"After going ashore in a while, I'll find a place to exchange gems for money, and then we'll live here secretly. Don't tell anyone, lest the enemy come to you."
After being warned by the fox demon, Squad Leader Hanhan dare not trust anyone except Xiaoqing and the train king. There may be spies and traitors in the family. It would be dangerous if the whereabouts of the little fox were exposed.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah...? (Then how long are we going to stay here?)"
"I know you are uglier than me, don't need to emphasize~"
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...!"
"I'm sorry I didn't hear clearly just now, time... at least until my dear recovers. You found that one of the gems on my clothes is enough for us to live for a few months, and we can't die of hunger. But now the only thing I don't feel at ease It’s the local monsters. I’ve heard that the number of Onmyojis here is small, and the area where the monsters live is not divided, so the monsters are rampant. We don’t have spiritual power now, so don’t go out after night.”
"Don't worry, I will protect you well. As long as I have enough motivation, I will still be a powerful existence even if I don't have demonic power!" The train king floating on the water promised, patted his chest.
"Don't be too careless, there are Gundams in this place, Ultraman little monsters and so on can be taken out at random, and they are all tens of thousands of tons, you can't beat them."
Knowing the world from movies, TV dramas and anime, Squad Leader Hanhan thinks that the United States and Neon are definitely the most troubled countries in the world. One is busy fighting aliens to save the world every day, and the other is invaded by monsters every day... Most people will definitely think that this is a fake, it's a show.
But that is in the normal world, but in the world where there are monsters and monsters, there are nine-tailed foxes in myths and legends, what things and what can't happen in the past.
"I see, I'll be quiet and not cause trouble."
"Let's live some daily life...I'm tired of fighting and killing all the time." Squad leader Han Han raised her head and sighed, she also wanted to live a normal life for a while.
After landing on the shore, it can be seen from the text that this is indeed Japan. They are right, although they don’t have passports...but as long as they have money, they can still do a lot of things well. Squad leader Han rented a small private house at five times the price, and planned to settle down here for a short time.
"Here, this is the name you called here. It was a false certificate that was paid for, but you can't check it online. It will be exposed, but it's okay to deal with the roadside inspection."
"Ah, oh, oh, oh!"
"Why? I'm not satisfied, what a good name! Mei Chuan Kuzi."
"Ah, oh, oh, oh!"
"What do you say my name is? Sakula... the most common Japanese name. Anyway, the name is just a code name. The important thing is to see how you live. Starting today, we will start living in a foreign country. How do you want it? Have a drink to celebrate?"
"Ah! (Of course!)
Afterwards, Xiaoqing went shopping, while the class leader Hanhan and the train king did decorations at home and took care of the little fox.
As for why Xiaoqing was asked to do hard work, it was because she couldn't speak, and pretending to be a deaf-mute could avoid the discovery of her accent problem.
"The Japanese also eat hot pot. I think they put the ingredients in the pot and cook it out in one pot, unlike where we eat and simmer at the same time."
Xiaoqing bought the ingredients for the hot pot, high-grade snowflake beef and two bottles of local sake. Squad leader Hanhan thought it was the liquor here, so he poured a little into the quilt curiously and tasted it with his tongue.
"What is this? Water? Why doesn't it taste at all? It's better with beer... Oh? What is this, an egg pancake? It's a thick pancake... Hey...the taste is sweet, and there is sugar in the egg! Isn't this a waste of ingredients! Often this pancake fruit is filled with cream and fruit...shortbread! Fried dough sticks! Spicy sticks! And why is the hot pot base also sweet? You can't find something salty for me Is something back?"
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! (Eating too much salty food is not afraid of high blood pressure! Only sweets are king!)
"Fuck you, you'll get diabetes if you eat too much sweets! You don't eat sweets at all, you heretic don't waste these ingredients. If you like sweets, go eat cakes!"
Squad leader Hanhan can’t stand cooking with sugar the most. She likes braised pork and hates pot-packed meat. She can eat three big bowls of rice with pot-packed meat in salty and greasy soup, but she can eat it in sugar-coated pot buns. She couldn't even swallow a bite of the meat.
The same is true for tofu nao. She has no way of understanding why someone adds sugar to tofu nao. Can it still be eaten?
"Ah, right... (Your brain consumes sugar, and you are a fool without sweets!)"
"Hmph, you'll die if you don't eat salt!"
Squad leader Hanhan and Xiaoqing are fighting each other, neither will let the other, and they keep finding reasons for their own party.
"I said, what are you two arguing about? I really don't understand..."
A guy like the train king who can even eat steel and concrete has no idea what the two of them are entangled in.Is it really that important which one tastes better, sweet or salty?
"You don't understand, it's like sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings, or tofu brains... It's not just my personal competition, it represents our entire group, the entire region. If you admit defeat, it is to admit that we are in the heart The delicious food is not as good as theirs!"
