"Fuck, which dog is barking? It's because Taro Maru from the Mule teahouse has quality and never barks!"
"It can't be done, it can't be done, I have to buy an ice cream tomorrow, what a dog with no conscience!"
"Taro, you're dying so soon, it's time to drink medicine..."
The instigator, Taro Maru, stood in front of the dogs, with his head held high and his eyes piercing.
"Wow woof..." Master Taromaru barked twice, and all the dogs stepped out with their front legs black.
"Woof!" The Sun King barked twice again, and all the dogs put their legs back and stood upright.
Then, Taromaru began to deploy tasks.
"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."
To the effect: "Tomorrow, everyone, take out your eating bowls, and make it five steps, one dog, ten steps, two dogs, fifteen steps... a thousand steps... a thousand steps...
A thousand steps is not important anymore. In a word, everyone will bring the pot for eating to the street tomorrow.Then squatted down on the side of the road and put the basin in front of him.
Remember to press the pot with one of your feet, and knock it twice from time to time.Of course, the most important thing is the dog bark.When a human passes by, the dog barks twice.
If he's going to drop Shining Mora, let him go.If he doesn't lose Morrah, chase him until he gets to the next dog's place and you're going back again.
Remember, you must lie on the ground and pretend to be pitiful, so that someone can give it to Mora.The dog with the best performance will have the chance to enter the emperor's treasure house, and pick any bone at will! "
Hearing the bones, the other dogs barked wildly.You know, Taro Maru is the biggest bone holder of Inazuma, and there are thousands of bones.
Only then did Taromaru nodded in satisfaction, grinned like a dog, and smiled brilliantly.He believed that after his strict combat deployment, it would be a breeze for him to marry the little white fox!
Taromaru saw that all the dogs understood, so he disbanded them. He was ready to lie in the house of God to accept Mora.
In the Winter Kingdom, on the snow-covered road, an old man suddenly appeared.In this icy and snowy world, the green clothes looked so thin.
Suddenly, several giant steel beasts suddenly surrounded the old man, and a group of fools holding firecrackers stood up, pointed at the old man and asked:
"Where did you come from, if you don't tell the truth, I will shoot you!"
The old man was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly laughed and said: "The old Taoist thought that Blue Star in the Dharma-ending era was already very backward. I didn't expect you to be primitive people!"
All the fools saw that the old man dared to speak so boldly, so he directly pulled the trigger.Under the steel machinery of Zhidong Kingdom, there are no wronged souls!
However, when the bullet traveled in front of the old man, its speed decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.It seems that there is an invisible force that binds the bullets in the air.
The old man gently picked up the bullet, and said with a smile: "With this little ability, the tone is not small!"
Suddenly, the steel machines surrounding the old man made a "sizzling" sound and began to move slowly.They are very similar to the relic guards, but they are several times the size of the instrument.
"It's been a long time since I exercised my muscles and bones. I don't know if I'm unfamiliar with the old-fashioned Taijiquan!" After the old man said, he waved his hands to catch the huge hands of the huge steel machine.
The old man gently moved his hands to the side, and the hand of the steel machine hit another machine on the side.
In a palace, a woman dressed in fine clothes and holding a scepter sat on a seat in the center.She looks so unattainable, she looks like a cold queen.
"What do you think of this old man? Is there any way?" The woman said indifferently, her voice was very cold.
Seeing the old man's terrifying strength, the fools below fell silent.
"Doctor, are your machines malfunctioning? The power is so weak and the reaction is so slow!" A man smiled, the smile seemed very gentle, but the taste of sarcasm was stronger.
"It's not a problem with my machine, the old man's strength, I'm afraid..." The doctor's expression was very serious.
"Okay, stop arguing for no reason. Use that weapon, I don't want to do it now!" After the woman finished speaking, she looked at the doctor.
The doctor nodded, then took out a box, and lightly pressed the red button on it.
