The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Hey! What are you staring at? Won't you knock on the door first when you come in?" Merlin frowned, and he didn't hide it frankly. Instead, he complained that Susan was impolite for staring at him.

"…I

Susan's face turned red quickly, as hot as a ripe red apple, and she was too embarrassed to say "I thought you were a girl"!

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Her common sense is indeed not very good, but she is not so stupid that it is outrageous. The basic common sense that men and women have different structures is still understood.

Susan was shaking all over, and the clean clothes in her hands fell to the floor. She turned her head and ran away in a panic, screaming loudly.

"Yeah! The teacher is bad!...He is a man! And he was bitten by a snake below!!!"

"Ah?" Merlin frowned, and splashed a piece of clothing to surround his lower body, confused by the stupid Susan, a waterfall-like black line suddenly fell on his forehead, thinking what the hell was going on?You just got bitten by a snake!Doesn't this mean that I'm ruining the three views?This guy broke in entirely by himself. It is estimated that this kid... is the first time he has seen such a thing in his life.

At night, Merlin slept in a remote room in the pumpkin house, but Circe's room was not very peaceful.

Susan, whose three views were broken, was still complaining to the teacher at KukuTuTu, feeling that she had become unclean after seeing dirty things.

"Woo Ming...Susan grabbed Circe's robe and said mournfully, "Teacher, why did you lie to me?That person is a man!Although I lack common sense, I am not stupid!The people below are different from us, they must be men, teacher, how could you let a man in?So irresponsible!

"Tsk!" Circe was so troubled by Susan that she couldn't sleep, and she couldn't help showing a helpless expression. Sometimes she lied to Susan to protect her, but sometimes this protection turned into trouble, "How? Isn't it?" Scared? Haha...

Seeing her master's heartless smile, Susan immediately became furious, "I'm almost scared to death, teacher, you still have the nerve to laugh!? I hate you!"

"Hey, who told you to break into someone's bathroom without authorization, didn't you ask for being frightened?" Sercy felt that Merlin definitely didn't do it on purpose, and he knew his apprentice too well, so he was a little nervous.

"...I thought he was a girl!" Susan pouted innocently, and looked at Circe angrily, "It's all your fault, Master, you lied to me that he was a girl, otherwise I would have seen such terrible things Well!

"This... Circe is a little guilty/dodging from the light, "Is it all my fault?How do I usually teach you?You need to have your own ability to distinguish, you can believe everything I say, it’s really useless~”

"What!? Criticize me for being disobedient when refuting, and say that I don't have the ability to discern when I'm unlucky. What do you want from me!?" Susan slapped the case angrily.

"Oh, calm down, just forget what happened today, anyway, you didn't lose money, and you even made some money~" Sercy suddenly became unscrupulous, and asked meaningfully, "How is it? Is it big? You See clearly, can you describe it to me~"

"My mind was blank at the time, and I didn't see clearly," Susan replied honestly.

"Oh, what a waste apprentice... Circe pouted. 2h

Susan stressed angrily, "That's not the point, is it!!? He's a man, and we have a man living here! What should we do? Am I going to get pregnant tomorrow, huh?" Although the Lord Merlin is an adventurer The level is a bit low, but overall it's not bad. In fact, I quite like him. If you get pregnant by him, I think I can accept this result. ’ said Circe seriously.

"Master! How could you do this?!" Susan raised her head pitifully, feeling hurt in her heart, feeling like those gilts, who would be sold if they were fattened up!

"I'm serious, this matter can be considered, but I don't know what do you think of this Lord Merlin? Do you have a feeling of spring? If so, then this time I will support you as a teacher to take the initiative to attack, and I can also plan for you by the side. Don't worry about plotting to rob men, I'm a professional at robbing men." Circe said happily.

"Teacher, what are you talking about? I don't know him well, how could he do that casually? But then again, why do you favor this guy so much? You like it...you should dedicate yourself, anyway, you always Saying how beautiful I was when I was young is still charming now... Susan's eyes were angry, and she satirized the unscrupulous master sourly.

"If I can handle it by myself, do I still need you? I have taught you for so long in vain, and I haven't learned much by myself. I talk back and talk back, oh...

