America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

"Uh, okay, I'll buy it for you."

"Thank you." Hulk smiled at Li Qun, revealing two rows of big white teeth.

"Dr. Banner, you need to be careful," Li Qun whispered to Bruce Banner.

"You know what? Ever since you bought Hulk the Dragon Ball comics, Hulk has started imitating Saiyans."

“Hulk also said that he and I are actually Saiyans because our source of power is also anger,” Bruce Banner whispered to Li Qun.

"After watching the Dragon Ball anime, Dr. Banner, you need to turn the Hulk's volume down. I've watched the Dragon Ball anime, and in the anime, the characters yell nonstop when they increase their power," Li Qun said in a low voice.

"I will be careful."

Li Qun and Bruce Banner turned around and found Hulk looking at them.

"Hulk heard everything. Hulk has super hearing," Hulk said calmly to Li Qun and Bruce Banner.

“Really?” Li Qun turned to look at Bruce Banner.

“Not particularly super hearing,” Banner told Li Qun.

“Hulk, would you mind watching the original Japanese version of the Dragon Ball anime? The English version is a modified version of the original,” Li Qun said to Hulk.

"Hulk doesn't understand Japanese, but Banner can make it understandable to Hulk." Hulk said, looking at Dr. Banner.

“Magic can make people understand unfamiliar languages, but that only means they can understand them; it doesn’t mean they actually master the unfamiliar language while the magic is in effect,” Banner told Liqun.

“We can use it to cheat during the listening test,” Li Qun said.

"All magic comes at a price, don't forget that," Dr. Banner reminded Li Qun.

“I was just saying it offhand,” Li Qun said.

"Don't be like Indian students; they are the ones who love to cheat the most on earth."

"Is this a stereotype?" Li Qun asked.

"These are life lessons I've learned from my own experiences," Dr. Banner said.

Hulk poked Li Qun with his finger, and Li Qun looked at Hulk again.

"Thanksgiving gift, I'm on my way."

Li Qun opened a portal to buy Hulk the Dragon Ball anime DVD.

An hour later, Li Qun returned to the New York Holy See.

jet lag?

Dr. Banner is a nocturnal animal, while it is daytime on the other side of the ocean, and the video store there is open for business.

"I bought them. Not just the main anime DVDs, but also the theatrical versions." Li Qun waved the DVDs he bought at Hulk.

"What is a theatrical version?" Hulk asked.

“It was shown in theaters, but it’s a standalone story,” Li Qun replied.

Speaking of Dragon Ball movies, Liqun wanted to show Hulk the legendary Super Saiyan Broly from one of the Dragon Ball movies. Like Hulk, Broly in the movie is also a green-type super warrior.

Since we've already let Hulk watch Dragon Ball, let him watch all the related series.

Liqun is really looking forward to Hulk developing something like "Hulk at full power," but that's unlikely.

"Hulk wants to watch cartoons now."

Let's watch it together.

Li Qun unpacked the CD, put it into the player, and the animation was displayed on the TV screen in a 4:3 aspect ratio.

"What's so magical about this comic book story?" Dr. Banner also sat cross-legged in front of the TV and watched the cartoon with Liqun and Hulk.

There were no subtitles, and the dubbing was in Japanese. Dr. Banner frowned as he cast a spell on the three of them, granting them the ability to understand an unfamiliar language.

They watched cartoons until dawn, and Dr. Banner closed his eyes at some point.

Li Qun led Dr. Banner to his bed in the bedroom and covered him with a blanket, while Hulk continued watching the Dragon Ball anime.

Seeing Hulk's focused expression as he watched the Dragon Ball anime, Li Qun found the scene somewhat unbelievable.

"Hulk, I'm home."

"See you tomorrow, Liqun."

Li Qun walked through the portal and returned to his bedroom.

On Sunday morning, he could sleep in, so Li Qun decided to let himself sleep for four hours to recharge before watching Peter and Goro Miyagi's match in the afternoon.

……

……

Harry was filming the ring with a Canon home video camera. He was in the second row of the audience, and the camera lens was unobstructed, so the view was very clear. Li Qun and others were also in the second row of the audience.

The short theater segment featuring Harry has already been filmed; the next segment will be the free-fighting segment.

As the referee announced the start of the match, Peter crouched down like a spider, warily observing Goro Miyagi.

"Squatting so low?"

"Are you very agile?" Goro Miyagi asked.

