America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

"I'll get you two ice packs."

Harry held the ice pack in both hands, but after a while he felt it was too cold, so he put it on the low table next to the sofa.

"Did I make a really loud noise when I got my shot?" Harry asked.

“It’s really awful. If Peter and I weren’t too busy, we would definitely have recorded it,” Li Qun said.

“Harry, you’re the first one. I guess Dr. Banner accidentally put the needle too close to a nerve, which is why you were screaming in pain more than anyone else,” Peter said.

"Won't I suffer nerve damage and become paralyzed in my lower limbs?" Harry asked worriedly.

"Let's see if you can get up by yourself in the morning," Li Qun said.

"How did you all behave when you got your shots?" Harry asked.

Li Qun and Peter exchanged a glance, and Peter shook his head.

“We didn’t inject any serum,” Peter said honestly.

"Then why..."

“There’s no need to hide it anymore; Peter is actually Spider-Man,” Li Qun said.

"what?!"

Harry strained to look up at Peter on the sofa next to him, almost rolling off the sofa onto the floor.

“Peter, are you Spider-Man?” Harry asked.

“Yes, I admit it.” Peter nodded.

"Am I the last person in this room to know that Peter is Spider-Man?" Harry asked Liqun.

"Yes," Li Qun nodded.

“Okay, we’re not best friends anymore, Peter,” Harry said to Peter.

"Okay, Harry."

“Hey bro, why are you taking this seriously? I was just kidding.” Harry laughed at Peter.

“I just sense that you’re feeling sad,” Peter said.

“My dad has become a dangerous vampire, so of course I’m very upset right now.”

“Normal life is far away from me, but I also suddenly feel that I am free to choose how I want to live,” Harry said.

“Harry, this might be your imagination,” Li Qun said.

“Before, I felt that my only path was to inherit the family business, but now I feel that I can choose to become a witcher,” Harry said.

"To be a Witcher? You'd have to first fix your hair to the back of your head with hair gel, and then learn to wield a demon katana skillfully," Li Qun joked.

"Is Wade really a Witcher? I saw he had two longswords," Harry asked.

“He’s actually a retired assassin, and his contact with supernatural forces only began in the last year,” Li Qun said.

"So he was just an ordinary assassin?" Harry asked with a hint of regret.

“Peter is Spider-Man, so what is your hidden identity, Li Qun?” Harry asked.

"I... I have no hidden identity, I am who I am."

“You’re hiding your true abilities, I can tell,” Harry said.

“Well then, I’ll be frank. My hidden identity is ‘Skywalker.’ I am chosen by an immortal god. I possess his divine artifact and am preparing for the great catastrophe that Earth will face in the future. You are all my destined comrades-in-arms, and you will join me in saving the Earth in the future,” Li Qun said.

"What will happen to Earth in the future?" Harry asked with a smile.

"An alien with terrifying individual power will descend upon Earth with his space fleet, and after conquering the Earth, he will slaughter the remaining half of the population."

Chapter 400 No more than five meters

Li Qun carried the insulated food container into the New York Sanctuary and gently rang the brass bell to remind Dr. Banner that it was time to eat.

"What are we eating today?"

Bruce Banner appeared before Li Qun, sat down at the table, and watched as Li Qun opened the three-layer insulated box and laid out the food in front of him one by one.

"Braised pork with potatoes, stir-fried green beans, braised bok choy with tofu, and a light vegetable soup without oil or salt," Li Qun replied.

"Very good, looks delicious."

"Any progress today?" Li Qun asked Bruce Banner.

"The werewolf vaccine will be ready soon."

"The werewolf curse spreads through the wolf venom in werewolf saliva, similar to rabies. Surprisingly, it's easy to deal with."

"If only I had been more patient back then, Dracula would definitely have had the antidote for wolfsbane. Werewolves can kill vampires, and Dracula knew that."

"As for vampires, I saw a magical ritual in the Dark Book that could wipe out all the vampires on Earth in one go. I named this magical ritual the Montaci Ritual."

“However, we don’t need to wipe out all the vampires on Earth, so Harry’s father will have to wait a little longer,” Bruce Banner said as he ate.

"How's their training going?" Banner looked up at Li Qun.

