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Chapter 190 [-] Do You Like To Eat Xiaomi? (seeking subscription)
"Zi Qiao, I remember that you were very naughty when you were in school. At that time, we asked you what happened in school every day. You never said it. Now you are finally willing to say it?"
Tang Youyou on the side looked at Lu Ziqiao expectantly.
"Of course!"
Lu Ziqiao nodded proudly.
"I still remember that when I was in the second year of junior high school, the teachers in the class called me one of the Four King Kong!"
"I know this,
There are also three King Kongs: Wang Mazi, Li Erdan and Dashachun! "
Tang Youyou's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he recalled a little.
This makes other people's eyes look a little weird!
What Wang Mazi, Dashachun...
Why are these names so weird.
This made Lu Ziqiao's name suddenly normal!
"Little aunt, these are not important!"
Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes, and said intoxicatedly, "I remember the new female teacher at that time, she was very, very beautiful, you can say she was fair-skinned and beautiful with long legs."
"and then?"
When Zhang Wei heard this, "Four Nine Three" was obviously interested.
"Then, one evening, she insisted on taking me out to play. At that time, I was so handsome!"
After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, she smiled triumphantly.
"playing what?"
Zhang Wei has already started exchanging hands, and his face is full of anticipation.
"Drive, what else are you playing?"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly paused at this point, "But I refused, I played flying chess with her all night!"
Everyone: "??!"
Su Ming heard Lu Ziqiao's words,
Especially when you hear the word driving,
I almost already have the ending that will happen later in my heart.
But... I didn't expect the final ending to be like this, the car overturned!
Look, it's not like Zi Qiao has been so promiscuous since she was a child.
He was relatively "pure" back then! ! !
"Zi Qiao, you really..."
Tang Youyou looked at Lu Ziqiao, and felt powerless to complain.
"Thinking about it now, that night was really exciting.
I have never won so many ludos! "
Lu Ziqiao added another sentence with some nostalgia!
"Lu Ziqiao, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"
Chen Meijia couldn't sit still when she heard this.
"You look like a monkey when you were in junior high school,
What kind of teacher is fair, beautiful and long-legged...
She will have a crush on you?
At first glance, it looks like a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth like you.
I see, you are farting! ! ! "
"Chen Meijia, you can insult my IQ, but...you must not insult my aesthetics."
Lu Ziqiao spoke uprightly.
"Ahem, why don't I tell you about my experience!"
Seeing that the two of them were almost fighting.
Zhang Wei suddenly took a deep breath and said,
"Actually... I'm going to keep this secret in my heart, and I won't tell anyone in my life."
"Where did you tell us?"
Lin Wanyu asked curiously.
"I don't want to tell you,
But... I can't help but say it! "
Zhang Wei's face was full of confusion.
"Well, tell me, Zhang Wei, we won't laugh at you."
Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei and patted him on the shoulder.
"Then I said it!
No, give me another minute to brew. "
Zhang Wei was about to speak, but he swallowed the words directly.
This made everyone roll their eyes involuntarily.
One minute passed, and Zhang Wei finally finished the draft in his heart.
After taking another deep breath,
Zhang Wei looked at the crowd and said.
"At that time, I was in the sixth grade, boarding school, after evening class, at the same table with me, hiding in the classroom, going to the Internet, patrolling by security guards, hiding behind the door, listening to the sound, worrying about my tablemate, a person came, a female gymnast, about forty, As strong as a bull, he lifted the ruler, flustered and dared not make a sound, the teacher turned around, was startled, and ran away!!!”
Zhang Wei had prepared for such a long time just now, obviously he had done enough homework directly in his heart.
He expressed everything he wanted to express in one breath.
However, this made some people a little dumbfounded.
"Zhang Wei, you compiled the Three Character Classic?
Do you only speak in three words? "
Lu Ziqiao gritted her teeth and said unhappily.
Obviously, he suffered from being uneducated.
In addition to Lu Ziqiao, there is another person who also suffered from ignorance and that is Tang Youyou and Chen Meijia.
At this moment, both women turned their eyes upwards.
Obviously they are all trying their best to think about how to translate Zhang Wei's words!
"Zhang Wei, your experience is really exciting!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked strange, and patted Zhang Wei's shoulder.
"I understand!"
Suddenly, Tang Youyou yelled in surprise,
"Zhang Wei, were you caught at that time?"
"Definitely not!"
Su Ming smiled at the side, his face was a little weird,
"Didn't you hear what Zhang Wei said? That female teacher is as strong as a cow. If Zhang Wei was caught, how could he be here!"
Tang Youyou suddenly realized.
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia on one side looked at each other.
They all saw a trace of bewilderment in each other's eyes.
Obviously, they still haven't reacted from the Three Character Classic!
However, when they caught each other's eyes,
They all snorted coldly, full of disdain! ! !
"Let me tell you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Zhang Wei with a strange expression, and then at Lu Ziqiao on the side.
Their experiences... are really rich! ! !
“Actually, my campus experience was relatively ordinary.
Not much different from ordinary people,
Except for a little better grades, the rest of the time is spent in studying and taking exams...
Thrilling things that I feel I hardly have.
But... I think that many people should have it, and the most exciting thing for a large part of them to do in school should be to ruin their own lives with their own hands. "
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian said this, the atmosphere fell silent.
"Teacher Zeng, you can't say that!"
Su Ming paused, and said,
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