a mountain.

"Is this the Monkey King's weapon?"

"It is said that the Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff) was forged by Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao) using divine iron. Laozi is the supreme god in Eastern mythology, so this Ruyi Jingu Bang is extraordinary even among divine artifacts," Dr. Banner pondered.

“That’s enough, Hulk. You’re going to stomp a hole in the floor,” Dr. Banner said.

"Ok."

Hulk loosened his grip, looked at his palm, then at the standing Ruyi Jingu Bang, his expression full of resentment.

“Liqun, are you the only one who can lift the Ruyi Jingu Bang?” Dr. Banner asked.

“Yes,” Li Qun replied.

Actually, Dad could pick it up too, but Liqun didn't want to cause Dad any trouble.

"This kid can lift it? Hulk doesn't believe it."

The green, muscular Hulk pointed a finger at Li Qun's head, looking at him with disdain.

“Anyone approved by the artifact can lift it, Hulk,” Dr. Banner said to Hulk.

“Boy, pick it up and let Hulk see it.”

Hulk gave Li Qun a gentle push from behind, and Li Qun almost flew out.

"It can come here by itself."

Li Qun raised his hand and beckoned to the golden cudgel. The golden cudgel flew into Li Qun's hand automatically and made a "buzzing" sound.

The group believed that the Golden Cudgel possessed its own consciousness, thus endowing it with intellectual wisdom. The Golden Cudgel was expressing its dissatisfaction to the group by releasing it to strangers for study.

Li Qun brandished the golden cudgel a few times, and Hulk applauded for him.

"You know kung fu? Hulk likes kung fu!" Hulk shouted to Li Qun.

“I know kung fu.” Li Qun smiled at Hulk.

"Hulk also knows kung fu."

"Want to have a match with Hulk?" Hulk asked Li Qun.

“No, I have to go to school tomorrow,” Li Qun said nervously to Hulk.

“Hulk has to go to school too, Hulk hates going to school,” Hulk said to Liqun.

"I can show Hulk my kung fu."

"Hulk, take a look."

The slender Bruce Banner glanced at the interaction between Li Qun and Hulk, then lowered his eyes to flip through the original text of "Journey to the West".

Hulk is dynamic, Bruce Banner is static.

"Alright, Liqun, I'll take you home."

“Your Ruyi Jingu Bang poses no threat to Earth for the time being, but don’t think I’ll let my guard down. I’ll be watching you from the shadows. Perhaps one day you’ll be possessed by the Monkey King who wreaked havoc in Heaven. That’s what I’m worried about,” Bruce Banner said to Li Qun.

“Dr. Banner, I have many questions for you,” Li Qun said.

“You can ask, but I may not answer you,” Bruce Banner replied.

"Where do you live?" Li Qun asked.

“Where do I live? I live in Guangdong and Hong Kong. Don’t even think about coming to find me, you have to go abroad.” Bruce Banner smiled at Li Qun.

"Oh……"

Li Qun thought to himself, "So this is where I live, Baidi City."

A portal appeared beneath Li Qun's feet, and the next second Li Qun landed on his bed. The mattress was thick, causing Li Qun to bounce twice on the bed.

The Spark Portal closed in the ceiling.

Li Qun extended and retracted the Ruyi Jingu Bang (a magical staff) and inserted it back into his ear.

Li Qun sat down at the table, took out a notebook from his backpack, and began to draw on it.

Now, he has met Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner.

Li Qun began reasoning in his mind, using several hypothetical conditions to deduce the reasoning.

Bruce Banner suffered an accident during an experiment, which resulted in him developing a second personality, the Hulk. Under the Hulk personality, his body takes on a different form.

Li Qun drew the Hulk he had just seen in his notebook, a green-skinned "muscle giant".

Dr. Bruce Banner has been transformed into the Hulk and is being hunted by General Ross. Dr. Banner is on the run, searching for a way to return to normal.

Dr. Bruce Banner stumbled upon Kamar-Taj, much like Doctor Strange found it while searching for a way to heal his hands.

Li Qun drew an image of "Sorcerer Supreme Bruce Banner" in his notebook.

In Kamar-Taj, Bruce Banner found a way to coexist with the Hulk, making the Hulk his "stand-in," and Dr. Banner awakened as a "stand-in user."

Li Qun used the JOJO art style to depict Bruce Banner and Hulk, and designed a six-dimensional ability value panel for Hulk's Stand.

Growth potential: Unlimited

Destructive power: A

Speed: A

Precision Action: D

Endurance: ?

『Range: D』

"Is that right?"

Li Qun laughed.

Now that the Sorcerer Supreme Bruce Banner and his "invincible" stand-in Hulk are protecting Earth, we can rest easy even if Thanos himself comes to Earth, right?