Post-shadow Development Plan

"Tsk, when you need them, why are they all gone?"

Qiye shook his head, he got up and rubbed his old waist that was sore from sitting for too long, and then walked to the phone.

"Who the hell? Called early in the morning...Hello?"

"Oni-chan! Terrible!"

Qiye put the receiver of the phone to her ear when she heard Yi Liya's little loli calling.

"I... Liya?"

The voice of the other party sounded very anxious, as if something serious had happened.

【What's the situation? Has that guy Kiritsugu started to put him under house arrest? 】

"Oni-chan! Terrible! Terrible!"

"What's the big deal?"

"Anyway, it's amazing!"

"..."

If it wasn't for Ilya's voice on the other end of the phone, which sounded extremely anxious, Qiye would definitely think that she was entertaining herself.

"Illya, I know you're in a hurry, but calm down first. I don't know what's going on if you're like this. Why don't you take a deep breath first?"

"Ok."

For Qiye's suggestion, Ilya is still very obedient.

only.

"Huhuha~ahah~~huhuha`ahah~huhuha`ahah~"

[I think you, Bai Luoli, are playing pornography, and there is evidence. 】

"Illya, what are you doing?" Qiye tried to calm herself down.

"This is the Ramez breathing method my mother taught Illya."

"Isn't that used during childbirth?!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Hey? Is that so? Mingming's mother told Ilya that if she keeps dating Oni-chan, this will definitely come in handy."

Bah!

Qiye bumped his head against the wall in front of him, and he felt that grabbing the wall with his head might calm him down.

"Okay, it looks like you've returned to normal." Qiye rolled his eyes and asked, "What you said just now is terrible, what is it that is so terrible?"

"Oh, that one."

Illya's voice sounded startled, as if she only remembered this incident suddenly.

"This, it's the butt."

"butt?"

For some reason, the first thing that came to Qiye's mind was his ex-girlfriend's ass.

【Well... not good.It seems that I have to reduce the frequency of going to izakaya recently, otherwise I always feel that something will happen someday. 】

Qiye covered her nose and asked, "Whose ass, what's wrong?"

"It's Illya's own butt. It was shriveled like Sierra-san before, but suddenly it's bulging like Liz-san. Woohoo!"

Bah!

Boom!

dong dong!

Qiye heard all kinds of noisy voices coming from the receiver, as if something had been smashed.

Just when Qiye was hesitating whether to hang up the phone, another voice came from the other end of the receiver.

But this time it wasn't Illya who was calling Qiye.

"Kiryu Seven Nights."

It was Sera, and her slightly trembling voice seemed to indicate that she was in a state where the volcano would erupt at any time.

"exist."

Even through the receiver, Nanaya felt Sera's courage, and he immediately straightened his back and responded loudly to the other party.

"Will you immediately forget what you just heard?"

"Which one?"

Qiye returned subconsciously.

But in the next second, Qiye really wanted to give himself a mouthful.

"Of course it's about the part where the eldest lady describes Lijielit and I's figures!"

"Okay! I've forgotten."