Morning in the Tower of Swords

But he didn't explicitly say that he was the priest here, so he bluffed outsiders without offending the real priest, and he dressed so prominently to do business here, so he could not be said to be the priest's own family.

By the way, his specific species is the Tibetan fox, and he is also a member of the Ferrelata family, one of the silver-gray political enemies.

Qiao Geshi, who was panting wildly in the thin air of the highland, was stunned for a moment. Suddenly, his face was not flushed and he was not breathing. It was no longer difficult to carry a bag of rice several floors. up.

This sudden reaction shocked the Tibetan fox. He almost thought that he was going to meet someone who pretended to be a tourist. In the end, Dr. Bugs Bunny just took out a magnifying glass from an unknown pocket behind him and slammed it at the bead he was hanging on his arm. Look, even the eyeballs can zoom in and out eerily.

"The workmanship is good, it is worth collecting, give me a fair price buddy, how about 550 mosquitoes?"

"..."

Tibetan Fox’s face was stunned. Most of the tourists who had been entangled by him in the past were coaxed into a stunned moment, and even gleefully paid for it. Occasionally, there are stubborn stubborn people who look at him, and the other party also knows that the site of the temple cannot be offended.” Priest".

But this is the first time I have come across a serious price negotiation with him... If you are serious, you yak will be happy, 16 will be cut to 550 if you speak? ?If I hadn't had to maintain the character design, I would have kicked your black-hearted rabbit down the holy mountain long ago!

"This guest, sacred objects are not allowed to be treated like this by philistines, and this is only at your cost. After all, proper utensils are needed to carry divine power. The Snow Realm God sends blessings, and we will execute it on her behalf. But she wouldn't have the heart to watch her loyal followers go bankrupt, would she?"

"Oh? You're quite right, man, but I have a question, is this really what the Holy Maiden of Kalan gave?"

"Of course, I swear in the name of the God of Snow, that our saintess will touch it for at least seven days before making these blessed dzi beads."

In fact, I want to know how simple the Sherag people are, just by looking at the routine of this Tibetan fox guy, the general unconscience guy basically deceives people with a few hundred pieces of mass-produced handicrafts, and although the beads in his hand are It can't be the wood under the ice for thousands of years, but it is indeed a good wood, and it is also made with good handcraft.

As for the oath he took, it was because the priests of the temple would regularly replace the saint with a new set of wooden furniture, under the guise of keeping the saint clean, but in fact it was to replace the bed, desk and Wooden chairs have turned into beads for the car.

In the past, it was digested by internal personnel, but when Enya became a saint, she also caught up with the wave of tourists opened by the Kalan trade. The clergy who were jealous of the tourism dividends came up with this "bad idea" to replace the furniture. The time has changed from quarterly to monthly, and even to the current weekly, naturally there are many beads that can be sold to tourists.

Only the craftsmen who gave the chariot beads to the temple are scolding the mother, and they must not only expand the scale of recruiting apprentices, but even if the beads sold to tourists are apprentice works, they can only be sold by the master's eyes. Carpenters don't want to smash their own. Shop sign.

Therefore, the dzi bead that the Tibetan fox said was "consecrated" by the saint for seven days, in fact, the material is actually the furniture that Enya used for a week. If you are lucky enough, and the sense of smell exceeds the limit of the human body, said Maybe you can smell a hint of leopard's milky fragrance from above.

"Is that so? I really want to buy a bunch of them, but is there a better one... No, it's a stronger magic weapon. If you want to buy it, just buy the most expensive and best one. Millions and tens of millions are not a problem. Ah, don't you think so, man?"

Tibetan Hu's face changed when he heard the words. Of course he understood at this time that the other party had actually seen through his own routine, and he might even be an insider of the source of the beads, but he pretended to accompany him to make trouble. The highest quality dzi bead.

That means that it was "warmed" by the Holy Maiden for at least a quarter and three months, and then processed by the most senior craftsman of Sherag, and the material must be the surface of the chair, and the table to the front. , the bed board and other parts that can often come into contact with the saint's body.

You even pry up the wooden floor that Enya stepped on with her bare feet when she woke up in the morning.

