How Did It Become a River Crab?

Players who bought early daddy cards gather in your personal lobby every morning and call daddy one by one. After coming out, players who bought midday daddy cards come out to call daddy again at noon. After knocking off the front ones and downloading dungeons, do the same at night to ensure that every player You can get a bonus in the whole process when you need it, and then you plan for yourself a time for a single person to download a copy and stagger it with other players to ensure your own income, and then leave 1-2 players to play the ticket book Players are in an emergency, won't the money come soon?But let me tell you first, I have to eat bonuses all the time. "

"I got it, Master." Qiuli Gaojiang nodded movedly and said, "How much do you want?"

"I sold it to you because I can trust you, and because I'm too lazy to play games every day just like going to work. That's like going to jail for me. I can get the money. You can send me the money after renting the genealogy every day depending on your mood." It’s OK to come here, remember it must be an integer.” Mo Lan patted the monk on the shoulder: “Go, the time to make money from genealogy has come!”

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Watching her cheap father and expensive grandson Qiuli Gaojiang leave happily, Mo Lan counted her endless points with her head down, and happily opened the road to [City of Stars]. It's time to take a look at the progress of her orange outfit. And asked Guo Xingcan to take away his magical AK.

Chapter 3.5 begins with a technical summary ([-]K)

When Mo Lan walked through the space passageway with dense security measures again and arrived at Zhang Keke's room, Mo Lan found that she did not drink milk tea, water tower and potato chip mountain in the room, but left Mo Lan with a one-time Star Chaser. The teleportation device inside the city left a message of [Send it when you see it].

Mo Lan pressed the button on the device with pliers, and was immediately enveloped by a burst of golden light pouring down like a waterfall. When the light dissipated, he was already standing on a huge, crystal-like marble brick, In front of the pyramid-shaped translucent white gold-rimmed object, there is a square opening in the center of the [Pyramid], which looks like the feeding port and observation port of a furnace, and also looks like an open service desk. Zhang Keke stood beside the opening, staring at the orange flames surging inside.

Obviously, the thing in front of me is the [Star Chaser Furnace] used to create orange equipment. Before entering the chicken eating dungeon, Zhang Keke took away 15001 endless points from Mo Lan, and put the points and The original embryo was preheated, and Mo Lan came here this time to put other items into the preheated furnace.

Mo Lan walked a few steps closer, and found that there was something similar to a pixel display just above the opening of the furnace, on which a stack of banknotes and a cross-shaped symbol were drawn in a Q-style style, and both symbols exuded The eye-catching golden light, Mo Lan looked at it, one should represent the 15000 endless points he handed over, and the other should represent the raw material [Star Embryo] used to make the orange outfit, and there are several squares formed by dotted lines behind it, Presumably it represents other materials waiting for Mo Lan to put in.

"How is it? Is the preheating over? Can you throw materials in?" Mo Lan asked.

"Don't ask me." Zhang Keke shrugged and said, "Ask it."

"Ah?" Mo Lan was stunned, and turned to look at the display screen above the furnace. A second later, the display screen flickered on and off, and highlighted five large characters with golden light: [Please send it quickly]

"The quality of our Star Chaser's stuff is so low, I'm afraid it's not good?" Mo Lan was shocked, "The quality is almost catching up with the daily conversation in the dormitory."

"The city of Star Chaser was raided once before. At that time, the intruder cast a curse of madness on the furnace. The curse has been cleaned up in the past few years, but the quality of the main control center has declined rapidly due to the previous influence, and it has become like this. The awesome girl spread her hands, took a mouthful of potato chips from the potato chip feeding machine hanging around her neck, and took another sip of the coke sandwiched between her chest, "but luckily it doesn't affect the use, if you have any questions, just ask It will do."

"Okay, Brother Stove, when can I start fighting with my orange equipment?"

【do not understand Chinese?wait a minute]

The orange flames in the furnace surged for a moment, and then spread out to both sides, forming a container-shaped opening that resembled a cradle and somewhat resembled a big mouth.

【Hurry up, move your ass, I will put all the materials in】

Mo Lan spread out the pliers, took out all three [Star Chaser Emblems] from the backpack, threw them into the furnace, and took out the [Strong Levy Emblem] from the backpack. Tank Card Summoner +2], [Pokémon Trainer: Bug Catcher], the purple and blue items, also throw them into the surging bowl of flames.

