I, the boss of another world, married an elf saint

However, even though Mu Yunfan has master-level mixed martial arts agility, Mu Yunfan finally missed one after another enthusiastic girls.

During this time, if an individual wanted to see Mu Yunfan, Mu Yunfan would generally refuse.But if it's a group, Mu Yunfan usually won't refuse.

At noon on the third day, a group of girls who claimed to be Mu Yunfan's fan club came to the store to meet Mu Yunfan.As soon as Mu Yunfan walked out of the store, he saw forty or fifty girls lined up in front of him, all smiling and saying in unison:

"""Yunfan Husband, I like you the most!"""

Mu Yunfan was stunned for a moment, and then the girls from the fan group rushed to Mu Yunfan after shouting, surrounded Mu Yunfan, and then unexpectedly, two bears hugged each other and kissed him.

Mu Yunfan was startled immediately, and quickly stretched out his hand to block, but Mu Yunfan's two fists were no match for four hands, and he couldn't really be rough with these girls, so he was immediately kissed by them continuously, except for the key protection The mouth, cheeks, neck, arms and body are all caught by excited girls and kissed.

And what's even more terrible is that the girls in these fan clubs even specially put on lipstick!As a result, Mu Yunfan's body was covered with red hickey marks one after another.

After the girls succeeded in kissing Mu Yunfan, they screamed excitedly and scattered.

When Mu Yunfan turned his head to look inside the store, he saw Phyllis standing at the door of the store and looking at him, her whole face turned iron blue.

Mu Yunfan felt a chill in his heart, and quickly said: "This is not what I want, these are all force majeure!"

I saw Felice raised a sweet smile, and said in an inorganic voice: "It's okay, it's not Yunfan's fault, I'm not angry at all, and I didn't want to kill all those girls, Yunfan What are you worried about?"

Phyllis's smile made Mu Yunfan feel inexplicably terrified, and his back felt chills.

At this time, Charlotte came over and said seriously: "Brother Yunfan, you will be shot with a hatchet if you do this."

At this time, Phyllis was holding a pair of chopsticks in her hand.In Mu Yunfan's eyes, this pair of chopsticks seemed like a hatchet that could be cut at him at any time.

As a result, for the whole day today, no matter how much Mu Yunfan coaxed Phyllis, Phyllis was unwilling to pay attention to Mu Yunfan.

In the four days since Feifan Restaurant reopened, Feifan Restaurant was bustling like never before, and the business was extremely hot.Mu Yunfan originally planned to just pay off the more than 25 points of the loan, but now not only has he paid off all of it, but also has an extra [-] points!Of course Mu Yunfan was flattered.

During these four days, not only did people keep looking for Mu Yunfan, but also many people came here curiously to see Xue Li because they heard that General Shirley, the strongest general in the empire, was wearing a maid outfit as a waiter at Feifan Restaurant. Li's true appearance as a maid.Of course, some people wanted Shirley's signature, especially some female security team members.

Among the people looking for Shirley's signature, the largest number are these female security team members.Many of them, like Rosa, admire Shirley for killing enemies and defending the country on the battlefield, but because women are not allowed to join the army, they have to become members of the security team.

Facing those who were looking for her autograph, Shirley basically signed them all.

Moreover, in these four days, Shirley couldn't show a normal smile to the guests for the first two days, but from the third day onwards, Shirley could gradually show a normal smile in front of the guests.

On the fourth day, the business was over, and after closing the shop for cleaning, Shirley and Leonora returned to the house together.Before going to bed at night, in Shirley's bedroom, Shirley looked at herself in the mirror in front of the mirror.

Originally, the Feifan restaurant was closed until tonight, and it would leave for the imperial capital tomorrow morning to meet the queen.But Mu Yunfan said that the fermentation of the canned food is still a little bit worse, so it will continue to operate for noon tomorrow, and then leave in the afternoon.

For some reason, when Xueli heard Mu Yunfan's decision, instead of feeling that Mu Yunfan was delaying the time to meet the queen, on the contrary, she felt a little happy.

Shirley recalled that what she experienced in the store these days was the first time in her life.The work in the store is very busy, and because of the endless stream of customers, it is almost impossible to stop and rest.To be honest, the degree of ease is really not much easier than training soldiers in the army.

However, even though he is so busy, he thinks of their happy smiles every time he serves delicious food to each guest.And the laughter of every customer in the store, Shirley couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, revealing a faint smile.

Then Shirley was stunned, because she smiled when she saw herself in the mirror just now.

Originally, the meaning of my life was to fight for Her Majesty the Queen and take good care of the princess.She doesn't care about anything else.But now, because of other things, he naturally smiled.

When the time came to the fifth day, Feifan Restaurant opened as usual at noon. After the business ended at noon, everyone returned to the old store together, because now is the time to open the fermented canned food Mu Yunfan fermented!

