I, the boss of another world, married an elf saint

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135、It's all your fault

At this time, he was in the big tent of the Chinese army.On General Oliver's desk was a large plate of pineapple pancakes and a handful of bananas.These pineapple-flavored pancakes from General Oliver were naturally sent to him by the kitchen.

At this time, General Oliver was holding a banana in one hand and pancakes in the other, eating pancakes and bananas with relish, enjoying himself.There are several generals beside them who are also eating pancakes and bananas with enjoyment on their faces.

At this time, the sharp archer Hall walked in.As soon as Oliver saw Hall, he immediately said with a smile on his face: "Hall, the pancakes from the kitchen are super delicious! Come and try them too!"

Hall couldn't help but get angry when he saw this scene.Hall originally thought that Oliver should have finished eating bananas and was planning to come in to discuss military affairs with him.But unexpectedly, Oliver was still eating, and there was an extra pancake!

At this time, Hall was worried about military affairs and had no appetite at all. He immediately said in a deep voice: "No, sir, you can eat. I won't disturb you, and I will leave first."

Hall turned around and walked out of the large tent of the Chinese army, sighing with worry on his face.

Hall looked up and looked around, and saw that quite a few soldiers were eating a pancake with relish, and the soldiers without pancakes flocked towards the dining car.

At this moment, a soldier ran over with two pancakes, handed them to Hall with a smile and said, "Master Hall, the pancakes made by the kitchen tent are really delicious! Try it."

Seeing the loose appearance of the barracks, Hall was actually worried and had no appetite at all.He didn't eat a single banana just now.But now he felt that it was not easy to betray the soldier's kindness, so he took a piece and took a bite.

Then the next moment, Hall opened his eyes, and this pineapple flavored pancake was so delicious!

Hall immediately asked the soldier, "Where is this pancake distributed?"

Time passed slowly, and it had been almost half an hour since the first soldier ate pineapple-flavored pancakes. At this time, more than [-]% of the soldiers in the entire barracks had eaten pineapple-flavored pancakes.

This speed was beyond Mu Yunfan's expectations. Originally, Mu Yunfan thought that only [-]% of the soldiers could eat pineapple-flavored pancakes in half an hour.

At this time, Chef Char, who was in front of the kitchen tent, was happily distributing pineapple-flavored pancakes to the soldiers beside the dining car.All the soldiers around who ate pineapple pancakes praised him.This made Chef Char very happy, and his vanity triumphed.Gradually, when he talked with the soldiers, he took the main credit for creating the pineapple-flavored pancakes on himself.

He thought to himself, Mr. Mu doesn't want to expose his identity, so it's okay for me to take the credit for it, right?I'll be making this pancake now anyway!

At this moment, Catherine looked at the soldiers who were eating pineapple-flavored pancakes with relish, counting the time silently in her heart.

Finally, three 10 minutes to.

The soldier who ate the pineapple-flavored pancake first was in line for the third time, wanting to get another pineapple-flavored pancake.Chef Charles stipulated that everyone had to line up, and they could only take two yuan at a time, otherwise they would not be able to eat, so the soldier had to queue up repeatedly like this.

However, when it was almost time to queue up for him, the soldier's face suddenly turned ashen.Seeing that something was wrong with him, the soldier next to him quickly asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

The next moment the soldier spat out with a "wow".

The expression on the soldier's face at this time was as ugly as if he had eaten a fly, and he said with difficulty: "It's in the mouth, the taste is so difficult..."

Before he finished speaking, he spit out again in a big mouthful.

Just when the soldier next to him was thinking that the soldier had eaten something wrong, a strong stench suddenly surged from his throat.

A disgusting smell like rotten eggs and cockroaches and flies echoed in his mouth.At this moment, he suddenly recalled the stench of corpses that he had smelled in the Yinfeng Burial Mound!

The next moment, he also spat out with a wow.The soldiers around were suddenly scared away from the two of them.

Chef Char saw two people throwing up suddenly, he couldn't help frowning, thinking that they had eaten something wrong, and was trying to drive them away.

However, at this moment, another soldier vomited not far away, and then the third and fourth soldiers vomited out one after another.

