America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

Li Qun patted Wade's cheek, and Wade smiled infatuatedly.

Li Qun looked around; no one seemed to care what was going on here.

Or perhaps the people in the neighborhood realized what had happened, but all of them hid, not wanting to be associated with the street shooting.

Since no one was paying attention, Li Qun immediately opened a portal beneath Wade, bringing Wade and himself to the basement of the New York Sanctum Sanctum.

For Wade, he saw a flash of sparks out of the corner of his eye, and felt the air around him suddenly become murky and warm.

Wade Wilson believed he was getting intimate with a hot, black Latina woman, and in his near-death experience, someone had given him that feeling, which he felt would be worth going to hell for.

Chapter 201 Look at yourself again.

"Dr. Banner! Help!!"

"Who's going to die?"

Bruce Banner was wearing a bathrobe and holding a coffee in his hand.

He glanced at the basement floor, his hand holding the coffee cup freezing in mid-air.

"You were shot?"

Bruce Banner put his coffee cup aside, strode over to Wade Wilson, knelt down, and examined Wade's condition with highly professional technique.

With a flash of light, Dr. Banner's bathrobe transformed into a blue sterile protective suit. Dr. Banner then helped Li Qun change as well; the two of them now resembled cleaners handling a corpse.

Dr. Banner's hands did not stop. The basement floor beneath Wade rose up and transformed into an operating table. One by one, drugs, surgical instruments, and medical equipment appeared, and Dr. Banner summoned them from elsewhere to the operating table.

"Help me take off all his clothes."

Li Qun took the scissors that Dr. Banner handed him and cut off Wade's clothes, leaving Wade Wilson naked on the operating table.

"Make it brighter."

Dr. Banner snapped his fingers at the candlelight chandelier above his head, and the candlelight illuminated the entire basement.

The basement of the New York Sanctum Sanctum, much like the Room of Requirement at Hogwarts, is a room heavily modified with magic. Dr. Banner conducts research on dangerous magic in the basement, and magical creatures from other dimensions are also studied there.

“It’s a gunshot wound, don’t panic,” Dr. Banner reassured Li Qun.

Dr. Banner first helped Wade stop the bleeding.

"How much do you know about him?" Dr. Banner asked, his head bowed as he tended to his wound.

“Dr. Banner, what do you want to know?” Li Qun asked.

"look."

Dr. Banner inserted the forceps into the wound on Wade's outside thigh, and Li Qun felt that Dr. Banner removed the bullet from the wound entirely by feel.

“He didn’t react at all, is he high?” Banner asked Li Qun.

“The situation is a bit strange, here’s the thing…” Li Qun described in detail what happened to Dr. Banner that night, and reiterated the details of several points in time.

"His wound is healing itself? How is that possible?"

"I have to hurry, or the bullet will stay in his body!"

Dr. Banner's expression was very serious. He clearly sensed a supernatural power emanating from Wade Wilson, a power that was taking Wade out of the realm of normal Earthlings.

Dr. Banner removed four bullets from Wade's body and used a towel to cover Wade's lower body.

However, Bruce Banner observed Wade's gunshot wounds with a serious expression, seemingly not treating Wade as a person, but as a rare research subject.

"He's out of danger, it's only been a few minutes..."

"Scars remain on my body after they healed on their own."

Dr. Banner picked up a scalpel and carefully made a small incision on Wade's thigh, who was smiling with his eyes closed.

"Ow!!"

Wade, feeling the pain, immediately opened his eyes.

Wade instinctively tried to sit up from the operating table, but unfortunately, Dr. Banner and Li Qun had already secured Wade's limbs to the operating table before the surgery began.

"what!!"

Wade screamed!

He was somewhat disoriented and had some memory loss.

Wade's previous memory was of him being intimate with a hot girl. When he opened his eyes, he saw two people wearing blue sterile protective suits and the dazzling "shadowless lights" above their heads.

"Don't be nervous, it's me!"

Li Qun pulled off his mask and leaned closer so that Wade could see his face clearly.

“Liqun, are you going to take my kidney? My organs aren’t worth anything!” Wade shouted.

"Hey, calm down. Do you remember what happened before?" Dr. Banner slapped Wade Wilson across the face, turning Wade's face to the side.

“That hurts!” Wade yelled at Dr. Banner.

"Does it hurt?"

