How Did It Become a River Crab?

The Zaku-II camera behind them lit up, as if to express "me too".

All players (Miss trainer Mizi is temporarily included in the player team), quickly accepted this setting. Simply put, it is a classic wave defense game. As long as you defend three consecutive attacks, you can complete the promotion.

For players who specialize in summoning, this is indeed a very suitable stage to play. Whether they are elite, legion, tower defense or support players, they can play their roles on this battlefield.

"That~" the blond miniskirt trainer Mizi raised his hand and said, "I have a little question, what will happen if you are really hacked into the bedroom?"

"It will..." St. Louis' voice paused, "something terrible will happen."

"Has it happened before?" Mo Lan asked.

"No, I will never let this kind of thing happen!" Saber took over the conversation, she seemed to be a little excited all the time: "I will definitely lead everyone to defeat all enemies and guard the bedroom!"

"Saber has just taken over the responsibility from the previous leader for a few days, and she is still a little excited." St. Louis looked at Saber with both doting and helpless eyes, and explained to the players: "Don't look at it like this, whether it is leadership And combat power, she is the best figure here, and everyone trusts him."

Zaku-II's camera lights up, saying "me too".

At this time, the old man who had been staring at the bullet screen in a daze before let out a light "oh", bowed his head and said, "I understand, it is to defend the position and fight defensively, girl, how is our position construction going?" ?”

"We have these walls, with footholds for toy soldiers and unicorns to shoot, and spaces between each wall for cars to engage in close combat with the enemy, as well as moving ladders for going up and down the walls, Help everyone retreat to the next city wall at any time, and our elite members can also switch in various directions at any time, constantly intercepting the invading enemy."

Saber pointed to these Lego walls and explained proudly.

The old man scratched Mediterranean's head, and asked: "Then if the defense line is breached by the enemy, how can we defend that, that, the bedroom door?"

"There hasn't been a similar situation before, but even if there is, the toy soldiers can build defenses there and continue to fight back, so there is no problem!"

"...Okay, okay." The old man showed an expression of "an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone". He seemed to have glanced at the bullet screen and didn't say much, but Mo Lan could basically guess why he had such an expression .

The design of this line of defense is too rough, and it is basically at the level of city wall defense in the early Middle Ages. Although I don't know what the situation of the "enemy" they are talking about, this kind of tactic of directly pulling the wall to defend and retreat, even if you find someone to look at it, you will It feels a bit inappropriate, just like a novice player's self-made level in a dolphin tower defense game.

...But because this world whose details are not known for the time being, it does seem like a tower defense game for cute dolphins and suture monsters. Therefore, the players have no other reactions, as long as they can play with rewards, and don't care about anything else.

"Then, since there are still more than ten minutes, let me use these ten minutes to add some buffs to everyone."

Sister Shanlan with a gentle smile took two steps back, turned over and jumped off the city wall, her high-heeled shoes stepped on the wooden floor with precision, and landed firmly.

When she introduced herself before, Sister Shanlan had already said that she was a summoner of the auxiliary system. Obviously, she should be preparing to add BUFF to everyone.

Just when all the players thought that Shanlan would summon a cute big-eared dog, or pull out a few totems, place halos and other things to buff everyone, Shanlan raised his hand with a smile and snapped his fingers .

The next moment, a building fell from the sky, and with a "boom", it landed behind Shan Lan.

Seeing a building, the faces of the players all changed.

The building is made of marble bricks. It is generally rectangular and very symmetrical. There is a door on the left and right sides, separated from each other by a wall, forming a symmetrical private space. On the other hand, there is a red icon of a villain in a skirt, which is symmetrical on both sides, like two door gods, making the whole building look calm and majestic.

The players raised their heads in shock, and looked at the four large Song-style characters on the top of the building.

【Public toilet】

Sister Shanlan's ability is to summon a... public toilet!

After summoning this toilet, Shan Lan took a small step to the front of the toilet, pressed his hands on his abdomen in a standard welcome gesture, bowed to everyone, and smiled: "Welcome everyone, please go to the toilet in an orderly manner, consciously Pay the fee."

