Pokémon: The Elf King

Everyone: ...

Are you Versailles?

Or is it nonsensical?

hateful!

One against nine, come up and throw an eternal absolute, it's outrageous to open the door for outrageous, outrageous home!

"The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, the younger generations are awesome." In the end, Mr. Yu could only sigh, and it didn't matter that the entire couplet conference was messed up.

The third judge smiled bitterly and said, "Is this the wave behind the Yangtze River pushing the wave ahead? This is the rhythm of the wave before being shot to death!"

Master Ma's face turned ashen.

Wu Hong'an originally thought that this was an opportunity to make a name for himself, but this time, let alone becoming famous, he directly became the absolute background board for a pair of nines and eternal life, how unbearable is this?

Originally, Tian Zhi said that no one is stronger than himself this time, and he came because he gave himself the entry list in advance.

But Li Feng was killed halfway, which made everyone numb.

A literati with the same name, this time his reputation fell to the bottom!

"Tian Zhi has done a lot of harm!" Wu Hong'an had no choice but to curse angrily in his heart.

If you don't mess with this Li Feng, you will die, right?

Originally, Li Feng had retired from the competition, so he insisted on forcing the opponent back!

Your uncle's!

Not to mention Wu Hongan was angry, Master Ma was also angry with Tian Zhi.

A good opportunity to become famous was reaped by Li Feng alone!

Regardless of the fact that everyone else got zero points, Li Feng came down directly from the stage, at this moment he felt very happy.

He found a more gratifying situation, that is, if he reaches the top in a certain field, his popularity and fans will skyrocket!

Just like now, Li Feng's fans skyrocketed to millions at once!

More than 700 million and nearly 800 million real fans are not far from the tens of millions mark.

"Aren't you too perverted?" Lei Yiming couldn't help complaining when he saw Li Feng coming back.

Hai Xiaoyue asked earnestly, "Is this what you mean by understanding a little bit?"

At this time, Li Feng is not humble either, why are acquaintances being modest?

Bragging between students is the most normal.

"You heard it wrong, I said [-]! The fourth sound!" Li Feng smiled with a fingertip cosmic gesture.

Bian Bian shouted happily: "You are indeed my idol! You are awesome!"

At this time, a farce-like couplet contest also came to an end.

The hostess also announced at this moment: "Let us congratulate Li Feng, the champion of this year's Guangdu Couplets Conference is Li Feng!"

"Let's invite Li Feng to give his acceptance speech once again."

Acceptance speech?

And this pretentious moment?

This is fresh.

Li Feng didn't refuse either, and stepped onto the stage resolutely, taking the microphone handed to him by the hostess.

After coughing twice, Li Feng suddenly said surprisingly: "As for me, I don't care about it. The only thing I care about is some false names. Just now, it seems that someone said that I... cheated?"

"So should you give me an apology?"

"Create a rumor, and it's a waste of time to refute it, not to mention that you framed me in front of the live broadcast. It's reasonable for me to apologize, right?"

The staff hid in the background and did not speak, but Wu Hongan jumped out out of nowhere and said, "The matter is still under investigation, and you want to characterize the investigation. Is this a guilty conscience?"

Li Feng glanced at this guy surnamed Wu, what are you dancing? !

Don't think I don't know that you are from Tian Zhi!

In this situation, you still want to continue to slander me?

Are you courting death?

Li Feng is not a clay figurine, even if he is pinched, he will lose his temper at all.

"Rats are called old no matter how big or small they are." Li Feng said to himself.

Crowd: ? ? ?

Without making anyone wait, Li Feng's next sentence came out.

"There are male and female turtles, and their surname is Wu!"

Wu Hongan's eyes widened, and he almost vomited blood!

Tian Zhi immediately stood up, after all, he belonged to him, and angrily said: "You curse!"

Li Feng doesn't care if the other party is the legendary grandson, I'm afraid of you?

"Rice, wheat, beans, and millet."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Li Feng directly gave the second line without hesitation: "Both belong to ***."

Tian Zhi: %^*#+! ? $! !

What's in the field?

Isn't it just rice, wheat, beans and millet?

"Oh, I just want to tell everyone that couplets still have this form, thank you Teacher Wu and Teacher Tian for their cooperation, thank you very much." Li Feng looked innocent.

Crowd: ...

Chapter 300 The Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Party

Do you take us for idiots?

But the fact is, does Li Feng use dirty words to curse people?

It seems, really not.

This is the literati.

There are no dirty words in cursing.

No one dared to let Li Feng continue to deliver his acceptance speech, and he directly scolded two people in just two or three sentences. If he continued, would he scold all of them again?

This is really hell!

"The quality is worrying, the atmosphere is smoky!" Master Ma turned and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Mr. Yu was quite satisfied, as if wearing an aesthetic filter, he praised: "Good boy, he has mastered even this unorthodox form, very good."

The third judge: ...

in the background.

Zhong Jin shook his head and said to Han Lao: "Han Lao, I am not disrespecting you, on the contrary, I respect you very much."

"But you've seen this guy Li Feng, he speaks out loud and doesn't show respect to his teacher at all. I don't agree with him joining our Guangdu Cultural Association."

In fact, even if there was no such thing, Zhong Jin would not agree to Li Feng's entry into the Guangdu Cultural Association.

After all, Tian Zhi had already greeted him, and wanted to block Li Feng's path as a poet.

It is very difficult for poets to spread their poems without the help of the literary association to promote the promotion of official records.

But that's just an ordinary poet.

In fact, Li Feng didn't care at all, but Mr. Han thought it was an official background, and there were quite a lot of convenience in it.

Not to mention others, an officially recognized poet.

As long as the poems are good enough, they can be included in Chinese textbooks!

Just this one chance to live forever!

Han Lao thought that Li Feng had this ability!

But Zhong Jin is one of the vice presidents of the Guangdu Cultural Association, so he naturally has the power to directly block Li Feng in the first trial.

But at this moment, Li Feng didn't know these things.

If he knew, he would probably just throw a sentence, what kind of thing is he going to limit himself?

It is indeed very attractive to go to textbooks, but this is not the only way to go to textbooks.

I'm still young, what's the rush?

Colleagues are like enemies, especially literati.

However, Li Feng understands a truth very well, that is, temporary gains and losses are nothing.

When the other party is dead, you can sprinkle yo la la on the other party's grave, that is the real victory.

As a trainer, how many ordinary literati can live longer than me?

Isn't this funny?

[Too top!Li Feng is invincible! 】

[High school rookie king, national literary champion, king of opponents, hahahaha, Li Feng has another awesome name! 】

[I can't understand the previous couplets, but the last two couplets won my heart! 】

[Curse people can still swear like this, is this the charm of Donghuang's language and culture! ? 】

[Isn't it the Poetry Conference soon?Will Li Feng appear? 】

【Is not this nonsensical?Poetry is Li Feng's specialty!Couplets can beat the crowd, but poetry won't just sweep everything? 】

[What are the rules of this poetry conference? 】