I Just Want to Be an Ordinary Writer

Shan Chengxian blinked, put the messy thoughts in his head to the back, and went downstairs to the kitchen to get a cake - fortunately, there is still stock at home, many people are weird today, Shan Chengxian really doesn't want to go out.

Speaking of which everyone is weird...

"Oops!"

Shan Chengxian remembered!

His room is full of "treasures"!

Don't think about it, it's not "that" treasure, but some limited figures and car models, etc...

'It's alright, it's alright, Mrs. Kuan is so good-natured, maybe she's just playing around with it...'

'It's alright, um, absolutely alright! '

Shan Chengxian repeatedly comforted himself in his heart, but carried the cake and ran to the room as fast as he could.

"Kuantai!"

Shan Chengxian pushed open the door and went in, his eyes widened immediately.

His eyes swept over every detail of the figure, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Although unfortunately, his toy is still passive, but fortunately... unscathed.

"Here, cake."

Shan Chengxian took the cake out of the delicate carton and stretched out his hand towards Kuantai: "Don't Kuantai want to eat cake? Eat the cake first? Can you give me this toy first?" - In short, save the figure first !

Kuan Tai stared at Shan Chengxian for a while, and seemed to be reluctant to play with the figure for a while, then nodded and shoved the figure into Shan Chengxian's hand.

'fine...'

'Fortunately, Kuan Tai is very obedient'

Shan Chengxian breathed a sigh of relief, if Kuan Tai was like those arrogant children in the Twitter thread... Shan Chengxian would have to commit suicide - seriously.

Wait a moment.

Something seems wrong.

Shan Chengxian lowered his head and spread out his hand, looking at the figure in his hand.

"clatter,"

The figure's hand fell on the low table and bounced up slightly.

"......hand.."

Lost.

Shan Chengxian felt that he was about to suffocate: "Kuantai, you..."

"Ok?"

Kuan Tai looked at Shan Chengxian with no idea, and then his eyes fell on the small, figurative hand on the table: "Because Kuan Tai wanted to talk to the hand, but just wanted to talk to the hand, so I took it down. ." Kuanta's words sounded righteous.

To reiterate.

Shan Chengxian's temper has always been very good.

But at this moment, he is really very!Very! !Want to get angry! ! !

But looking at Kuan Tai's ignorant gaze, Shan Chengxian again...

He took a deep breath and asked with a forced smile, "Why does Kuanta have something to say to Shou?"

- Rather, why only hands?

Shan Chengxian realized that now, compared to the figure, his little cousin seemed to reveal some not-so-good tendencies.

I broke the figure's hand because I wanted to talk only to the hand?

It's not that Shan Chengxian is too imaginative, but that all those who eventually develop big problems will show some special ... preferences in their childhood.

"Because mom said it's normal to talk with hands!"

Kuanta was still so righteous, stared at by those almost pure eyes, Shan Chengxian once wondered if he was making a big fuss.

"Mama said that? Did Aunt Yoshida say that?"

"Yes!" Kuanta nodded solemnly, and his round head shook: "I saw a big brother talking to his hand in the hospital before! Later, later...I asked my mother! Mom said it was normal!"

"Big brother? Talk to your hands?" Shan Chengxian felt a little confused: "Is that so?"

He opened his palms, lowered his head and muttered a few words to his hands, then raised his head and looked at Kuanta with questioning eyes.

"Oh no."

Kuanta shook his head, feeling that there was a real problem with this cousin's comprehension ability.

He stretched out his small hand to pick up the table that belonged to the figure, and the very small hand shook: "You are talking to someone else's hand! He looks very serious and happy!"

In an instant, goosebumps crawled all over the body from the back of Shan Chengxian.

If he understands correctly...

Kanta witnessed a certain pervert who had a hand fetish and even took action, and then Aunt Yoshida misunderstood Kanta's meaning and said something like "that kind of behavior is normal", which led to the current situation?