Honkai Q&a, Starting with Kiana

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Correction, the blood volume just now is not a little bit different, captain."

"Damn it, I've clearly controlled my blood volume..." The captain was very regretful.

Zooming out, everyone saw the captain in Bronya's dormitory, wearing a cool vest and big underpants, and Bronya in a black and red little devil dress, with horn ribbons tied at the end of her hair.

"Damn it, I've clearly controlled my blood volume..." The captain was very regretful.

"Indeed, as long as the captain can release the ultimate move hidden until the end, he can defeat Bronya, right?" Bronya said lightly, and said to the captain's shocked expression: "Captain's The intention is too obvious, Bronya didn't intend to let the captain release at all."

"On the contrary, it was the captain who was thinking about how to surprise Bronya. The score is already 40 to 0. Captain, do you want to continue?"

"Of course, I must win the next game today!" The captain took out the game gun, with the posture of a decisive battle until dawn.

"Bronya is willing to accompany you, but..." The rare Bronya showed a little embarrassed expression: "Anyway, Bronya needs to take a break, and the Coke in the room is too Finished."

Only then did the captain realize the time, and looked at the clock on the wall, the hour hand had already pointed to midnight...]

Bronya was dumbfounded, I actually invited a person of the opposite sex to my boudoir, and it was already midnight? !

Before Bronya could confess to Xier, the video on the screen suddenly changed to a dark room. Bronya's distorted expression was still gone, but everyone's attention was no longer on her. In the end, only Neng hummed a few times and looked towards the screen.

[Dark space, what you see in front of your eyes, a table (golden nanmu table), a foot (walking ruler of locust tree), a leaf (the only one who walks grass), one person (with metal decorations of silver clouds, stars and feathers) Black close-fitting robe, with legs and shoulders exposed, only the body below the neck can be seen lightly, and the face is shrouded in shadows (the storyteller).

That's it.

"Yo, are you awake? You slept soundly!"

The cheerful voice made the captain unable to recall the identity of the person in front of him for a moment.

It looks so familiar, but the memory seems to be covered by a layer of mist, as if it was deliberately covered up, impossible, impossible.

The captain laughed and said, hypnosis and the like are fake.

Having said that, she seems to be in a good mood and looks pretty, but who is she?

The captain didn't notice that the corners of the mouth of the man in front of him were slightly raised.

"Who am I? Who are you? Where is this?" The captain asked the three questions of life.

"Does this still need to be said? You are a listener and a spectator, and I am obviously the storyteller. As for where... it is a bit troublesome to explain. I use an old antique signed blank contract from an annoying The guy in exchange for the storytelling hall."

The captain suddenly felt a pang of sadness at the old antique in her mouth.

"Ahem... Now that the storytellers and listeners are all over the place, it's time for us to start telling our stories."

Xiaoshi took the fan and swung it, and the fan opened to reveal the four big characters written in cursive like flying dragons and phoenixes on it - I am the only one!

The wording is quite domineering, but this word... Could it be the handwritten masterpiece of the second lady of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce?

"Today is also a good day... A good day, naturally you have to order something different, let me think about it, how about... well, what is your expression?!"

Xiaoshi said cheerful words, when his eyes moved down, he met the captain's pupils, and his voice suddenly changed.

"You must be thinking 'Who is this guy? Why are you telling me stories all of a sudden? Do we know each other well?'...You must be thinking, right?!"

Hey Fu's temper comes and goes quickly, and nothing can stop the brat from playing.

"You don't need a reason to tell a story or listen to a story. One is willing to tell and the other is willing to listen. That's enough."

Indeed, the captain nodded, what he said was indeed true, it would be more convincing if he could untie the hemp rope on his body.

The captain remained silent. He sat comfortably on the chair, his feet and hands, including his waist, were tightly tied to the chair with a hemp rope the size of an adult's fist.

He checked the rope buckle with his eyes. Well, it was a dead knot. Unless he had the power to crush a skull with one hand, it would be impossible to escape by himself.

"Hehe, you're quite witty, I like it." Xiaozhi took the captain's silence as tacit consent: "If there are no other questions, then we will start talking."

"Hey, you're lucky today! Because the book I'm going to tell you is a rare book that you can't hear anywhere else—"The Legend of the Immortal Chiyuan"!"]

Fu Hua, who thought he could understand Xiaoshi's personality more clearly, froze, wondering what kind of experience it was to eat melons and eat himself.

The person involved was the only one who was embarrassed, and the expressions of the other people around him became much more relaxed. In the biography of the Chiyuan Immortal, is it possible that the Herrscher of Knowledge wants to reveal some interesting black history?

However, before everyone could meet their expectations, another change occurred on the screen.

[The background of the picture this time is in a public place.

The bright sunshine falls from the sky, the chirping of birds, the fragrance of flowers, the faintly soft touch of the arms, and the unique fragrance of women smelled by the nose.

The captain was restless.

"That...is this really all right?"

The captain turned his head to look at the graceful lady maid, who was following his footsteps at a leisurely pace.

"This is the third time you have raised this issue today, Captain."

Rita is not wearing her daily maid outfit at the moment, but a wine-red dress. She looks like a noble lady from a noble family, teasing her captain with a smile.

