Morning in the Tower of Swords

But I just didn't find out that this "rabbit" is simply wrong.

"I said (crack), don't just stare at it (chew), do you expect a weak, poor rabbit to be a strong man (chew)?"

At least, he doesn't look that dangerous, unless it's a perverted Carters obsessive-compulsive killer who likes to chew carrots and dig a deep hole waiting for his prey to get close to his door.

Whether as a bodyguard or as a woman with rich emotions, Li's mind is very sensitive. She always feels that there is something familiar to her in this rabbit, but before she can think about it, Li's eyes Moved to the most prominent sign of his coat.

"Master, that is the symbol of Rhodes Island, and he should also be from Rhodes Island... Rabbit."

"Are you from Rhode Island... Hehe, that secret passage makes sense. In this 'crisis-riddled' great knight leader, it is reasonable to use their skills to leave enough retreat for other operators who can't fight."

Originally, Silver Gun thought this rabbit was very weird, even a little funny, but when he heard that it was Rhodes Island, his attitude immediately turned 180 degrees, and he even ignored this guy's so-called secret. The passage dug into the middle of the road thing.

Are you not afraid that when you use the secret passage to evacuate, the wheels will run over your head and the rabbit ears?

In the final analysis, it is Yin Lian, an old general, who expresses his sincere admiration for the battle of Rhode Island in Chiecheng, where less wins more. The knight competition that can be manipulated is much more complicated.

No matter what kind of tactics, as long as the tactical goal can be achieved with the least casualties, it is the best victory, not to mention Rhode Island is still rescuing civilians, which is very in line with the values ​​of the older generation of knights.

And although this seems to be helping Ursus resist the riots, it actually disrupts their war plan and greatly delays Ursus' foreign war preparations, which directly leads to Rhode Island in the eyes of the Silver Spear Knight. Became a great blessing to Casimir.

That's why he chose to take risks and face the fists of the Wrist Knights under the fourfold goals of forming an alliance with Rhode Island, making up for his regrets for the Linguang family, killing the knights' sports events, and fulfilling the gravel knights. It seems all worth it.

"This old gentleman is very insightful. He even understood my tactical thinking at a glance. It seems that the heroes see the same thing."

This rabbit seems to be praising the Silver Spear Knight, but in fact he is bragging about himself shamelessly. This is enough to make Silver Spear disgusted by any ordinary person, but at this time, it will only make people feel extraordinarily Harmony, even a little want to laugh.

"Hehe, where and how, when I was young, I was a commander for a year or two. This trip is an invitation from the Knights of the Wrist."

"Warrior Knight? You mean Sett, it's a pity that he can't meet you now. Probably, maybe, maybe, I let him go first, yes, that's it."

The Silver Spear Knight was instantly happy when he heard the words, but then he was shocked again. The happy thing was that he didn't have to worry that the young man didn't talk about martial arts and beat him to death as an old general. The surprise was that Meshko chose to compromise temporarily. At the critical moment, how can the martial arts such as the Wrist Knights be allowed to leave?

Do you really regard Meshko as a formal enterprise that strictly adheres to the spirit of the contract? ?The conscience of a capitalist may not be one tenth of the fist of a knight on the wrist!

That is, the level of a fluff of myrtle.

But since Rhodes Island is an organizational force that has experienced war, rather than a simple medical company, the Silver Spear Knight subconsciously wants to give himself a reason to believe in them, but he can't make up this reason.

Li is simply a little disappointed, but she has calmed down after all. The master has promised to let her join Rhodes Island after the incident. As long as she enters Rhodes Island, there will always be a time for "intimate" contact with the other party.

Or to put it another way, as long as the little knight Maria who has been following the Linguang family, you can always see her family members, right?

"Excuse me for taking the liberty to ask who your Excellency is from Rhode Island. Why did you let the Wrist Knights leave Casimir at this time?"

"Me? Well, you can just call me Doctor, or... Doctor Bunny."

"..."

What?

Although I have tried my best to lower my stance, I still feel angry when I hear this reply. I am asking you about life and death. Are you here to show me cuteness? ?

What the hell is the name of the bunny? ?

And what does that doctor mean?Did you still have a degree?

"Of course, I prefer to be called Dr. Bugs Bunny, which makes me look more dignified. By the way, I am also the chief of the Rhode Island Operations Department. The code name is 'Doctor'. I just came to Casimir today to take over Seti negotiating work.”

'It is detected that the player has turned on the entertainment mode today, and today's new skin is automatically extracted... Ordinary... Crazy Bugs Bunny, from "Bugs Bunny" (Crazy Bonnie Rabbit), there is no match limit. '

' Bugs Bunny: A happy rabbit who loves to do things and leaves irritated hunters and hunters untouched, and it turns out that even putting his talents into other areas that have nothing to do with the rabbit itself can become The best among them, and they are also doing things.

Additional skills: ① Almighty Bugs Bunny: Designate a target and directly obtain talents and costumes with the same or opposite attributes as the opponent's attributes. There is no time limit, but only one can be designated at a time, and its own attribute values ​​cannot be changed.

