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"Who is there to sue this official?"

Just one sentence tells a tragic story of oppressing the village, fish and meat people, officials and officials protecting each other, and covering the sky with one hand.

The prisoner was stunned: who sued you?

The police officers were also dumbfounded, and turned into the same peased eyes as Takagi: What is the big cat of the imperial envoy talking about?

Instead, Takagi reminded in a low voice: "Master Cat, no one is suing you."

"Ahem." Martin coughed in embarrassment: "I'm used to it, it's easy to say."

Everyone was ashamed. Sure enough, this imperial envoy was not a good official in the country.

Martin tapped the blackboard again: "Prisoner, who is your accomplice? Where is the accomplice hiding? How many guns do you have? Call them quickly, so as not to suffer!"

"Dog officer! If you want to kill or cut, give me a good time, don't try to get any news from my partners!" The prisoner knew that only two of them had been arrested, but he still pretended that there were others. The appearance of people and other pistols frightened the police: "Then you just wait and see, my companions will turn this place into a hell, hahaha!"

"Who are you calling a dog!" The big raccoon said angrily, "Don't pay homage to an official, despise the court, insult the official ordered by the court, and beat him eight hundred slaps first!"

The corner of Conan's mouth twitched. He had only seen [-]-year-olds in Chinese TV dramas before, and there were plots of beating people to death.This guy hits [-] boards when he comes up.

Takagi shrank his neck: "Master Cat, if you hit [-] boards, you will become a jerk."

The Imperial Envoy has the flag of Wang Ming in his hand. Although it is not as good as Shang Fang's sword to hit the king's whip, it is not a big deal to kill a prisoner, but they are still eager to find out where his accomplice is from the prisoner's mouth!

The prisoner guessed that the cat monster would not dare to kill him, so he poked his neck up and pretended to be a hero: "Come on! Use as much strength as you want, if I utter a sound and dodge a stick, I won't be a hero!"

"You, a little thief who conspires to extort money, have the nerve to call yourself a hero." Martin

As he spoke, he responded to Takagi's words: "Who said that the fight is over in one breath? First hit him with ten boards to kill Wei Feng. After the game is over, pull him to the middle of the court and hit him with another fifty boards in front of everyone. That's okay." Tell his accomplices to see what happened to their companions!"

"And the remaining 740 boards will be recorded for him first. From now on, every morning, noon and night, he will be held at the gate of your police station and marked with [-] boards, so that the people who come and go can see the consequences of colliding with the court order!" Martin looked at the corner of the prisoner's mouth and sneered. : "Also, according to the old system of this dynasty, you have to take off your pants when hitting the board. As for the problem of indecentness, this king will bear it all."

What the hell?Take off your pants and get beaten with your bare butt?Every morning, noon and night?After more than ten days of beating, not to mention whether the butt is rotten or not, the face must be completely humiliated.

The self-proclaimed hero's eyes widened, and he was stunned. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic—because his hands were handcuffed behind his back. To be precise, he kowtowed like pecking rice.

Then the guy admitted in full, that there were only two of them in total, and his companion just threw Tokarev's pistol, which had started shooting, into the trash can, so he was suspicious.

Hearing that the promotion scene was meaningless, Mu Mu was so angry that he almost picked up the stick and hit the [-] slaps.

As for the motive, it was quite stupid, but it really made Martin's nonsense right: besides money, another main purpose of the prisoner was to maliciously sell the TV station.

A year ago, he and his accomplices used all their savings to buy guns, bribe the staff, and made a detailed plan to rob Mihua Bank.

But on the day they were about to do it, Nichimai TV planned an event to invite a celebrity to be the "one-day store manager" of Mihua Bank. As a result, the bank was crowded with a large number of fans that day, and the two would-be robbers couldn't even squeeze in. Into the bank, not to mention the robbery.

Not to mention the bankruptcy plan, the two of them had nothing left in their pockets, and even their girlfriend ran away with others. Since then, they have hated Nimai TV, mixed in with the TV station as a cameraman, and spent another year planning today's case .

'Talents come forth in Mihua Town...'

The case was closed and the football match was almost over. Conan suddenly realized that he was running around in vain and didn't even watch the football match.

"I won't go back to the Metropolitan Police Department." After Martin left the stadium, Martin said, "Takagi, bring me my car."

"Eh? Okay." Takagi was surprised at first, then agreed with blinking eyes, ran to Miwako Sato and took out the children's tricycle from the trunk of Miwako Sato's car.

