The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"You guys are so boring! In just a while, I finished a bag of Qiaqia melon seeds by myself. There are 1854 seeds in total, 26 of which are empty, 9 of which have worms mixed in, and 6 of which have not been fried. Together, there are 4 bitter ones. I drank 7 glasses of water in the middle. Yes, this is loneliness. ----The passage just now has 67 characters, 11 punctuation marks, 8 commas, 3 A full stop, a total of 587 strokes. Among them, there are 78 horizontal strokes, 137 vertical strokes, 65 horizontal strokes, 57 vertical strokes, and 139 other strokes... Mmm! That’s right, this is the highest state of boredom, you guys are so boring!”

Li Haoran's forced words were uploaded, successfully making Weibo quiet, very quiet, very quiet...

After a while, the fans became "angry". They hadn't forgotten the bastard's teasing in the morning, and now they were beeping again.

The comment area was boiling, and Li Haoran continued to complain with a smile: "I really don't know what you are showing off every day? Everything is boring. Be a low-key person."

"I have lived on the earth for more than 40 billion years, and I have been exposed to the sun for more than [-] billion years! I take tens of millions of subways every day, have you seen me showing off?"

"Tiantian maintains a cooperative relationship with China Mobile Unicom, China's largest communication company, and has long-term business contacts with the world's chain Walmart. Even the computer I use is a system that Bill personally designed for me. Am I showing off?"

"Low-key, low-key, low-key, you must be low-key, understand!"

After Li Haoran posted this crooked joke, Weibo became silent again, and the fans had nothing to say, choked by this bastard's talent...

It sounds so reasonable, and it feels very high-level, and it has become a lot taller in an instant.

But which creature on earth is not like this, do you think you are the only one who is talented so you can be so willful?

Ok!

This bastard's talent is like the money of the richest man, he can indeed be so capricious! !

The bullet screen was full of resentment, at this moment, Li Haoran's cell phone rang.

Clicking on it, it was a text message from Zheng Xun: Haoran, I'm out for dinner.

Finger tapping: OK!where to eat

Zheng Xing: You come to the hotel to find me first!Then where to go you the locals decide.

Li Haoran: Louwailou, Zhiweiguan, Longjing Restaurant, Kuiyuan Restaurant, Weizhuang, Zhang Shengji, Grandma's House, Hangzhou Restaurant, Zaofengnian, the top ten restaurants in Hangzhou, you can order your troops!

Zheng Xing: Grandma's house!I change clothes, you come to the hotel and wait for me in the lobby.

Li 2.2 Haoran: Kuo Yi.

After closing the text message, Li Haoran clicked on Weibo again, and saw that the netizens were enthusiastically giving him nicknames, why Peking University is still Li Haoran, Li Haoran is always low-key, and Li Haoran, the eternal king, made him laugh.

I was preparing my own words to reply to some godly comments, the Chinese entertainment industry, the most popular female star baby in 2014 suddenly @ him.

"Li Haoran, can you stop being funny? I was peeling an apple, and I was so teased by you that I cut my hand (grievance) (crying)" with injured and bleeding fingers.

Li Haoran grinned. He really didn't expect this girl to interact with him. After thinking about it, he sent a private message: "Nowadays girls post photos on various WeChat and Weibo whenever they have minor injuries and pains. Then I don't understand. Months bleed so much, why don't you expose the wound and complain?".

Chapter 400 Your name is really invisible (5/7 for full order and reward)

"puff---"

Seeing Li Haoran's reply to the private message, all the orange juice that the baby just drank was sprayed out, like a fountain with a long history.

Because she was too stunned, too unbelievable, her breathing became disordered, and she was choked by the orange juice in her mouth and coughed non-stop, choking tears and snot bubbles out of her nose, and her image was ruined.

Fortunately, she was the only one in the room at this time, otherwise there would be a big embarrassment, and the reputation that the baby had always cared about would be completely lost.

It took a while to wipe away the choked tears and snot, rubbed his eyes and read Li Haoran's private message again to confirm that he was not dazzled, and the baby immediately became angry.

"This bastard, how could she do this, she thinks I'm someone!!"

The more I read it, the more the baby felt that those words had turned into Li Haoran's hateful face, one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas came out of his body for a while, wishing to bite that bastard to death.

She is now a first-line actress in China. After running the men's craze, she has nearly hundreds of millions of fans. It took almost less than a year to complete the achievements that Yang Mi and Zhao Liying had achieved in decades.