"..."

After a long silence, Mo Lan looked at Shan Lan's title [Champion Toll Collector], raised his pincers and said, "Your ability is to summon public toilets, and then let players and teammates go to the toilet to increase buffs?"

"Yes." Sister Shanlan's smile gradually changed: "Of course, there is no charge for teammates."

"Where does the crab go?"

"In reality, you can go to whichever gender you are. If you go to the wrong gender, you will trigger a trap and summon toilet fighters to beat you up."

"So that's the case, I'll pull it out first!"

Under the eyes of the players and figurines, Mo Lan solemnly climbed into the men's room, and shyly closed the small entrance door.

"Hmph, ah, ah, come out!"

After a while, there was a sound of rushing water and Mo Lan's eyes screaming. The players raised their heads and saw [Mo Lan] in the teammate's column above the head, and there was an extra BUFF called [Refreshing].

[Refreshing]: Relaxed, the final damage/final damage reduction increased by 8%, the attack/movement speed increased by 25%, and the resource bar recovery speed increased by 60%.

In fact, Shan Lan’s ability, for players and teammate NPCs, going to the toilet itself is just a formality, and will not really let you go to the toilet, but in order to cooperate, Mo Lan naturally has to show it to save face At the same time, Mo Lan, who saw something new again, sighed again in his heart.

Endless space, full of wonders.

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"Darling, if you are satisfied with our toilets, please give five golden toilets a good review." After Shan Lan finished speaking, he looked at the rest of the players and figures with a smile, "What are you waiting for? The free opportunity expires. Don't wait. .”

"Okay, then I'll come to refresh myself too." Yun Danfengqing was the second old man to go in, and walked out without any reaction, with the refreshed BUFF on his body as well.

The players who can enter the promotion assessment in the first echelon are not petty people. Mizi threw the poke ball, and the dog brother rushed out of the poke ball and rushed into the men's toilet. Stepping into the toilet, the same buff was hung above his head.

As Sister Shanlan's signature ability, this buff has no duration, unless it is dispelled by the enemy, it can follow until the end of the game.

"Everyone, don't you want to try it?" Sister Shanlan smiled and looked at the rest of the figures, "It's very comfortable."

"Ah... I, we are models. Models don't have... that ability?" Saber asked in a daze, "Is this also possible?"

"Of course dear!" Shan Lan pumped up his fists, acting like Taobao customer service, and said, "Believe in your own potential!"

Having said all this, St. Louis and Saber could only blushed a little and walked into the toilet with small steps. When they came out, they were surrounded by a fresh breeze. If they hadn't been brought out from the toilet, everyone would think that Sister Shanlan This BUFF special effect is very comfortable...

After that, under the organization of Saber, the hand-made models lined up in several rows in an orderly manner, and the toy soldiers, unicorns, and Hot Wheels cars lined up in a very orderly long queue, strictly classified according to gender, and walked one by one into the toilet. (Yes, toy cars also have genders, and the toy cars stand up!) Only brother Zhagu couldn’t get in because he was too big. .

As for the wooden snake head I saw under the sofa earlier, it seemed to be sleeping.

At this point, Mo Lan, who originally thought that Sister Shanlan's BUFF is more practical, realized the horror of this ability. As long as it is a friendly unit and the size is suitable, no matter how many, you can come here to receive a BUFF. According to this auxiliary ability, Shanlan There is a high probability that it is a full-time support for a fixed dungeon team. It is only because the assessment cannot bring non-assessment teammates that they chose solo queue.

During this period, Mo Lan noticed that every time a new unit walked into the toilet, there would be a sound of gold coins from a certain payment software on top of Shan Lan's head. Combined with her title of toll collector, there was a high probability that it was some kind of toilet customer. A skill that is enhanced by quantity pricing.

It takes a lot of time for the little ones to queue up to go to the toilet. During this period, the remaining players are naturally not idle.

Mo Lan directly released the [Zzlot Portal] and began to hoard the Void Beasts. Although the Void Beasts have a time limit, as long as you stock up first, you can save dozens of them before the war starts. A lot of output is a basic detail.