Afterwards, he took out the [Special Luxury Ball "Bond" +3], and was about to put this thing in, but a second before throwing it in, Mo Lan's pliers suddenly froze, and quickly took the ball back.

"Brother Stove, this thing is bound to the summoned item that I'm about to do the summoned item trial. If I throw it in now, will the bonus be gone?"

【You little crab, you have so many things going on? 】

"Master, I want to dismantle it." Mo Lan turned her head and said.

"I thought about it too." Zhang Keke sighed, and snapped his fingers suddenly: "I remembered what you said, a brother who uses the life department thought the stove was too annoying, so he arranged for the emperor's treatment for it." , installed a talker on it, so that its words can be polished and rebroadcasted.”

"Is there any other use besides making others want to tear it down?" Mo Lan was at a loss.

Zhang Keke didn't answer, and stretched out his hand to press a button written [One-key cool] under the opening of the furnace.

Afterwards, the soft and waxy words of the well-known Japanese voice actor Rie Kugimiya's traditional and old-fashioned arrogant voice came out of the melting pot: "Hmph, don't open this broken button if you have the ability, I hate it!"

"Damn it, it's comfortable!"

Mo Lan couldn't help feeling refreshed, but at the same time, she remembered something again, and turned her head to look at her mentor: "Aren't you afraid that you are also a matchmaker? Don't you think so?"

"The main mechanism of the master is the tactical doll G41 of Girls Frontline, which is also supported by Kuimiya. It is said that she helped provide this voice sample. Do you think I dare to resist..." Zhang Keke shrugged: "And Kuimiya Rie There are [-] voices. This melting pot uses the mixed version of Aisaka Taiga from Dragon and Tiger and Shakuyan Shanari Shana. Tsundere is a classic. It is quite different from our voices, so it doesn’t matter. It's..."

"It's fierce." Mo Lan nodded, turned to the furnace and said, "Sister Stove, do you think I can handle this matter?"

"Why do I have to deal with this kind of thing for you? It's obviously your fault! Hmph..." The furnace snorted softly, and the orange flame inside turned away and looked to the side.

After a few seconds, Huo Huo slowly turned back: "Well, actually, it's not that I can't help you reluctantly."

Sister, it’s too typical, this arrogant taste directly makes people dream back to the 05-15 years when they watched an animation and dared not tell their classmates that they were afraid of being laughed at...

The flame in the opening of the furnace directly squeezed the luxury ball in Mo Lan's hand, and then made a sound of "Hey Hey Hey Puy Puy..." After more than ten seconds, a piece was thrown from the furnace The crystal came out and fell into Mo Lan's pliers.

"This is a temporary bonus collection. All the bonuses for your summons are gathered in it. It is very stable. Thank you very much." The furnace surged.

"Hey, thank you Sister Stove, Sister Stove took care of me!"

"That's right, I didn't do this kind of thing specially for you! It's just casual! You hate it to death, walk away from me, wait a day or two in the city of stars, and just come and get it before entering the copy next time! "

The taste is so right, I have already begun to feel the embarrassment of the old Two-dimensional people...

Forced to recall a wave of classic character designs from the early days of Riman, Mo Lan and Zhang Keke bid farewell, and ran non-stop to the [Life Street], which is also located in the City of Stars, passing through a group of beauties, hungry The user of the life department came to Guo Xingcan's shop [Lao Guo Jia Chang Pao].

As soon as he entered the door, Mo Lan heard a very comfortable dragon chant: "Ah ♂! Here we come!"

Mo Lan took a closer look and saw Guo Xingcan, a bronze-skinned muscular dragon man, was striding forward, his chest was dripping with sweat, his upper body with a huge bust, and his fists clenched tightly, as if he was practicing martial arts, but in front of him was There is a large pressure cooker half the height of a person. At this moment, the lid of the pot is shaking rapidly, emitting colorful steam that forms tentacles in the air.

