The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

There was a lot of discussion on the barrage, and Li Haoran activated the [Sound Immersive] skill, and continued his opening very magnetically. Even foreigners could hear his magnetic male voice very comfortably.

"One day in August 1995, in a private house by the West Lake in Hangzhou, a 8-year-old young man invited the reporter to his home, tapped on the computer keyboard in front of them, and connected a connection that was little known at the time. Internet."

"The Internet speed was very slow at the time, and it took the young man three and a half hours to download a picture that now only takes two seconds."

"The reason why he did this is to prove to others that the Internet really exists and that he is not a liar."

"The reason why he did this is to prove to others that the Internet really exists and that he is not a liar."

"Five years later, when this young man appeared in front of the media again, he was already on the cover of the world's authoritative financial magazine "Forbes". With his grinning, five-foot-tall, one-hundred-pound urchin, this odd-looking man had Napoleon's stature and Napoleon's great ambitions."

"He is Jack Ma, Chief Operating Officer of Alibaba.com, the world famous B2B e-commerce website. Applause is welcome!!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Amid the not-too-warm applause, Jack Ma stood up from his chair, waved at the camera, walked onto the stage, and shook hands with Li Haoran, a fellow villager.

The two stood in front of the camera, and Li Haoran took a small step back to make the height difference not so strong. His humble approach won praise from netizens.

From such little things that are difficult to detect, one can tell what a person's character is. Li Haoran's fight today is definitely a hero saving the beauty, and there is no evil intention at work. They made four.

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On the stage, Ma Yun folded his arms and smiled, Li Haoran said: "I believe that many young people are looking forward to your speech today. This is a big screen. Everyone wants to ask you a few questions. You can Choose to answer."

As Li Haoran finished speaking, the LED display on the stage showed a series of questions. Ma Yun folded his arms and did not turn his head. He stared at the little fellow and said, "You choose!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The unexpected way of attacking his unpreparedness made the scene laugh, Li Haoran asked in surprise, "I choose?"

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Nodding his head, Ma Yun master Fan Er said: "You choose."

Li Haoran's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Then I choose, that's good... then you can answer all of them!"

The audience laughed and praised Li Haoran's wit. Ma Yun rolled his eyes and turned to look at the big screen. After seeing a dozen questions, he immediately pretended to be forced and was chased away.

"A netizen named Exclusive Knight asked: Mr. Ma, you always instill all kinds of chicken soup in people. Please don't talk about those useless things. I don't want values. I just want to make money. Tell me how to do it? I think as rich as you."

After Li Haoran finished reading this question, everyone at the scene sat upright, and the barrage was full of excitement, expecting Ma Yun to give an answer.

After thinking for a while, Ma Yun said: "I have thought about this problem too, Ma Yun, please stop talking nonsense and tell me how to make money? We all came here like this."

Pretentiously pinching his chin, Jack Ma stared at Li Haoran and said, "Believe it or not, I started my business at Alibaba. From 1999 until now, I haven't been paid a month."

Li Haoran pretended to be stunned with a suppressed smile, and looked at Ma Yunbaba in an 'innocent' silent manner, waiting for his moment of glory to come.

Smart netizens also realize that the time for the richest man to act aggressive is coming. This kind of routine is very familiar. This is what Li Haoran did in "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show", okay? .

Chapter 340 The Beginning of the Root of All Evil

"Fuck, I feel the beginning of all evil, what should I do!!"

"Nuclear energy warning ahead, please pay attention, please pay attention!!!"

"I didn't get a penny, all I got was dividends, which was much higher than my salary!"

"Come here, please pay attention to those with low anti-drug resistance, please pay attention, high-energy nuclear explosion warning ahead!!"

"I'm about to start laughing!!"

"..."

At this moment, the bullet screen of CCTV exploded, and the howls of ghosts and wolves of netizens came one after another. They had experienced Li Haoran's pretentious bombing, and they had long been prepared for this, and they had a slight resistance.

Ma Yun didn't know about this, he really hadn't seen the stalk of Beijing University returning Li Haoran, so he continued his serious nonsense and serious pretentious journey.

Staring at the "stupid" "[-]" little fellow Li Haoran, Ma Yunba's expression was "very sincere", and said: "Of course, the salary is sent to our wife's account. I have never touched the money. I Not interested in money."

