"Ahem, brothers, don't drive."
"This is not the car for kindergarten, let me get off."
“…”
The bullet screens rolled in the major live broadcast rooms, and the audience in the audience also laughed.
Although it was just a small burden, it made the audience laugh out loud, which is enough to prove the hard work of Ye Fan and his performance.
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Ye Fan continued: "Actually, it's not just chickens, there are also sika deer."
Yu Qian: "Yes."
Ye Fan: "Little goat, big white rabbit."
Yu Qian: "Yes."
Ye Fan: "Not only animals, but also a lot of vegetables."
Yu Qian: "It's convenient to eat."
Ye Fan: "I raised a lot of chrysanthemums."
Yu Qian: "..."
At this moment, Yu Qian's face was speechless, and he said helplessly: "Look at what flowers I picked."
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Ye Fan: "Whenever you have time, you can contact me at any time. When the time comes, I will take you to visit Uncle Yu's chrysanthemum."
Yu Qian: "Ah!"
"Ha ha!"
"Appreciate~"
There were laughter and applause from the audience.
Ye Fan also smiled all over his face: "Actually speaking, although I am not a real cross talk actor."
"But I also know that Uncle Yu is the only one in the cross talk world."
Yu Qian: "You got it."
Ye Fan: "There is nothing wrong with this person, and he can't find any faults."
Yu Qian: "There are no shortcomings."
Ye Fan (stretched out his index finger and put it on top of his head): "This person has all the advantages."
Yu Qian: "Really?"
Ye Fan: "I can't fault it, treat people kindly, have a kind heart..."
Yu Qian: "No, you wait for a while."
Ye Fan didn't seem to hear it, and continued: "Graceful and generous, everyone agrees."
Yu Qian: "Wait!"
"What are you doing?"
Ye Fan: "Let me get a lightning rod!"
"Don't hit me if you're talking nonsense."
Yu Qian: "As for being struck by lightning?"
Ye Fan: "It's a joke, but it's true that Uncle Yu is a wealthy family."
Yu Qian waved his hand: "It's not a big family yet."
Ye Fan: "Everyone knows that people live in courtyard houses in Kyoto."
Yu Qian: "What's the matter?"
Ye Fan: "Everyone, not everyone can live in a courtyard house."
Yu Qian: "Really?"
Ye Fan: "I always meet rich people chatting, saying that the yard of our house is more than 3000 square meters."
Yu Qian: "Oh."
Ye Fan: "You must live outside the eighteenth ring road."
Yu Qian: "Good guy, the [-]th Ring Road has gone abroad."
Ye Fan: "Moreover, Uncle Yu's house not only has a courtyard house, but the location is also very good."
"If you are a native of Kyoto, you must know that there is a pimp alley on Qianmen Street in Kyoto."
Yu Qian: "Is there such a street?"
"I lost it, all the pimp alleys came out."
"I testify! As a native of Kyoto, there is indeed this alley."
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