Mu Yunfan led everyone to the kitchen storage room of the old shop.Mu Yunfan picked up an iron can, and saw that the iron can had swelled up due to the gas fermented inside, which was a sign that its fermentation was complete.

At this time, Mu Yunfan looked at the bulging tin can in his hand, and couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion. This legendary delicacy was finally made for himself!

The biggest feature of this delicacy is its ubiquitous and difficult to dissipate stench.Its stench is said to be indescribable. Some people describe it as a mixture of feces, dead rats, fish and so on.

It is said that in the country where this delicacy was born, the government does not allow residents to open it in residential areas, and it is not allowed to carry it on international flights, because the change in air pressure in the plane will cause the can to burst, and then lead to extremely serious aviation accidents!

According to scientific analysis, the odor value of durian is only 420Au, while its odor value is as high as 8070Au!Its smell is three hundred times that of natto, and it is said to be more than 20 times smellier than stinky tofu!

It is said that as long as you take a bite of it, and then kiss deeply with the person you love, you can test whether it is true love.

That's right, its name is, the legendary canned herring that is the most invincible and smelly in the universe!

Moreover, because of the use of the fermented sauce with the improved formula of the system, its stench has reached a level that breaks through the sky and is devoid of conscience!

Mu Yunfan looked at the canned herring in his hand and showed a hey hey smile.

Empress Tianhui, I am a broad-minded person who never holds grudges. If you send someone to kill me casually, I will not take revenge on you.

185. Try eating

At this moment, Leonora looked at the swollen tin can Mu Yunfan was holding, and asked, "Is it finished?"

Mu Yunfan nodded and said with a smile: "Well, the iron can is swollen by the gas inside, which is the sign of its completion."

When Leonora heard this, she was overjoyed immediately, she was already a little hungry, and wanted to taste the delicacies made by Mu Yunfan who went all the way to the West Sea to catch ingredients.

Leonola couldn't wait to say: "Mu Yunfan, quickly open it and try it!"

Mu Yunfan's face changed slightly, how could you open and eat this thing in front of others?

Moreover, Mu Yunfan didn't want Leonola to have a psychological burden.Because although this thing is a unique enjoyment because of the special fermented sauce, it smells really bad.

If Leonola knows how stinky this thing is, and then allows herself to give it to the Radiant Empress, especially after Leonora knows how she will "use" the canned herring in front of the Radiant Empress, maybe It will be a psychological burden on her.

Mu Yunfan is very considerate of the clerk, and the grievances between himself and Empress Tianhui should minimize the impact on Leonola.

So Mu Yunfan said: "Right now, there is only one jar that is fully fermented, and the rest will not be fermented until we arrive at the imperial capital. And this thing should be eaten alone. Let Shirley taste this jar first." , When we go to meet Empress Tianhui, the rest will be fermented before you can eat."

Leonola couldn't help but look disappointed, she just nodded and said: "Okay."

So Mu Yunfan smiled at Xue Li: "Then invite General Xue Li to try it."

Shirley nodded. "Give me the can."

Mu Yunfan handed the canned herring, the can-opening knife and chopsticks to Xueli, and said, "Don't rush to eat, we need to make some preparations first."

Mu Yunfan asked everyone except Xueli to leave the storage room, leaving Xueli alone in the storage room.Then I found water, mints, and a bag, and said to Shirley: "I will eat it later when I tell you that it is okay to eat. After you finish eating, remember to rinse your mouth with water and eat mints. There is also a can Tightly wrap it in this bag and seal it. Then come out after I say you can come out."

Shirley couldn't help wondering why it took so much trouble to eat a can.However, during this period of time, Xueli has eaten Mu Yunfan's food, knowing how delicious Mu Yunfan's food is, so she nodded. "knew."

So Mu Yunfan closed the door of the storage room, and then found cloth strips to plug up the gaps in the door until there was no air leakage at all.Leonola saw that Mu Yunfan had put in so much effort, and couldn't help worrying: "Why did you do so much? Could there be some problem?"

Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "It's all right, in fact, this food just smells bad, but it tastes absolutely delicious."

Mu Yunfan took Phyllis and the others outside the house again, to the vent in the storage room.Find a bunch of cloth pieces to plug the vents.Then he told Phyllis: "After Shirley finishes eating, I will remove the cloth from the air vent, and you will use wind magic to extract all the air in the room and discharge it to high altitude."

Seeing Mu Yunfan's serious expression, Phyllis nodded seriously. "Oh, I see."

Mu Yunfan worried and continued to instruct: "Remember to pump out all the air inside, and pump it as high as possible. Of course, it is within your ability."

Phyllis nodded seriously again.

Then Mu Yunfan shouted towards the storage room: "You can start eating!"

At this time, Xueli in the storage room, after hearing Mu Yunfan's voice, stared at the canned herring placed on the table in front of her, her face full of solemn expressions.

Shirley already knew that the canned herring smelled bad and tasted good.But just how stinky is it?

