All the male compatriots booed loudly, and the female compatriots applauded thunderously. Li Haoran smiled brightly and jumped off the stage like a leader reviewing an army.
In his previous life, as an ordinary cook, he worked hard for his life, Li Haoran couldn't help but fantasize when watching movies and TV in his spare time, thinking in his heart what is the difference between these star-studded female stars?
In this life, Zhao Liying, the four major actresses, almost pushed Zheng Min, and the relationship with Tong Liya is unclear, and the relationship with Fatty is beyond friendship. Needless to say, Yang Mi is a strong woman, she is different doctor-patient relationship.
The more female stars I come into contact with, the more dull Li Haoran's longing heart will be!
I deeply feel that they are ordinary women after changing their faces, they will also come to aunts, they will also be sick and tired, they will also have emotions, desires, thoughts, and psychosis...
But after all, it is a female star who had fantasized about it in the previous life. When she has the opportunity to experience it in this life, Li Haoran will never miss it, and take advantage of this wave of flattery to take advantage of it openly.
Jiang Shuying's hands were sweaty and slippery!
Zhang Xueying's hands were very hot, as if they had no bones!
Zhang Zizhen is still a cute little girl, patting her hand is like patting a child!
Liu Wei, I really want to take pictures of her pair of big powers!
Chen Qiaoen, you take good care of your hands, the celebrity is really willing to spend money!
Liu Yifei...skip it! !
Li Haoran stopped when there was still one seat away from the fairy sister, waved his arms at the laughing stars, and then jumped onto the stage in a few steps.
Treating him differently like this almost made Elder Sister Immortal grit her silver teeth. She said in embarrassment and embarrassment: "This vengeful bastard, I obviously didn't scold you, but you have been taunting me, okay? You're so ungentlemanly!"
After cursing Liu Yifei a few words in her heart, she couldn't go on cursing, she felt like crying but she didn't have any tears. She grew up so much, and she has never seen someone who doesn't like her like Li Haoran.
I am the fairy sister loved by countless fans!
Shouldn't you hold me in your palm like everyone else?
Why do you hate me so much?
It doesn't have to be so dark to turn a fan into a black one!
There was only one intersection, and Liu Yifei didn't care about high-fiving Li Haoran, but all the female stars in this row high-fived Li Haoran, and she stopped here, and was captured by the director and put it on the big screen. It is typical that there is no silver three hundred taels here. Isn't it embarrassing?
He Jiong sensed Liu Yifei's embarrassment, and hurriedly came to the rescue and said: "Li Haoran, you are the most ear-cleaning in history."! "
"you are welcome!!"
Shaking his head with a wry smile, He Jiong said curiously, "I don't understand, why do you, a post-90s generation who advocates machismo, brag about women so shamelessly?"
With a smile, Li Haoran seriously explained: "I can only criticize their works after I praise them!"
With a smile, Li Haoran seriously explained: "I can only criticize their works after I praise them!"
Hearing this, Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, and Zhao Liying's heart skipped a beat. Thinking of Li Haoran's phone call, they suddenly became uneasy.
The stars were also worried. The program team asked them to calm down. Their feelings were to let Li Haoran, a hungry tiger, eat their flesh and drink their blood!
How does this put them at ease?
Li Haoran is a newly rising super talker. Praising people will make people feel like they are in a fairyland, and cursing people will make people unable to take care of themselves.
He complained about Zhang Dada in "Longing for Life", if he didn't have a heart of steel, he would never be able to bear such "slander" in front of the elders of the country. Many people think that they don't have a heart of steel.
"Asshole program group, I don't live with you, next time I... I can't do it! Please spare me??"
Fan Yan, who had a lot of bad movies this year, sat there stunned, falling into deep sorrow, and his whole body was not well.
Although this woman's acting skills have not been online, she has a good emotional intelligence. Knowing that Li Haoran praised women so fiercely, the next step is to spit her out. This is beyond doubt.
Among the female stars sitting in the venue, she, Zhao Wei, Zhang Ziyi, Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, and Zhao Liying are the most influential ones, and among them, she has the worst acting skills, not even Da Mi Mi, no Who does she vomit?