The expression on every soldier's face was as ugly as if he had eaten a fly.

Chef Char couldn't help frowning deeply. He felt that these soldiers must have gone to the forest by themselves to eat something that would ruin their stomachs.

Really, I told them a long time ago that they can't eat anything in the forest, but these soldiers just didn't listen!

But then, more and more soldiers turned ugly as if they had eaten a fly, and then spit it out with a wow.And after vomiting, he was stimulated by the stench in his mouth and kept retching.

More and more soldiers around were throwing up like this. Nearly half of the soldiers around Chef Char were vomiting with ugly faces, and the number of vomiting was still increasing!

Why, why do so many people vomit?

This made the expression on Chef Char's face fluctuate with surprise.

A soldier asked with a difficult face: "Chef Char, did you put something wrong in your pancake? This smell is so bad, vomit..."

The soldier vomited again before finishing speaking.

Chef Char suddenly said angrily: "How is it possible? I have eaten this pancake myself, why didn't I vomit?"

Immediately, other soldiers vomited and retorted: "Ugh...but we only vomited after eating your pancakes, vomit..."

At the beginning, Chef Char insisted that there was no problem with his pancakes, but more and more soldiers vomited, and soon some chefs who had gone to distribute pancakes to other places in the barracks came back in a panic.

They all said anxiously: "Many of the soldiers on my side vomited!"

"So are my soldiers!"

"It's the same over there, and more and more people are vomiting!"

All the chefs who came back said the same thing in such a hurry.

Chef Will is finally getting worried, because now the whole army is throwing up, and now the only thing the whole army has ever eaten is his crepes!And they didn't vomit when they ate bananas, they vomited after eating pancakes!

Chef Will hurriedly ran back to the kitchen tent, then ran to the back kitchen tent, opened the curtain of the back kitchen tent and said to Mu Yunfan who was inside, "It's okay, Mr. Mu, the soldiers have eaten We threw up after our pineapple crepes!"

At this time, Mu Yunfan has finished making mint iced watermelon juice.

When Mu Yunfan heard it, he was surprised and said, "How is it possible?"

Chef Char said anxiously: "Really, come out and have a look!"

Mu Yunfan immediately followed Chef Chall out of the kitchen tent, and when he looked around, he saw the soldiers vomiting all over the ground, and he couldn't help being shocked. "how so?"

Chef Char said anxiously: "Mr. Mu, is there something wrong with your formula?"

Mu Yunfan immediately yelled angrily: "Don't talk nonsense! How could there be a problem with my recipe? Obviously, your chefs and I ate the pancakes I made, so why didn't they vomit?"

Chef Char thought for a moment, that is indeed the case.

Mu Yunfan continued: "There must be something wrong with your method! Because the only difference between the pancakes that the soldiers ate and the pancakes we ate was that the pancakes we ate were made by me, while the pancakes that the soldiers ate were made by you! Tell me quickly! Did you use some kind of cheating method?"

Chef Char suddenly turned pale with fright, and said miserably: "I didn't, I really followed your recipe and method strictly! If you don't believe me, you can ask Xiaolei!"

Chef Char immediately looked at Leonora with a look of pleading for help.Leonora curled her lips and said, "I was on a short errand just now, so I didn't pay much attention."

Mu Yunfan immediately pointed at Chef Char and said angrily: "Whether you intend it or not, the problem with this pancake must be your fault! It's you who ate up all the soldiers in the army! It's all your fault! "

The next moment, Chef Char's face turned pale, and his legs couldn't help shaking.It is a felony to eat up the entire army!

"What, what should I do? Mr. Mu, you are so powerful, you have to save me!"

Mu Yunfan frowned tightly, and after a while he calmed down and said: "The soldiers have already vomited like this, I just prepared some drinks that promote body fluids, quench thirst and appetizers, let the soldiers drink slowly, maybe it is right They work."

Chef Char was overjoyed and nodded quickly. "Okay, thank you, Mr. Mu!"

Mu Yunfan took Chef Will and a group of chefs to the back kitchen tent, and saw that there were already more than [-] large buckets of watermelon juice drinks.

