"Go to hell you!"
Facts tell us that if the values of two people are very different, it is difficult to have a dialogue. For example, Chang'e grabbed Wu Ye's collar now, looking like she was going to eat people:
"Your life is completely hopeless! Now, listen carefully to me! I want to teach you the right way!!"
"Uh, yes, yes..."
Forced by Chang'e's prestige, Wu Ye didn't dare to show his air, and obediently listened to the other party's preaching:
"If you accidentally cut your finger, and there is a little girl next to you at this time, all you have to do is try every means to disinfect it with her saliva!"
"……what?"
"Ah what! Doing this can not only recover the CG but also increase the favorability, and by the way, if possible, it can also abduct people together! Do you understand! Do you understand what life is! Do you understand what is..."
"Hey wait, let's not talk about life for now, let me say you..."
Chang'e's tirade was interrupted by decisive words, and Wu Ye stared at her face and said seriously:
"Is it actually a pervert?"
"Loricon is not hentai! It's faith!"
"...So it's a pervert, right?"
Wu Ye repaired the knife speechlessly, then looked left and right, suddenly reacted, looked at Chang'e in horror and said:
"Wait a minute, I heard that you committed a crime... you were put in prison because of this, right?"
"..."
boom!
The floor trembled for a while, and this time Wu also made a human mark on the ground as he wished.
Chang'e lowered her eyes and looked coldly at Wu Ye who was struggling to climb out of the pit:
"Give you another chance, what do you want to say?"
"...Long live Lolicon."
"very good."
Chang'e nodded in satisfaction. This was probably the first time since they met that Wu Ye was quite cute.
"Although the body has become stronger, the pain will not weaken. It's unlucky..."
Wu Ye patted the dust off his body, and thoughtfully put everything behind him:
"So, it is for this reason that Kaguya has your blood?"
"Yes."
"How powerful is your blood? It's just a drop, and it disappears after blowing on it. Is the effect so good?"
"...Why do you always find ways to make me want to beat you up?"
Chang'e glanced at Wu Ye disdainfully, and explained:
"That's the blood of God, do you think it was sold at a low price somewhere?"
"Oh, I almost forgot that you are still a god."
This statement is somewhat wrong, it should be that Wu Ye has never felt that the guy in front of him who has no manners at all is actually a god.
And it seems to be the most powerful god in the capital of the moon, God is really blind, but...
A gleam of light flashed in his eyes, Wu Ye raised his brows, and confirmed again:
"A drop of your blood, is it really that powerful?"
"of course."
"I do not believe."
Wu also squeezed his eyes:
"Unless you let me try."
"What……?"
Chang'e looked confused, and Wu Ye immediately put on a sincere smile:
"For a discussion, how about you give me a drop of blood? I'll help you try the effect and make an advertisement. If we make money in the future, we will open it at [-] percent?"
Looking at the stunned Chang'e, Wu Ye blinked:
"You three and I seven."
After being dazed for a moment, Chang'e suddenly laughed, and once again lifted Wu Ye by the collar to let him off the ground, Wu Ye said calmly:
"Are you dissatisfied? How about you seven and three?"
"Okay, then I have a plan here, do you think about it?"
Chang'e smiled and raised Wu Ye even higher:
"Should I throw you to death here now, or wait until I beat you up first and then fall to death here?"
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