Soon, a huge flying object with flames on its tail flew towards the old man.
The old man was still exercising his muscles and bones with Tai Chi, and he didn't panic when he saw the flying object flying rapidly above him.With a wave of his hand, all the giant steel beasts around him were slowly annihilated.
"Interesting, since you guys are so warm and hospitable, I'm not going to be polite!" the old man said, waving his sleeves lightly, and the flying object disappeared into the sky.
"This is a good thing, take it back and give it to my old neighbors to taste, after all, it's unreasonable not to bring some special products!"
Everyone in the palace was silent as they watched this scene.
ps: The previous one was an illusion created by badminton. She could perceive it as soon as Phoenix landed on the island. Because it was an illusion, the screen jumped very fast and was very chaotic.At present, I only know that badminton can create illusions, and I dare not scribble.
As for the protagonist's grandfather, he was introduced by the original gods to reduce dimensionality.However, this seems to be one more thing to wear, someone took my cameo as a wear, I don't know how many times I have worn it. ╯﹏╰
If you don't like it, I'll try to change it. (Fake)
Chapter 179 Executive Officer No. [-] - Grandpa
"Why don't you talk anymore, who is going?" The woman's tone was a little cold, but it was more of an inexplicable worry.
The few executive officers below didn't speak. If such a terrifying old man asked them to go up, wouldn't that be death?
If they had that strength, would they come back to be mere executives? They would have kicked Tianli out of power long ago and stepped up on their own.
Seeing that everyone was silent, the woman sighed, and then walked slowly outside the palace.Every step he took, there was a layer of solid ice under his feet.
The old man looked around and shook his head.At this time, the woman who came out of the palace suddenly appeared in front of the old man, but the old man was not surprised.
The woman's scepter suddenly emitted a dazzling white light, and a white light flew towards the old man with an extremely cold aura.
The old man remained calm and snapped his fingers lightly, a small dark purple flame appeared on his finger.With a flick of his finger, the flame hit Baimang precisely.
"Pfft..." There was a sound of melting ice, and the flames flew back to the old man's hand, and then slowly dissipated.
"Little girl, do you want to fight again? My hands are so itchy!" The old man said with a smile on his face.
"Old man, what do you mean when you come to my Winter Kingdom?" The woman looked at the old man and asked lightly, with a trace of anger and accusation in her voice.
The only missile they had in Zhidong Kingdom was lost by the old man.They have always been the ones who went to other countries to make troubles in Zhidong, but they didn't expect their home to be stolen, so arrogant!
However, she seemed to have forgotten that they were the ones who besieged the old man on their own initiative.Only when the strength is weak, do you sue.
"Little baby, you came to besiege the old man first. The old man just came to look for his grandson, so you just hit me with shells. If the old man is weaker, I'm afraid you are not like this now." The old man stated calmly road.
The old man has practiced Taoism for many years, and he has long been familiar with this law of the jungle?But it's their fault to treat themselves as weaklings!
The woman's face turned red slightly, very embarrassed.They have always done things like this in the Winter Kingdom, but they did not expect to meet such a terrifying opponent this time, who is simply a steel plate, a humanoid monster!
Suddenly, the woman felt her eyes light up, as if the old man hadn't hurt anyone yet.In this way, wouldn't it be possible to invite him to join the Winter Kingdom?
"Old man, why don't you join me in the Winter Kingdom? We will help you find your grandson. Our intelligence system in the Winter Kingdom is all over the Tivat Continent."
From the woman's analysis of the old man's words, he might be here to find someone.However, the thigh can be hugged for a while.
The old man smiled slightly, how long has he lived?How could he not know this woman's scheming mind?However, what is this, he is absolutely confident in his own strength!
"Okay, let you help me find my grandson." The old man looked at the woman and said calmly.
The woman's face was overjoyed, Zhidong has such a strong combat power.In the face of Tianli, maybe you don't need to gather all seven God's Hearts to defeat it easily!
