America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

"What relationship?" John Wick looked at his wife Helen, puzzled.

“Gabriel is Jesus’ guardian angel,” Helen said.

“What? John is my guardian angel?” Wade looked at John Wick.

Chapter 210 Attack His Weakest Point

"It's delicious! Helen, your cooking is absolutely amazing!"

"I've never had such delicious breakfast porridge before. It has completely healed the heart that John just hurt me with!"

"Wade, you're acting like a pig right now, you know that?"

Wade shoveled large mouthfuls of the chicken porridge Helen had been cooking all morning into his mouth with a spoon, his eating manners far from gentlemanly, with porridge splattering all around him.

“Have you been starving for days?” John Wick looked at Wade with sympathy.

“I ate eight servings of fries last night, how come I look like I’ve been starving for days?” Wade looked up, with porridge dripping from his chin.

"Where will I be in my next life?" Helen asked.

“It’s a bar,” John replied softly.

The spoon was small, and Wade was feeding the chicken porridge to his mouth at an extremely high frequency, creating a scene as disastrous as a two-year-old eating on his own.

Wade paused for a moment, much like a giant panda suddenly stopping while eating bamboo.

“The important thing is, this is the porridge you cooked, Helen,” Wade said.

“John can’t stand hearing that,” Helen laughed.

“I know you’re trying to provoke me. Wade, I’m ready to retaliate.” John smiled faintly, an expression rarely seen on John Wick’s face.

"Wow, attacking my weakest point." Wade looked over provocatively.

"Helen, do you know how I met Wade?"

"You met at that Rebirth Bar on a cool summer night?" Helen guessed.

“I met him through his ex-wife, Natasha,” John said with a smile.

“No, don’t say that…” Wade’s smile vanished instantly.

“Didn’t you ask me to attack your weakest point?” John pointed at Wade.

"Don't let his appearance fool you, he's actually been married once."

"Natasha is a stunning beauty with long, red, wavy hair and a gorgeous figure. Every boy like Peter would dream of her."

"Why did they get divorced? Did one of them cheat on you?"

"We were both busy with our own careers and couldn't live together for long periods of time, so after careful consideration, we got divorced," Wade explained.

Wade didn't offer any explanation, fearing that John Wick would falsely accuse him.

"Are you still in contact with Natasha?" John asked.

"No. Apart from the alimony payments that are sent to me on time every month, there has been no other contact."

"What is alimony?" Helen asked, puzzled.

Wade remained silent, looking as dull as a goose, and wouldn't answer difficult questions.

“It also touches on the issue of domestic violence,” John Wick said.

"It wasn't Wade who abused Natasha, but Natasha who abused Wade."

“Natasha is a distant relative of mine; she has Russian ancestry, which is an old Russian tradition,” John explained to Helen.

"No, no, we were fighting, but I held back," Wade tried to salvage his dignity.

“Do you know what it means to still be paying alimony?” Wade asked John and Helen.

"It means that after our divorce, she remained single and did not date anyone else."

“Wade initially refused to divorce, and Natasha fought a divorce case with him for quite some time. In the end, the judge granted the divorce, and Natasha was required to pay alimony to Wade, who was in a weaker position, until Natasha remarried.”

Wade and John exchanged a glance.

John Wick really hit his weak spot; it was a fatal blow to his soul.

A more important reason for Wade's divorce from the Slavic beauty Natasha was that Wade wanted to retire from the world of assassins.

Natasha is also a top assassin in the world of assassins, with a mission completion rate of 88%, compared to John Wick's 96%.

The most important factor in judging a professional assassin's competence is their mission completion rate; those with a mission completion rate of over 92% are considered legendary assassins.

Wade's task completion rate is 98%, which is abnormally high. But because it's so abnormal, everyone wants Wade to retire smoothly.

Wade Wilson was once commissioned to assassinate a senator in the Japanese government. Despite the senator having extremely tight security, Wade used a Japanese sword to kill him from below while the senator was using the restroom. When the employer paid him, he gave Wade a book called "The Chrysanthemum and the Sword."

"I'm done eating."

Wade pulled the spoon out of his mouth, picked up the soup bowl, and put the bowl and spoon into the dishwasher.

“Shall we go walk the dog? And stop by the church while we’re at it?” Wade suggested.

“Go to church? Okay, we’ll go with you,” Helen said.

