Pokémon: The Elf King
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"Hey, this couplet is very simple!" Bianbian suddenly pointed to the topic on the last blackboard.
Lei Yiming also leaned over, looked at it and said inexplicably: "The sea water is falling?"
Bianbian said directly: "Isn't this simple? Look at me... the flames are burning!"
Li Feng: ...
At this moment, Li Feng just wanted to say one thing...
You are so naughty!
Can this couplet be so right?
"Hehehe, this last question isn't too difficult. Let me see...the grass is green and green!" Tan Zewen also joined in the fun.
Hai Xiaoyue directly covered her face, feeling really ashamed at this moment.
"Don't be blind, if you don't talk about anything else, you will be in a mess as long as you follow the rules!"
"Let's read the couplet clearly before we talk about it!"
Li Feng was really laughed at by them.
It seems that not only entertainment stars are mostly educated, but the trainer industry also seems to have this trend.
But it's no wonder that the trainer industry, which has just developed for more than 20 years, is still in the era of barbaric growth.
Lei Yiming looked at Li Feng and asked: "Captain, what do you say? It seems that you haven't expressed much opinion all the way."
"Show a hand?"
Bian Bian also booed: "That's right, Mr. Li Feng, show off your skills, and you will definitely kill everyone present!"
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Li Feng waved his hand and said modestly: "I only know a little about couplets, so I won't make a fool of myself."
Those who pass the first round will compete in the second round.
The mode is probably that the host will go out first and then rush to answer to get points, and then after a few rounds of competition, some people will be eliminated, and then the contestants will ask each other to answer questions.
Finally decided the king of the couplet.
There are not only official assessments of the players' level, but also competitions among the players.
This is also the reason why couplets are popular, because from the perspective of many laymen, many couplets are actually like scolding battles between literati.
"Teacher Wu, did it take so long this time?" A bald old man among the four judges asked after looking at the answer that Teacher Wu handed over.
Teacher Wu is a middle-aged man who looks personable and holds a folding fan.
The second judge, an old woman, said with a smile, "Mr. Wu is obviously aiming at the most difficult topic. As the last couplet champion, he must have his own arrogance."
Teacher Wu was a little ashamed and shook his head: "It's a pity that I didn't get the last question right this time. Although I thought about a few couplets, the gap is too big."
The silver-haired old man of the third judge said with a smile: "That's a question that Mr. Yu asked, it's not easy to get it right in class."
Teacher Wu suddenly realized at this moment: "It turned out to be Yu Lao's Shanglian, no wonder, I just saw Yu Lao just now, and I was planning to ask for advice later. This time, this kind of strange couplet made me more firm in my thinking. gone."
Yu Lao, the president of Donghuang Couplets, a native of Beihe Province, if it is said that the new era is after the advent of elves, then Yu Lao was already a super boss in the couplet field in the old era.
As the No.1 couplet in Donghuang, it is a good talk that Yu Lao’s question became the finale and no one answered it.
It just so happened that Mr. Yu was also inspecting the situation of the couplets.
"Old Yu, it's really your question that has been left behind." The fourth judge, an old lady in a fairly good state of mind, joked.
Mr. Yu stroked his long beard and said energetically, "What's the point of the couplet contest not being difficult?"
"As expected of Mr. Yu, your research direction is already far ahead of us. The methods and directions of various couplets, not to mention the correctness of this first couplet, I guess most people may not even understand how to read it." Teacher Wu boasted.
As the Lingnan Branch of Donghuang Communication University is vaguely a wide-circle base, naturally teachers and professors from other schools will also come to the Mid-Autumn Festival Couplets Conference in recent years to build relationships.
At this time, all the questions on the blackboard have been answered, and only Yu Laochu's Shanglian is left.
In fact, Yu Lao himself is planning to cast a wide net, intending to see if there are any strange people who can surprise him. After all, he is not satisfied with his downlinks, but the result is that he can only watch fewer and fewer people downlinks. , sighed and shook his head.
"It's over, what should I do?" The members of the school team saw that all the items had been answered, but Li Feng hadn't answered yet!
"Don't worry about it, just write one up!"
"Just write foot bath, go, go, go, go, go?" qδ
Yes, you are so impatient.
Is this footwashing city legitimate?
Li Feng was also a little funny: "Let's go, I'm really not very good at couplets."