Under the gaze of many 'embarrassed' celebrities, Li Haoran explained helplessly: "Before I came to participate in the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, the leader of CCTV told me that I must be realistic and avoid the award ceremony. hypocritical tradition."
"Nima's hypocritical tradition, this is a glorious tradition, glory, the glory of Gewu Angguang!!"
After Li Haoran's magnetic voice fell, Huang Xiaoming, Fan Yan, Yang Mi, and Guo Xiaosi, who were like the kings of bad movies, had already scolded in their hearts.
It's a pity that, facing the official complaints from the giant CCTV bully, they can only curse in their hearts and show a forced smile on their faces.
Feeling the helplessness of the stars, Li Haoran suddenly realized why the fat leader and Cui Yan looked down on the stars so much. In front of those in power, they didn't even have the right to resist!
"¨" In this life... I will be a famous person! "
With emotion in his heart, Li Haoran continued: "The leader of Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, Ma Junjun, told me that he wanted to reform the style of Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, so he also asked me to comment on the films that participated in the selection. If you make a good film, you should praise it. Those who are not good should be scolded, and the filmmakers must realize their mistakes through official complaints and make improvements."
"Uh!"
He Jiong put on a surprised expression, widened his eyes and said: "The official complained, why do I have a bad feeling, but this is very in line with (Wang Zhao) CCTV's style, our CCTV bully can't rub the sand in his eyes what!"
Nodding in agreement, Li Haoran pointed at himself sincerely, and said apologetically: "Everyone, the following remarks are all written by CCTV editors, and it's none of my business. I'm just a spokesperson, and I'm just in charge of retelling them, so you've been censored. Don't look for me if you scold me badly!"
"Hahahahaha..."
The stars below were laughing uglier than crying, what else could they do at this time, they could only pray that Li Haoran would not complain about them, even if he complained, don't complain too hard.
The stars were worried, and the fans who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal were overjoyed. There were strange screams one after another, and there was no need for joy.
The barrage was equally joyous, remembering Li Haoran's wonderful performance of complaining about Zhang Dada, they were looking forward to the next official rant, and they all liked the barrage. .
Chapter 361 Make fun of Yang Mi! (1/7 ask for a full order, ask for a reward)
"Fuck me, CCTV's bully is really bold enough, the official complaints about the big stars, Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers has become a complaint meeting."
"Click on Pozan first, the main palace is the main palace, the arrogance is unmatched by local stations."
"Have you noticed? CCTV's promotion of Li Haoran has reached an outrageous level, and they actually used Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers to train him!"
"Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers without He Jiong and Li Haoran is clichéd rubbish. Only reform is king."
"I'm tired of getting tired of it, give me a thumbs up for CCTV's bully!"
"This leader named Ma Junjun is a reformist, please give me a thumbs up..."
"Li Haoran's talk tells people a truth: if you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you."
"..."
The times are changing, and ordinary people are becoming more and more rational in chasing stars. They no longer blindly think that stars are perfect, but instead agree with them with both hands and feet.
I am used to seeing hello, me, hello, everyone. They really want to try something new. This is the reason why "Tucao Conference", "Jin Xinxiu" and "Kangxi Is Coming" became popular.
At the live broadcast, the fans were excited, the noise was loud, and the applause continued.
In the main monitoring room of the program, the fat leader Ma Junjun also "heyed", a fat face changed drastically under the watchful eyes of the staff, as wonderful as face changing in Sichuan opera, from red to black, from black to white.
"913 Li Haoran, that bastard, actually said that on the spot. Isn't that trying to instigate hatred for me? It's absolutely disgusting!"
The fat leader was furious, although he didn't care about Li Haoran's "framing" of him, after all, the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival is the only national-level film festival recognized by the country, so he still needs to be afraid of a bunch of entertainment companies?
But the top leader who is used to being domineering is suddenly trampled on the ground by a twenty-year-old young man. This bad breath is still unbearable.
