You're Lazy, Dracula

"Hey, miss, come with me, Fergus?"

"Fergus!"

Lancelot on the other side said anxiously:

"You're so ungentlemanly, you can't find a woman!"

"Um……"

Patchouli didn't answer right away, her purple pupils carefully looked at Fergus' rock-like muscular muscles exposed outside, and then nodded with satisfaction.

"Nice muscles, you're qualified."

"Hey."

Fergus thought to himself that it turned out to be the same carnivore as Maeve. In the end, he glanced at Lancelot triumphantly, and then stretched out his hand to grab Patchouli's shoulder.

"Come on, since that's the case, it's not too late, let's go to my room?"

However, his hand was empty, because Patchouli took a step back and looked at him suspiciously.

"Did you misunderstand something?"

"what?"

Fergus also asked in a daze:

"Miss, did you say you are qualified? Do you still want me to show you my bravery and defeat you? That's fine too."

"No."

Paqiuli sorted out her wording, and then said to Fergus very seriously:

"Gender is different, how to fall in love? Let alone beep beep."

"what?"

"If you want, you can go to those two over there."

Patchouli pointed to Cu Chulainn and Lancelot next to her.

"A man's love is true love... But please let me watch it. I can use my hands to leave an album for you as a souvenir, please."

Miss Witch clasped her hands together, bowed her head to the bewildered Xiao Gang and begged.

The latter looked at his adopted son and the chief knights of England next door, Cu Chulainn and Lancelot, a little at a loss. After hearing what Patchouli said just now, he saw Fergus looking at As I floated here, I immediately felt that Fergus's gaze was hiding an irresistible hunger.

The two shuddered, quickly found a reason, left the bar, and ran away.

Fergus looked at the petite, breasted, soft-spoken and beautiful witch in front of him with her head bowed, then looked at Lancelot and Cu Chulainn who ran out, hesitated for a moment, and for the sake of his name For the sake of safety, he finally stomped his feet and chased after Cu Chulainn and Lancelot.

Of course, his own adopted son knew that Cu Chulainn was a super big mouth, let him go out for a walk, and tomorrow all the male spirits of Chaldea would walk around Fergus.

Although Lancelot is not as big-mouthed as Cu Chulainn, he will definitely remind himself of his colleagues in the Knights of the Round Table when he goes back. Fergus can remember that there is a squinting man named Tristan, who is the best in his life. The best thing is to shake out all other people's bad things while laughing, he is the kind of guy who will say sorry to you at the end and forgot.

"Hahaha, you are so interesting."

Seeing Fergus, Cu Chulainn, and Lancelot chasing after each other, Astolfo turned around holding the wine glass, pointed at Patchouli and said with a smile.

There was a little blush on his face after drinking, and when he opened his mouth, he showed his small canine teeth, with a variety of amorous feelings.

Paqiuli raised her head, stared at Astolfo, and then replied seriously:

"I was serious."

"Ugh?"

Ah Fu couldn't react, or he didn't respond at all when he lost his rationality.

"Besides, I have something to ask for your help this time, Miss Astolfo... No, sir!"

At this time, Paqiuli suddenly showed the speed of action that she should not have as a witch, and appeared in front of Astolfo in an instant, holding Ah Fu's shoulders firmly with both hands.

"Come with me, please!"

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ps: I recommend the new book "When Fantasy Comes to Reality" by Chicken Toys, the following introduction:

When fantasy comes to reality, what do you... do?

5. Wrong summoning posture

"This way, this way."

Paqiuli dragged Astolfo all the way to a relatively spare room.

She dragged them here together with Brother Fei and Little Sun who were throwing darts nearby.

After Dracula saw them leave, he didn't follow them. Anyway, Paqiuli had her own sense of propriety, and she wasn't afraid that she would let Brother Fei and the two of them do something that they didn't know they were blessed with, so he sat directly in this room. In the bar of Chaldea, by the way, I asked Emiya, who came here to work as a part-time bartender, for a glass of alcoholic drink.

Since Paqiuli had nothing to worry about, Dracula followed his heart and was as lazy as he could be.

On the other side, Paqiuli pulled the three heroic spirits into a large empty room and made her request to them.

"Actually, I'm a traveling painter. Could you ask the three of you to be my models for a while?"

"painter?"