America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

"Go and go."

Wade immediately jumped off the roof.

Knowing he was "immortal," Wade acted as if he were on drugs even without them, showing no concern for his life.

Li Qun didn't want to see Wade crash into the hardened ground, so he opened a portal and caught Wade in the alley at the bottom of the building.

Wade circled around and quietly made his way to the other side of Gwen's car.

Wade displayed the professionalism of a legendary assassin.

Quietly, he opened the passenger door, moved quietly into the driver's seat, quickly inserted the key, started the car, and drove off.

Before the officers at the scene could react, Wade Wilson drove off in Gwen's car.

A portal appeared above the back seats, and Li Qun fell out of the portal and sat in the car.

"See, it's very simple," Wade said with a smile to Li Qun, who had been teleported to the back row.

“Peter is here,” Li Qun said to Wade.

"Come on then! Let's see how he shows up in front of us," Wade continued, smiling.

Inside the car, Wade and Li Qun heard something fall onto the roof a dozen seconds later.

Peter Parker landed on the roof of the car.

Peter used his spider powers to cling to the car and opened one of the doors.

Just as Peter was about to rush into the carriage and beat up the "car thief," he saw two people inside the car.

Peter was so frightened by the two people in the car that he jumped out on the spot and was almost hit by a car in another lane.

“Peter chickened out,” Wade said.

“He didn’t think too much about it,” Li Qun said to Wade.

“He saw it was us.”

"Perhaps Peter will call us."

As they were talking, Li Qun noticed his phone vibrating in his pocket. He took it out and saw that it was indeed Peter calling.

“Hey Peter, where are you?” Li Qun asked.

"Are you alright? I went back to look for you, but you were nowhere to be found..."

“Peter, are you drooling right now?” Li Qun asked.

Chapter 204 I opened my eyes, and I am...

"Wade, where are we going now? Peter is asking us where we are."

Li Qun covered the phone receiver and asked Wade, who was holding the steering wheel.

"That's what I wanted to ask you too!"

Wade glanced at the Liqun in the rearview mirror.

"Now you're the boss, boss, where are we going?"

"Boss?"

Wade smiled.

"Okay, I'm the boss."

"Alright, let's go to church."

"A church? Okay, boss. What's the church's address?"

"A very small church, the address is..."

Li Qun put down the phone and repeated the church address to Peter three times.

“I guess Peter will get to church before us, but he’ll pretend to be later,” Wade said.

"Is there anything special about that church?" Li Qun asked.

"What's special about it... well, the priest in the church used to be a legendary assassin, but he's retired and has become the priest in the church now."

"The area around the church is his territory, and no one dares to cause trouble on his territory."

“We parked our car in front of the church, and even if the New York police saw it, they wouldn’t dare to tow it away.”

"Boss, boss, you've thought of this!"

Wade grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth. He thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of Li Qun calling him "boss".

"Have you figured out how to explain this to Peter?" Wade asked Li Qun.

“I don’t know how to explain it,” Li Qun replied.

“I thought you already had an explanation in mind,” Wade said.

“Peter might ask the boss how he’s so healthy as if nothing happened, and he might also ask where we went and what happened to the guy who shot you.”

"Stop, stop." Wade honked the car horn.

“Peter is a curious kid; he was the epitome of the stereotypical nerd in school,” Li Qun said.

“That way, if Peter tells us about his special status, we can honestly explain what just happened to him,” Wade said.

“If Peter chooses to keep it a secret, then we will also choose to keep it a secret.”

"How do we keep it a secret?" Li Qun asked.

"Making up stories."

"Listen to me."

"I'll listen to you, boss."

"We're almost there. Don't say anything, just follow my signals," Wade said to Li Qun after glancing at the road ahead.

"Okay, I won't speak." Li Qun made a zipping motion with his mouth.

Wade likes people who listen to advice, and Li Qun seems to be one of those people.

The car stopped next to the church. The church that Wade brought Li Qun to was surrounded by buildings, each of which was several stories higher than the church's spire.

Li Qun got out of the car and looked up at the church. The church had stood here since the pioneering days of New York, and after hundreds of years, it remained there like a stubborn holdout.

Wade walked to the church door, which was ajar.

Wade led Li Qun through the door and entered. The church was dimly lit by candlelight, and the priest was nowhere to be seen.

“The door wasn’t closed. He might have gone to someone else’s house to mediate a domestic dispute,” Wade said to Li Qun.

The two sat down on a pew in the last row of the church and waited quietly for Peter to arrive.

The bells in the church tower rang out, and Peter entered the church as the bells rang.

Are you alright?

Wade stood up and took a good look at Peter, who was covered in sweat.

"You must be terrified, child."

"Uh……"

Peter also gave Wade a careful look.

Wade's clothes were cut open by Li Qun with medical scissors, and he is now dressed as if he were wearing a curtain.

The curtains at the New York Sanctuary are special magical curtains that can prevent others from peeping into the Sanctuary and also have a psychological effect on curious people.

Dressed in purple occult-patterned curtains, Wade resembled a marble sculpture of a Greek sage, leaving Peter speechless.

“Let’s sit down and talk.”

Wade reached out and took Peter's wrists, pulling him to sit down on the bench.

“Peter, is there anything you want to say to me?” Wade asked.

Peter opened his mouth and slowly uttered, "Are you Wade?"

“It’s me.” Wade nodded slowly.

"what happened?"

"Peter, what kind of question are you asking?" Wade asked.

“I want to know everything,” Peter said.

“Peter, is there anything you want to tell us after I and Li Qun leave?”

"...I called the police and an ambulance, but when I got back I couldn't find you, so I looked for you in the surrounding area."

Wade turned and glanced at Li Qun; it seemed Peter had chosen to continue keeping it from them.

Li Qun responded to Wade with his eyes. His question was vague to Peter, and Peter was telling the truth; Peter had indeed gone to find them.

However, Wade couldn't understand Li Qun's eyes, and Li Qun didn't know the magic of telepathy.

Wade turned to Peter and said, "At the moment death came upon me, I felt God's calling..."

"I saw a person standing in the light, a man dressed like I am now."

He said to me, "Wade Wilson, open your eyes, I am Jesus."

"You can't die yet. I'm deeply moved by your sacrifice for your friends..."

"For this, I give you my life, I give you a second life..."

“…” Peter tilted his head and looked at Wade, completely unable to understand what Wade was saying to him.

“I came back to life, and Li Qun witnessed it all.”

Peter's gaze passed over Wade and landed on Li Qun, who nodded at Peter.

“An incredible miracle happened to me. Following the calling of my heart, I brought Li Qun here.”

Wade's expression was very solemn and serious as he earnestly told Peter the story he had come up with.

Peter had no choice but to believe the story Wade had told him. If it weren't for God's power, Wade wouldn't be sitting in a church talking to him at this moment; he should be in an ambulance or a hospital room.