I, the Stand-in, Kamen Rider

One day, Uva was fiddling with electronic equipment from nowhere.

At this time, a hand covered his eyes.

"Guess who I am?" Illuso said, covering Uva's eyes.

Uva: "Assi, who is it? (touching hands) Such a smooth hand, it must be Jiatou."

Illuso: "If you're joking, I'll break your neck."

Uva: "Of course I'm joking~"

Iluso: "Then, let's guess now~"

Uva: "..."

Illuso: "Ah, are you asleep?"

Uva: "Yeah, the High was too late last night, it's really interesting to carry that snake into the coffin."

Illuso: "Answer now?"

Uva: "What's the problem?"

Iluso: "What else, who am I?"

Uva: "That goes without saying, of course he is my good brother."

Illuso: "Look at the crazy brain of this honest worm."

Uva: "Brother, let go, I feel like I'm going to see the devil who persecuted me again."

Iluso: "Who is the good brother?"

Uva: "What kind of Diablo-like words is that, who else can a good brother..."

Iluso: "Shut up and tell me your name."

Uva: "...for help Lishen Roar."

Iluso: "Li Shenhou is on the side dishing walnuts and won't talk to you."

Uva: "Do you really think I don't know?"

Iluso: "Don't play tricks, you honest worm."

Uva: "Are you doubting me now?!"

Iluso: "Is it so difficult to say a name?"

Uva: "It's not about the name, it's about our trust!"

Iluso: "What, let's go to the end, I bet with my right thumb that you don't know my name, what do you want to bet?"

Uva: "...do you have to see blood?"

Iruso: "Are you scared?"

Uva: "It's not me but you who are cowardly!"

Iluso: "Hahahahahahaha, look at the stubbornness of this honest worm."

Uva: "Give you one last chance, let go!"

Iluso: "I gave you the last chance, right~"

Uva: "There is no way to turn back if this continues, is it really going to be like this!?"

Iluso: "Okay, that's exactly what I want. Today you will definitely be dragged by me to carry the coffin with the barbarian!"

Uva: "On the count of three we simultaneously say what was the first thing we ever did together!"

Iluso: "Hahahahahaha, that's the only thing you can think of, cute guy."

Uva: "If you dare, send yourself to the Joker!"

Iluso: "Stop playing tricks, let's get started!"

Uva: "1."

Illuso: "2."

Uva: "..."

Illuso: "Pray for nia?"

Uva: "Before I go, let me say one more thing."

Iruso: "Say."

Uva: "The coffee is really bad, Evolto."

Iluso: "...you guessed wrong, you idiot!"

(Gaba)

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"Pfft, it turns out that Ah Xiu did this kind of thing back then."