Just as Li Haoran expected, Ma Yun pretended to say this super compelling sentence with a lethality that can be called a nuclear strike, and the light was shining instantly. He put on the sunglasses, put the cigar in his mouth, and the gold chain shone brightly, shining all over the place. field.

Even if you have been mentally prepared, the feeling of listening to Ma Yunba pretending to be bullying at the scene is completely different from the feeling of watching it on TV.Li Haoran took a deep breath and held his breath, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He managed to hold it back, but it was so uncomfortable!

At this moment, the editor of "Big Wrist" followed Li Haoran's instructions before recording, and immediately slowed down Ma Yun's forced words, and repeated this sentence three times.

I-y-money-no-interest-interest!

I-y-money-no-interest-interest! !

I'm-not-money-interested! ! !

When the richest man pretended to say these words, Wang Qi, Ma Huateng, Li Yanhong, Liu Qiangdong, Wang Baba and other giants below were expressionless and speechless, as quiet as a beeping dog Watching Ma Yun pretending to be aggressive.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast were completely poisoned to death at this moment, ghosts and wolves howled one after another, bullet screens filled with mourning, wounded prisoners everywhere...

"Heaven! Earth! I have never seen such a brazen person! Ma Yun, your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart, how can you say anything?!"

"The red text is in bold, non-combatants please evacuate quickly! Please evacuate quickly!!"

"Ma Yun, the world is not as big as the mind you lack. Is it your daughter-in-law who pretends to be so serious?"

"Please pay attention to the change of Li Haoran's expression... Hahahaha, Li Haoran has worked so hard to hold back his laughter, the ghostly smile is so funny!"

"Li Haoran: I didn't laugh! Hahahaha!!"

"Li Haoran can't hold it anymore, you haven't seen Ma Yunbaba say so sincerely, you are the truth!"

"Li Haoran: I am also the richest man in China, a 'negative' heavily in debt!!"

"Li Haoran: I am also the richest man in China, a 'negative' heavily in debt!!"

"Li Haoran: Our hosts generally don't know how to laugh, we are professionally trained, unless we can't hold back!"

"I thought I was just watching a show that interviews rich people, but I didn't know that when Li Hao got involved, the show immediately became different. Ma Yun's shamelessness can be called earth-shattering. Li Haoran still needs to learn!"

"..."

The barrage exploded, the ratings skyrocketed, and the sour Ma Yunbaba, who was pretending to be so cool, didn't know about it, so he continued to answer irrelevant questions as he was good at, and changed the topic.

"Because my happiest time was when I got 91 yuan a month. When I was a teacher, I saved money every month at that time. I knew that I could buy a bicycle after a few more months. Now, I don't have this There is no need to worry, why should I worry?"

After Ma Yun finished speaking, he stared at Li Haoran with an expression of "you must understand me", his small eyes burst out with loneliness, bursting out with loneliness.

Li Haoran, who was trying to hold back his laughter, quickly collected his emotions, nodded in agreement, imitated Ma Yun's expression, and said to the camera with distaste: "You really don't need to worry. I was only paid 91 yuan in salary before, and I was not even given 100 yuan. It's so disgusting. !"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Haoran's imitation of Ma Yun's expression was so amusing, the audience burst into laughter instantly, and even all the giants couldn't help laughing.

Amidst the loud laughter, Li Haoran gave a thumbs up and praised: "Look, if you have money, you don't forget bitterness and sweetness, Mr. Ma is awesome!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Ma Yun is very open-minded. He didn't mind Li Haoran's funny comparison, and said with a smile: "Money is a resource for me now. The more money you have, the more things you have to do. Some people say that I am the richest man in China. It is a responsible responsibility, and you will know after you have gone through it that if you do not have the right thinking, the right method, the cooperation with the best people, and a persistent effort, you will not be able to succeed. ..”

wow wow wow...

When the applause sounded, Jack Ma let out a sigh of relief. Li Haoran pointed to the second question and said, "After becoming the richest man in mainland China, a reporter wanted to ask Jack Ma: Do you want to be the richest man?"

Hearing this, Jack Ma looked terrified, but replied calmly: "I never thought of being the richest man in the mainland, nor did I think of being the richest man in Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province, and I didn't even want to be the richest man in my community. It doesn't make any sense, it doesn't feel at all..."