Good guy, he will do anything for the sake of the kitchen maiden.

It is a pity that a string of that kind of dzi may be as high as tens of millions, and they are basically kept in the hands of senior clerics and major families, so that they have no market value, so it is not something that a little guy like him can get, but Tibetan Fox. He was reluctant to bluntly give up on the deal.

He looked left and right and saw that no one was paying attention, so he sneaked Dr. Bugs Bunny to the edge of a bush, and immediately dropped his business "mask" to reveal his true expression. .

It looks like a fox coveting the "body" of Bugs Bunny, and the wild Tibetan fox really likes to prey on rabbits.

"What's the name of the guest?"

"Just call me Bugs Bunny, this is the code name, I do this business, you should know the rules."

"Yes, yes, Bugs Bunny, of course I understand."

In fact, he knows shit. He doesn't even know what Bugs Bunny does. He was just hired by the clergy in the temple who couldn't save face and went out to make money in person.

"To be honest, I can't get the top-quality dzi beads, but I know who has them, and he may be willing to sell them, but this..."

Tibetan Fox deliberately rubbed his hands in front of Dr. Bugs Bunny, which was of course obvious.

"Don't worry, there is an intermediary fee of [-]% of the transaction price, and I won't tell anyone that this money exists, just pretend that you found it without knowing it, understand?"

Tibetan Hu's eyes lit up. Although one Zhougong Tianzhu would have to be sold for more than [-] Longmen coins, he could only get a thousand pieces of oil floats. It is millions, which is enough for him to quit this wicked work and go back to build a house and marry a wife.

"Hey! Okay, okay, please come with me, but you must keep a low profile along the way, just treat you as a foreign believer who came to worship the God of Snow."

"Don't worry, I just came to visit the wonders of your Sherag, but you suddenly aroused my interest."

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Dr. Bugs Bunny followed Tibetan Fox into the temple. Although he was not dressed in the same style as the clergy inside, none of these people wanted to pay attention to him. It seems that this kind of business has not been done in the temple for a day or two, and it has even been done. A full agreement was reached.

In the end, he led Qiao Ge to an old man with an old face and horns on his head, which made Qiao Ge suddenly realize, no wonder he might sell dzi beads. Retire a large pension.

As for the sheep's horn, it is because he is another political enemy family of Yinghui, a lower-level member of the Pansolope family, that is, the Tibetan antelope species of the Caprini tribe, but he has become a senior cleric by virtue of his qualifications. Quite inspiring.

The old man didn't make any statement, but after a private exchange with Tibetan Fox, he led them to a remote room. When Zang Hu Zhiqu retreated and then locked the door, he turned around and said calmly to him. Qiao Ge spoke, and the tone was exactly the same as what Tibetan Fox said before.

"Hello, guests who have come from afar, I have already heard from those who are destined. Your willpower even has to admire the God of the Snow Realm. Although the Holy Maiden has conquered the more difficult way of heaven, it is also related to her and life. It has always been related to the talent of being a saint, but you challenge the holy mountain with a weak body, this is the miracle that has appeared in the mortal world."

Is Lao Tzu weak?You'll find out later.

"I don't dare to be, I don't dare to be, I just want to admire the glory of the Holy Maiden, but I have no chance to see it. I hope there are some suitable things to talk about."

"Heh, the Holy Maiden is in the inner hall, but this place is divided into ordinary people, and it is true that her clean body cannot be allowed to appear outside the world, but your feat will definitely make the Holy Maiden feel something, just like this string of... …”

The old antelope finally got to the point, and then he lowered his head and took out a string of dzi beads from the sleeve of the priest's uniform, and was about to start the Riddler's negotiation session.

However, when he looked up, he saw a shadow shrouded in it. Dr. Bugs Bunny was holding a pier-shaped giant hammer with a hammer head the size of a cargo vehicle. The side was also marked with the words 1000T. Hit hard.

boom!

The sound was not right, because this thing was inflated, so it was also punctured by the horns on his head, but the old antelope was also frightened and fainted on the spot, with mosquito coil-like circles in his eyes, and a few more on the top of his head. Yellow-haired birds were twittering and flying in circles.

