The Metamorphosis System Makes Me the Protagonist

"Isn't this nonsense? Which woman can't think about it and would find such a man? Does this mean that she thinks she has lived too long and wants to be pissed off directly?!"

"True Straight Man of Steel! End of determination!"

"Chen An: I rely on my strength alone, why are you laughing at me?!"

"Oh, you bad guys, you don't have any sympathy at all. I'm sorry for my little baby Yanyan, yo yo yo, look at her, she's so angry, her mouth is so high, it hurts!"

"No way, he asked for it himself! Knowing that a woman can't seduce my Brother An, he still has to try it himself! This is called self-inflicted evil!"

"That's right, give up, it's impossible for a woman to tease my An'an! I, An'an, only like men!"

"Fuck off! You are not welcome in this live broadcast room now, so get out of the way and go to the live broadcast room of Li Ziwei and Wang Leshan!"

"Little daughter-in-law Yanyan, tease me, I'm so teasing! Just one look from you, I can go up and move myself!"

"Brother upstairs, stop dreaming! Even if I, Brother An, don't want her, a woman like Ren Caiyan won't be your turn!"

"Tch, what's so good, it's not as old as me! My husband likes me, and he won't like this little Jianhua, huh!"

"Fart! Are you slandering you! My little baby Yanyan is just too big and not obvious!"

"Admit it, it's an airport! Not even two nails!"

"Upstairs to die!"

"Give up! You can only talk about it, I am my boyfriend's true love! Every time he says, if his legs are not weak, he won't let him get out of bed! Hmph!"

"Stop dreaming, you coquettish little bastards! My fiancé won't like you! He likes people like her, huh!"

"Nimma, are you still humming?! Who do you want to be disgusted to death?! When you say this, can you hang the beard on your face first? I will scratch it!"

"Who are you talking about? Who has a beard?! Do you think I'm a crook like you?! She's a pure woman, the kind with 36D long legs!"

"I said I was a Victoria's Secret supermodel when I was riding a horse! There was a split at the bottom of the neck! Video chat if you have the ability! Let me see that you don't have that thing under you, and I will believe it!"

"Video is video, hum! She is a girl!"

"Just talk but don't practice fake moves! Go around, add me on WeChat, if it's true, I'll call you Mama!"

"Let's go!"

"..."

"Here, where is the person?!"

"I am? Are you really going?"

"My mother, can I still play like this?!"

"Ahem, cough, actually, I don't believe you are women either! You have the ability to make a video!"

"Fuck you! She is not a woman, she is a pure man!"

"...I'll give you a lung!"