The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Liu Yifei reacted, and couldn't help shivering, and looked at Liu Shishi, who had also reacted, dumbfounded for a while.

Fat Di also came back to his senses when he heard the words, rubbed his arms and said, "I have goose bumps! By the way, Li Haoran, can you talk about goose bumps in four ways?"

"sure!"

Nodding his head, Li Haoran thought for a moment and said: "The common saying is definitely goosebumps, and the more artistic one... A subtle expression triggered and driven by a heart rhythm born of emotion, a kind of helpless resistance to continue to express, it is a kind of expression. effect!"

Everyone gave a thumbs up in admiration for the thief's literature and art explained by these words, even He Jiong and Huang Lei admired it.

In terms of talent, a hundred of them combined are not as powerful as Li Haoran alone!

With a slight smile, Li Haoran said with a smile: "There is an annoying saying about literature and art: no matter it is hot summer or cold winter, a woman can be transformed into a man in a moment, saying "Ah!" "Ah!" "God!" "Magga!" "; Let a man become a woman, with an extremely gentle face that is wrinkled and hung because of embarrassment. If you let the pimple object exclaim like this, everyone is happy, you have practiced a higher level of effect reflex!".

Chapter 543 Taking Fatty as a Breakthrough

"Compared to Li Haoran, we sleep in the world of children, wake up in the sorrow of adults, and have lived to dogs for decades."

"Dogs are better than us. Little H knows how to be cute, but we don't know anything."

"It's amazing! The jokes come out as soon as you open your mouth. CCTV's copywriting skills are amazing, praise!"

"My favorite programs to watch are "World Soccer" and "The 10th Screening Room". The copywriting is awesome, and it makes my skin crawl."

"Li Haoran's copywriting also gave me goosebumps! It's so awesome~!"

"..."

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room. Even though they have witnessed Li Haoran's peerless talent and extraordinary reflexes many times, the fans were still completely shocked to think of such a talented vocabulary in such a short time, and they almost bowed down.

In the mushroom house, Liu Shishi and Liu_Yifei shook their heads and smiled wryly.

Originally, I wanted to condemn this guy, but it turned out to be his pretentious conference. How could he be so talented?

Fat Di couldn't help admiring him, he jumped slightly to Li Haoran's side, and asked: "Li Haoran, what do you say about the so-called literary and artistic tricks and fraud fees?"

When asking, the two pupils under Fatty's long eyelashes were like talking elves. Every time they flickered, the girl's unpredictable mood would come out, and sometimes Li Haoran suspected that it was a cute little bad idea.

Fortunately, Fatty is pure worship, Li Haoran relieved his heart, and explained with a smile: "The saying that literature and art are so annoying and cheating on manuscript fees is a pony, bouncing around. After listening to this sentence, do you feel a little bit confused? Touching feeling?"

Fatty was stunned at first, then shook his head, and replied truthfully: "...No-yes?"

Not only Fatty, but several other celebrities also couldn't understand why.

Liu Shishi, Liu Yifei, and Dahua all looked confused, while the old foxes Huang Lei and He Jiong frowned and thought about whether there was a trap in this sentence.

Why can't they understand?

Sighing helplessly, Li Haoran tried to explain in a more understandable language: "Then maybe the eyebrows jumped up and down with excitement, then fell down and returned to their original shape?"

"What-what-the-ghost?"

Fatty's expression was directly bewildered, and the others had the same expression, once again be bewildered by Li Haoran! !

Rolling his eyes helplessly, Li Haoran explained in detail: "Or send a word after someone's name to the other party in the form of double writing, and broadcast it like a spell: this is an elementary skill, and you can figure it out on the basis of this level. Initiate development until you create a higher level of language power, unconsciously add some beautiful appearance to life, even if it is the inner fluctuation of talking to yourself, you must believe in perseverance, and you will improve yourself in the dark."

"What did you say?"

Fatty's mind was already muddled, his expression became dull, and he stared at Li Haoran stupidly, wondering what he was talking about?

Is she too stupid?

Or did Li Haoran speak too profoundly?

Why can't I understand it at all!

Li Haoran, who couldn't explain clearly, also had a tangled expression, and sighed: "Pang Di, do you remember that movie that focuses on the "eye contact skill" in the romance, the naked and hairless chicken on the plate, throwing chopsticks to eat it?" Suddenly, the chicken woke up and ran away, leaving behind two shocked eyes, a dark green vegetable resting on the diner's face, I was deeply impressed by the alarmed expression?"

Fatty was completely stupefied, unable to laugh or cry: "Li Haoran, what exactly do you want to say?"

As soon as the words fell, Fat Di noticed that Li Haoran's helpless expression suddenly changed into a smirk, and under her witness, he giggled and blinked and said: "The above is pure nonsense, what I want to say is that others laugh at me too crazy, I want him The human flesh is trembling, numb and startled, is this episode a show?"

Laughing in the live broadcast room, Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't laugh or cry, but they were tricked by this bad boy, wasting so many of their brain cells!

Laughing in the live broadcast room, Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't laugh or cry, but they were tricked by this bad boy, wasting so many of their brain cells!

Fat Di was dumbfounded, and two seconds later 'Sassy Girlfriend' came online, gritted his teeth and said, "Li Haoran, you are going to die!"

"Eat, eat... oops! Don't tear my handsome face..."

In the yard, Fatty is chasing and killing Li Haoran who is "Wolf Ben Zhitu", and Xiao H is barking and following behind them, like a family of three, the picture is very harmonious

"Thank you Dahua!"