A proper first-line actress, Li Haoran dared to insult her like this, she really treated her as that little pheasant tender model, too unscrupulous and disrespectful!

After her popularity exploded, the brokerage company repositioned her: lady, strong, serious, real...

Although the baby does not have any of these attributes, as time goes by, it does not prevent her from self-hypnosis, and she gradually chooses to believe in herself.

The baby felt that with her current status and popularity, Li Haoran couldn't speak to her in such a tone, it was just the first time they interacted like this, it was simply too presumptuous, did she really think how popular she was?

The angrily flushed baby gnashed his teeth and tapped the phone screen, and quickly replied with a message: "Li Haoran, not only water but also sand entered your head (meaning very bad)"

Li Haoran looked at this private message in the backstage of the "Big Star" program group, and said in confusion: "I'm so bad, could it be that I'm hooking up with me? Hey! Such a woman, thank you very much!"

Slandering in his heart, the talented Mr. Li quickly replied: "There are colorful fallen flowers in the forest. I, dressed in white and snowy, sat on my knees, stroking the Yaoqin, and you stood aside quietly. You are my only bosom friend. Therefore, you and I have achieved success." A good story that has been passed down through the ages - playing the piano to a cow."

The combination of the whole text is very beautiful, which makes the hypocritical baby feel very comfortable. When she thinks of Li Haoran's prosperous beauty, she feels that this text exudes the fragrance of ink.

However, when she saw the final reversal and teased her for being a stupid cow, the baby's face was full of black lines with anger.

Everyone in the running man dotes on her, and everyone in the entertainment industry dotes on her, but this guy dares to insult her one after another, it's... just...

But before the baby could type a reply, Li Haoran's private message came again: "Don't beep, I'm still waiting for you to upload the picture. Is it possible to make friends with the appraisal?"

The baby understood in seconds, and gritted his teeth angrily.

This fellow Li Haoran wants to know through the pictures whether she is a bad-good?

This bastard dared to doubt himself, his uncle could bear it, and his aunt could not bear it! !

Of course, it is absolutely impossible for the baby to post photos, so he got an idea, downloaded an X photo from the Internet and sent it.

Of course, it is absolutely impossible for the baby to post photos, so he got an idea, downloaded an X photo from the Internet and sent it.

"This bastard is disgusting, I must not give in easily, my identity needs to be reserved..."

Looking at the refreshed X photos, Li Haoran grinned speechlessly, and replied: "Lin Daiyu's brokenness lies in her unforgettable love; Sanmao's brokenness stems from her clarity and detachment in a moment after going through vicissitudes; One day is broken, and yours is broken because I want walnuts so badly."

It's so good, the illiterate baby didn't quite understand it.

Just when I was struggling with what to send, Li Haoran's private message came again.

"I'm curious, did you get kicked in the head by a donkey or hit a wall and fainted? Don't you know the meaning of the English name Angelababy?"

This question is what Li Haoran wanted to ask in his previous life. I want to ask this girl, whether the hidden occupation she had before she became popular has the same meaning as the English translation?

Ever since Huaxia suffered the history of weeping blood and humiliation, many ordinary people have a deep-rooted plot of worshiping foreign countries and taking pride in advocating Western values.

Especially the current entertainment stars, they all have to give themselves a stage name after they become popular.

And in order to let myself go international, I even gave myself an English name, which makes me look more international!

For example, Yang Mi's English name: Mini, Zhang Yixing's English name: Lay, his girlfriend Zhao Liying's English name: Zanilia Zhao, and Fat Di's English name: Dilraba, there are too many.

Li Haoran is helpless about this. He once persuaded Zhao Liying not to use this speechless English name. She can't hold back three sentences in English. How dare you choose an English name?

Did Yao Huang use an English name?Isn't his name famous all over the world?

In the end, it's about ability, what's the point of beeping if you don't have ability!

For this reason, Li Haoran was hit by Ying Bao's explosive hammer, and he paid the price for his unrestrained speech, the price of never correcting it.

When it comes to celebrities with English names, the most famous person in the Chinese entertainment circle 197 is Yang Ying. She used this English name when she was born as a model, and rarely used her Chinese name. Up to now, many netizens affectionately call her: baby.

Many fans may feel very pleasant to hear this English name, but fans who are also illiterate do not know that the meaning of this name in foreign countries is quite different from their imagination!