"Dare to ask the old man's name, so that I can issue tokens. Also, what is the name of your grandson, so that I can send someone to look for it."
The woman asked respectfully, in front of this old man, he felt an oppressive force stronger than the law of heaven!
"My name is Yesha, and my grandson's name is Yeyue. Don't think this name is very feminine, but my grandson is handsome and sunny. The little girls in the village are all clamoring to marry him! "
When the old man talked about Yeyue, his eyes were full of kindness.
The woman nodded, Yeyue, he remembered the name.As for the latter, he ignored them all.When you find Yeyue, you must brainwash him.
"If it weren't for how old your daughter is, I would have wanted to introduce you to my grandson!" The old man sized up the girl, but he didn't know whether it was sarcasm or a feeling.
The woman's face turned red slightly, her destiny is to build the Zhidong Kingdom and fight against the laws of heaven.She doesn't deserve to have a long-term relationship with her children.
But this old man is also true. While calling her little baby, he also dislikes her for being old. Isn't this contradictory!
"You will be the zeroth seat of our stupid executives from now on, code name..." The woman paused, then looked at Yesha and asked, "Old man, what do you think your code name is?"
After all, with the old man's level of strength, if he was given the last executive officer, the executive officers in front of him would not have to be frightened.
"Well... Since the old man is here to find his grandson, then my code name will be Grandpa!" The old man suddenly smiled and gave him a funny code name.
"Grandpa..." the woman murmured, and suddenly realized something, this old man is not a good person at first glance, using such a cheap code name!
"Hey!" The old man responded, and then said with a smile, "Don't call me that in the future, people who don't know will think you are my grandson-in-law!"
The woman tightened the scepter in her hand, considering her own strength, she still didn't make any moves.Soon, the old man met with several fools from Zhidong Kingdom.
"This is the new executive officer of our Fools, the zeroth Night Killer, code-named Grandpa... Grandpa!" The woman gritted her teeth when she was talking about Grandpa, and couldn't pronounce the words very clearly.
"grandfather?"
"grandfather?"
The reactions of the fools and the executive officers were very consistent. With so many executive officers, how come there is an extra grandfather.
"Ahem, don't even think about being my grandson, go find my grandson!" The old man waved his hand and said with a smile.
As a result, the news that Zhidong Kingdom had an extra zeroth executive officer spread like wildfire and began to spread.
"Have you heard that the executive officer has a grandpa at the zero seat, who is almost old, and I don't know how he got in."
"Why do you still call him Grandpa? I just can't stand people like you who are following people around, bah!"
"I'm fucking convinced, his code name is Grandpa, can you blame me for that!"
"As soon as you hear this code name, you know that this person is not serious. How can Her Lady Empress let him become an executive officer!"
"Tell me, could he be Her Majesty's grandfather!"
"How old is Her Lady Queen, is her grandfather still alive?"
The old man lived in Zhidong Kingdom for the time being, and the fools also started to get busy, looking for a person named Yeyue.
Yeyue and Fenghuang also returned to Dao's Wife, but Yeyue still didn't know that her grandfather had come to Tivat to find her.
"My lord, I'm not feeling well, why are you carrying my back on my back!" Fenghuang's soft and charming voice reached Yeyue's ears, making his whole body tremble.
God knows how hard he endured this time.Fenghuang challenged his bottom line all the time, fortunately he defended them time and time again, but his whole body was about to collapse.
He just wants to go back now and let Linghua help him.This woman, Fenghuang, is really good at it!
Chapter 180
"Rub it yourself!" After Yeyue finished speaking, she immediately walked towards Shenli Yashiki.Fenghuang didn't care, and followed directly, even pulling Yeyue's hand.
When she walked to the street, Yeyue felt that the atmosphere was a little weird.
"Wow, woof, woof..." When a dog passed by, he patted the iron bowl in front of him with his leg, making a "bang bang bang bang" sound.
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