Example: Designate a bull and you can put on a bull pyjama cover, put on a hard horn hat and bull wrestling and be pushed to the butt and fly into the sky, or become a skilled bullfighter and let the bull be paralyzed on your side Under the rabbit's tail.

②It must be a bit of a problem to find realism in cartoons: Bugs Bunny, as a nonsense cartoon character, can make the people or things around him unintentionally and passively affected by the laws of cartoons, and even shrewd people will only be led by it. Going into the ditch, no matter how strict the laws of physics are, the basic funny laws must be followed.

③Three Caves of Crafty Rabbit: Bugs Bunny can quickly dig a rabbit hole in any terrain with his bare hands. It can move instantaneously between any two rabbit holes, and can also use the rabbit hole to instantly transfer items. When someone enters the rabbit hole, It can also designate any other rabbit hole as a one-way exit.

The Rabbit Hole will turn into a normal burrow after a certain level of attack, and the Rabbit Hole will also fail when the Bugs Bunny skin is removed.

④Carrot addiction: All the active abilities of Bugs Bunny must consume a carrot at a time, although the main food of rabbits is not carrots, and eating a lot of carrots will also cause ordinary rabbits to become obese, one can cook a pot, But who called it Bugs Bunny?

Common attributes of entertainment mode: ① Immortality: You are the guy who brings happiness to everyone. As long as there are people in this world who want to laugh, your mission will not end.

②No injury: There are children watching!It is not good to be injured and bleed like this, and the bad impact on young people is immeasurable!

③ Harmony and love: Any direct or indirect attack on a person cannot cause injury or death, but it will cause double the pain, and make him compulsively faint after the lethal dose is exceeded. '

There is no doubt that this rabbit is today's Doctor, but it's a pity that Amiya was not allowed to witness this historic moment, otherwise she would definitely... envy the color and shape of the Doctor's ears.

Don't play donkey terrier!

"War Department... Doctor!?"

The Silver Spear Knight definitely had no way to know what role the Doctor played in the first battle of Chernobog, and he had not even heard the code name of the Doctor, but when he heard that the Doctor was the chief commander of the War Department, he knew that Chiecheng One. Zhan must have nothing to do with him.

How many people are there in Rhode Island?Wouldn't it just take a single combat unit to fight against an integration movement that's been able to capture an entire mobile city?Therefore, Yin Lian estimated that the battle at that time was likely to be Tubao... The chief person in charge of the doctor went to the battle and directed it in person.

Although he still thinks the name of the doctor is very awkward, and the appearance of the condescending person does not look like a hero who can play that kind of beautiful record, but... people can't look good, Yin Lian thinks that he is an older generation. , For so many years, it is normal for the tactic of relying on the general's martial and brave charge to deter the enemy to be eliminated.

After thinking about this, Yin Lian immediately became pleasing to the eye when he looked at the doctor. Before, he thought the name of Bunny was absurd, but now he has made up the mind of a quiet but hidden, and when moving, the waves hit the shore. Human image, name and appearance are of course used to paralyze the enemy commander, is there any problem?

If Herag's code name was Fat Chiu Chiu back then, he wouldn't know how he would laugh and despise Herag, so how could he achieve his impressive record later on?

"I have admired my name for a long time. In Lower Pigasos, I once used the title of Silver Spear Knight, so if anyone from Casimir recognizes me, they will call me Silver Spear, which is a shame."

Silver Spear took the initiative to stretch out his hand to shake hands with Dr. Bugs Bunny, but Qiao Ge was very cooperative, but he casually said words that made Silver Spear vomit blood.

"Silver Spear Knight (chew), eh - never heard of it, and it doesn't sound like Bugs Bunny, (click) doesn't it?"

"..."

Dnmd Rutland Holy shit!Why doesn't the Silver Spear Knight have the prestige of Bugs Bunny? ?And why do you talk while nibbling on carrots?It's not a cigar!

And it doesn't mean that I have heard your name for a long time!This is just a normal negotiation rhetoric. How can you be so sincere, don't say it face to face if you haven't heard it! ! !

Silver Spear had never experienced such a large amount of internal complaints, and he almost didn't take a breath and kicked his legs in front of him on the spot.

"I probably understand what you mean, bro, Seti said he wanted to let this Miss Li pass the word, did he say he wanted to beat someone? Don't worry, this kind of thing will never happen in my reception now. , Rhode Island is very friendly to every potential collaborator, unless you call our CEO a donkey.”

"...???"

"Eh—(chewing) Did I say something more, it doesn't matter, man, just pretend you didn't hear anything, let's go now."

Dr. Bugs Bunny stuffed the remaining radish into his mouth one by one with the radish leaves and quickly chewed.

But Bugs Bunny suddenly stretched out his hand and touched his arm before Silver Spear could react. Then, with a swoosh, the sky was bright and bright, and the two of them disappeared into the shocked eyes of the gravel knight in an instant.

"Old, sir!!"