"People who are entangled in the same topic will not please girls."

"Hmm... is this the type Rita hates?"

The captain's expression faintly revealed some anticipation, if Rita vetoed it on the spot.

I'm afraid there will be an indelible wound in his heart from now on.

"This is a lady's experience."

As if aware of the small thoughts of the people around her, Rita tilted her head, and the corners of her mouth curled up in a playful yet polite manner.

A thought suddenly popped up in the captain's mind, he had to find a way to marry this woman. 】

Chapter 360 Mei: Do something special with me

Rita: "Ah~ I didn't expect that I would have a date with the opposite sex~ Lord Youlandell, how do you feel when you see this scene? If you specifically ask me, this kind of thing will not happen~ "

"The person who can get Rita's affirmation will never be an unknown person. He has characteristics worthy of attracting Rita. I will not destroy the happiness of my friends, but I will sincerely bless you."

That's what she said, but in fact, Youlandelle was upset, and always clinging to her girlfriends and going out to date with the opposite sex, she had the illusion of being taken by sleep.

With the idea of ​​adding some gambles to the other party, Ulandal narrowed her eyes and said.

"However, the captain's luck seems to be overflowing, Rita, you have to take good care of your boyfriend."

It made Qiyana, who was also lying in the training cabin next to her, look sideways.

I didn't see it, you, a blond woman with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually used such vicious moves.

The screen will not be stagnant due to personal reasons. When the viewing angle is changed, a new Valkyrie appears in front of everyone.

【"Come with me to do something special."

Rooftop, Mei, Captain...

Let’s go back to a few weeks ago, when the captain asked Mei what birthday gift she wanted, she thought about it and said that she didn’t want anything in particular, as long as it was given by the captain, she would like it.

The captain knew in his heart that Mei didn't want to cause trouble for him, and didn't want to let himself spend too much time on picking gifts, especially in this tense time.

But the more Mei said that, the more the captain wanted to give her a unique birthday present.

At that time, perhaps because she couldn't bear to continue to see the distressed look of the captain, Mei gave her answer.

"Then...on my birthday, do something special with me."]

——“Come with me to do something special.”——

This is a very ambiguous sentence, comparable to the beauty of the moonlight tonight, there is no one in my house, so I just rub it...

There is no pure friendship between lonely men and widows, let alone partners who have fought together.

Just thinking about the plot after the two of them will fill my mind with mosaics.

Just now, Qiyana, who felt that she was not a good person because of what happened to Youlandelle, suddenly froze her face.

Even the observers outside the training cabin noticed something was wrong and asked a few questions.

But Kiyana didn't mean to answer, she showed empty eyes, in which she harbored the sadness that Mei had chosen the opposite sex, and the murderous intent towards the captain.

Forget about Seele’s hot spring incident, it’s up to you, Captain, to turn the corner of Bronya’s wall, and it’s even more powerful to put Bronya in your arms, especially abducting that black-bellied maid. It is a great achievement.

But, Captain, you should absolutely never put your mind on Mei, Mei is mine!

You scum, if you dare to appear in front of me, I will definitely cut you off forever!

Qiyana's anger was not over yet, and the video transformed again on the screen changed her expression, causing cracks in Otto's indifferent expression, and Rita's smile completely disappeared.

[Familiar dormitory environment, unfamiliar pink and cute style.

In Saint Freya's dormitory, the captain held a bowl of hot porridge, opened the door casually, and walked into the girl's boudoir.

"Theresa, Mei cooked porridge, and I brought it to you. She said that this porridge is very effective for colds and fevers, and asked you to drink more."

"...Well, thank you...Captain..."

"You don't have to get up, worry about not catching a cold again, how is it, do you feel better?"

Teresa's weak voice came from outside the screen, and the captain walked a few steps quickly after hearing the words, and walked to the side of the bed

"Still dizzy, unable to exert strength..."

Teresa, who was wearing pink pajamas with her long hair disheveled, was panting lightly, her face was flushed strangely, her voice and state were extremely different.

"But it's okay, it's... this level, it's nothing at all..."

"No, no, no, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like you're okay."

Teresa tightened the quilt slightly, her dull eyes were not in focus, and the white mist exhaled while panting made her tired even more.

Ignoring Teresa's resistance, the captain pulled out the thermometer from her armpit.

37.8°C, compared to the initial temperature, it is indeed lower, but even so, it cannot be ignored.

"But...but...the students need me..."

"There's nothing left to do, the patient just lies down obediently until he recovers."

The captain forcibly pressed Teresa's shoulders. She was sick and cold, and her energy was very low. She couldn't use all her strength. She was easily pushed down on the bed by the captain...

If this behavior is seen by outsiders, it is necessary to call the police, unless it is a close person who can deliberately conceal his ugly criminal facts for the sake of the captain, such as...

Leiden Mei, who was about to follow in from outside the door, saw this scene, and her worried expression showed a little collapse. She was looking down at the ants, but she had a kind of contempt for looking down on the ants. Then she took a few steps back, and quietly moved The door closed.

Just now, she didn't see anything...]

"Theresa, the destiny forbids office romance, as one of the three S-rank Valkyries, you must set an example."