You're Lazy, Dracula

"Well, I think so too."

Dracula nodded, with a positive expression on his face, and replied:

"Whether she is or not, we'll just treat her as she is anyway!"

"Hey!"

The puppet man on the opposite side suddenly took off the reindeer hood on his head, and the fox's tail also popped out from behind.The fox lady widened her eyes, looked at Dracula and Wuzhi and said:

"You two, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?"

32. Polygamous castration punch

"We were just defrauding you, I didn't expect you to admit it..."

Dracula and Wuzhi looked at each other, and then looked at Yumoqian speechlessly. The latter stomped his feet in embarrassment, and shouted with a blushing face:

"Is there anyone in this world who can even lie to a fox? It's so inhumane!"

"Then why are you dressed like this?"

Dracula squinted his eyes, looked at Tamamo, who was whining in a puppet costume, and asked.

"...That's, that's because..."

Yuzao faltered and said something, and then was about to talk about him, but Dracula caught up with her in time and continued:

"Is it because the little girl used the Holy Grail to forcibly drive her to become a mount, and then she felt ashamed and shameful, so she decided to wear a thick puppet costume and resolutely said nothing to cover up her identity? "

"Don't say it, I'm not, I didn't..."

Yuzao covered her face in embarrassment, then knelt down on the spot, and began to complain in a crying voice.

"Hey, I don't want to. All the pen pals in the same company have graduated. Needless to say, Qing Ji is like that. If she is homeless, there are still people who will come to her specially. I talked about an online relationship on the Internet. As far as I am concerned, I just want to be a good wife. I don’t have any requirements for men. I don’t need to be handsome or ugly. The level is enough. But why, why..."

Tamamo's voice grew louder and more hysterical.

"He has been wandering on the ground for a thousand or two thousand years, and he was indeed teasing people in front of him, and went to tease the emperors of several dynasties. However, when he arrived in ancient China, he was chased by those perverted immortals with whips. , finally lost a tail and escaped to Japan, and was chased and killed by the dark beautiful monster Abe Seimei, leaving only one tail. They are planning to reform themselves...re-training..."

Dracula heard this complaint from Yu Zaoqian, and said to himself, didn't you beg me to cut off your six tails for your beauty?However, seeing Yuzao's dark expression on one side of his face, he wisely didn't say anything.

"in particular……"

The crying voice in front of Yuzao disappeared, replaced by a very low voice, muttering and complaining:

"Especially the two little bitches Qing Ji and Xingbu Ji who always send some photos of [adults and others love each other], and then wrote to me saying [Oh, Lord Dracula bought me again today. The latest clothes, how about you, Ms. Yuzao? Ah, sorry, I almost forgot, after all, you... erhehehe], what does erhehehe mean. Anyway, she is an unlucky ghost that no one wants, even with the recent And was called by a child to ride as a horse... Ah, Yuzao, just like this, you can still be regarded as a golden-haired white-faced ghost, so let's just die..."

"but……"

Yuzao was chanting in front of him, red light suddenly came out of his eyes, and he stared closely at the direction of Dracula and Wuzhi with a very terrifying look, and continued to say:

"But at least before going back, we need to kick this pair of guys who showed their affection in front of Yuzao away..."

"It sounds like this hatred has stabilized..."

Dracula sighed and said:

"It's unlucky that we didn't do anything."

Dracula really didn't know that Kiyohime had correspondence with these Japanese monsters in Tamamo-mae when he was idle, and judging from what Tamamo-mae said, these Japanese female monsters with surnames were all What a hate marriage party.Dracula and Wuzhi had caught a glimpse of Qing Ji writing something quietly, but both of them thought that Qing Ji had the habit of writing a diary, so they didn't read what Qing Ji wrote. In order to protect her privacy, she deliberately avoided Qing Ji's room.Unexpectedly, it turned out that Qing Ji was writing letters to mock these pen pals, let alone that there were channels of communication between these guys.

Dracula thought about it for a while, and thought that the defense of Castlevania should be watertight. Basically, it can defend against thieves at the level of Naiyazi. Then, thinking about it, the time when Qing Ji sent the letter should be the last time in this world It's time, and it's time to return to this world this time.

Thinking about it this way, Tamamo-mae was really pitiful.She who wanted to get married the most, but watched her friends around her get married one by one, and then these bad friends kept coming back to show their affection in front of her. Renli Honkai snatched a summoning spot, but when she was summoned, she found that the master who summoned her was a naive loli who didn't know much about anything, and used the magic power of the Holy Grail to force Tamamo to be her mount.

If her three tails are still there, she can resist for a while, maybe that little loli will give up.But the other two tails in front of Yuzao had already been wiped out by herself in her early life of death, so the death she did could only be smashed into teeth and swallowed in her stomach.Tamamomae had no choice but to put on a reindeer puppet costume and used it as a mount for a little girl who wanted to be Santa Claus.

However, Dracula felt that this was not an excuse for her to vent her anger on herself and Wuzhi. After all, neither she nor Wuzhi had ever shown affection in front of Yuzao, and Qingji did those things quietly.Although it was indeed Dracula who bought clothes and various things for Qing Ji, it was Qing Ji who put these things in front of Tamamo.

Looking at Tamamo-mae on the opposite side who was ready to go, Dracula looked at Emiya Kiritsugu who just got up next to him.Although Tamazamo, who only has one tail left, is already very weak now, but she holds a treasure that is especially offensive to men. The scientific name of this treasure is [Eternal Summer Sunshine? [Polygyny castration fist], in simple terms, is to lift the vaginal legs.

Just now, if Emiya Kiritsugu hadn't quickly blocked the dagger in front of him, Mrs. Irisviel, who was teaching her adopted son in Chaldea at this time, would have to rely on the recovery of the body's functions after the Heroic Spirit was summoned again.

From this point of view, it would be impossible to ask Emiya Kiritsugu to block the gun for him...

Dracula sighed, and pushed away the mist branch slightly.

"Very good, I have the courage to face all this. From this point alone, I appreciate you very much. It seems that Qingji's luck is really good."

Tamamo glanced up and down at Dracula, then said seriously:

"However, Xiaoyu, I will not change the things I decide. Come to my senses! Give me a trick! [Changxia Sunguang? Richusan loves a god]!!!"

Yuzao rolled over and jumped up, and after spinning several times in mid-air, he stretched his legs and kicked all the male vital parts of Dracula with blazing sunlight attribute magic power.

33. Little Joan of Arc!This is my last mojo!Take it!

Seeing that the kick in front of Yuzao is about to come, those feet wrapped in the reindeer puppet have already rubbed in the air with an effect similar to the trajectory of a meteorite due to their powerful strength and speed. Unable to avoid the Noble Phantasm attack, Dracula's choice is——

Ya still stood where she was, without even raising her eyelids.

Tamazamo hesitated a little when the attack was about to arrive, because although she and Kiyohime often taunted and quarreled with each other, they still regarded each other as good friends, and according to Kiyohime, Dracula was also a "husband-sama" "If this kick really kicked Dracula down, wouldn't it be true that Tamazamo killed his good friend's lifelong happiness with his own hands.

But when she saw Dracula's lazy expression, Qing Ji's triumphant laughter seemed to echo in her ears.She suddenly felt angry in her heart, and kicked Dracula's lower body regardless.

boom!

There was a sharp pain.