Ye Fan: "Aunt Yu finally calmed down, let me tell you to come back."
Yu Qian: "Who knows how the qi dissipates."
Ye Fan pretended to lift his trousers, and said, "Let's go, tell Uncle Yu to go."
Yu Qian: "You even took off your pants!"
Ye Fan: "When I came to the street, I burst into tears."
Yu Qian: "Why do you love to cry so much?"
Ye Fan: "Uncle Yu is lying in the middle of the road, there is a flower bed, and he is sleeping there sprawled."
Yu Qian: "I'm also tired from dancing."
Ye Fan: "He is laughing in the bushes, and there are more than 40 old ladies watching from the flower bed."
Yu Qian: "What is this old lady doing?"
Ye Fan: "The one who dances in the square."
Yu Qian: "It's really all right."
Ye Fan: "I'll listen to the old ladies when I arrive."
Yu Qian: "What are you talking about?"
Ye Fan: "This is Yu Qian."
Yu Qian: "Speak."
Ye Fan: "Yes! It's Yu Qian, he's white enough!"
Yu Qian suddenly became anxious: "You don't care! Why are these old ladies so poor?"
"It's a bit serious."
Ye Fan: "Then who, Grandma Sun."
Yu Qian: "Ah."
Ye Fan: "You take one for me."
Yu Qian: "What else is there to shoot? What's there to shoot here? I haven't seen it before."
Ye Fan: "I'm coming quickly."
"Grandma, let's go, let's go."
Yu Qian: "Go home quickly, it's time to cook."
Ye Fan: "If I pull this on Uncle Yu, these old ladies will quit."
Yu Qian: "Why?"
Ye Fan: "Just listen to what the old ladies say."
"Don't make him go."
Yu Qian: "What are you doing?"
Ye Fan: "The old lady said, I called."
Yu Qian: "What's the call?"
Ye Fan: "Grandma Ye has gone for an infusion, you take him away now, Grandma Ye won't be able to see her when she comes back!"
Yu Qian: "..."
"Is she dead or not? She's already gone for an infusion, and I still don't forget to see all the master pigu."
"What is it? Hurry up and send them away."
"Haha, Brother Fan is either driving or on the way."
"Damn it, why do you feel that every word has changed in Brother Fan's mouth?"
"Is this really the Brother Fan I know? Why does it feel so strange?"
"My God, what kind of vocabulary is this?"
There was laughter from the audience, and not only the audience, Ye Wanqing in the backstage listened to Ye Fan's cross talk on the stage, and her whole body helped her forehead helplessly.
"My brother, what made you "degenerate" so far."
"The release of your nature is terrible, you have to be careful in the future."
On the stage, the cross talk continued.
Ye Fan opened his mouth and said: "It's better to drag Uncle Yu away from more than 40 old ladies and go back to the house."
Yu Qian: "It's really not easy."
Ye Fan: "As soon as I went upstairs, Uncle Yu's nose and tears came down."
Yu Qian: "This is a cold."
Ye Fan: "Seeing that he has a fever, Aunt Yu really loves him."
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