Goro Miyagi raised his leg and kicked at Peter. Miyagi's attack was very skillful, and he was also prepared to defend at the same time.

Peter retreated repeatedly, and the moment Goro Miyagi raised his leg again, Peter swept a kick at Miyagi's shin.

Miyagi was kicked down, but his counterattack came instantly. He had anticipated Peter's counterattack and used his hands to brace himself on the ground and his feet to fight back.

Judging from Peter's unintentional movements, Goro Miyagi is certain that "Red Spider" is the person trained by Li Qun.

After getting up from the ground, Goro Miyagi glanced at the audience and smiled at Li Qun.

The next second, Goro Miyagi was sent flying into the air; he had been tossed around by "Red Spider."

Peter didn't give Goro Miyagi a chance. Peter jumped up and delivered a flying kick to Miyagi in mid-air, knocking him unconscious on the spot.

The two landed one after the other, with "Red Spider" still standing on the arena.

It was another swift victory, and the entire audience stood up and cheered for Peter, the thunderous applause shaking the ceiling of the abandoned factory.

"What is this guy looking at? Can't he concentrate on the battle?"

Li Qun muttered to himself, feeling that Miyagi Goro was overconfident in his abilities.

Peter stood on the ring, and the host held up the microphone for him to give his victory speech. Then, during the awards ceremony, a check for $50,000 after tax was handed to Peter by the Queens borough representative who organized the event.

The camera lens was pointed at Peter, and the camera flash was going off incessantly.

Immersed in the cheers of the audience, Peter Parker held up the huge check medal high and spun it around in all four directions.

When Peter turned 360 degrees back with the medal in hand, he suddenly saw a face in the crowd that instantly cooled his feverish mind and made his heart stop beating for a moment.

Ben Parker, holding his camera, snapped a picture of "Red Spider" from below the stage. The camera flash briefly illuminated Peter's eyes. A young Daily Bugle reporter, holding a palm-sized notebook, was writing an article next to Ben Parker, looking excited.

The emergence of a street fighting champion in Queens is a story worthy of being featured in the Daily Bugle.

Chapter 198 I thought it was you in the role.

"Oh no."

When Peter discovered Uncle Ben, Li Qun also noticed Uncle Ben.

"What's wrong?" Harry asked.

"I need to go to the restroom."

Li Qun squeezed through the excited crowd and pulled Wade Wilson, who was also at the game, to the corner outside the "abandoned factory".

They pretend to pee in the corner; that's what New Yorkers do.

“Prepare to execute the plan,” Li Qun said to Wade.

"Now?" Wade looked around and realized that Peter hadn't come out yet.

"Put on your clothes and hood first..."

"What if someone finds out?" Wade asked.

"Wade, it depends on your performance. Try not to talk to others."

Wade quickly changed into the same clothes as Peter and put on a spider silk mask, becoming "Red Spider" number 2.

“Yeah!” Wade lowered his voice, mimicking Peter’s tone.

Soon, Peter also slipped out of the factory and found Li Qun and Wade in the corner.

"No one followed us, right?" Li Qun looked behind Peter.

Peter ripped off his hood and looked at Wade.

“Maybe,” Peter said. “I’m a big star now.”

"Now I'm a big star."

“Based on my past experience, the substitution of body doubles is usually discovered very quickly,” Wade told Peter.

"It's okay, as long as I can avoid my uncle."

Peter changed his clothes while they were talking, and Liqun helped him put the clothes he had taken off into his backpack.

However, stuffing the clothes into the backpack was just one action; he opened a small portal inside the backpack and threw Peter's clothes directly into his own room.

"Alright, let's go back quickly."

The abandoned factory had a main gate, a side gate, and a back gate, for a total of three entrances and exits. Wade, disguised as "Red Spider," returned to the factory through the back gate, while Li Qun and Peter used the side gate, and they took turns using it.

Dwyane Wade, dressed as "Red Spider," stood in the crowd posing for photos with enthusiastic fans. Just to be on the safe side, Wade refused to sign autographs for the "Red Spider" fans.

"Hello, Peter's uncle."

"Hello, Mr. Walter White."

When Peter and Liqun returned, Ben Parker was shaking hands with Walter White.

“I feel like I’m going to pee my pants,” Peter said nervously to Li Qun.

“Where did you get that urine? You haven’t drunk any water or eaten anything,” Li Qun said to Peter.