Dr. Banner glanced down at the wound he had just made on Wade's thigh. In the short time it took to say those few words, the wound had already healed, leaving only a faint scar.

Dr. Banner had a hunch.

Wade's self-healing ability isn't perfect. The more injuries he sustains, the more scars his body will leave behind after healing, and these scars will make him look increasingly unattractive.

“Tell me how you feel right now.” Dr. Banner looked into Wade’s eyes and then compared them to Li Qun’s eyes.

Dr. Banner confirmed that Wade's pupils were neither dilated nor constricted.

"Are you suspecting I'm high on drugs?" Wade quickly sensed Bruce Banner's thoughts.

“I didn’t touch those, they were just grass leaves at most,” Wade explained to Banner.

“I have a question for you,” Banner said.

"Okay, go ahead and ask."

"There's a car wash about 50 meters from your house. If you need to get your car washed, are you planning to walk or drive there?" Banner asked Wade.

"That problem? Of course, we'll drive there!"

“It’s still within normal limits.” Banner looked at Li Qun.

Li Qun suppressed a laugh. This question was one that Dr. Otto Octavius ​​wrote in a letter to Dr. Banner, about Dr. Otto's ability to test artificial intelligence models while researching artificial intelligence.

"Only an idiot would answer wrong, right? Of course you have to drive to the car wash!" Wade shouted.

"Think back again, what happened to you before?" Dr. Banner asked Wade.

"I……"

Wade's expression turned shy, but as he recalled earlier memories, he remembered his accident where "it's better to catch than to dodge."

“I remember now,” Wade said.

Tell me about it.

Dr. Banner crossed his arms and looked down at Wade, who looked embarrassed on the operating table.

“I used to be a top assassin, dodging bullets was a piece of cake for me. If I hadn’t retired and stopped exercising, I wouldn’t have gotten shot,” Wade said, looking into Bruce Banner’s green eyes.

"Why do you have green eyes?" Wade blurted out the question that had been bothering him.

"Are you a normal human being?" Wade's voice trailed off.

“And look at yourself?” Dr. Banner raised an eyebrow.

Dr. Banner slashed Wade's right wrist, this time the wound was deep, and blood gushed out immediately. Amid Wade's screams, Dr. Banner freed Wade's hands, and Wade struggled to sit up, desperately pressing his left hand against his bleeding right wrist to stop the bleeding.

"It stopped?"

Wade loosened his grip on his wrist in confusion, then touched it and realized the wound seemed like an illusion.

"Wipe it clean and see."

Wade took the damp cotton ball from Dr. Banner and wiped away the bloodstains, revealing a faint white scar on his wrist.

"The smoother the incision, the less noticeable the scar," Dr. Banner said to Wade after seeing the scar.

Wade Wilson looked at the scars on his wrist and fell into deep thought.

Chapter 202 But I feel it's very sacred.

The operating table descended, and in its place rose a magical altar.

Wade Wilson's legs were still bound, and he was now tied to the edge of the magic altar.

Green magical energy surrounded the magic altar and Wade, while unknown incantations and symbols formed a magic circle that terrified Wade.

"Am I some kind of sacrifice?" Wade yelled.

“Quiet down. I’m just using magic to check if you’ve mutated into a monster that shouldn’t exist,” Dr. Banner explained to Wade.

"What do you mean by a monster that shouldn't exist?" Wade continued to yell.

Dr. Banner glanced at Wade. If his hands weren't occupied with spell gestures, he would have loved to give Wade another slap to silence him.

“Your essence is that of a human being from Earth, but an external force has exerted unknowable interference on your life form. ‘Shouldn’t exist’ means ‘the dead cannot live,’” Banner told Wade.

"I'm doing just fine now."

Wade's voice trailed off.

"Am I going to turn into a vampire?" Wade turned to look at Li Qun.

"Liqun, what do you think?"

“Wade, don’t be afraid. Dr. Banner is the strongest mage on Earth. If your medical examination finds anything abnormal, he will help you find a solution,” Li Qun comforted Wade.

"How do you know the solution isn't to get rid of the person who raised the problem?" Wade shouted at Li Qun.

“I also asked Dr. Banner some questions, and look at me now, I’m doing just fine, aren’t I?” Li Qun said.

"Are we a problem?" Wade looked at Bruce Banner.

“I need to check it carefully before I can answer you,” Bruce Banner said to Wade.