Pokémon: The Elf King

This is his own dad, who travels all over the world with nothing to do all day long. The problem is that mom doesn't worry about it, so he finds it strange!

"During this time, you have done a lot of things, just wait to be criticized when you come back."

"Singing with the Queen of Heaven, tsk tsk tsk!" Father Li looked like he was waiting for a good show.

Li Feng: ...

Are you really my dad?

Hit up your southern fist!

Li's father ignored Li Feng at all, whistled and walked to the garage, drove an old man Le Han Chi Han Chi towards the vegetable market.

The problem Li Feng is facing now is, can my mother not lock her own faucet?

Just confiscate those rent-collecting houses?

However, now that his Weifeng studio has started to make a profit, the release of Bai Mengqi's two songs will naturally receive dividends in the future. In this case, he still has no shortage of small money.

night.

"The world of mortals is rolling, the infatuation is deep..."

Downstairs, Li's father was cooking while crying ghostly.

The corners of Li Feng's mouth twitched suddenly as he was idle and bored swiping his phone. He suspected that the reason he sang so badly before was because he inherited from his father.

Fortunately, the system has sound effects, otherwise, no matter how good the skills are, it probably won't be popular.

Li Feng, who was raped by a strong hearing woman, simply came down from the stairs, and immediately saw the old man in an apron, immersed in the atmosphere of cooking.

"Father, are you still cooking gold and jade?"

"one two three four……"

"Nine dishes? Feng, you?" Li Feng couldn't help complaining.

Father Li acted like you know what a shit.

"This is love."

"By the way, when will you bring a girlfriend back?"

Li Feng:? ? ?

No, I just graduated from high school, so you want me to bring my girlfriend back?

Isn't everyone forbidden to fall in love when they were students?

You are urging your girlfriend right now, maybe you are urging marriage after graduating from college?

"The four in your studio are pretty good."

"Well, it's not bad after daytime."

"But why do you guys know everyone who is older than you?"

"Are you having an Oedipus complex?" Father Li spoke so freely that Li Feng felt a little bit pained when he said it.

Li Feng couldn't help but said: "I said father, do you still look like an elder?"

Father Li looked at Li Feng with disgust and said: "You are my seed, so I don't know who you are?"

"I think back then, as a gourmet in Guangdu, killing a hundred people was just self-effacing, and the actual record was an enemy of ten thousand people!"

"What do you mean by living among the flowers without even touching your body with a single leaf?"

Li Feng nodded in praise and said: "Ah, yes, yes, Dad is the best!"

"Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, a red apricot came out of the wall, right?"

Father Li sighed, and exclaimed: "That's right! There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world!"

"But why is it so strange that a red apricot came out of the wall?"

But Li Feng said: "It's not surprising, it's versatile."

"Sitting up in shock while dying, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

Father Li suddenly felt that his son was scolding him, but he didn't seem to have any proof.

However, Father Li suddenly felt a chill behind him, and at the same time saw Li Feng suppressing his smile, as if he understood something.

Snapped!

Father Li turned around and immediately knelt down.

Li Feng was dumbfounded, did the promised man have gold under his knees?

Father Li just wanted to show that a man can bend and stretch.

Lin Sujun actually arrived home just now, standing at the door in a clean and tidy military uniform.

It's a pity that there is no badge or rank on this military uniform, which makes Li Feng curious about the identity of his mother and has no way of knowing the truth.

"Let's eat." Lin Sujun's voice was still so calm and capable.

Father Li stood up immediately as if he was granted amnesty, "Okay!"

Lin Sujun glanced at her husband with a hippie smile, said nothing, and then looked at her son.

At this time, Lin Sujun's eyes showed a little maternal tenderness.

"Mom." This is the mother of two lifetimes, but Li Feng has no discomfort at all.

From the moment he saw the hanging family portrait after time travel, Li Feng knew that the relationship between people has not changed.

"Why are you back?"

After Lin Sujun sat down in a standard military posture, she looked at Li Feng and said lightly, "I won't come back, so you're going to heaven?"

Li Feng: (⊙o⊙)

"no!"

Lin Sujun sneered, and then asked, "What did I tell you when the third year of high school started?"

Li Feng replied: "Study hard!"

Lin Sujun looked at Li Feng quietly, and then said, "You studied in the secret place of the Himalayas?"

Li Feng remained silent.

Obviously, the concealment work done by myself is useless to my mother!

But at this time, Li Feng was also full of curiosity. It was the principal, President Cai, and even Master Qi who helped him hide it!

This can be said to be an all-round concealment, right?

How did mom still know?

"Su Jun, don't educate me when I eat, it's not good." At this time, Li's father also squatted down and presented the leftover soup and rice to the dining table.

Lin Sujun looked at her husband coldly at this moment, the meaning in her eyes was obvious.

In my absence, is this how you educate your son?

Killing a hundred people, right?

Enemy of all people, right?

There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, right?

A red apricot came out of the wall, right?

"After dinner, I'll book a private club for you. You can sleep there tonight." Lin Sujun had a faint smile on her face, as if her husband had worked hard.

Li Feng watched this scene...

marry?

Whoever gets married is the dog!

As expected of Mr. Qian Zhongshu, marriage is indeed a besieged city!

Horror!

Chapter 240 Li Feng's Family Situation

The meal was finished in a weird atmosphere.

The delicious dishes on the table are delicious in this atmosphere.

Lin Sujun's sense of oppression is too strong, even Li Feng, who is a gym master trainer at this time, feels breathless.

This is just bloody okay!

In terms of pressure, Li Feng vaguely felt that Emperor Yan and King Vulcan, who were fighting in Dongpu at that time, were not as good as his mother.

Could this be blood suppression?

After eating, Li Feng didn't go to the room, but sat obediently on the sofa, and at the same time his father did the same.

Only the sound of my mother washing dishes in the kitchen can be heard.

No way, this is the tradition of Li Feng's family.

Lin Sujun is busy all the year round, as long as he comes back, he will definitely have a full meal with the whole family, and then live like an ordinary family.

So many things that could have been handed over to the elves will return to the original.

After washing the dishes, Lin Sujun had already changed into a nightgown, and when she came to the living room, she prepared two cups of digestive tea for Li Feng and Father Li.

"Mom, don't you want to drink?" Li Feng asked, seeing that there were only two cups of tea.

Lin Sujun shook his head and said, "I've already drunk it."

After taking a sip of tea, Li Feng said: "Mom, how long have you been back this time?"

Although Lin Sujun is wearing a nightgown, her sitting posture is quite standard.

"Let's go tomorrow night."

So fast?

Li Feng froze for a moment.