Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

...What are you joking about, the look on your face that is sure to win is the joke...

When Xinghuo didn't know what to say, Shizune with a completely reversed personality threatened:

"Don't try to deceive me with that kind of cheap lie, I won't be fooled. Now, the initiative is with me. If I am unhappy at 20, maybe I will scream right away~ You know? The weak are It's easy to win sympathy. Especially for a pretty and pitiful beauty like me, no matter who sees it, they will think that the current situation is "Qian Ren Zhan! Your Excellency wants to rape me."

Although he wasn't afraid of silent screaming, but... Xinghuo didn't want Orochimaru and Tsunade to rush in.

He also planned to let those two people continue to be alone next door, to exchange feelings after many years, and to rub the spark of love.

"So, your previous appearance of being easy to bully was all for the sake of gaining sympathy?"

"It used to be... right?"

"What is once? How is it an interrogative sentence?"

When Xinghuo asked, Jing Yin, who was smiling like a scheming whore just now, turned away slowly, and said in a very depressed voice:

"If the mask stays on for a long time, I can't take it off..."

"...If you have been trained, you can say that you have been trained. Why do you pretend to be like that when you talk about it?"

"What does it mean to be trained! I just simply get used to it!"

"Isn't that just being trained well?"

"hateful!"

He obviously still exuded a villainous aura, but after being teased, he kicked the corner of the cabinet sullenly like a doormat.

... This scheming doormat is really a twisted guy.

"Since you feel tired of pretending, why have you pretended for so many years?"

"Don't pretend? How can you become Tsunade's apprentice if you don't pretend? It's not easy to become a medical ninja at the age of [-]...[-]. Even if I am known as a little genius in the medical field, if I don't follow Tsunade, It is impossible for me to have such an achievement at this age. What? Do you think everyone is as evil as you, and your strength resounds through the ninja world when you are [-] years old!"

Damn, this kind of words that seem to be boasting, why do they sound so harsh!

Xinghuo, who felt flustered like walking on a tightrope, covered his face and said:

"...Xu, Xiaohuo, I... I'm actually not as good as you think."

"What! Do you want to say that you have experienced a lot of hard work that ordinary people can't imagine, and you have achieved today's achievements! I also have that kind of hard work! I get up early and late every day to read medical books and practice on small animals. Healing, and I have to take care of Tsunade like a servant!"

"Don't, don't say it, you say it like this... I, I, I... I feel uncomfortable."

Xinghuo regretted it, and accidentally hit the O point of Mute with a word.

Maybe... It's not like hitting the O point, because it feels like Mute's anger is directed at him.

"Why do you feel uncomfortable, I am uncomfortable! I have been with Tsunade for so many years and took care of her for so many years. She never thought of letting me sign a contract with the slug! But what about you, she planned to let you sign the contract just after we met, and it turned out... You don't want it! I'm so angry, I'm so angry, you don't want what I dream of! Is the evildoer so amazing!?"

It turned out to be the case.

It turned out that Jing Yin's complicated expression when he took the signing scroll meant this.

It turned out that she stared at me not because she liked it, but because she was jealous.

"Let me tell you the truth, I, I am actually not a master, I live a life of eating and drinking every day..."

"If you really want me to calm down, you just sign this, so that I won't mind you mocking me with your talent."

Xinghuo wants to tell Jingyin what a rookie he really is, and what a salty fish he lives every day.But before he finished speaking, his attention was all on the paper that Jing Yin took out from his pocket and stood in front of him.

"...May I ask, what is this...?"

"Acknowledgment."

"...No, can you move your hand away from the title."

"What are you talking about, are you a man? If you are a man, be decisive!"

"You, let me take a closer look first."

"Quick sign!"

As if seeing that things were not fooled, Jing Yin grabbed Xinghuo's hand anxiously, and put the pen in it decisively.

Well, the matter has come to this point, I grabbed the spark of the pen, so I had to... smash the pen on Jing Yin's forehead!

"I signed your sister! Do you think you won't know if you block me? Do you really think I haven't seen what the marriage registration form looks like!!"

"Oh...why, why do you know what the marriage registration form looks like, you...you are so young."

"Who is young! I am [-] years old!!"

Well, 557, in fact, why Xinghuo knows what the marriage registration form looks like has nothing to do with age.

The reason why he knows is because...he has met N times at the three girls' homes!

Although Mikoto, Rizuru, and Zaohui all tried to intimidate and lure them in different ways.

but--!

Xinghuo still avoided it with all kinds of excuses and effort to change the subject.

After all, he had already decided that if he wanted to register, he would have to register with some idiot whose parents both died.

"[-]!? What's going on? You, do you have a secret technique to snatch other people's bodies?"