Then, under the eyes of everyone with a strong desire to complain, the big raccoon flipped the hem of his robe chicly, stepped on the small tricycle, and left the stadium leisurely along the street.

Because the big raccoon Martin's cat feet are less than 20 yards small, it is actually very suitable for stepping on the pedals of a children's bicycle.

"Master Cat!" Takagi suddenly called out to the back of the big raccoon Martin.

Martin stopped and looked back at him.

Gao Mu himself was stunned for a moment, and he forgot all about the words, so he could only wave his hands: "I'll see Mr. Cat tomorrow."

Martin didn't speak, just waved to him and continued to leave.

"Strange." Takagi, who gradually returned to his normal state from beady eyes, scratched his head:

"Why do I suddenly want to remind Master Cat to take medicine? What kind of medicine does Master Cat take?"

On the side, Miwako Sato folded her arms and complained: "If you want me to say that he needs to take psychotropic drugs, the kind that can't be stopped."

……

Because it is Japanese New Year, there are quite a lot of people on the street.

On the way home, Hui Yuanai couldn't help squinting at the strange eyes of passers-by: "Do you really have to walk side by side with us?"

A big humanoid cat about the size of an adult, wearing an ancient Chinese costume, but riding a yellow children's tricycle, no matter which element is amazing enough to attract the attention of passers-by, walking on the road to get 100 % return rate.

And Martin was calm about this, with a calm cat smile on his face, fully carrying forward the spirit of 'as long as I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing is someone else'.

The so-called "others" are none other than Haibara Ai, who is going home in the same direction as him, and who returns to the same home, and Conan who is also going to find the doctor.If the two walk slowly, Martin will also ride slowly; if the two walk fast, they cannot go as fast as Martin can ride.

However, in the face of Hui Yuan Ai's question, the corner of Martin's mouth curled up, and he answered irrelevantly: "I won."

Conan looked sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking it was wonderful.

Hui Yuan Ai was taken aback for a moment, suddenly realized, and rolled his eyes, damn it.

She suddenly realized that she hadn't spoken to Martin since she saw Martin today, and Martin had never spoken to her. She didn't know when she started playing the elementary school game of 'whoever speaks first loses' .

If you want to complain about his childishness, you will probably continue to be ridiculed because you are a primary school student, so Hui Yuanai ignored the outcome and continued to ask: "Do you have anything to say about the situation where we are getting extra attention now? ?”

On Martin's cat face, there seemed to be a puzzled expression, and then he patted the small basket behind the tricycle, and asked tentatively, "Get in the car?"

Chapter 128 (4K) The classic will last forever

Ding dong~ The doorbell of Dr. Ali's house rang.

Who is the one?Dr. A Li thought with anticipation, after all, it was the first day of the new year, anyone could do it.

With that in mind, he opened the door.

Opening the door was a cat with a big face, its eyes were bent into crescents, and the corners of its mouth reached to the ears.

Dr. Ali's eyes widened for a moment, but he regained his composure: "Oh, it's Martin, right? You're back."

Martin returned to his normal face, with a disappointed expression: "Doctor, aren't you getting used to it a little too quickly?"

Dr. A Li smirked triumphantly: "Because Xiao Ai specially reminded me before going out."

Martin turned his head and looked at Conan and Haibara Ai behind him. Haibara folded his arms and smiled confidently: Now it's my turn to judge you.

Dr. Ali let them in.

"Actually, I'm going to make myself miserable, and lie down on the ground, and grab your ankle as soon as you open the door, doctor." Martin came in and closed the door: "Then I said to you: 'Why don't you come and save me~ ? I was tortured by them, tortured into tricks, and beaten to death in prison, I died a terrible death, doctor!' Probably like this. "

Dr. A Li nodded knowingly: "Xiao Ai also reminded me of such tricks."

Martin looked at Hui Yuanai again, but his eyes turned into sarcasm: "Oh, it turned out to be a brute force method."

Conan opened the door and walked in with a dark face.

"However, I know that today is after the New Year, and it may not be suitable for doctors to play unlucky plots, so I endured it." Martin added again.

"Martin, didn't you know that today is the New Year?" Dr. Ali was surprised at first, and then reacted: "Oh yes, Martin, you can't recognize the date of each day."

In fact, even if he is not in the world of Conan, for Martin, who often travels across the world, the dates and festivals are random, but they don't jump every day like today.

"It's not important, what's important is—doctor, happy new year! Do you have my lucky money?"

