In an apartment: kids make choices
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"I can't read silently..."
"Not since childhood."
"If you think it's noisy, how about I run around the room twice?"
Lu Ziqiao hastily begged for mercy.
"` "Forget it, you'd better count the sheep! "
Zhang Wei continued to count.
"Four sheep, five sheep..."
after an hour.
"Two thousand seven hundred and ninety six sheep, two thousand seven hundred and ninety seven sheep..."
Lu Ziqiao sat up frantically and shouted loudly.
"Why are you still asleep!!"
Zhang Wei spread his hands.
"I'm not sleepy..."
"Where did I count just now, why don't I count again."
Lu Ziqiao said with a broken face.
"As long as you can fall asleep, anything is fine."
Zhang Wei said seriously.
"Actually, I don't think the method of counting sheep is very scientific."
"Zi Qiao, think about it, the method of counting sheep was introduced from abroad."
"Because in foreign countries, the pronunciation of sheep and sleep are very similar."
"In this case, it will give people a psychological hint."
"This is a foreigner's method, how can Chinese people use it!"
Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.
(of Li's) "Then what do you want?"
Zhang Wei sat up from the bed and said.
"I thought of a new method! It's more suitable for us Chinese people!"
"That's counting dumplings!"
"Dumplings, sleep, this is the psychological hint of Chinese people!"
Lu Ziqiao said in a daze.
"Then why didn't you count before?!"
Zhang Wei said with innocent eyes.
"You made me count sheep..."
Lu Ziqiao succumbed.
"My fault, count it quickly."
Zhang Wei nodded and shouted loudly.
"One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings..."
"98 dumplings, 99 dumplings."
"and many more!"
Lu Ziqiao said with a look of fear.
"what happened again?!"
Zhang Wei spoke seriously.
"I'm hungry."
Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said.
"Hungry? Wait, I'll cook dumplings for you!!".
Chapter 310 Eight Mayflies Shake the Big Tree (Please Customize!)
3601 ensuite living room.
The starry Zeng Xiaoxian walked in from the door.
After seeing the walking dead Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei who was tied up...
Zeng Xiaoxian said in a daze.
"what's going on?"
Meng Zhangwei said with a smile.
"Aiqing, you are finally back!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a guilty conscience.
"He, what is he?"
Lu Ziqiao said half dead.
"He couldn't sleep and was clamoring for dumplings."
"So I mixed two pieces of rat poison into his dumplings!"
Zeng Xiaoxian widened his eyes and said.
"What did you say?"
Lu Ziqiao sighed and said,
"Well, it's actually a sleeping pill."
At this moment, Zhang Wei suddenly shouted,
"Erkang, you dare to snatch a woman from me, I will cut you off!!"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Wei slashed Lu Ziqiao's chest with a knife.
Lu Ziqiao suppressed the urge to hack Zhang Wei to death, and looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.
"Zhang Wei's sleepwalking is still a Qiong Yao drama!"
"Zi Qiao, is he asleep or awake?"
Lu Ziqiao said seriously.
"It's hard to identify." 510
"I'm ruined tonight!"
"He will die if he falls asleep, and he will die if he cannot sleep."
"My morning date must have been wasted."
Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.
"It's all because of Hu Yifei's cruelty, he actually turned his room into a laundry room!"
Lu Ziqiao said with a sad face.
"To be honest, I just want to sleep right now."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the swaying Zhang Wei, sighed and said.
"Have you come up with a good idea?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a firm expression.
"It's very simple, either kill Zhang Wei, or get the room back!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wei suddenly put his hand on Lu Ziqiao's chest.
"Fengxian, when I become the emperor, I will make you the crown prince!"
Lu Ziqiao panted heavily, and said through gritted teeth.
"I swear to God!"
"I really want to give him rat poison!"
The next morning.
Lin Yun said with a smile while eating breakfast.
"You guys called me over early in the morning and prepared such a rich breakfast for me again."
"I must have something to ask me."
Guan Gu said excitedly.
"Lin Yun, (Kindergarten debut) you don't know!"
"Zhang Wei, who is sleepwalking, is really annoying!"
Lu Ziqiao said from the side.
"If he wants to sleep with me today, I will give him two rat poison!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"I understand what you mean, you want me to help you get back the right to use Zhang Wei's room, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.
"That's right!"
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