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"Be careful! She's going to breathe fire again!" Hanhan just yelled out the words in her mouth when a fist-sized golden flame flew over, flew past her head, hit the wall behind, and instantly It was directly burned into nothingness.
"Oh my god! It's almost over..." Squad leader Han Han wiped the cold sweat off her brow, feeling that before she could take a breath while her head was still there, a wind blade cut towards her.
A month has passed, the little fox has gone through the molt period and has completely turned into a black coal ball. Now he rarely sleeps, and is as curious and active as a newborn baby, especially when he finds that he has strange abilities, and often uses these abilities To play tricks on Hanhan and the others.
"Hold on, Hanhan, the master's ability can only be used for a few minutes, and then it will be exhausted. Now the time is almost up."
The train king lay tightly on the ground, the floor tiles under her body were crushed by her, the surrounding gravity increased several times for some reason, but thinking about it, it might be the little fox's ability, but he has never used it before .
"Aww!" The little fox excitedly threw the fireball wind blade at Squad Leader Hanhan, the frequency was not fast, and he didn't deliberately aim at the vital point, as if he wanted to see Squad Leader Hanhan fleeing in embarrassment.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiaoqing was even more miserable than squad leader Hanhan. She was bound by an invisible force and her body was hoisted high. Spin continuously in the air.
"Honey, let's change the game! This, this is not fun!" Just after being drenched in water and blown dry by the strong wind, it is fortunate that Squad Leader Hanhan is in good health. If it were someone else, he might have been tossed and fell ill.
However, in order to take care of the little fox, Squad Leader Han Han also made a lot of sacrifices. Her waist-length hair has long been cut short by Han Han, otherwise the long and short sections would be very ugly, but now it looks much refreshed .
"Aw... Aw..." Perhaps because he was tired from playing, the little coal ball slapped and withdrew the demonic power from his body.This is also thanks to being in Japan. If it was in China, it would have been noticed by those big monsters who spied on the power of Nine Tails.
"Ah!" Losing the shackles of the strength around her body, Xiaoqing suddenly fell from the midair and fell hard to the ground.
"Cough cough cough... It's finally over, and it almost flattened my chest." The train king crawled out of the pit in human form. She weighed at least a few hundred catties in her current state. If it was ten times the weight, it would be several A thousand catties of oppression, but this is nothing to her.With a little bit of strength, she can still move under this kind of gravity, after all, the power is tens of tons... But she dare not...
"My waist...I didn't expect to take care of children so hard, I don't even want to have children, but if my dear insists, then it's not impossible~"
Squad leader Han Han walked up to the little fox and lightly hung the tip of its nose. After molting, the little fox was completely different in color from before. The fur turned black and was not as long as before. Like rolling over.
"Ah..."
"Who said women can't do it? In this world where demons and ghosts are rampant, men and women can be interchanged, and what else is impossible."
Squad leader Hanhan sat on the sofa holding the small briquettes, and then began to count how much money was left on hand.
"Do you know that if we continue at this rate of consumption, we will have no more money in two months."
"Ah!? Ahhhhhhh!"
"You don't know how expensive firewood and rice are if you are not in charge! I didn't expect the prices here to be so expensive. A watermelon would cost hundreds of yuan. Actually, this is not the most important thing. You can see that the walls and furniture in the room are almost destroyed. I’m going to buy it later or find someone to repair it, which is not a small expense.”
Relying on the diamonds inlaid on their clothes, Squad Leader Hanhan and the others lived a decent life here, but they probably underestimated the prices here. If they want to live without income and spend lavishly, they won't last long.
"Ah..."
"I also know that there is no way to go on like this, and I can't ask my family for help now. The only way is to go to work. Fortunately, with my extraordinary wisdom, the language here has been practiced very well."
Taking out the recruitment newspaper that he had prepared long ago, he originally wanted to sell Xiaoqing as a coolie, but I am afraid that such a stupid person should not be tricked into a kiln again. After thinking about it, it is safer to work by himself.
"Train King, please help me find out if there are any occupations with higher wages."
"Understood!" After receiving the order, the train king seriously picked up a newspaper and read it. Although the robot train king was relatively straight-headed and dull, he had the ability of photographic memory, which allowed her to master the language here in the first place.
"A daily salary of [-], an underwear model, young and beautiful women with a bust above D."
"What kind of underwear model, this is the kind of occupation that people can touch! I can't imagine that someone will openly recruit..."
Squad leader Hanhan glanced at the recruitment information and felt that something was wrong. After staying here for a while, he almost understood the local customs and customs. Even the squad leader Hanhan who had been a pervert was a little hard to accept.
"What are you doing? Why can't I understand?"
"It's best if you don't understand, children don't ask too much."
"Hi! I'm over a hundred years old, older than your grandma's mother, you call me a child?"
"Too lazy to care about you..."
