My Sister is the Six Paths Immortal

Saitama looked at Hamura blankly, "I always feel... your thoughts are very subtle!"

"It's not your turn to talk."

Hamura looked up at him, then set his eyes on the bag on the coffee table, "What is this?"

"Bok cabbage, cabbage, I'm going to eat hot pot today."

Saitama was in high spirits, but the next moment, he showed a bit of anger, "Speaking of which! Today I went to the supermarket to buy cabbage, and when I paid, the cashier actually said that my money was counterfeit! Attitude! It's too bad, and in the end, there's no other way, and you asked me to exchange the [-] yuan bills you gave me! I'm so angry!"

Saitama, who was annoyed by the bad attitude of the cashier and felt unbalanced by the exchange of ten-thousand-dollar bills, suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing in front of her face, and then found that Hanamura did not know how to bring his face close, staring at him with hatred. he.

"Uh, that..."

"Did you use coins?"

"Eh...how did you know?"

Saitama scratched his cheeks, his eyes twinkling.

"Didn't I tell you to use banknotes to buy things in the future? Coins have long been eliminated, do you understand?"

"Ah? Has the coin been eliminated? I never knew, when did it happen?"

"Remember it clearly. The coins have been eliminated by me. Remember to use the banknotes for me in the future."

"Yes... I remember it!"

Saitama was almost slumped on the table by a local tyrant, and nodded quickly.

"Speaking of eating hot pot, did you only buy cabbage?"

When Hamura opened the bag, there was only a solitary Chinese cabbage inside.

"Yes, hot pot can't be without cabbage!"

"What about the meat?"

"..." Saitama scratched his cheeks, and then fell to his knees in despair, "I didn't think of it for a while, I am also rich now, and I thought I only had a few thousand yen in my pocket, so I didn't think about buying it. Meat! Damn it, can't I eradicate the evil nature of my poverty!"

"You guy..."

Hamura dragged his chin and glanced at him, knocked on the table, and then stood up, "Forget it, I'll go buy it."

"Yes, go all the way."

Saitama happily watched as Hamura opened the door and left.

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dong dong dong.

There was a knock on the door, and Saitama opened the door, looked at the blond transformation man standing outside, and said solemnly: "Are you really here? Uh..."

"My name is Genos, Saitama-sensei."

Genos replied seriously.

"Can you stop calling me teacher?"

"master!"

"Not even master!"

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When Hamura came back with the meat, he saw the severely damaged street outside the building, as well as the severed limbs and arms.

"The House of Evolution is here! Damn Saitama! Why don't you wait for me to come back and take care of these weirdos!"

"That guy, he killed the Beastmaster so easily, without even a slight injury, it's really scary! Why are there such scary humans..."

Under the building, there was a gorilla with a broken limb.

Hamura remembered that this was the third strongest armored gorilla in the House of Evolution. Because he took the initiative to admit his cowardice, he took a picture of the unfathomable strength of the Bald Demon King, and honestly explained the matter of the House of Evolution, and was able to save his life.

By the way, this guy is also a ghost-level weirdo~~~

Holding the tin cane, Hamura walked over.

Hearing the movement, the armored gorilla squinted and pursed his mouth tightly, looking at Hamura with a majestic look.

"Human, hello human, I'm an armored gorilla, a docile weirdo who wants to have a good relationship with humans, please give me more advice."

To Hamura's astonishment, the armored gorilla suddenly changed his face and said kindly.

"Don't you want to kill me? I'm just an ordinary human."

Hamura came over and looked down at the gorilla whose mechanical limbs were completely amputated.

"Ordinary humans..."

The gorilla silently looked at the young man whose back was facing the sun, and the front facing it was a shadow, condescending, expressionless, exuding an inexplicable sense of oppression, and cold sweat broke out on his face.

"Humans are so scary!!"

"How could that be? Why would I want to kill you? I've never killed anyone! Not a single one! I'm an absolutely docile remodeler! My wish is to serve humanity and bring happiness to people!"

The armored gorilla hurriedly opened his mouth and said a lot. He didn't know why, but he had a premonition that if he didn't explain it quickly, he would be destroyed in the next moment.