It's a pity that the fat leader is helpless, no matter the authority or the person above him, he can't do anything to Li Haoran.Not in the same system, this bad breath has to be swallowed.
The boss is so useless that he can get it back from the bottom, the fat leader knows how to do it well!
Taking a few deep breaths, the fat leader reprimanded the innocent employee lying on the gun with a black face, and roared: "...Everything you look at, you are working, what are you doing?"
After losing his temper for a long time, the fat leader let out the bad breath in his heart. He stared at Li Haoran on the display screen and said coldly: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the old and the poor!"
Li Haoran didn't know that Ma Junjun actually uttered and falsified (cieh) this classic line from "Fights Break Sphere". If he knew, he would be very happy to be the villain.
To use the lingo in the yamen, the "Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival" appears once a year. It is the Qingshui Yamen for the elderly. There is no money and no rights. Who is afraid of the officials in this place?It's okay to bully you.
Besides, Li Haoran is a time traveler, how can he tolerate others taking him for a fool!
Although this bullshit system is not very powerful, he is still an ordinary person until now, but no matter how ordinary he is, he will never tolerate such a thing happening.
There are too many people stepping on others in the system. If he doesn't fight back today, tomorrow there will be people who will use him as a stepping stone, and countless eyes will be on him!
……
On the stage, He Jiong was full of 'shocked' expressions, and exclaimed: "The official complains, so who are you going to complain about first?"
"Let me see!"
Hearing this, Li Haoran's deep eyes swept towards the celebrity area. When his gentle eyes swept over, the stars all felt as if they were avoiding snakes and scorpions, and felt like they were sitting on pins and needles.
Hearing this, Li Haoran's deep eyes swept towards the celebrity area. When his gentle eyes swept over, the stars all felt as if they were avoiding snakes and scorpions, and felt like they were sitting on pins and needles.
No one wants to be complained about, no one wants to be targeted! !
Looking around, he focused on Yang Mi, who was already a little bit poisonous. Li Haoran smiled apologetically in the beauty's frightened expression, and said, "Just... Yang Mi!"
"Oooo!!!"
"Big Mimi, it should be in my childhood, I don't like Guo Xiaosi so much, please complain hard!"
"..."
There was thunderous applause at the scene, and Yang Mi laughed uglier than she cried. She knew she couldn't escape the disaster, but she didn't expect her to be the first one.
Too bad!
Can you still treat your illness happily?
The slander belongs to the slander in my heart, Yang Mi doesn't have any expression of resentment, maybe... used to being bullied? ?
Seeing Yang Mi's wry smile, Li Haoran knew that his first choice was very accurate, coughed, activated the [Sound Immersive] skill, and began to complain in a serious manner.
"The "Little Times" series, which has always been dubbed the "Three Views of Injustice", has the third film this year..."
There were constant screams from the audience, Li Haoran set the tone for tonight with just one sentence, all the stars felt their hearts skip a beat when they heard it, director Guo Xiaosi's face immediately turned dark.
To be complained by the CCTV official that the three views are not correct, and he is still on the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers stage, it is a disaster like a disaster, and he will be miserable in the future!
Taking a step forward, Li Haoran stared at the uneasy Yang Mi, and continued: "After the movie "Little Times" was released this year, it seems that even the scolding has become less than before. Of course, this is not because the public has begun to agree with this worldview. It’s just that everyone is really surprised.”
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran said helplessly: "And the level of the scolding seems to have no effect on Director Guo, he is still making movies that belong only to him and his fans in his own way."
Guo Xiaosi sat in the third row of the celebrity area at the bottom with a cold face, and now he didn't even give a smile, and roared in his heart: You obviously said you would complain about Yang Mi, why are you complaining about me?
Guo Xiaosi was not happy, but the fans who watched the live broadcast were very happy, the barrage was joyful and festive, and they could not wait to set off a firecracker to celebrate!
"Hahaha... You're so right, it's self-defeating if you don't blame it, this complaint is so accurate, we are tired of scolding!"
"...Why did I watch this movie in the first place!"
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