"Hey, isn't the boss an elite stream?" Miss Starlight Wheel's purple long straight head sticks out from the side of Mo Lan's pliers, pointing to the portal, "Is this the way of the legion stream?"

"I said it." Mo Lan stroked the tentacles and said humbly, "I know a little bit."

Starlight Wheel blinked his eyes with purple colored contact lenses, nodded seriously, turned around and raised the dueling disk hanging in his left hand, unfolded it, drew five cards from the deck, and then drew another card, and started to duel Put the card on the plate.

Mo Lan took the time to understand the gameplay of players with the Yu-Gi-Oh mechanism. When they fight against players with different mechanisms, they adopt a dynamic turn-based system, that is, after entering the combat state, they can play a round every once in a while. Action, in essence, is not much different from a summoner who draws skills every once in a while.

The advantage of this mechanism is that at the beginning of the game, you can get started with multiple cards at once, and it is relatively strong in the opening stage. The disadvantage is that if there are no props to replenish cards or an excellent deck, it is easy to cause insufficient stamina. Therefore, this mechanism is considered A mid- to late-game play.

Just when Mo Lan was about to see how the starlight wheel started her first round, she just glanced at the cards in her hand, and put all five of them on the magic trap area, and then put the last one on the magic trap area. In the monster area, display the defensive position on the inside (put the card horizontally, with the back of the card facing up, the enemy cannot see what the monster is.)

"..." Mo Lan remembered the title of Starlight Wheel [Autistic Master], and thought of the extremely disgusting deck he encountered when playing Yu-Gi-Oh! uncle.

The old man with thinning hair squatted down in a white vest and shorts, tapped his temples, and popped out a pair of high-tech holographic sunglasses. Then seven or eight propeller-driven drones with machine guns hanging below rose up beside him.

Unknowingly, the old man's face became serious. He moved the joystick of the remote control in his hand, and the machine gun drone was suspended in mid-air, aiming at the direction of the gate below from the commanding heights.

As I said before, the battle mechanism of the old man should be a template similar to drone hacking. By manipulating various drones to fight, it matches well with summoning specialization and looks very serious. The only problem is, It is probably because such a set of high-tech equipment is set up with the old man dressed like the fitness king in the community, there is an inexplicable feeling of grass...

As for Brother Dog, Brother Dog is also not idle. He is training with Mizi to further complete the title performance requirements.

The main content is that Mizi took out a bone-shaped Frisbee, threw it out suddenly, and then the dog brother flew out, caught the Frisbee in the air, and then sent it back to get the trainer's loving hug.

As for the use of this training, Mo Lan doesn't know...

Soon, there was only the last minute left before the [enemy] attacked from the gate. Under the command of SABER and St. Louis, the toy cars lined up at the front of the most forward city wall defense line, and stood behind and above the first city wall. It is full of toy soldiers, while the relatively few unicorns are standing on both sides of the city wall, bending over, and the unicorns on the top of their heads accumulate light of different colors, as if they are accumulating power for the attack.

Zaku stood in front of the first city wall on the right, and the wooden swinging snake silently crawled to the back of the second city wall, while the two figurine girls stood on the city wall with five players and fans, waiting quietly With the opening of the first wave of offensive.

In the tense atmosphere, the hands on the clock slowly overlapped with the scarlet.

The next moment, the originally closed door of the house opened with a bang, and a large group of enemies crowded each other, rushed in from behind the door, and rolled towards the defense line!

As for why "rolling"...

Because most of these [enemies] coming in like a wave at this moment... are food packaging bags and drink bottles that have been disassembled, followed by peeled and discarded orange peels that have turned black And banana peels, accompanied by a large number of paper balls, launched an impact on the first line of defense!

That's right, the first batch of [enemies] to attack is the largest of the garbage that humans will create in their lives: food and household garbage.

The enemy of toy figures is the garbage and various sundries in daily life. This setting...has an unexpected sense of harmony.