Circe talked for a while, but she hoped that Susan could hook up Merlin for no other reason than to win the man who snatched Claudia away when she was young.

Then his apprentice can't lose, if he can snatch the man of Claudia's student...

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Chapter 12: Obstacles (Add more)

The next day, Merlin packed up the necessary salutes and prepared to leave the Bailu Forest and go directly to the unknown and mysterious sea area to find the rare abyss sea clams.

Senior, I hope you can help me take good care of Alice while I am away.

"What if you don't come back?" Circe suddenly asked with a half-smile.

Merlin was stunned, and responded seriously, "I never thought about the situation that I won't come back from 2nd time."

"Well, I hope so." Circe nodded, thinking that Merlin's confidence is not bad, so at least it is possible to succeed. If he is timid, then the result is almost certain.

"Goodbye." Merlin turned and left, striding away from Bailu Forest.

Susan looked at the back of Merlin's leaving, and couldn't help but said to Circe, "Master, seeing how deeply he loves the girl immersed in the medicine pool, you should put away your bad thoughts?"

"What? Are you a little envious, girl?" Circe glanced at Susan.

"...I didn't!" Susan retorted loudly.

"Tsk! I'm not reconciled. If you're capable enough, you can give me a chance... Circe said meaningfully, and couldn't help but think it's a pity. Apprentice lost here?

Damn, if I was younger, I could do it myself

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After Merlin left Bailu Forest, he went directly to the French port.

Since we are going to explore unknown and mysterious seas, we need a strong ship that can sail long distances, and an experienced ship, otherwise we may not find the place, or get lost in the ocean, or worse, be overturned by the waves , the crew went to feed the sharks together.

But after Merlin arrived at the western port, he found that there was no boat at all, and no fool was willing to help him.

Because the place Merlin was going to was an extremely dangerous mysterious sea area, countless people had already gone there, but they all disappeared inexplicably.

There are rumors that there are huge sea monsters there, and any ships that enter that area will be swallowed directly.

So these dangerous rumors made people panic, and even the most experienced sailors would turn pale when they talked about the mysterious sea area, unwilling to recall that cursed land.

Merlin has become more and more depressed these days. Time is very tight, but he wasted three days in the port. Isn't this a waste of life?

As a result, Merlin had to sit in the tavern at the port, drinking strong rum, and constantly numb his anxious state of mind.

In fact, Merlin had already thought of hijacking a ship, and planned to do it tonight, and then ordered the captain Bi Zhi to sail into the mysterious sea area.

Merlin believes that people are afraid of death, and sometimes he can't convince these desperate sailors who live by the sea without resorting to tough tactics like hooligans.

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What Merlin saw was a merchant ship traveling between France and Greenland, often transporting fish products.

In order to prevent encountering pirates on the way, the merchant ship was covered with iron sheets and equipped with dozens of magic cannons.

In name, it is a regular merchant ship, but in fact this kind of equipment is almost a warship. It just so happens that Merlin can hijack it and go to the mysterious sea. People are hiding in the corner drinking stuffy wine.

But Merlin's attire was too weird, and it was easy to attract other people's attention. At this time, there were many burly men who looked at Merlin who was drunk from time to time.

A port is generally a place where fish and dragons are mixed. There are people from various countries, businessmen, pickpockets, dancers, robbers, mercenaries, etc. It can be said that it is an all-encompassing place.

But the largest number of people is of course the sailors on the ship. Usually, there are more than one of these guys who give their lives to the sea every time they sail. If they don't need supplies, they will not go to port D to dock.

The sailors would trade the money and treasures they got ashore. They desperately overeat, and found dancers to vent their most primitive human desires, and never left savings.

Because the sailors know very well that they are likely to be buried in the sea tomorrow. Savings are obviously useless, and it is better to have fun in time.

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But sometimes, indulgent consumption will make the sailors poor, and they will use some despicable means to get some money. For example, there are two dirty big men on the wine table not far away. Shy, he came up with Merlin's idea.

In the port, Merlin's low-key attire is easy to be spotted, because the strong are respected here, and everyone can't wait to write "I'm awesome" on their foreheads, so that no one will dare to provoke him.