In my previous life, at the film conference of "Reunion 3", when the running men's team introduced themselves, when the host introduced Angela Babe, Jishen directly said "what", and at that time The foreign audience couldn't help laughing too.

Li Haoran was very curious at the time, so he deliberately looked up the meaning of the word Angelababy in English, and later found out that the meaning of this English name in foreign countries is not good, and ordinary people will not use this name at all.

Because in foreign countries, this name is specially used to call "strippers"! !

The baby was so angry that he suppressed his anger and sent a private message: "What do you mean?"

"This...is a waste of my time!"

Although a woman's lack of talent is a virtue, Li Haoran still wants his woman to be smart and cute. Facing a stupid illiterate girl, and remembering how she crazily ruined his popularity in her previous life, he really feels bad for her. .

Chapter 401 A Woman Without a Soul

When Li Haoran saw the questioning private message sent by the baby, Li Haoran no longer bothered to type a single word to reply to her, and no longer bothered to chat with this bitch.

"Lack-lack-spirit-soul!"

After commenting in a low voice, Li Haoran directly closed Weibo to find Zheng Xing for dinner. Compared with blindly beeping with the baby online, eating with Shuang'er sister paper is undoubtedly much more enjoyable.

Of course, predictably...

Baby, this girl will definitely look up the meaning of her name in English. After reading it, her face will be extremely dark, and it must be worse than eating poop.

However, what does this have to do with Li Haoran?

Talking, laughing, and having a meal with Zheng Wei, they agreed to visit their mother at home at noon tomorrow, and Li Haoran hurried back to the program group to prepare for the interview with Liu Qiangdong in the evening.

At [-]:[-] p.m., "Big Wrist" will be broadcast live on time.

At the circular recording site, Liu Qiangdong's interview was carried out in an orderly manner under the control of Li Haoran. There was no shortage of jokes and in-depth content during the process, and the fans watched it with great interest.

Liu Qiangdong: "Many people in China have money but don't know how to use it. They don't know what to do with it. They only know how to make money from work, food, and travel. But money doesn't seem to bring happiness."

Li Haoran: "Money doesn't make you happy, so why do you earn so much?"

Liu Qiangdong: "I don't know how to say it in English, it's like if you have a dream, you will move towards that goal, you will get a lot of things, not just money, just like I met more than 15000 brothers and staff, It's far bigger than money."

"..."

Liu Qiangdong: "...Don't wait until the company is successful, do something illegal and criminal to enter, and your wife and children live with others, then you will be stupid!"

Listening to Brother Qiangdong Yizheng's words, emphasizing the importance of obeying the law, Li Haoran almost laughed out loud when he thought of his "glorious" deeds in which he said that he had paid for his ambition but had no ambition.

Nima!

You divine prophet! !

Amused in his heart, Li Haoran asked the most classic question: "Mr. Liu, the interview is coming to an end, let's digress! Your wife is a famous Internet celebrity, do you think your wife is beautiful〃`?"

Liu Qiangdong pretended to smile, folded his arms, and said with his neck raised: "I am face-blind, which means I can't tell who is beautiful or not. To be honest, I am not with her because she is beautiful, because I don't know if she is pretty or not, just because I think she is a very kind and pure person."

Li Haoran gave a thumbs up: very good, very powerful! !

Without the help of the program group, under the spontaneous imagination of netizens, "I don't know my wife and beauty Liu Qiangdong" shines on the line.

As soon as it went online, I don’t know his wife and beauty Liu Qiangdong won the third place of the new king. Even because of the Internet celebrity Zhang Zetian, the popularity of this meme is higher than that of Wang Baba’s small target, and it is a sensation. The father-in-law of the country who was unwilling to be followed by others.

As soon as it went online, I don’t know his wife and beauty Liu Qiangdong won the third place of the new king. Even because of the Internet celebrity Zhang Zetian, the popularity of this meme is higher than that of Wang Baba’s small target, and it is a sensation. The father-in-law of the country who was unwilling to be followed by others.

Netizens were also blown away, accusing Liu Qiangdong of pretending to be X, which is not sincere at all, not elegant and refined at all!

Before the netizens could condemn her, Sister Feng, who competed with Zhang Zetian for the number one internet celebrity a few years ago, made a speech. She is a "beauty" and cherishes the beauties. "