In general, this can really frighten the elderly into cardiac arrest and sudden death, but the entertainment mode is no problem, even if it is indirect, it will never kill people.

"Bah, who wants your broken beads? I'll just kidnap the Holy Maiden back to touch the leopard!"

Because he was only frightened, and it was in entertainment mode, the old antelope did not fall into a deep coma, but when he woke up and opened his eyes, he recalled that he was plotted by a rabbit, and then suddenly wanted to shout loudly. At that time, he found that his mouth had been blocked, of course.

However, what was even more unacceptable to the old antelope was that he was hanged in mid-air by ropes, his hands were tied behind his head, and his whole body was tightly bound, or he used that unspeakable method.

Qiao Ge said that he was also very helpless, and no one had trained him how to kidnap people. Where else could he teach himself except for that kind of film?

Because there was a carrot-shaped mouth ball in his mouth, the old antelope couldn't shout, couldn't speak, and could only stare at Bugs Bunny with a pair of fire-breathing eyes, but this rabbit just used dead fish. The eyes responded, and even the mouth was chewing the radish all the time.

"Why are you so serious? (chew) Oh, you want to get your precious dzi back, don't you?"

Bugs Bunny deliberately dipped the string of top-quality dzi beads with one finger and shook it in front of the old antelope. His eyes were split, obviously he thought Bugs Bunny was here to grab the dzi beads by force.

However, he didn't expect that Bugs Bunny's finger slanted, and the old antelope watched helplessly as his string of treasures that had been maintained day and night, and had been plated out with crystal clear paste, landed on a pile of dirty gray stains on the floor. Here is just one piece. The miscellaneous room, of course, is not as clean as the clergy's room, and this was swept over by Jogo with a broom.

Then he stomped hard on it, and repeatedly rolled it with the sole of his boot.

"Your treasures are worthless in my eyes, and even ridiculous. The servants of the guardian of the God of Snow Realm are such wastes as you? It seems that the Kalan Snow Realm deserves a more tasteful and stylish master!"

The behavior of the rabbit in front of him made the old antelope more and more confused, and the declaration in his mouth was even more frightening.Who is this going to replace?

never will be...

"Yes, yes, I know what you want to ask, and my answer is, yes, yes."

Suddenly, a towering flame exploded in Bugs Bunny's palm, and it even ignited half of the old antelope's beard in an instant. However, this was actually a magic device called "Fire in the Palm", but it was adjusted to the maximum power.

"But don't worry, all this requires a formal ceremony, just like the trial you gave the saint, even the king of hell will give mortals full respect, all this is just your own choice. , Hahahahahaha..."

Bugs Bunny suddenly raised his head and started laughing wildly. The old antelope even saw his body turn as dark red as lava, with sharp fangs sticking out of his mouth, and the two rabbit ears on top of his head turned into flames. The flaming devil's horns, and even the bunny velvet tail behind it, suddenly extended an arrow-shaped red-scaled long tail from it.

All the above features can actually be seen in the Sarkaz people, but if they are all combined, there are only two possibilities. Like the other half-animal races of standing animals, and the other, that may be the ancestors of the Sarkaz people...

demon.

If it is a battle-hardened outside mercenary, he may think that he has acquired some kind of skill that can produce hallucinations. Anyway, any unexplainable thing should rely on the Originium skill as much as possible, but the old antelope has been around for a lifetime. The wasted people in the temple are different.

Originally, he was a man of the old-fashioned school of Sherag, and the most outrageous thing he had ever done in his life was probably selling dzi to outsiders, and preparing to sell his own top-grade dzi is the last "crazy" in his life. , where do you think his knowledge can go?

But in fact, both of them guessed wrong. This is neither a real demon nor an illusion generated by skill, but a special effect that cartoon characters have when they think about the idea of ​​​​dead. No one can understand.

The old antelope was trembling all over, and even closed his eyes resignedly, unable to speak, so he recited the scriptures in his heart, hoping that the God of Snow could help him defeat the demons from hell.