Accompanied by Lao Guo's angry shout, the lid of the pressure cooker rushed straight into the sky, smashing through the skylight that seemed to have been repaired hundreds of times, and a long object surrounded by wriggling tentacles rushed out of the pressure cooker. When it came out, Lao Guo had quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed it, and directly pressed it into the bubbling oil pool next to him with his left hand. The sound of boiling bubbles was endless, and he was taken out of the oil pool after a while. He slammed on the pan, took a few from the seasoning bottle marked with various magic words that Mo Lan couldn't understand, smashed the bottle in, and picked up the pan directly, like Galen Turn on E, Sonya turns on E, turns on Master, and turns on 1, and it spins up.

After making a big circle, Lao Guo slapped the pan back on the stove, took out the contents with his bare hands, and threw it into an ice pool on the far right, accompanied by the sound of rapid cooling , Lao Guo slowly took out a strangely shaped assault rifle from the pool, and put it on the storage table.

After a long breath, Guo Xingcan turned his head and said to the tripod camera behind him: "Let's start with the technical summary of the AK-47 [Phantom Destroyer] and its variants. First of all, don't wear red underwear when summoning the evil god's retinue. When playing cards with the Soul of the Duelist, there should be no more than two banned cards, and don't mess with their mentality..."

Aww, let's record this video...

Mo Lan knew how annoying it was to be interrupted at the end of the video recording, so she waited on the spot until Guo Xingcan finished explaining all the technical summaries. Finally, the dragon man calmly said, "Have you learned it yet?"

"Understood, thank you teacher! Goodbye, teacher." Guo Xingcan's camera gimbal tilted abruptly, one of the tripods was placed next to the camera to salute, and he turned his head and walked away with small steps on the tripod.

Oh, so it's not recording a video, it's teaching the camera how to cook, Mo Lan, you really are, how can you assume other people's behavior?

After deep reflection, Mo Lan walked up to Guo Xingcan, looked at the AK-47 in his hand, and asked, "Is this the one made for me?"

"Exactly." Guo Xingcan put the Phantom Breaker in front of Mo Lan, and sighed: "It is really labor-intensive to make this thing. It is more troublesome than I thought. The cost price is [-]. I am afraid that the price will be higher." It may have gone up a little bit, but you can rest assured that you are absolutely satisfied with the quality.”

"I'm Kangkang." Mo Lan took the AK-47, and she could tell it was a bit extraordinary just from its appearance.

In general, the appearance of this gun is the same as the skin of AK [Phantom Breaker] in CS-GO (pictured in Chapter 869), but there are two important differences. One is that the tentacles that were originally only painted have changed It has become a real tentacles extending from the gun body, still wriggling, very cool, in addition, there are two card slots embedded in the barrel of the gun body on both sides of the front of the gun body, and Yu-Gi-Oh! The dueling disc slot in is very similar.

These two are different, directly turning this AK from an ordinary painted rifle into a weird weapon like a sacrificial weapon of an evil god, but Mo Lan just happened to like this one, and hurriedly looked at the actual description: [ Phantom Gun Duelist]

Type: [Weapon]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: A special assault rifle built by a lifestyle user [Guo Xingcan] for an unreasonable colleague. It can meet the needs of multiple specializations. It cannot be fired on its own initiative. It has the following effects: [I am also a gun]: the Weapons can be recognized by most of the skills that need to be released with [Cold Weapons: Gun] weapons, and spear skills can be used, and the manifestations will vary according to the effect of the skill.

[Duel Plug-in]: This weapon has four independent card slots, which can replace [Duel Disk], [Battle Instrument], [Card Table] and other equipment to use card items, and can play their role normally.

[Oh, Mr. Tentacle, why did you ejaculate? ]: After the user performs any of the above two effects, [Phantom Duelist] will accumulate 20 assault bullets. When the user removes this weapon from sight, the tentacles on the Phantom Duelist will Automatically assists in aiming and firing firearms to shoot at surrounding high-priority units.

[Phantom Destroyer]: Each shot of this gun has a 35% chance to summon phantom tentacles to strike the target, causing small magic damage. The power of the tentacles can be increased by [Summon Specialization].

Remarks: The one who draws A is not me, but the soldier!

"It's cool!"

Chapter 5 The Witch's Shop ([-]K)

Judging from the data, this weapon has indeed solved Mo Lan's urgent need at the moment. It solves the two problems that his [Lord of the Guns] skills cannot be realized, and the cards inherited from Ma Qiankun cannot be effectively used. The high degree of customization is indeed worthy of the name of Star Chaser Chef... a craftsman.

