I'm not that kind of orc

"The prostitute!" She just kept turning her face away, not daring to look at me, for fear that I would run out and dirty her eyes, and at the same time kept yelling, "What are you talking about? Interest! Not only peeping at me in the shower, but also hiding there naked... Do, do..." The more she spoke, the more difficult it was for her to speak, her voice suddenly softened, "Do, do strange things..."

"Stop me!" I shuddered when I heard it, and interrupted her loudly, "What's so strange? Don't you have such a rich imagination, okay? Listen, I'm just here to take a bath! It's just a bath! I don't want to I know you're here. That's the way it is, do you understand? That's it, goodbye!"

It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, so after explaining this, I decided to get out of here quickly.Believe it or not, it's her business, anyway, I didn't do anything wrong.

In the end, she stopped her and called out: "Don't try to fish in troubled waters! Just stand there and don't move, Miss Ben!"

"Why? You really enjoy the feeling that both sides are looking at each other across the air?" I turned back and couldn't understand what was going on in her mind for a while.

"Stop talking nonsense, pervert!" After she yelled this sentence, her voice suddenly became weak again, "I said you...you, you...you saw it, right?"

"what did you see?"

"See...my, my body..." She hugged her shoulders tightly, kept her face away, her eyes flicked over from time to time, her voice trembling, "You just saw it, right?"

"No." I told the truth without any guilt, "I didn't see any sensitive parts, so you can rest assured."

"Liar!" Her voice suddenly became a little crying, "Woo... I was given by an orc..."

"Really not! I can tell...uh..." I scanned my eyes, and finally couldn't find anything suitable to swear by, so I pointed to the owl on the dwarf tree, "I can tell you This owl swears!"

"Really, really?"

Seeing her half-belief, I quickly nodded firmly: "Of course! It has always been here, and it can be a witness!"

At this moment, I don't know whether it was because I was surprised by the sudden action of pointing at it or the timing was just right, the owl suddenly jumped up without warning, flapped its wings and took off, heading towards the night sky and never returning.

it flew away...

flew away……

gone……

"..."

"..."

I froze while maintaining the movement of raising my finger to point there, and an extremely awkward silence spread between us.

Alright, I've made a bond with this kind of animal. I'll hunt down all the owls within a five-kilometer radius later, and don't let anyone stop me!

"You really—" She turned her face tremblingly, and stared at me with wide eyes.

"No! Who would have expected it to fly at this time? I can swear on this towel..." I quickly changed my words.

"Liar! I will never trust you again!"

"Then what the hell do you want me to do!!" I couldn't explain it no matter how I said it, I finally broke out out of patience.

"Huh?" She was caught off guard by my sudden anger and was stunned.

"I've had enough! I haven't done anything wrong, so why should I be blamed like this? You yourself have been submerged in the water just now, have you been seen that you don't know what to do? Huh?"

That's right, I have no reason to be blamed at all, why should I spend so much patience explaining and comforting this troublesome girl?

The alcohol made the anger welling up in his chest become uncontrollable.

"This, this..." Her arrogance weakened a lot.

"Even if I took a hundred steps back and was seen, it wouldn't be my fault, right? Did you come to take a shower by yourself and let me know? Don't make it seem like it's really just you who suffer, make it seem like I like watching you guys It’s the same as an elf’s **! I’m not interested in you at all!” I emphasized this sentence again.

"What did you say?" She reacted inexplicably to these words, suddenly gained momentum, and glared at me.

"Geeling! What are you staring at? Okay, you think you are at a disadvantage, right, okay..." The drunken me was completely ignited by her attitude, "Then come, come, let you Take a look at my head office too! This will make it even!" I said as I made a gesture to walk through the bushes.

"Hey, yah, yah, yah!" Her complexion changed drastically, and she screamed desperately with her eyes closed.

At the same time, the spring suddenly churned, and a large amount of water rushed into the air as if being sucked by a tornado, gradually converging into the shape of a huge snake.

Seeing her cast such a spell without warning, I couldn't help but froze, and my head was half awake.

Damn, what did I just do...

"Go to hell!" she hissed, and at the same time the giant snake made of water opened its mouth and rushed towards me.Before I had time to react, I was swallowed by the powerful current, and I was rushed far away abruptly.

During those few seconds of churning in the torrent, a thought popped into my head:

You can cast such a spell without chanting... If this girl is not stupid, she should be considered a pretty powerful mage...

The Lone Wolf and the Stars (3)

It was already 5 minutes after I changed my clothes and walked back to the fire in the center of the camp.

"You're back." Angelica turned her head to look over, and said slowly, "It was washed so quickly...was it clean?"

"It's been washed... It's cleaner than usual." I replied, with mixed feelings in my heart.

... being washed away by that torrent, I feel that the skin on my body is almost peeling off.

"There was a lot of movement at the spring just now, are you diving there?" She asked again.

"Bad, almost..." I replied vaguely.

"Your hair... and your body, you haven't dried it properly, it's still wet..." She tilted her head, "You wait here, I'll get you another towel." She said He got up and walked over to the tent.

"Classmate Bullock, sit down and warm yourself by the fire, you will catch a cold if you do this." Princess Alisa said with concern.