"Brother, he doesn't have any valuables to play with, so why bother with him?"

"Are you blind? The sword on his waist is exactly the same as the rumored Great Swordsman Elgin. This kind of commemorative handicraft is usually very cheap, and those fans of the Great Swordsman are willing to spend a lot of money to buy it.

"...Really? Then we will make a lot of money?"

"You just watch it obediently, I have already asked the dancer to approach him, and when they are glued together, I will rush up and say that this is my wife, then blackmail him and beat him hard, hehehe~ "

"This is a good way, we have reasonable claims for compensation, which is not too much!

The two watched Mei Lin secretly, and subconsciously showed evil smiles, intending to blackmail each other with the method of "immortal jump", so that they could take the initiative, and even the guards could not do anything about it.

Merlin was thinking about hijacking the merchant ship at night, and didn't notice that the two sailors had already thought about him.

A woman with revealing clothes and heavy makeup suddenly approached Merlin. She was the bait, waiting for him to take the bait.

The dancer naturally sat beside Merlin, looking at him with coquettish eyes, as if to attract his attention.

These women are professional dancers with thousands of years of experience. They rely on selling beauty for a living and know how to hook up lonely men.

Most of the money of the sailors was squeezed out by the dancers, but Merlin had worked as a male publicist, so in a sense he was with these dancers.

"Sir, do you drink alone? Do you need someone to accompany you?" The dancer winked at Merlin.

Merlin didn't catch a cold, and after glancing at the dancing girl, he said coldly, "No need, thank you."

"Won't you be lonely drinking alone? If I'm here, I can take care of your troubles." The dancer didn't give up even though the door was closed.

"I don't need it." Merlin emphasized again.

"Sir, do I think you have misunderstood something? I'm not a bad person, just... the dancer approached Merlin, lowered her voice, and said seductively," I swear, I have a way to make you feel good. I have been watching you for a long time , you are like a failed man who was dumped by a woman, drinking alone here, but with me, you can vent your dissatisfaction as much as you want, believe me, you will forget all the unhappy things.

"Am I talking about birdsong?" Merlin put down his empty wine glass, and the heavy smell of alcohol came over his face.

"...meaning?" The dancing girl was taken aback suddenly, not quite understanding.

"I said I don't need it, didn't you understand?" Merlin frowned tightly, and said in a low voice with a dark face, "Disappear from my eyes immediately, or..."

"Believe me, the fist of my ego can also make you feel good.

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Chapter 13: Blackmail

Seeing Merlin's cold eyes, the dancer felt deeply threatened and wanted to move away quickly.

But when he thought that he still needed to seduce Merlin, he had to bite the bullet and continue.

It was the first time for the dancer to meet a lukewarm man like Merlin. In the past, relying on her own charm, she could easily win the man's heart, but now she hit a snag.

"Sir, the way you threaten others is full of masculinity, I am almost fascinated by you~"

The dancer accompanied Merlin's arm with a smiling face, her eyes were like silk, and she frequently discharged electricity. Even a man would have his legs weak under such an attack.

The strong smell of perfume continuously stimulated Merlin's sense of smell, which made his whole body feel quite stimulated, and his whole body was aroused.

"Huh?" The dancer noticed Merlin's reaction, and immediately teased happily, "What? Your reaction is so big. Could it be that you haven't touched a woman for a long time? If that's the case, you don't need to suppress yourself, we can go find you A place where there is no one, deep, intimate, stream, and some."

Hearing the dancer's straightforward hint, Merlin's face turned rosy, as if he had responded to the hint.

But the real situation is not like this. If you observe carefully, you can find that the veins on Merlin's forehead are twitching violently, his eyes are shining with scarlet light, and the aura of cruelty and bloodthirsty quietly permeates.

This is a sign of the onset of blood-sucking urges. The influence of the blood-clan poison on Merlin became more and more obvious. Although he resisted desperately, his sanity was gradually affected.

Because of the intimacy between the dancer and Merlin, the smell of life caused Merlin's blood-sucking impulse to faintly erupt, and his subconscious mind kept telling him that blood is a sweet smell.