The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

However, it was the moment when he frantically brushed the word "fuck" in his heart, and followed his super daddy's wishes to lie down on the pillow at the head of the bed!

He couldn't care less about observing the surrounding environment at all, his naturally drooping elbow accidentally hit the volume of one of the remote controls that his father put on the side of the pillow to control the TV and DVD. On the plus and minus keys...

And then, in the next moment, his father, who had always been calm since he came home, finally couldn't calm down at this moment...

{oh~oh~oh~Come on baby~oh~oh! Come! ...}

"Fucking brat! Look what you did?!"

"Me?! What did I do?! I didn't do anything! It's obviously your fault, old man! Who told you to put the remote control next to my pillow!"

"Stop talking nonsense, and quickly lower the volume! Hurry up! If your mother and your girlfriend next door hear us, both father and son have to go see Max, his old man!!!"

"Don't rush me, I'm looking for the mute button on the remote!!! MD hasn't watched TV in years!!!"

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Chapter 17 Chapter [-] Sword Spirit!

In the end, with the joint efforts of Chen Zixuan and his son, two pairs of remote control mute buttons were working together to find a job!

The funny father and son were eventually caught by the two women from the next door...

As for the result of being caught...

"Dad..."

"what?"

"The two of us now share weal and woe as father and son, don't we?"

"Yeah~ what do you want to express to me?"

"Then why am I being treated like kneeling on the keyboard and you are being treated like kneeling on the washboard?"

In the living room at home...

Both of them have been caught out of the bedroom, pinching their ears and knelt in front of two women, one big and one small, in front of Chen Zixuan and his son, Chen Zixuan, who is the son, asked such a question from just now when he and his father were watching a movie. The question I've been trying to figure out since I caught it...

And as Chen Zixuan's father, a middle-aged man who has many years of experience kneeling on the washboard in front of his wife couldn't help showing his son the innocent question he was asking. A disdainful smile.

"Hmph! Thanks to the fact that you are already an adult in your twenties, why don't you understand such a simple thing?"

Seeing the look of disdain his father showed towards him, the corners of Chen Zixuan's eyes couldn't help but began to twitch.

"...Understand what?"

"Neither your mother nor I know how to use a keyboard! You're not the one we used to type on a tablet when we were at home!"

"...Then why don't you kneel down on the clipboard?"

"Stop making trouble! That thing costs two hundred yuan a piece, it's very expensive! It's a pity to kneel to pieces~ Besides, there is no washboard on the writing board, which can feel the obvious sharp edges and corners when you kneel on it Kneeling hard?"

When Chen Zixuan's father explained this historical and traditional issue to Chen Zixuan, what he said was vivid and well-founded, which immediately convinced Chen Zixuan who was still doubtful about this matter!

After looking down at the keyboard under his knees, he nodded thoughtfully and said.

"It's really... Kneeling on the writing board is not as painful as kneeling on the washboard... Hearing Dad say that, I feel a lot more balanced..."

"Isn't it~"

"...You guys, are you done talking?"

At the moment when Chen Zixuan and his father were still discussing the things under their knees with the mentality of academic exchange, Chen Zixuan's mother's voice suddenly appeared in the conversation between their father and son, which only belonged to men!

It completely shattered the philosophical ideas of the father and son who wanted to continue the discussion, and made Miss Heizi who was standing beside him afraid to say more!

【... Such a strong aura, is this the power of the strongest head of Chen Zixuan's family? !It really is an existence that is too terrifying to be an enemy of!So scary~]

In her heart, Miss Heizi made such a high evaluation of the woman in front of her who forced the two elders in the family to come to two Japanese-style dochizas!

It's just that Chen Zixuan's mother is very popular, but she is not a psychic superpower at the Academy City Traveler Center like her Miss Heizi, so she has no way of knowing what her youngest daughter-in-law has said to her. It can be said that it is full of evaluations as if humans are in awe of nature!

Instead, continue to point the sharp spearhead at the father and son who are presenting in front of the world in the standard Japanese-style Dogeza posture!

"I said you are an old man! As a father, if you don't teach your son well, you will just pass on these filthy things to the child! You are a dead old man who is not right on the beam, right?"

For Chen Zixuan's socialist father, Chen Zixuan's mother gave such a criticism that can be called thorny everywhere!

And in the face of his wife's criticism!This old bean Chen Zixuan, who is called "Beam of Injustice", couldn't help showing some kind of greatness that can be called Western capitalism's insistence on the idea of ​​​​occupation of the international financial market at the moment when he was obediently being scolded by his wife. idea!

The hands that were beginning to look old stood on the ground with the heroic spirit of meaningless sacrifice for the belief, took the opportunity to stand up, and refuted loudly to his wife!

"What do you mean the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, old woman?! I am teaching my son to be enlightened, okay?! You see, this kid is already twenty-three years old! He will be twenty-four in a few days after the new year! The old man next door Wang’s grandson is almost learning how to make soy sauce! Luckily, he hasn’t shown us a marriage certificate yet! By the way, you’ve been talking about letting Xiaoxuan bring his wife home these years. Are you still worried that he has not allowed you to hold a grandson?! Don’t show him these very educational films! How can he comprehend in his heart the kind of things our old Chen’s men show when they face difficulties and women? Made it! Only belongs to Haojilang of the Celestial Dynasty [Spirit of Bright 'Sword']!"

"Shut up! Who allowed you to get up?!"

"Oh..."

Following Chen Zixuan's mother's gaze full of evil spirits, he got up from the washboard and took the opportunity to move his knees on the washboard, and Chen Zixuan's father immediately gave another speech. He knelt down in front of his wife...

It's just that his fierce speech made Miss Heizi, who was standing beside Chen Zixuan's mother, who was so overwhelmed by the aura around her, who had been afraid to speak, showed a look of doubt at this moment.

"...Brighten the 'sword' spirit?"