America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

“Abandonment of crime and termination of crime…” Peter muttered to himself.

With his face covered and wearing the specially made bodysuit, Peter began talking to himself more and more frequently.

Chapter 295 There are two swords here

"A battle-tested Colt 1911, entirely American-made, .45 caliber, with a seven-round magazine."

At the shooting range, Wade fired all his bullets in one go, then turned to look at Li Qun's aunt.

“Some people think its recoil is a bit too strong, but I don’t think so. The Desert Eagle has even stronger recoil,” Wade said.

“Show it to me.” Auntie handed Wade the Desert Eagle that the shooting range instructor was using.

“I can demonstrate dual-wielding and magazine reloading for you,” Wade said.

“It’s a dangerous operation, and I don’t recommend doing it even when you’re just playing around with it,” the range instructor, Jacob, told Wade.

Wade fired all his bullets at the target and placed his Desert Eagle on the table in front of him.

"Liqun, it's your turn to perform." Wade stepped aside, making room for Liqun.

Between the Desert Eagle and the 1911, Liqun chose the 1911. Carefully loading the bullets into the magazine, Liqun fired them one by one.

“Not bad.” Wade grinned, showing his teeth.

"Do you have any big ones here?" Wade asked Jacob.

“Our club is completely legal and compliant, and we don’t have the big guys you’re looking for,” Jacob politely declined.

“I bet you guys have it 100%, I’ll bet you ten dollars.” Wade pulled out a ten-dollar bill.

"Are you here to set a trap?" Jacob looked Wade up and down.

“No, I’m here to get back into the swing of things. It’s been a while since I’ve shot,” Wade told Jacob.

"Were you in jail during the time you weren't firing your gun?" Jacob asked.

“I had just gotten divorced around that time,” Wade replied.

"You were actually married?"

"Are you married?"

Auntie was shooting at the target, and the gunshots kept ringing out. Li Qun was surprised that Wade and Coach Jacob could still hear what each other was saying.

As the entertainment activities ended, Wade and Jacob said their reluctant goodbyes as they walked out of the shooting range club.

"Fakyu, Jacob!"

"Fuck you! Wade!!"

After getting in the car, Wade sat in the back like a good boy, his legs tightly pressed together.

“Jacob would really admire you if you didn’t talk so much nonsense,” Auntie said to Wade, turning back to him.

"So many people idolize me," Wade said with a smile.

"Dad said you used to be a used car sales manager. What about before that?" Auntie asked.

“I spent some time in the military,” Wade said.

"No wonder." Aunt nodded.

"Jiao, do you think Lao Huang can catch any fish?" Wade asked.

"You never know. If we can't catch any fish, we'll just buy some at the market," my aunt said.

Wade calls Li Qun's uncle "Old Huang" and is very familiar with Li Qun's whole family.

After settling their annual tax matters in mid-April, the Chinese restaurant would close for a few days. Wade, having heard that his aunt's hobby was shooting, took advantage of the restaurant's closure to join in the fun.

“Liqun, could you turn on the radio?” Wade asked.

"it is good."

The radio in the car was playing New York news, most of which made people frown.

Radio: "Recently, many people have spotted a chimpanzee in Queens late at night, but some say it's not a chimpanzee but a gibbon, and others say it's a moth-man..."

“I think it’s a black, long-armed mothman,” Wade said meaningfully.

"Wade, are you going out tonight?" Auntie asked.

“I won’t go out. But if I ever have the chance to run into the legendary Mothman, I’ll give it a try,” Wade said.

"It must be a primate that escaped from the zoo," Li Qun added, trying to salvage the situation.

Radio: "The New York City Zoo responded that no animals escaped from the zoo; it is highly likely that research animals from a university laboratory escaped..."

“Have you ever heard of alligators in the sewers of New York City? This is probably like an alligator in the sewers,” Wade said.

“I feel that the animals in the news were probably people in disguise, or thieves dressed up as animals to steal things,” my aunt said.

The car stopped at a public fishing spot outside New York. Li Qun and the others got out and walked over to Shuangxi, Qiao, and their uncle to see how their catch had gone that day.

"We're having fish for dinner, even though we didn't catch anything," the uncle said happily to his aunt.

"Joe, how was the fishing?" Liqun asked with concern.

"The sun was really strong. I had a skipping contest with Shuangxi, and I won," Qiao said.

"Hey bro, why don't you give it a try?"

"Skimming?"

Li Qun picked up a stone by the river and threw it into the middle of the river. The stone floated on the water to the other side.

"Me too!" Wade picked up a stone and joined the skipping stone competition.

Wade's skipping skills were also exaggerated, with the stone creating more than a dozen splashes on the water's surface.

"What's the technique?" Shuangxi asked Liqun.

"The shape of the stone is very important; you need to move your whole body to exert force." Li Qun demonstrated it to Shuangxi and Qiao again.

Shuangxi and Qiao tried throwing it once and immediately broke their own record.

"By the way, never use the same technique to throw at others; that's called a hidden weapon in martial arts novels," Li Qun reminded Shuangxi and Qiao.

"Batman throws his batarangs like that too," Wade said from the side.

“That’s so cool,” Joe said.

……

……

"Wade, this is for you."

Wade looked at the long table, where Dr. Banner had placed two longswords.

"One is a mithril longsword engraved with magical runes, capable of killing alien creatures that have smuggled in from the evil dimension."

"The other one is an alloy sword made with modern technology. It's extremely sharp and can cut both people and monsters," Dr. Banner explained.

"Have you confirmed that there are monsters for me to kill?" Wade asked Dr. Banner.

“Walter White was on the phone with someone, and I heard him on TV saying something about ‘goblins’ in a rather agitated manner, so it's probably true,” Dr. Banner said.

"Goblin?"

"A very troublesome humanoid creature with green skin, an ugly appearance, incredible strength, and low intelligence."

“Green…” Wade looked at Dr. Banner.

"Hulk is not a goblin."

“Goblins are dwarfs, while the Hulk is a giant,” Dr. Banner said calmly.

Wade carried the two longswords from the long table on his back, but he couldn't pull them out when he tried.

"Why do you keep the sword behind your back?" Dr. Banner asked, puzzled.

"That must be what he wanted to do."

The old man attached the sword from Wade's back to his own back and demonstrated the correct posture for drawing a sword from its sheath to Wade.

"The proper way is to wear the sword at your waist."

The steel sword spun in his father's hand, and Wade was stunned. In a daze, he saw his father transform into an ancient Chinese general.

"Dr. Banner, is the concept of reincarnation true?" Wade asked curiously.

Chapter 296 Good Side Effects

As evening approached, the sound of sticks clashing came from the rooftop.

Li Qun was standing downstairs; he had just come home from school.

It was Wade learning his father's swordsmanship.

Wade's swordsmanship was far too clumsy in his father's eyes; his father couldn't bear to watch it even once.

Wade said he knew swordsmanship, so his father showed him the real swordsmanship.

The first sword my father picked up was a bronze sword.

After the Qin Dynasty unified the world, the old man replaced his sword with an iron sword.

Two thousand years later, the old man no longer has a sword in his hand.

No matter what it is, it can become a 'sword' in the old man's hands.

"Dang!"

Wade knocked the stick that his father was using as a sword out of his hand, a triumphant smile spreading across his face.

However, Wade's smugness lasted only two seconds before his father twisted Wade's wrist, forcing Wade to use his own neck to block his "sword".

“Game over.” The old man smiled at Wade.

Li Qun watched from the side.

"The shop door is open, aren't you afraid someone will come in and steal things?" Li Qun asked the two men.