I Always Get Pushed Back

A little embarrassed looking at Bismarck who seemed a little lost, Wang Chuan scratched the back of his head and stretched his body a little on the sofa.

Feeling the warmth from the admiral beside him, Bismarck felt better.

After the three of us fought for hours in the afternoon, it was time for dinner.

Silently watching Tizi skillfully take out his mobile phone and call a lot of people outside, Bismarck thinks that maybe it's time for him to learn some cooking skills.

Otherwise, wouldn't the admiral not like a boat like me who can't even burn rice......

Not long after the delivery arrived, Tizi brought a bunch of alcoholic drinks of unknown origin from his house.

Seeing that there are no specific details on it, but when the alcohol content of [-]% is clearly marked, Wang Chuan feels a little bad.

After all, the grapes should not harm themselves, right?However, I belong to the kind of person who doesn't know much about drinking. If I drink too much at that time, it will be bad if I do something that makes me despise while being unconscious.

Little did Wang Chuan know, if he was drunk, it would be exactly what Tizi wanted.

After all, only half of the current grapes belong to Beizhai.Her other half is a carnivore, the lonely Queen of the North.

The Forced Marriage of the Ship's Wife in the Deep Sea (Data Disappeared) Goo

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Item Name, SCP-09000

Specific content: The main body is a pigeon, and the target usually makes a cooing sound because of -data disappearance.At this time, a bunch of humanoid creatures with kitchen knives and soup pots will appear beside it inexplicably, and then - the data disappears -.

But it's amazing, after a while the target pigeon will be reborn in the way of -data disappearing.

Summary: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .

Alas ╯﹏╰

Jianniang Deep Sea's Forced Marriage Operation ([-]) Operation WO Sauce!

Now, on a gloomy day, WO Jiang is wandering in the street alone, trying to find the familiar breath.

Originally, after eating the aluminum fishhook that day, WO sauce just had a full meal in a daze, and looked at the people who jumped into the lifeboat and uttered "WO?" in doubt.But that's nothing.

The point is, WO Jiang unexpectedly met Harbor Qiji with Xiaobei in the sea in a daze.

"Huh? It's WO-chan, do you want to go together?"

Seeing this very special WO sauce in the deep-sea aircraft carrier, Gangwan Qiji followed the movement of Xiaobei in her arms, tilted her head and sent out an invitation.

"WOWOWOWOWOWO!"

Of course, in the face of Harbor Qi Ji's invitation, WO-chan must of course say "WO".

In this way, in a daze, on the way, WO Jiang, Gangwan and Xiaobei met the battleship Qi Ji with an extremely bad face, and the yawning airport Ji.

It is worth mentioning that Airport Ji found a sunken ship full of gold on the seabed, and now the problem of how to integrate into human society is almost solved.

When you meet someone who doesn't cooperate, smash the gold nuggets first, and then go to the cannon.

Therefore, WO sauce followed Xiaobei, Harbor Qiji, Battleship Qiji, and Airport Ji to the identity of human society. After playing a game called Demolition No. [-] together, it was her own Out.

"WOWOWOOWOWO......"

While walking aimlessly on the street, WO sauce groaned helplessly.

That demolition game is not fun at all!The aluminum in the house cannot be eaten, and green grass will grow around me when I am hit!

Now, WO Jiang's goal is probably that one!

Find something delicious, and then find that person!

Probably one?

Pulling off the tentacles on his hat, WO-chan counted himself a little dizzy.Simply, the free and easy WO Jiang just gave up thinking.

Passers-by on the street saw WO Jiang's actions, and they all turned their heads strangely.

After the guidance of Airport Ji, the tentacle hat on WO-chan's head will not be seen by ordinary people.That is, the big tentacle hat that belonged to WO sauce is now invisible.

Therefore, the strange movements of WO sauce and the sound of "WO" naturally attracted the attention of some people on the street.

"Hey hey~ Little sister, are you lost? Do you want the big brothers to take you to see the golden python~~~"

A group of gangsters dressed in colorful clothes leaned towards WO sauce with wretched smiles.

In the current mind of the Mediterranean green-haired man who took the lead, he felt that such a beautiful woman with extremely superior looks and body, but also seemed to be mentally handicapped, it would be a waste of money not to be tricked by himself!

So, when the passers-by on the side speeded up and no one came up to stop him, WO sauce tilted his head and walked into the gloomy dead end on the side.

"Oh ho, this is still a smart chick."

With an indescribably wretched smile on the corner of his mouth, the Mediterranean green-haired man waved his hand and led his younger brothers into this dead-end alley with WO Jiang.

"Ah! Ah ♂~~ Don't!!!"

"..."

In a few minutes, WO Jiang came out of the dead end holding a lot of red, green and green banknotes, and took the money into his hat by the way.

Well, now, WO-chan will continue to look for his own person.

Slowly raised his head, smelled the smell in the air, WO sauce faintly smelled the strong aroma of food.