"Not bad, Harry and the others showed great enthusiasm, exhausting themselves every day and sleeping like logs at night," Li Qun joked.

"I'm going to visit Uncle Norman in the dungeon."

"Go."

Li Qun went downstairs, entered the basement, and passed through a secret door into the dungeon.

Norman Osborne lay stiffly in his cell. Hearing a noise outside, he stood up and floated into the air, slowly opening his eyes.

Norman Osborne's eyes were completely covered in darkness, with no visible whites or pupils, which sent chills down one's spine.

"Thump!"

Norman crashed into the transparent isolation window, and Li Qun became certain that the material of the isolation window was definitely not some kind of glass.

"what!!"

Norman's mouth gaped open, and he seemed to have completely lost his mind, like a zombie desperately craving blood, repeatedly banging on the isolation window.

"Okay, maybe I shouldn't have come to visit, I disturbed your sleep."

Li Qun took out his phone to take pictures. After taking a few pictures, he quickly left the dungeon and returned to the restaurant upstairs.

"How is he?" Bruce Banner asked Li Qun.

“He was sleeping soundly, but he woke up as soon as I went in. Maybe we should put a coffin in his cell so he can sleep in it,” Li Qun said.

"Sending a coffin to someone before they're even dead? Harry's going to be furious with you," Dr. Banner joked.

“These days our evening entertainment consists of watching vampire and werewolf movies, and next week we plan to rewatch the Superman movie starring Reeve,” Li Qun said.

"Have you finished your homework? All you do is watch movies," Dr. Banner said resentfully.

"As long as it's not a group assignment, the assignments for each course are easy to complete," Li Qun said with a smile.

After Bruce Banner finished his meal, Li Qun took the insulated food container back to his apartment. Bruce Banner returned to his study and continued studying the "Dark Book".

……

At John Wick's house, Wade Wilson brought Leopold as a guest.

Wade clung to Leopold like a bodyguard, and the two were never more than five meters apart when they slept at night.

“John, this is Leo, you can also call him Gabriel.”

Just call me Leo.

Leopold extended his hand and shook hands with John Wick, and the two exchanged polite smiles.

Upon seeing Leopold, Stuart immediately tucked his tail between his legs, lay down on the ground, and rolled over to show his submission.

"This is the first time I've seen him act like this towards someone he's just met," John said, puzzled.

"Because Leo is a werewolf, the puppy met the wolf king," Wade said.

"Werewolf?"

"A vampire, in order to get revenge on his God's left hand, cursed him into a werewolf." Wade didn't hide anything, speaking the truth without reservation.

"Do you believe his nonsense?" Leopold asked, looking at John Wick.

"Will you turn into a werewolf when the moon comes out?" John asked.

“Only during a full moon,” Leopold replied.

“That’s good,” John said.

"Hi, Wade. Hi, Wade's new friend."

“Leo, this is John’s wife, Helen. She’s not in good health,” Wade introduced.

“Helen, this is Duke Leopold, from a hundred years ago. He’s a werewolf now, very cool, you can kill him with silver,” Wade said to Helen.

“Yeah~!” Leopold rolled his eyes at Wade, turning his head to the side.

“Silver? Why kill this duke?” Helen laughed.

“My job lately has been to keep an eye on him, to prevent him from turning into a werewolf and hurting others, and to prevent others from turning into werewolves,” Wade said.

“Alright, there’s no need to keep emphasizing that Mr. Leo is a werewolf,” Helen said.

“I need to warn you to be careful not to get bitten,” Wade said.

Leopold crouched down and started playing with Stuart. Leopold invited Stuart to play a chase game, and Stuart immediately responded. The two of them ran around John's house.

"Dinner will be served in a little while," Helen said.

“We’re not hungry yet,” Wade said.

Wade and John sat down at the bar on one side of the restaurant. John opened a bottle of red wine and they drank together.

"Besides werewolves, there are also vampires."

“But the guy who became a vampire has terrible self-control and is now locked up in jail,” Wade said.

"You might not believe it, but the guy who turned into a vampire is Norman Osborn, the chairman and CEO of the Osborn Group."

John Wick raised an eyebrow, thinking Wade was bragging again.