Shirley knew that Mu Yunfan gave Queen Tianhui this can of herring in order to take revenge and make Queen Tianhui suffer a little.Therefore, Shirley was prepared that the canned herring would be very smelly.

So Shirley picked up the knife with a solemn expression, and opened the can of herring with full preparation.

Insert the knife into the edge of the can lid, and scratch along the edge forcefully, the can lid is cut out immediately, and with a "boo" sound like a fart-like deflation, the gas that is already full in the can suddenly gushes out .

The next moment, Xue Li's fair face suddenly turned livid!

Xue Li subconsciously stretched out her hand to cover her nose, her whole body trembling violently.This stench seems to be the roar of the devil, the breath of hell.At this moment, Xue Li felt as if she had come to the [-]th floor of the maha stinky hell!

In an instant, Xueli only felt that all the good things in the world had been lost, and she couldn't remember all the delicacies that Mu Yunfan had cooked, even the delicious Sunshine Egg Fried Rice.The only thing left in this world is the endless stench of decay.

This stench is so bad that the sky is falling apart, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, human reason is broken, and human history can no longer survive!

At this time, even the most powerful generals in the empire, the white god of death, who made the enemy fearful on the battlefield, and the majestic General Shirley, only felt that he had been stinking out of his sheath, and his body shook slightly and almost fell down.Shirley just felt as if she was submerged in a foul-smelling quagmire and could not escape.

At this moment, Shirley seemed to feel the greatest malice in the world.From the stench, Xue Li seemed to be able to feel Mu Yunfan's devilish smile.

At this moment, Shirley felt that she had been deceived by the cruelest thing in the world.What food!It's all deceiving, this is obviously a lump of extremely stinky evil that collects all the smells in the world, how can it be food?

At this moment, Shirley already instinctively wanted to leave this room to escape from the [-] layers of maha stench hell.

However, when Xueli thought about what Mu Yunfan said, this was the only chance for Empress Tianhui to eat Sunshine Egg Fried Rice!

For His Majesty, even if I put myself in the [-]th floor of the maha stench hell, I am willing!

At this moment, Xue Li's eyes showed the determination to go through fire and water for His Majesty, she picked up the chopsticks, and picked up the milky white lump that was emitting a stench inside!

Shirley looked at the lump of unknown human substance in front of her, put it into her mouth suddenly, and then used her white teeth to press on this lump!

Shirley chewed carefully, only feeling a sour, salty taste spread in her mouth.Then, Shirley opened her eyes with red pupils, and an idea popped into her mind.

Hey, not bad!

Shirley originally thought that she couldn't help but spit it out as soon as she ate this lump in her mouth. In fact, when the lump got closer and closer to her mouth, Xue Li almost wanted to throw up.However, the taste of this lump of food is unexpectedly not only does not make people want to vomit, but it is sour, salty, and has a unique flavor that makes people more and more energetic after eating.

Obviously, the stench just now made me feel like the world was ending, but I couldn't stop eating it!The sour, salty taste is the first time Shirley has tasted it in her life. In short, it is very, very delicious!

At this moment, Shirley seemed to have discovered a new continent in the world, passed through the stinky fog, and reached the other side of the new world!

At this moment, Shirley felt that the stench emanating from the storage room didn't seem so unacceptable anymore.

As she ate and ate, she accidentally ate all of it. Looking at the empty can in front of her, Xue Li looked at the hundreds of junctures piled aside, and couldn't help but want to pick up another one to eat!

However, Shirley is a very self-controlled person, her eyes are firm, such delicious food must be reserved for His Majesty to eat!

ps: It is customary to ask for a monthly pass ~ I really want to say that I want a monthly pass!

186. Departure

Shirley coughed twice, and said to the outside: "I'm done eating."

At this time, Mu Yunfan and the others were already waiting outside, and everyone listened carefully to the movement in the storage room.Everyone only heard the sound of opening a can, and there was no movement inside.

Mu Yunfan was worried that Xue Li would be stunned by the stink, because it is said that someone will be stinked directly before eating it.If Shirley was stink before eating, he would be even more unable to take the canned herring in front of the queen and slap her.But after a while, everyone heard Shirley's voice "It's finished eating." from inside, and Mu Yunfan breathed a sigh of relief.

Mu Yunfan glanced at Felice, who nodded.Then Mu Yunfan walked to the side of the vent, took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to pinch his nose, and said to everyone: "Cover your nose!"

Leonola, Catherine, Charlotte, and Phyllis immediately covered their noses with their hands.Then Mu Yunfan pulled out the cloth that blocked the ventilation hole, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Puff!"

Phyllis immediately raised her free hand, and immediately a gust of wind rushed into the storage room, bringing out all the stench inside, and then blowing it into the sky to dissipate.

After finishing all this, Phyllis nodded.Mu Yunfan and the others let go of their hands covering their noses and breathed a sigh of relief.

Shirley opened the door and walked out, and Leonola immediately stepped forward with a curious look on her face and asked, "Sister Shirley, how does it taste?"