"Oh……"

I was rushed into the woods by Feilan's water magic, and finally hugged a tree in time in the torrent, resisting the raging waves for a while, and finally waited until the water gradually slowed down.The towels were long gone, but luckily when I went back under the tree where I put my clothes down, the clothes were still there.I simply wiped the water off my body and put on a change of clothes.

I sat down by the fire to warm myself, feeling uneasy.

After being washed in cold water like this, the alcohol was also washed away. When I woke up, I realized - what did I do just now? I'll go...

Now think about it calmly, although that idiot is a bit entangled, isn't the action I just made completely sexual harassment?

With her temperament... I'm afraid she won't just use magic to wash me away and let it go.

Thinking of this, I subconsciously swept around the periphery of the open space.

Then, when I saw a figure that suddenly appeared between the tents, my body and expression froze at the same time.

Her hair stood on end, her teeth were gritted, and she burst into a rage like a demon god descending into the world——Feilan, who had changed her clothes, was staring at me with a face of embarrassment and anger from the air, holding a long sword in her hand that reflected orange-red flames.

... You see, this is killing them.

The moment she met my gaze, she walked towards me with murderous strides, with an momentum as if there was a wall in front of her, and she wanted to smash it straight and never go around.

This girl is obviously here to kill me, and she doesn't hide it at all!

I immediately bounced off the ground.

"Classmate Bullock?" Princess Alisa immediately noticed my reaction, followed my line of sight suspiciously, and opened her eyes wide in surprise, "Huh, Classmate Feilan?"

Feilan's hostile appearance of the visitor obviously startled her.

At this time, Feilan had already walked to a position only a dozen steps away from me, and the pace under her feet suddenly accelerated, and there was a faint momentum to charge.

"You bastard orc! Go to hell!" She swung her sword and was about to strike.

I calmly parried, anticipating the trajectory of the blade and turned sideways to avoid it.

As a result, this idiot missed the target, and couldn't hold back his momentum for a while, so he rushed forward two steps. Reflexively, I lifted my foot and kicked the ankle of the foot that was raised when she was walking, and her two legs immediately They tripped together, and the whole body fell flat on the ground with inertia, and the fall was very unsightly.

... I really didn't do this kick on purpose, it's just that there was such a big opening in front of my eyes, and the conditioned reflex cultivated by combat training accidentally broke out by itself.

What's more, why did this girl come to me with a sword to settle accounts? Isn't she a mage?Why did you choose close combat?The difference in fighting skills between me and her is clearly here, isn't it?

So it is really hard to save people who are stupid.

Before I could ask her if she was okay, she got up on her hands, turned her head and stared at me, but her voice was so wronged that she was about to cry, "You bastard!"

Just as she rose up again and slashed towards her again, a pair of arms encircled her body from behind.

"Student Feilan, don't be like this, calm down first!" Princess Alisa finally came around and hugged her body behind her, trying to stop her.

"Let go of me! I must kill this bastard!" Feilan struggled violently, with such strength that she even dragged Princess Alyssa a few steps forward.

"What happened?" Princess Alyssa, who was holding Feilan, cast a questioning look at me.

"..." I really didn't know how to answer her.

The guards beside the fire were finally attracted by the commotion on our side. A dozen or so guards surrounded us. The captain of the guard went to the front and asked this way: "Guests, what's the matter? It's so lively all of a sudden? "

"It's all this bastard!" Finally finding someone to confide in, Feilan pointed her sword at me.

My heart suddenly sank, and an extremely ominous premonition surged up.

Then Feilan said with righteous indignation: "He just ran into my tent and forced me...forced me to serve him..."

The onlookers suddenly went into an uproar.

I knew it I knew it!

"Hey, your statement is too vague! I clearly just want you to—" I quickly defended myself.

I just let you rub your shoulders and tease you verbally. The term "serving" is too intriguing.

But before I could finish my words, the idiot in front of me uttered another shocking statement: "He even cut my hands backwards, pressed me on the bed, and mercilessly... insulted me..."

Everyone who was watching took a deep breath.

"Did you say that on purpose!?"

What kind of insult is it to just say that she is not interested in her?

However, Miss Feilan's misleading explanation continues here.

"Then, just now... when I ran to take a shower...he ran over again..." Feilan had already started to sniff her nose, telling her last experience with a grievance on her face. .

All the guards gave her sympathetic glances, and I could imagine a twisted story beginning to take shape in their heads: evil orcs sneaking into the Infinity War while the others were engrossed in the banquet. The tent of the elf girl who helped her, threatened and forced her to do indescribable things, and finally ignored her cries and begged for mercy and pressed her on the bed to violate... After the incident, the poor girl ran to the spring in pain to wash her body , but the orc's claws stretched out again...

"Hey, don't always say things so vaguely in key places! I didn't do anything excessive to you!" I said righteously.

"Didn't you force me to see your dick by the water in the end?" Feilan stared at me, "How dare you say you didn't do it?"

I was at a loss for words.

This time, my reaction made Princess Alyssa let go of Feilan, she covered her mouth tightly and cast an unbelievable look at me.

"No, no!" I looked around, facing everyone's shocked gazes, trying to explain things clearly, "Listen to my explanation first..."

As a result, all the guards caught by my eyes took a step back with a face of shrinking, as if afraid that I would turn my target on them.Only the captain of the guard met my sight with his head held high, his eyes bright, and he even looked a little expectant.

... This reaction made me so damn not sure where to start complaining!