"You may have noticed that the previously agreed 30 rounds of skill bullets have been reduced to 20 rounds. This is the price paid for the four card slots. As compensation, I try to increase the summoning rate of tentacles as much as possible. 10%, the effect should be pretty good." Guo Xingcan picked up the apron from the side and tied it, and sat down, and then spit out a few mouthfuls of hot air, obviously, making this item made him very tired Enough.

"Thanks for your hard work, how much do you charge?" Mo Lan put the Phantom Gun Duelist into his backpack, and stretched his clamps to his endless point account: "An integer is fine."

Just by looking at it, anyone can understand how much effort it takes to change an ordinary AK into this one. Mo Lan has no interest in negotiating with others in this situation. I wiped my sweat with my hands and calculated: "As I said before, the cost price is 11000, which includes all the materials needed. Usually, I personally charge about [-] processing fees at this price, including the cost for my stove. Energy consumption, extra modification effort, brand premium, operation difficulty, etc. I have enough confidence in my level, and I have a clear conscience at this price.

But you are your own crab, the brand premium naturally does not exist, and you also gave a [Electric Energy] as a deposit before, plus you are Zhang Keke's apprentice, and it is the first mission performance in the player Star Chaser The best few, due to various factors, I only charge one-third of the processing fee of two thousand, and the total price is thirteen thousand, and after removing the price of your electric anger before, I will give you a higher price, give me Ten thousand is enough, about two thousand more than what was said before. I'm sorry, but I really didn't expect the cost to be so much. "

"Small problem." Mo Lan didn't think the price was too expensive. After all, even the system had written [unreasonable colleague] in the effect column to come to Yin Yang's own level of weapons. Lao Guo's quotation was not too much. Ten thousand After the points were handed over to Lao Guo, Mo Lan glanced back at the [-] deposit, then turned around and asked, "Boss Guo, is there anything you can recommend in Bikini Beach that sells various mechanical technology modification materials?"

After taking the gun, the next thing Mo Lan has to do is to go to the largest market in endless space [Bikini Beach] to buy resources for the little old car and the little brother. The little old car needs the hammerhead shark Hamul brother The various materials required in the blueprint are reborn with the help of the mechanical modification factory, and the little brother needs to purchase some new abilities to cope with the next promotion test.

Now that she is already a member of the largest faction in Endless Space, Mo Lan naturally hopes to use her contacts to find suitable stores from Lao Guo and Hamur, so as to improve the efficiency of shopping and the quality of resources.

"Oh, to put it bluntly, it's a store of technology-side product materials such as mechs, mechanical beasts, and mechanical arms..." Guo Xingcan thought for a while: "After you enter the bikini beach, go directly to the fixed store area to search for [Witch's Private Goods and Goods] , just ask the owner directly, you can report me or the name of the shark next door, and I can give you a little discount."

"That name sounds magical, doesn't it?"

"Ham, there's a fucking science in endless space? It's all different manifestations of endless points. There is no distinction between the technology side and the magic side. The things she has are carefully selected and versatile. The price It will be a bit more expensive, but the quality is definitely worth it.”

Mo Lan thought so, and immediately bid farewell to Lao Guo, happily hugging the Phantom Gun Duelist whose tentacles were swaying, opened the built-in teleportation system of Star Chasing City, and headed towards Bikini Beach.

Perhaps because Bikini Beach is a hall world controlled by Star Chasers, the space channel from New Star Chaser City to Bikini Beach is not far away. Within two minutes, Mo Lan fell from the blue beam of light and came to In a huge hemispherical hall.

Mo Lan looked up, and above his head was a gorgeous dome carved out of glass of different colors to look like a coral cluster. Looking up through the dome, he could see schools of fish swimming back and forth in the air, and countless bubbles flowed from Mo Lan's feet. It rises slowly from the cracks in the glass bricks, and it looks exactly like the bikini beach in "SpongeBob SquarePants".

And inside the hall, apart from the expected ghosts and snakes who are about to embark on a shopping trip like himself, there are also large promotional panels of various colors suspended in the air, like a mirage, but very clear. Mo Lan looked at it , is the publicity of various stores and activities.