But the "devil" has no interest in this pile of bacon, he only wants fresh leopards and leopards,

But before going to Enya, he had to leave a notice. He slowly approached the old antelope's ear and spoke to him in a very subtle, magnetic tone that seemed to tempt people's hearts.

"Tell everyone here that when night falls, Mephisto's messenger will ascend the holy mountain with the fire of judgment to light the torch, and when the dawn is revealed in the torch, this temple, and your gods and saints , will go to hell instead of me..."

The old antelope seemed to be bewitched by the spirit of the devil, and muttered this sentence silently many times, but when he finally woke up, the "devil" had disappeared, and the carrot mouth in his mouth had disappeared. The ball has also fallen to the ground.

He immediately screamed for help while struggling frantically in mid-air. He didn't even care about how embarrassed he would be in the future. On the one hand, he wanted to remind others that demons would bring disaster, and on the other hand, it was out of his own consideration. Angle……

Please, this devil bug bunny, don't use the tying method to deal with women on men, okay?The rope is tied to the egg! ! !

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"What's going on outside? It seems like someone is making a fuss."

"Reporting to the saintess, it is not clear what happened. The priests have already gone to check, please rest assured."

Enya stuck her head out of the room where her saintess used to review the articles and asked the maid who was waiting in front of the door. Although the maid was also at a loss, her face was calm.

They are all people who have stayed in the temple for many years, and they are very confident in the security guarantee here. Even if the entire territory of Kjerag falls, the top of the holy mountain is definitely the last fortress. The special skill called "divine art" can be seen from the skill effect of the first snow in the game.

The form of divine art is actually the same as that of Originium Art, but it is not activated by Originium, but relies on the "energy" conveyed by the God of Snow, but its power is not inferior to that of Originium Art. The priest is guarding here, even if the silver boss leads his troops to attack, it will not be good.

As for why the old antelope was so good, of course, it was attacked by a black-hearted rabbit who didn't talk about martial arts.

Enya didn't care about the outside world at first, she was just a little irritated by the noise. When she heard the maid's reply, she turned around and prepared to go back to the room, but the moment she turned around, there was a sudden "bang" behind her. The sound is as crisp and sweet as a stick hitting a watermelon rind.

"?"

When Enya looked back suspiciously, she saw that the maid was still smiling at her, but the maid's feet were gently kicking and sweeping under the steps, and one of her hands was also on her back. Behind him, he seemed to be hiding something.

Maybe it was because there was still noise outside, Enya didn't seem to notice any difference, but walked towards the room as if nothing had happened, and closed the door behind her.

After Enya left, the maid touched the sweat on her forehead and let out a long sigh of relief, but then she had a weird smile on her face, tiptoed up the stairs and approached the door, with ear stickers attached to listen. movement inside.

When she felt that the inside had settled down, the maid squatted down and opened the door with extreme caution to see what happened to Saint Enya...

bang! ! ! !

A Zen staff weighing 62 jin... No, it was a heavy silver bell that was suddenly knocked down from above the gap in the room, hitting the maid on the head.

But the physical effect of such a "clear" sound actually shocked Enya, who was holding the holy bell. In response to the assassins who might come, she was prepared to see blood at any time.

But I saw that the head of the "maid" was smashed into a concave shape by the holy bell like plasticine. The two eyeballs were first pulled as long as a baguette, and then they bounced out and fell to the ground with a bang, even in the eye sockets. There are also two springs swaying.

And Enya herself was almost hit by two rabbit ears that appeared out of thin air from the head of the "maid", and the bunny ears that popped up suddenly pierced her chest.

The most unexpected thing for Enya was that even the elder brother who was driving the Snow Survival Law, she had the confidence to pass him out at once, but this "assassin" not only did not faint, but even deformed his brain and lost his eyes. Under such injuries, not even a drop of blood shed.

"You, what are you!?"

Enya doesn't think such a guy is human. As the eldest lady of Shiva Ash's family, she has more knowledge than people who have lived in Sherag all her life, so Enya reacted immediately, maybe this It is some kind of puppet or familiar controlled by the Originium technique. I heard that there is a similar technique in the Kazdel army.