Assassin Wu Liuqi's swordsman Lu Jiu
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give fish artificial respiration...
Am I not that fucking fish? !
Wu Liuqi, who realized this, only felt a thunderbolt fall from the blue sky.
His eyeballs almost popped out, terrified.
Ah Jun nodded towards Ajie, with a serious expression on his face: "Send the Buddha to the west, help the fish gang to the end, then I will give it artificial respiration immediately!"
Ajie also nodded solemnly when he heard the words.
"Ugh..."
After finishing speaking, Ah Jun turned Wu Liuqi in his hand, facing him, and then slowly kissed Wu Liuqi with a small sausage mouth and a shy face...
When Wu Liuqi saw this, his face turned pale with fright, and his wits flew out of his wits!
Seeing that donut-like mouth and Ah Jun's face getting closer and closer to him, Wu Liuqi was so frightened that his face turned pale!
Fuck!Don't come here! ! !
Wu Liuqi struggled in horror.
"Ugh..."
Ah Jun's face turned slightly red.
This was his first kiss, unexpectedly it would be on a fish.
But saving a fish's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and it's not a loss to sacrifice your first kiss for doing good deeds!
Chapter 305 Sea Cleaner
Seeing this, Ajie who was watching from the side nodded seriously.
Although they are pirates, they should have a sense of responsibility and compassion!
What was saved was only a fish, but what was sublimated was their hearts!
Looking at the sausage mouth that was getting closer and closer, Wu Liuqi couldn't bear it anymore!
If this continues, the first kiss I left for Miss Mei will be gone!
cannot!Absolutely not!
For the sake of my chastity, I can't bear it any longer!
Even if it is exposed, it will not hesitate!
Wu Liuqi's heart became ruthless, and as soon as she gritted her teeth, she didn't care about the disguise, and directly removed the disguise of the ever-changing GAI BA egg, and changed back to its original shape!
Bang!
Snapped!
“Yashe spicy food!”
Wu Liuqi, who couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the big face in front of him away!
"Ah~"
Ah Jun was caught off guard, and was directly sent flying by Wu Liuqi. With a scream, he hit the inner wall of the submarine's cabin.
Wu Liuqi squatted on the ground, patted his chest with fear on his face: "It's so dangerous, I almost lost my virginity..."
My first kiss was reserved for Miss Mei, how could it fall on this short, fat and ugly little pirate?
"Ah! You you you!"
Seeing Wu Liuqi who suddenly appeared, Ajie was taken aback, subconsciously took two steps back, looking trembling.
Ah Jun, who had reacted, saw Wu Liuqi with an angry expression on his face: "Damn it! Where did you come from? Where did you get my fish?"
Hearing this, Ajie also pointed at Wu Liuqi angrily and asked, "Yes! Tell me quickly! Where did you get our fish!"
"..."
Wu Liuqi's mouth twitched when he heard this, he was speechless.
Unexpectedly, two peerless geniuses, Wolong and Phoenix, were born inside the small submarine at the same time. It is really rare to see in ten thousand years...
"I didn't expect that a top assassin like me, Wu Liuqi, would be forced out of my original form by you two idiots. It's really shameful..."
Wu Liuqi couldn't help covering his face.
assassin? !
Ajun and Ajie looked at each other when they heard the words, and they all saw the shock in each other's eyes.
The person in front of him is actually an assassin!
Thinking of this, Ajun and Ajie put aside the matter of the fish and stood together.
The two of them looked solemn, and said in unison: "So you are an assassin, what do you want to do?"
Wu Liuqi covered his face, feeling that the two couldn't bear to look directly at them.
"Actually, I'm not an assassin. I'm a sea cleaner, specializing in cleaning."
Wu Liuqi said seriously.
"Oh! That's how it is!"
Ajun and Ajie suddenly realized.
Wu Liuqi resisted the desire to complain in his heart, and said solemnly: "Can you tell me where the captain of this submarine is?"
Ah Jun heard the words with a simple and honest face: "Oh, you mean the boss?"
Ajie: "He's behind you."
Ah Jun pinched his nose and nodded seriously: "Yes."
behind me...?
When Wu Liuqi heard this, his body froze immediately, and he turned his head with difficulty.
Sure enough, I saw a trendy man with a red pepper hairstyle and a red cloak looking at him meaningfully.
Ajun and Ajie hurried to his side and set up special effects for fifty cents.
"Dang Dang Dang Dang!"
"This is our boss!"
"Suave and suave, the jade tree is facing the wind, an extremely handsome nobleman in the water——Captain Jack!"
Ajun and Ajie looked proud.
"Hehe...that's right, I am the owner of this submarine...Captain Jack."
Captain Jack straightened his flowing hair, chuckled, and said with an elegant pose.
Wu Liuqi was shocked for a second by the special effect of fifty cents.
After reacting, he looked at Captain Jack's hair and couldn't help complaining in a low voice.
"This person's hair looks like a bamboo shoot..."
Wu Liuqi was amazed.
However, he didn't notice that Captain Jack's face had darkened.
"...Do you think I can't hear what you're saying?"
Captain Jack gritted his teeth and said with a black line on his face.
How dare you say that your handsome hairstyle looks like toothpaste!It's too much!
Wu Liuqi was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then said embarrassingly, "Oh, I heard you, I'm sorry..."
Captain Jack took a deep breath and sneered: "Stop pretending, you little assassin who is dying, tell me, how do you want to die?"
Hearing this, Ajun and Ajie took a step forward, and said with a serious face: "The boss is right, how do you want to die?"
Then they both froze for a moment, scratched their heads, and looked puzzled.
"Oh? Isn't he a cleaner? How is he an assassin?"
"Yes, yes! How could it be?"
Ajun and Ajie were at a loss.
Wu Liuqi also pretended to be silly and cute when he heard the words, and smiled honestly at Captain Jack: "That's right, Captain Jack, you misunderstood me, I'm actually a cleaner..."
Although his disguise was exposed, the IQ of these people did not seem to be high. He could pretend to be stupid first, and then seek opportunities to assassinate the captain!
At that time, my mission will be successfully completed!
Wu Liuqi thought to himself, bang bang sounding his abacus.
Captain Jack's veins were throbbing, and he suppressed his anger.
He didn't know whether Wu Liuqi was angry because he thought he was a fool or because his two little brothers were too stupid.
"Stop pretending, you idiot! I have been domineering in the sea for so many years, and I have never seen a sea cleaner!"
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Captain Jack couldn't help but said angrily.
Ajun Ajie was horrified when he heard this.
The captain is right!
None of them thought of this alas!
Wu Liuqi was a little embarrassed when he heard the words: "Uh... I didn't expect you to be so smart..."
Captain Jack's face darkened when he heard this.
Wu Liuqi sighed, and spread his hands helplessly: "Well, let me tell the truth, I'm actually a..."
Speaking of this, Wu Liuqi's eyes flashed brightly, he stepped on his feet, and stabbed Captain Jack's neck with scissors in his hand!
Unprepared to attack!
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