Under the current ratio, the smallest of these seemingly insignificant garbage is about the size of a player, and when it rolls over, there is an unexpected sense of terror and oppression.

At the same time, the system prompts follow.

"You have entered the first wave of defensive battles. After this battle is over, according to the performance of the players in this wave, performance-based wave rewards will be issued. Please play to your heart's content."

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Like the previous [Snow Country Battle] dungeon, this time, the system also provides players with a reward mechanism that is distributed in waves, similar to the accumulation of military achievements. However, compared with the one in Snow Country, the core rewards of this dungeon have been determined. Relatively speaking, the rewards issued this time will not be as generous as the last time.

This reminder also means that this wave of defensive battles has officially started. The one who moves one step ahead of the players is the owner of this house, the model figure army itself.

The models have obviously fought against such enemies many times without any orders. The toy car troop at the front took the lead and charged in front of these plastic bottle packaging bag peels. The momentum of the [enemy] bumped sideways, and immediately after that, these cars turned back immediately, and drove around sideways, ready for the next collision at any time.

Part of the [enemy] was successfully intercepted, but nearly half of the enemy troops were hiding behind. When the vanguard was blocked, they jumped out from the rear, and slammed into the The crackling sound of the nearest vehicles, plastic shells and toy cars colliding was amplified several times, penetrating into the ears of every player on the defensive line.

The attack methods of these domestic garbage are relatively simple. Plastic bottles simply hit people, and fruit peels and packaging bags try to wrap their bodies around the model, squeeze hard to the inside, and crush the toy into pieces. Although simple, it is impossible. What I deny is that it is quite brutal and effective. Mo Lan's first wave of Void Beasts rushed out with the car. The Void Beasts in the non-enhanced state will explode once they are hit, and the damage is much higher than it looks.

At the same time when the first wave of cars and void beasts mixed together, the unicorns and toy soldiers also shot out at the same time, and began to provide fire suppression for the vanguard formed by the cars. The fighting method of the toy soldiers is very simple. , while unicorns are relatively unique. After accumulating strength, they will condense energy of different colors from their horns and launch them out, attacking the target of the fire like a homing missile.

As the leader, Saber and St. Louis also started to act. Saber untied the cloth wrapped around the long sword in her hand, revealing the almost transparent sword body covered by the wind king barrier. She jumped down, and the Void Beast and the car They rushed to the front line together and danced and shuttled among the enemy lines. If the plastic bottles and fruit peels were not chopped, the force would be quite high.

A semi-floating ship with several naval guns appeared on the side of St. Louis. The artillery raised the elevation angle and bombarded the end of the enemy team at the gate. While avoiding accidental injury, he used his own strength to fire Covered flavors come.

As the largest toy among all the toys present, Zaku lifted off at high speed with the help of the thrusters all over his body. From top to bottom, he pulled out his hand-held cannon from behind, aimed at the enemy's middle and rear, and started strafing. Large and small bullets fell like raindrops, sweeping out a short no-man's belt in the middle of the garbage army, and the output was quite reliable.

The models began to fight, and the players were naturally not idle. The old man moved the joystick with a serious expression, and several machine gun drones surrounded Zaku, assisting it to provide fire support from the air. The [enemy] at this stage does not seem to have any units capable of air defense, and the firepower from the air is the most effective and safest.

Not only that, the old man thought for a moment, then manipulated the joystick again, and a miniature drone, which was much smaller than a machine gun drone and equipped with only one camera, flew out from his side, flying out from a hidden route and heading towards the enemy. Offensive flew out of the gate.

At the same time, Mizi, the miniskirt trainer, patted Brother Dog on the head and pointed forward.

"Come on, wind speed dog, use high-speed movement and flame wheels!"

"Wang Wang!"

As soon as Brother Gou received the order, he immediately jumped off the city wall and rushed towards the battlefield. During the charge, his figure became half-empty and half-real, surrounded by several afterimages, and the flames all over his body Winding around, a fiery wheel-shaped shock wave was ignited, and the afterimages together formed a parallel fiery wave, jumped high, and crashed into the [enemy] team from above.

"boom!"