[Big Mushroom Maid Café opens today. Welcome all plant-based compatriots to come and have fun. On the first day, you can enjoy free Egg Rice Sprayed by Big Mushrooms! 】

[The lucky draw for glasses for the transformation of Otto Saiwen starts today, and you only need a little endless points to participate in the lucky draw. If you are interested, please go to the booth area for further consultation! 】

[Blue/Jian R/Jian C series ship equipment enhancement kit, high quality and low price, welcome to contact! 】

[This week is the week of the stand-in messenger!The beach official will hold the Blind Box, the JOJO Outrageous Contest, at the event plaza at [-]:[-] noon world time. The latest batch of road rollers with deformation effects produced by [Soul of Steel] are available for purchase. There are also interesting skills for sale such as summoning the plane piloted by Erqiao, summoning Dongfang Jousuke and forcing the opponent to humiliate his hairstyle, welcome to buy! 】

Good guy, the 1 yuan lottery has been drawn out...

Mo Lan looked around at the notice above her head, and saw an advertisement in a corner that was not inconspicuous, but it really took a careful look to find it. She wrote down the storefront on the advertisement, turned her head and walked towards the store area .

All the way ignoring those who came to sell them, the dating agency who introduced crab wives, and the users of the cooking department who came to ask the price, Mo Lan went out from the army of solicitors who were as hungry and thirsty as they used to live on the street, and it took a lot of money. It was only with the strength that he successfully reached the store area. This area looks very similar to the bikini beach town in "SpongeBob SquarePants". There are many shops, the total number is likely to exceed a thousand, and a large number of users are shopping in it, which is extremely lively.

With this level of store density, it is very troublesome to find a specific store by walking, but obviously, Bikini Beach, which has been built by users and has been in operation for many years, will not even consider this issue. Portable transmission devices are installed at the entrance of the store area and at various intersections inside. You can enter the searched store name and send it directly. It is also equipped with intelligent store search and recommendation functions, which is very user-friendly.

In fact, with the ability of the users, it is completely possible to directly stack the store area in a small area by means of endless points, rely on teleportation magic to directly enter the pocket space for shopping, or simply link a space channel for the whole process of takeaway .

The reason why such a very life-oriented method is still used, according to what Zhang Keke said in the previous chat, is because users need this kind of comfort to relax and immerse themselves in the joy of shopping. , always happy.Any boy who says he doesn't like shopping will show his true colors when he goes to a figure store, a game store, and a model store.

Enter [Witch's Private Goods and Goods] in the store search name, and the moment Mo Lan pressed the teleport button, she was teleported to the front of a two-storey wooden house. The wooden house was decorated with a Halloween atmosphere. The cobwebs, spiders, and crows are all available, and the wooden structure has been treated with old age, but because all the decorations are in brightly colored Q-versions, this cabin does not look gloomy, but has a kind of unique feeling in the cold winter. A warm feeling like a log cabin with a fire.

Mo Lan glanced at the sign, and after confirming that she had gone the right way, she opened the door and walked into the room.

The room is Bigger than the outside, which is much more spacious than it looks from the outside. The overall layout is not much different from the grocery store Mo Lan has been to, except that a few sets of tables and chairs are placed in the corner opposite the window. It exudes radiance ranging from white to purple, more than half of which Mo Lan has never heard of. Just as Mo Lan's Void Eye and Desert Rose Wild Area were looking for a blind monk and blinded both eyes, a slim figure in black walked slowly from two The stairs to the second floor went down.

It was a tactical doll from "Girls Frontline", named [Spring Field]. Mrs.], together with Mrs. R, Mrs. Lexington, Mrs. B, Mrs. Guanghui, and Mrs. C, Mrs. Xianghe, are also known as the four major wives, and their popularity has always been very high.

The Chuntian in front of me is wearing a witch long skirt with her Halloween series skin [Classical Witch]. Her low-heeled pointed leather shoes rattled on the ground, and she walked up to layer.

"Welcome, what do you need..." The beauty raised her eyebrows under the brim of the witch's hat, paused for a moment when she looked at Mo Lan, and then showed a gentle smile: "Welcome, Mr. Mo Lan."

"You know me?" This time it was Mo Lan's turn to be stunned. He was just about to announce his family name and bring out the names of Brother Hamur and Old Guo to find some discounts, but he didn't want to be recognized by the other side .