After Ma Yun finished speaking, Li Haoran applauded and commented: "Look, in order to make the poor feel that they are on the same starting line as the richest man, try to narrow the gap between the rich and the poor, and eliminate their hatred of the rich, Mr. Ma can even be the richest man... Mr. Ma Awesome!"

"Hahahahaha... Li Haoran, you've got the truth!"

"It makes sense, Li Hao 4.8, but you really dare to say it!"

"Woooooooooo... No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of old paper!"

"Ma Yun, let me give you a piece of advice: don't stay on the earth for too long, the earth does not belong to you, it is very dangerous, go home quickly! If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, it will make a contribution to the cause of the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life. You have made a great contribution! You have to thank that everything in this world is fake, even the milk powder is fake, otherwise your Taobao would not be able to make it so big!"

"Li Haoran, facing the bosses! Why are you still so free and yourself, always singing my song? Aren't you afraid of being locked in a small black room?"

"..."

The barrage was laughing and laughing, and there was constant laughter at the scene. They were all amused by Li Haoran's 'explanation'. Even Ma Yun himself couldn't laugh or cry. It's really unpleasant to talk to this little fellow! .

Chapter 341 I Smash It Up (3/6 For Full Order, For Reward)

"The third question, a netizen called 'The rest of my life is rice' asked: When Tmall Double Eleven last year sold 571 billion, your success was built by China's prodigal girls, what do you think of this sentence? Is it right?"

During the live broadcast of "Big Wrist", Li Haoran magnetically recited the third question, and the phrase "prodigal girls" successfully made everyone present laugh, even the giants thought it was funny.

Thinking about it, this is actually the reason. Taobao is indeed developed by prodigal women. Some women's purchasing power is simply outrageous.

Today's Women's Day on March 3 is no longer a festival established simply to "celebrate women's important contributions and great achievements in economic, political and social fields."

With the improvement of women's status and economic independence, the "she economy" has risen in an all-round way.

Especially in the tide of the Internet, the energy generated by female entrepreneurs and consumers cannot be ignored, and even women have become a huge driving force for the development of many business fields.

Buy, buy, buy... how much can prodigal girls do?

Speaking of "shopping", female consumers' desire to buy and action power are beyond the comprehension and reach of male consumers.

Even business tycoon Jack Ma himself admits that the "prodigal girls" have made unimaginable contributions to the creation of e-commerce transactions. 863

You know, without them, the transaction volume record of "Double Eleven" would not be refreshed so quickly; without them, the marketing gimmicks of Girls' Day and Mother's Day would not be frequently used by e-commerce; Fashion-like e-commerce, maternal and child e-commerce will not flourish in just a few years...

A statistical data from Alibaba shows that 70% of the sales of Ali’s online e-commerce are contributed by female consumers.

All in all, the purchasing level of female consumers in many fields is higher than that of male consumers. Whether it is basic living consumption such as clothing, food, housing and transportation, or self-improvement consumption such as fashion and beauty makeup, their huge potential for "buying, buying and buying" is unimaginable.

And because of the e-commerce trend brought about by the shitty Jack Ma, how many men have deflated wallets, and how many people have so many tasteless and wasteful tasteless ribs in their lockers!

The bullet screen agreed, and began to condemn the prodigal girls for being cheated by Jack Ma. Their willpower was too weak, and they bought wildly as soon as the price was reduced, and bought back a pile of garbage that was not needed.

Ma Yun thought about it for a second, then smiled slightly: (bcej) "Selling 571 billion on Double Eleven is meaningless...Thank you to the women in China, thank you to the prodigal daughters in China. I promise, they are all for children, for husbands, for children." Mom and Dad bought..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene, and the bullet screen was full of six six six six, praising Ma Yun for his wit.

When Ma Yun said these words, he squinted at Li Haoran with his small eyes, raised his hands habitually, and opened his fingers in a gesture of clenching, as if saying: At that time, I grabbed that pair of big powers.

At this moment, a talented netizen took a screenshot with text and became popular all over the Internet, causing Ma Yun to point fingers when he dared not speak again. This netizen has achieved fame and is famous in the world of power!

After Ma Yun finished speaking, Li Haoran reacted quickly, and immediately gave a thumbs up to praise: "Look, everyone, in order to let the prodigal girls continue to buy, to let them only chop off their own hands, and to protect the male compatriots across the country who still have hands." But to make money, our President Ma has said such witty words! President Ma is awesome! Applause applause!!"