Squad leader Hanhan gave the train king a blank look, then lowered his head and continued to look at the newspaper, looking for nothing but salesmen, waiters and the like were the most, but the wages were too low to cover the expenses at all.
Hanhan doesn't have the ability to be a social animal, but with her brute strength, she can be a gang killer...
"Is there no work to carry cement here? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Ah..." Xiaoqing saw that the squad leader Hanhan and the others couldn't help, so she turned around and picked up the remote control to turn on the TV, and her favorite animation was about to start.
"We are cat girls! In order to save my father's pet shop that was on the verge of bankruptcy, we decided to debut and become idols!"
"Wait a minute! Change the channel back to the one just now!" Hanhan seemed to have heard something important, grabbed the remote control and switched back to the one just now.
Three almost identical girls, dressed as catgirls... wearing cute cat ears and tail decorations, dressed in beautiful costumes, sang and danced in front of a pet shop, attracting the attention of many passers-by.
"This appearance is generally able to attract people. Then..." Squad leader Hanhan turned his head unconsciously, looking at the train king with a blank face.
Hanhan herself is from the Zhao family, so she is not suitable to appear on the camera, let alone Xiaoqing, a black person... But the train king is different, she is the one with the most beautiful appearance and the most perfect body among these people, with a temperament It is also unparalleled... not to mention that she is proficient in several languages, and she can learn things once, isn't this the material that is born to become an idol!
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"I'll make up the songs, Xiao Heiqing, you'll make up the dances, and Train Man, you can just learn from us. Although your brain is a bit slow, it's still mechanical, and you can remember everything you learn."
Without further ado, in order to quickly make up for the lack of funds, Squad Leader Hanhan must let Train King debut and become an idol. With her good looks and figure, she can still attract the attention of a group of people or gentlemen even if she doesn't sell her looks.
"Huh? Ah, huh!" Xiaoqing shook her head hastily. Although she likes to watch other people dance, she can't dance with a simple mind and strong limbs.
"It's okay, I know you don't have any dance foundation, but we can copy it. I'll find a few Chinese songs, change the tune, and then replace them with Japanese lyrics. It's very simple...and it doesn't matter if you get caught. , in this era where dog-licking is rampant, as long as a pretty girl is cute and apologizes, no matter what the fault is, it will be forgiven."
Squad leader Hanhan said the most truthful things. She once saw a man and a woman quarreling with her own eyes. The men who watched generally sided with the beautiful girl, even if the other party was wrong.
What do you say that good men don't fight with women, what does a big man care about with little girls, ha ha... If that girl is replaced by Grandma Bi Luo, I don't know if they will still say that.
"Ah..." Hearing what Hanhan said, Xiaoqing could only nod her head helplessly. Anyway, dances are nothing more than those types, cute, difficult, elegant, classical, ancient, anyway, the most vulgar It is also the dance that attracts the most attention. In the dance area of a certain website, miniskirts are combined with black and white stockings, and the beauty skinny legs are opened to the maximum, and some edge-brushing movements are definitely better than those really good-looking dances. Attract eyeballs and traffic.
"We need to decide where to develop first. I admit that you are very beautiful, Train Man. If you show off your beauty, you will definitely attract attention, but I will not force you to do so. We can dance some lively and lovely dances, or ancient styles. Both Hanfu and kimono are fine, you choose.”
After all, they are all the girls next to the little fox, and class leader Hanhan doesn't want the train king to show off his beauty to make money. Although she rejects this competitor, she can't be so obscene.
"You said that it makes it difficult for me... What is ancient style and what is cute? I don't even know what it is to be ostentatious."
The train king blinked in confusion. In her memory, most of them were about train driving. A group of burly drivers drove on her body without dancing at all.
"That's how the ancient style is..." Squad leader Hanhan, who didn't have a ribbon, took two black stockings, and fiddled with them a few times like in court dramas.
"And the cute dance moves are the ones shown on TV, a bouncing... As for scratching your head and making a pose~ Xiao Heiqing, you can show it to the train man."
After class leader Hanhan finished speaking, he raised his hand to Xiaoqing and made a gesture of please start the performance.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?)"
"Don't be modest, Ru Zhisao, I can't do it... If you perform well, buy tuna tonight (whisper)"
When Squad Leader Hanhan said the last sentence, he leaned into Xiaoqing's ear and said, finally under her coercion and temptation, Xiaoqing agreed.
"Ah, right... (First of all, I understand that dances that make poses are basically attracted to men, and what do men like to see? It's nothing more than those points, face, chest, buttocks and legs... So dances that make poses must show them to the fullest. place.)" Xiaoqing walked towards King of Trains while talking, and then pinched her face.
"You need make-up on your face, and your skin should be as white as possible if you put on heavy makeup, but your skin color is very good, so it doesn't matter."
After talking about the face, Xiaoqing stared at the collar of the train king, and suddenly stretched out her hand and pulled it down forcefully.
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