A few people were talking, and as the number of people decreased, Tian Zhi, who was chatting with other school teachers, suddenly saw Li Feng, so he walked up and said, "Hey, isn't this the newcomer king trainer and talented poet Li Feng? You will too Couplets?"
"But it looks like you haven't matched yet. Unfortunately, there is only the last one left."
Li Feng, who originally wanted to leave directly, heard the mockery in Tian Zhi's tone, and said a little funnyly: "There is only one left? So what's the matter?"
"What's the matter with the remaining one? Do you know who made this couplet? This is the first couplet produced by Yu Lao. No one in Donghuang is sure to match it. Even if it is barely matched, it may not exceed ten fingers. Who can't brag? I'm afraid you can't even read it!"
"Shall I ask a professional to read it for you to listen to?"
Tan Zewen said in a low voice: "Why don't you just write what we just said?"
"That's right, let's fool anyone, maybe a blind cat will meet a dead mouse?" Lei Yiming also suggested.
The whispering discussion of several people made Tian Zhi more confident, so he sneered and said: "Your group couplet is cheating, right?"
"You guys look down on Yu Lao too much, don't you?"
In fact, another reason why Li Feng struggled was that he couldn't write with a calligraphy brush!
Forcibly writing some words like a dog lying on it, he still has to face.
But if you Tian Zhi insisted on dying, what else could he say?
Such things as provocative methods...
It's easy to use!
"It's time! The couplet contest audition..." At this moment, a staff member was about to announce the end of the couplet contest.
Li Feng raised his hand and said loudly: "Wait a minute, I want to try this last question!"
Yu Lao, who was about to go backstage, stopped at this moment and saw Li Feng when he turned around.
"This kid... isn't he the little guy that Old Han admires so much?"
Tian Zhi was overjoyed at this moment, he had seen death like this before, dare you touch Lao Yu's strange couplet?
Didn't you find that there are not even ten people trying to answer this question?
A brat with no eyesight at all!
Other respondents who were about to go to the auditorium also stopped at this moment and turned their heads to look.
"Huh? That kid looks familiar."
"That's Li Feng, right? A young man who has been in the limelight recently."
"Yes, genius trainers and poets are famous, but the training industry has nothing to do with couplets, right? Poetry and couplets have something in common."
"Don't say it, Li Feng's poems and songs are really good, at least I like it."
The cameraman who was in charge of the live broadcast resolutely turned the camera in Li Feng's direction.
The other judges were planning to follow the rules, but Mr. Yu was very interested and said, "Let him try."
After finishing speaking, Yu Lao also walked towards Li Feng.
At this time, many people in Guangdu who were watching TV at home focused their attention on watching the Poetry Couplet Conference on Guangdu Satellite TV.
Among them, Li Feng's fans or people who knew Li Feng were either excited or stunned.
[Li Feng! ? 】
【I'm a fan!wrong!My idol! 】
【Which couplet is this kid going to confront?Is this something people can tell? 】
Among them, the old lady of the third judge said: "Okay, it's not too late."
Li Feng didn't have stage fright. Although he didn't write well in calligraphy, what he said badly was that his calligraphy had no soul!
I really wrote it slowly and steadily, but in fact, I could barely write it by myself.
Tian Zhi smiled when he saw Li Feng's words.
"Yeah, so it's a layman."
Couplets and couplets naturally need to be written frequently, and it is Donghuang's habit to write with a brush.
This type of font, at first glance, looks like an assembly line thing that has been practiced in copybooks.
What couplet foundation can there be?
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Bian Bian looked at Li Feng who suddenly rushed up from the side, and said incredulously, "Boss Li Feng, are you serious?"
"Really write those flames that we talked about burning?"
Li Feng smiled and said nothing, I am not a fool, even a fool would not use your bad pairs.
If you really want to write like that, you will probably be laughed at as a fool by all the insiders who understand couplets.
The sea water is falling, this upper line has hidden murderous intentions, how could it be picked up by someone casually, but because of this, Li Feng also admires Yu Lao in this world, who can actually research it This kind of thing.
You must know that in his world, the creator of this couplet is already unknown, and it is impossible to find out which awesome boss created it.
Floating clouds grow long and long long long disappear!
Tian Zhi, as the team leader of the Lingnan Branch of Donghuang Communication University, and his grandfather likes literati's pen and ink, naturally learned it when he was a child.
When I saw Li Feng's second couplet, I thought about it, and after reading it several times, I couldn't understand it.
"This is the next couplet, isn't it?" Tian Zhi sneered.
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