Liu Yifei thanked him for taking the instant noodles from Dahua, and after putting it down, he looked at the harmonious "family of three" in the picture again, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

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Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Liu Shishi watching the show with a smile. Liu Yifei looked at He Jiong and asked in a low voice, "Teacher He, you seem to be very used to it?"

"Are you happy with your friends?"

Teacher He was taken aback for a moment, then realized that he laughed and said, "I'm very used to it, they are like this, the pistachio of our show, without them, this show will be much less warm."

"Too!"

Liu Yifei nodded, thinking about how to pry the script out of Li Haoran's mouth. At present, Pang Di is a very good breakthrough.

……

"Everyone eats and drinks enough, and then we have some work to do!"

"Work hard, eat happily!"

"start!"

 …  

After playing around for a while, Li Haoran and Fatty walked into the awning side by side, and then eight celebrities sat around the entire square dining table and ate together.

The sounds of sucking noodles came one after another, and soon, a large bowl of "fish-flavored shredded pork" was swept away by the hungry people.

At this time, Li Haoran and all the talents suddenly discovered that Liu Yifei and Liu Shishi were both quite edible, and they lived up to the name of "foodies" in their nicknames.

The two of them ate a lot of fish-flavored shredded pork, and they also inspired another foodie, Pang Di.

Three women in one scene, the three women under the camera fully let the men see the toughness of foodie women. If they don't suppress their fighting power, they are no worse than men!

Li Haoran picked up a few chopsticks and the shredded fish-flavored pork disappeared. He didn't dare to eat the tiger skin pepper. As a Jiangnan native, he really couldn't hold the spicy taste.

And the green chili grown in the ground looks very spicy, with a crooked and long shape, judging from his previous life as a cook, he knows that this kind of chili is full of spiciness.

But seeing the three girls eating tiger skin chili with chopsticks and me with chopsticks, Li Haoran was puzzled, touched Fatty beside him with his elbow, and asked doubtfully, "Isn't this chili spicy?"

"Not spicy!"

Fatty replied as a matter of course, chewing the green chili in his mouth and said: "The drier the place, the hotter the chili is. There are so many lakes in Heling Village, how can the chili be spicy? It's delicious, it's so delicious. !"

"It makes sense, let me try..."

Chapter 544

Seeing that the three girls, Fat Di, Liu Shishi, and Liu Yifei, were particularly crispy and delicious, Li Haoran couldn't help but feel greedy. After confirming again and again that it wasn't spicy, he picked up a small piece of tiger skin chili with his chopsticks.

"It makes sense, let me try..."

Fat Di picked up another piece of chili and ate it with the noodles. He said vaguely, "Eat it! It's not very spicy."

"Oh!"

Li Haoran nodded, and put the tiger skin chili into his mouth.

First, the taste buds felt the delicious taste of the mixture of various seasonings, and slowly chewed the crushed green chili with his teeth. There was a strong spicy taste that overflowed his teeth, but it was within his tolerable range.

Relieved, Li Haoran raised his head to look at Fat Di and Liu Yifei who were watching him, and said with a smile, "It's really not that spicy!"

After speaking, his Adam's apple moved and he swallowed.

"Ha! The spicy "[-]" is so spicy!"

The challenge was successful, Li Haoran wanted to try again, and the chopsticks pinched the tiger skin pepper, but he soon felt that something was wrong, the throat became more and more burning, and the stamina of the pepper came up.

Putting down his chopsticks, Li Haoran lowered his head, put his hands on the dining table, and silently experienced the strong aftertaste of spiciness.

Although it was not too hot to jump, his handsome face still turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he opened his mouth, feeling like he was on fire.

"Giggle..."

The prank succeeded, Fatty snickered softly, and Liu Yifei beside her also smiled, this scene made her feel happy.

Li Haoran has been complaining about and bullying her, but seeing him being bullied for the first time in Kaitianpidi, Sister Shenxian felt her whole body suddenly connected, and she felt refreshed a lot.

After laughing for a while, Fatty bit his chopsticks and asked with a smile: "How about it, it's really not spicy, but it has a lot of stamina!"

Knowing that he was being tricked, Li Haoran rolled his eyes speechlessly, and continued to be his own 'meditator', not bothering to talk to this girl, nor to talk to her.

I have to admit that after three episodes of the program, Fatty has become more and more savvy, and her tricks are so discreet that even he can't tell the difference, her acting skills are superb.

Sure enough, what Hu Ge said to Yuan Hong at his wedding was all wise and famous!

Women are all unreasonable creatures. They are very keen on and like men's "fighting skills". As a man, let's spend as many years as you can!

At this moment, Li Haoran felt that Brother Hu was right!

You must not get married before the age of thirty, you must learn from Brother Hu, and you must never let women catch you, absolutely not.

Fat Di didn't know Li Haoran's nasty thoughts, so he smiled and said, "Hee hee...is it spicy?"

She teased, but the girl handed over a cup of tea with concern in her hand. It was fragrant and elegant, and her intention was very obvious, telling Li Haoran to drink the hot water immediately.

Feeling warm in his heart, he raised his head dumbfounded, Li Haoran was about to complain when he saw Fatty and Liu Yifei who was beside her burst out laughing.

The smart Li Haoran immediately knew that he was making a fool of himself, and held back all the words he wanted to complain about, without bowing his head, just watching them laughing silently.

"Stupid!"

Seeing that Li Haoran hadn't realized what had happened, Fatty glared at him reproachfully, took out a piece of tissue from the tissue box, and wiped it affectionately on his suspenseful nose.

Li Haoran dodged subconsciously, wondering: "Why?"

Li Haoran dodged subconsciously, wondering: "Why?"