Mu Yunfan poured a glass for Chef Chall to drink. After Chef Chall drank it, he immediately felt a cold and sweet feeling in his throat, and there was a refreshing mint taste, which made him feel comfortable for a while. !

Chef Char could not help but be overjoyed: "This is really delicious, maybe it will be useful for the soldiers to drink this!"

When Leonora on the side heard Chef Chall say it was delicious, she was so hungry that she quickly said, "I want to drink it too!"

Mu Yunfan poured a glass for her, then whispered in her ear: "If you don't want to suffer, just take a sip."

Leonola was taken aback for a moment, she took a sip, and her eyes lit up the next moment.The watermelon juice is also delicious!

Leonola wanted to gulp and gulp it all down, but she suddenly remembered Mu Yunfan's words and looked at the watermelon juice in her hand.My heart is full of entanglements.Thinking of seeing those soldiers vomited to death, she felt angry and frightened. She was afraid that she would become like that too, but this watermelon juice was so delicious!

In the end, Leonora made up her mind and resolutely put down the water glass and stopped looking at it.

So Chef Char immediately mobilized all the chefs in the kitchen tent, and pulled out buckets of mint iced watermelon juice with a cart, and pulled them to different places in the barracks to distribute to the soldiers.

After the chefs went to distribute the watermelon juice, Mu Yunfan smiled at the girls and said, "What we have to do has been done, let's take advantage of no one withdrawing."

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The girls nodded, and the group walked out of the kitchen tent, but they didn't leave immediately, but walked around the military tent a few times to see if the soldiers had drunk the watermelon juice.

I saw the entire barracks at this time, no matter where I went, I could see soldiers vomiting and vomit all over the floor.Obviously just now they were still eating bananas and pineapple pancakes with relish, but in the blink of an eye they changed into this.

It was as if this place was heaven one moment, and hell the next moment.The girls couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

But soon everyone suppressed their sympathy, because every soldier here is an enemy who wants to invade Lighthouse City.

And Mu Yunfan knew that it wasn't enough now, and it would become an even more terrifying purgatory later!

After walking for a while, I came to a place where watermelon juice was distributed. I saw soldiers gulping down watermelon juice. The soldiers who drank the watermelon juice only felt a cool feeling of mint through their throats and stomachs. Let them finally feel better about themselves, and continue to line up for another drink.

Leonola was puzzled: "What will happen to them after drinking these watermelon juices?"

At this time, Leonola still didn't know why Mu Yunfan made these soldiers drink watermelon juice.

Mu Yunfan smiled sinisterly: "Just wait and see, I promise, this place will become an even more terrifying hell later!"

Seeing Mu Yunfan's sinister smile, Leonola couldn't help but feel a chill behind her back, always feeling that something terrible would happen in the future.

The group of people was not in a hurry to leave, and continued to stay in the camp for a while.

At this time, most of the soldiers had already drank a large glass of watermelon juice, and the expressions on their faces finally eased a little. Many soldiers were sitting on the ground weakly.They vomited so badly just now that they felt like they vomited out everything from yesterday and the day before yesterday.

However, not long after they felt comfortable, they suddenly felt a tumbling in their stomachs, and then their expressions changed, and they stood up abruptly and rushed to a certain place.

Leonola saw that these soldiers were sitting on the ground weakly just now, but they suddenly stood up and rushed towards different directions.

More and more soldiers suddenly stood up and ran.

Leonora looked blankly and asked, "What are they doing?"

Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "Of course I went to find a place for diarrhea."

Some of these soldiers rushed to the grass outside the barracks, and some rushed to the huts built in the barracks.

At first, there were soldiers rushing towards the grass huts in twos and threes, and gradually the number increased, and the grass and huts soon became insufficient.The soldiers rushed to the front of the hut and slammed on the door to call out the soldiers inside, or squatted directly in the grass where there were already people.

Those soldiers who couldn't get into the hut and didn't want to squat in the same grass with others had no choice but to keep running to find another place to have diarrhea.

For a while, the entire barracks was in chaos.The soldiers who were looking for the latrine ran back and forth, and finally, there was a strong stench in the barracks.

Some soldiers couldn't bear it and pulled it out on the spot.Phyllis and the other girls couldn't help covering their noses.