Even if she didn't wear a helmet, she couldn't release the natural pebbles unscrupulously. At this moment, she couldn't hide the horror on her face, because she didn't even notice how the master disappeared in front of her. If she touches a person, she disappears, which means that she has failed her duty as a guard.

But she certainly can't blame her, it's just beyond anyone's understanding.

Be serious with cartoon characters and you lose.

"I said, Miss Groundhog, stop barking, you're about to tear my ears out."

The voice of Bugs Bunny just now came from the feet of the gravel, and I saw that there was a hole on the ground that was exactly the same as the hole in which the vehicle was sunk. It seemed to be the same size, and Dr. Bugs Bunny himself was exposed from it. Half of the body is laid on the ground with one hand and one hand on the face.

Although he disliked Shige's loud volume, he actually had a relaxed expression on his face, but that was because he had already tied his ears as red ropes with a beautiful bow with a skillful technique, which was like a cotton-stuffed one. The effect is about the same.

Can rabbit ears really do this? ? ?

Even Li, who was still worried about the master's safety just now, was stunned for a while.

"Hey, don't worry, Miss Groundhog, I just took that old man for a ride. Didn't I come back to pick you up now? Don't you follow me? Give me your hand."

It should be said that Tara, who has a variety of Originium skills, was faced with the bizarre teleportation phenomenon that seemed to break through time and space, and she accepted the fact without thinking, and in order to return to the silver gun as soon as possible to protect her, she did not even say a word. Suspecting that Dr. Bugs Bunny had ulterior motives, he just squatted down and stretched out his hand.

"I said, Miss Groundhog, you are actually the gravel knight Sett said, right? I heard that they have never seen your true face, I am honored to be the first witness, but before I take you there I have to advise you."

It was rare for Dr. Bugs Bunny to squeeze the cynical lazy expression into a serious face, but it was still the kind of brows that went up and down, and the eyelids were half-closed.

"I know some people have a very strong sixth sense, maybe for you, it's the intuition on the battlefield, and in Rhode Island, we call it the sense of sight, believe me, Miss Li, if you have this talent, just Just like another kind of armed color has already taken shape in you, there is no doubt that you are a genius."

I saw the long ears on Bugs Bunny's head suddenly pop, and he even loosened the bow tie without using his hands. It is the first time anyone has seen such flexible bunny ears.

Don't tell Lapland to go through the motions, Amia can't do it.

"So, wait if you notice something, especially about me, as long as it is not harmful to your master, don't say it, hide it in your heart, and one day you will get an explanation, can this request be fulfilled? "

Qiao Ge's words are considered to be a riddleman's primary level of difficulty, but to those with sensitive minds, it is actually not much different from the Wuyin 300 taels here. The only difference is that people who don't know the truth can only speculate about various The possibility, and Li had discovered the truth of the abnormal existence as early as the beginning, but she couldn't believe it at all.

So although Qiao Ge's acting skills are already very proficient, and he is even so dedicated that he stuffed a carrot in his throat to change his voice, it seems to outsiders that his Adam's apple is just a little bigger, but some of his body has settled down. The temperament of a woman cannot be changed, and a woman's intuition must not be underestimated.

Especially women who are desperate to find some kind of emotion.

"I see, Mr. Bugs Bunny, I won't say anything more, just let me follow behind the master and it's fine."

"Of course, but by the way, I think you'd better call me Dr. Bugs Bunny."

"Okay, no problem, Mr. Bugs Bunny."

"..."

When the two disappeared in the eyes of the car and the driver with the same teleportation, no one noticed that the rabbit hole under the wheels of the car had already disappeared.

Jogo didn't actually dig a new rabbit hole. Instead, he grabbed the edge of the previous rabbit hole with his fingers and pulled it out from the bottom of the car.

It's as simple as swinging a necklace that has fallen to the ground.

emmmmmmm...probably not so easy, that's still Zumama who fell to the ground.

When Li followed Bugs Bunny to Zoffia's mansion, of course, the first thing she saw was Master Silver Gun, but she was immediately attracted by the twitchy expression on her own master's face.

It wasn't until then that she discovered that the place where the three appeared at this time was a cellar that was basically equipped in a Casimir manor. The low-end ones were used to store winter food, and the high-end ones were used as wine cellars. .

But the biggest difference here is that it is filled with piles of carrots, and there are only carrots, and the three of them appear in the middle of the pile of carrots.

If the people from the Longmen Guard Bureau discovered this abnormal hoarding of a large amount of crops, they would immediately trigger the first-level alarm and bring PTSD, and then gather all the troops to try to destroy the den.

Speaking of which, recently, the Guard Bureau has controlled the fruit and vegetable market in Longmen almost like the anti-narcotics team. On a memorable day before, a fruit merchant with a record of large banana and apple shipments was even invited to The bureau detained him for 24 hours and ate three lunches of chicken drumsticks. Finally, he could only be released because there was no evidence of his involvement in the "crime".

No sir!Is it also a crime for me to sell fruit?Is it possible that banana peels can be made into mines, and apples into cannonballs?After that, will Longmen people still eat fruit?

Shut up!No matter how much you talk, I will shoot you on the spot for intimidating the police officer!

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