When Wade suppresses all the emotions on his face, he looks like an innocent-looking person with Down syndrome. It's hard to see someone who can pretend to be stupid so convincingly.

Wade's abnormally high task completion rate is also related to his talent for playing dumb; it's incredibly deceptive.

"Seeing you like this makes me angry."

John put on his coat and shoes, ready to go out for a walk with the three of them.

"Go ahead and shoot me if you dare, but you can't kill me," Wade said in a low voice.

"Did you make a deal with the devil?"

“I’ve heard similar rumors.” John Wick’s words were serious, and Wade could tell from his earnest tone.

"No."

“There’s a slight possibility that it’s related to my father, who is 60 million light-years away from Earth,” Wade said.

“Still 60 million light-years away,” John retorted.

“John, we’re as close as brothers. I’ve told you all my secrets about my past. You know I have a hereditary disease, and it’s named after my family name.”

"Yes, Wilson's disease."

John sighed softly, without Helen noticing.

John Wick didn't understand why Wade Wilson would be so crazy to complete his mission until he applied for retirement for Helen. Only then did John feel a similar madness to Wade.

Wilson's disease is an autosomal recessive genetic disorder caused by a mutation in the ATP7B gene. It causes abnormal copper metabolism in the body, with excessive copper accumulating in the liver, brain, and cornea, leading to liver failure, nervous system damage, and ultimately death.

Wade imagined the cause of death listed on his obituary: severe copper poisoning.

Whether it was the copper bullet or the copper accumulated due to abnormal metabolism, it was all fatal to Wade Wilson in the past.

Now, Wade has overcome the effects of copper, just like Superman is immune to kryptonite.

The three of them went out. John Wick had Wade on his left and Helen on his right. Wade was leading his dog Mary, and Helen was leading Stewart. They walked towards the small church a few kilometers away.

Chapter 211 God Bless You

"Isn't this Gwen's car?"

While walking her dog, Helen arrived at a dark little church surrounded by skyscrapers and saw a small van parked next to the church.

Helen glanced at the license plate number and then looked through the window into the interior, confirming that it was Gwen's car.

“I have the car keys.” Wade waved them at Helen.

"How did you manage to borrow Gwen's car?" John asked.

"I didn't borrow the car; Liqun borrowed it."

“Last night, Li Qun and Peter encountered a carjacker, and I helped them deal with that guy,” Wade said casually.

John thought this was normal; if Wade couldn't even handle a carjacker, he would be disgracing his former status as a professional hitman.

"I need to call Gwen's dad now, and then I'll switch the car back."

Wade handed the dog leash to John and leaned back against the car door.

John crouched down and ruffled Miss Mary Page's dog head, while Stuart, full of energy, invited Miss Mary to play a game.

John and Helen changed locations and went to sit and rest in the small garden next to the church. The two sat on a bench watching the two puppies play and frolic. It was a wonderful day.

The area around the church was quiet, with few cars passing by on the road in front of it.

"Hello, is this Officer George?"

“I am George.”

“Your daughter’s car is with me. I’m going to drive it over to you now,” Wade said.

"How did you get my daughter's car?" George Stacy asked.

“Your daughter’s friend asked me to do this,” Wade Wilson replied.

When I came to the police station today, an officer reported to George Stacy about the incident that happened last night. When the officer checked the vehicle information, he found that it was a car belonging to a relative of someone in the department.

"You can park at this address..."

George Stacy told Wade the location, and after Wade hung up the phone, George Stacy immediately got up from her workstation, called a few colleagues from the bureau, and prepared to personally go and catch Wade, the car thief.

The case report is already on George Stacy's desk.

In his report, George described the events as follows: Li Qun and Peter encountered an armed robbery, a passerby was shot and the shooter fled, Peter called the police, Li Qun took the passerby to the hospital, Gwen's car remained parked, and a daring car thief drove it away while the officers at the scene were not paying attention.

“John, can Mary stay with you for another day? I have some things to take care of.” Wade walked into the small garden, interrupting the warm atmosphere.

“You can also let us raise it,” John said.

“This is a common problem among dog owners. Once they have a dog, they feel that the dog is lonely, so they get another dog to keep it company.” The priest suddenly stood up from the corner of the garden, startling Wade, John, and Helen.

The old priest had uneven skin on his face, looked fierce, and stood ramrod straight, giving the first impression of a rigid old man.

“Father, what are you doing?” Helen asked.