Martin's mouth turned into a three-petal mouth of 'ω', and he asked with his arms around Dr. Ali affectionately.

"Yes, of course." The doctor smiled and took out a big red envelope from his pocket.Dr. Ali stuffed ten [-]-yen banknotes, which were much thicker to the touch than one [-]-yen note.

Looking up at the red envelope in Martin's hand, Conan's head appeared a ball of black thread representing annoyance.He asked for the red envelopes with the children this morning, and he got 500 yen from Dr. Agasa's "amount suitable for children", and 200 yen from the stingy Mori Kogoro.

However, for Dr. Li and Martin, the meaning of the amount of the red envelope is only how to look good and festive - a [-]-kilogram gold coin the size of a manhole cover is still thrown in the corner of the doctor's hall.

As for Martin staying at the doctor's house, not only did he not pay the rent but also received red envelopes, no one cared.

Instead, Martin complained about another thing: "Since you prepared a red envelope for me, why didn't you come to the Metropolitan Police Department to get me?"

"Xinyi and Xiaoai said that they would go to the Metropolitan Police Department to visit you after the football game. As for 'fishing for you', they have to let Brother Maori find connections. I have nothing to do.

There is a way. After saying that, Dr. Ali was a little surprised: "But Martin, you ran out on your own?"Could it be a jailbreak? "

"Hmph." Martin put his hips on his hips, "I became their boss and ran out."

"He became the White Cat Sheriff today." Conan pierced.

Martin didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a moment: "What the hell is the white cat sheriff...it seems unexpectedly appropriate?"

After sitting on the sofa, Martin told them about the plot and world view setting of "Dali Temple Journal", as well as today's mixed setting.

"Sure enough, he is a big shot." Conan only had the investigation organization in his mind: "Then can you order the police to investigate the matter of the black organization?"

"First of all, I'm not sure what the relevant orders will look like tomorrow. Secondly, the black organization is not under the jurisdiction of the criminal department. The police have a department responsible for investigating organized crimes such as the black organization, the public security." In fact, Martin At the beginning, Takagi was asked to bring the files of major and suspicious cases, and he also planned to connect the bad things done by the black organization to help the police, but when Takagi was fetching the files, he remembered that this matter was under the control of the police. De: "However, the public security aims to maintain Japan's security, and is relatively repulsive to any foreign forces. It is difficult to communicate with them because of the status of the poor in the sky."

Especially a black-skinned golden retriever, since he can say "Leave my Japan" to Japan's normally domineering FBI, it seems that it is not impossible to do it again to today's temporary domineering imperial envoy.

So Martin didn't make any efforts in the direction of investigating the black organization in the end.Anyway, to deal with the black organization, for Martin, it was an empty soda can placed on the road, and he would kick him for no reason if he went along the way. feet up.

Conan didn't realize that Martin's enthusiasm for investigating the black organization was not as high as he imagined, and he still thought that Martin was his staunch ally: "What about yesterday? Was that phone call last night a prank on your part, or were you really in the black organization at that time?" ?”

"That task, that is the task that Gin exhausted his last effort and entrusted to his faithful deputy, Vodka." Martin said seriously.

"The last strength..." Conan looked horrified, imagining Gin on the verge of death, and weakly faced the picture of the hypocritical vodka "Tuogu": "What did you do to them?"

"It's nothing, it's just a laxative." Martin took out the empty bottle of laxative seized from Hui Yuanai.

Although the actual day of turning into vodka was not smooth, this did not stop Martin from bragging—or, referring to his own ideal plan, from a slightly exaggerated description of reality.

To put it simply, Martin was talking about the ending he expected: give both gin and vodka a laxative, and then go to the bathhouse to take a bath together. Of course, he must transfer in time before they erupt.

"...Gin and Vodka were sitting in the pool, with slightly red faces and a look of enjoyment on their faces. They were chatting without saying a word. Suddenly, Gin frowned, and his eyes suddenly opened, and there was a stream of yellow liquid. It spread in the water all at once. While Vodka closed her eyes and didn't notice, Qin

Jiu put his hands on the edge of the pool, stretched his body, and forced himself to stand up slowly to think about it.Hearing the sound of someone getting out of the water, Vodka opened his eyes in confusion, saw Gin sticking his ass out, and asked, "Brother, why are you going?"Have a lot of fun. ' Gin kept silent and continued to slowly and carefully pour out the water. As soon as the person came out, the people below also came out, and with a 'whoosh', a string of yellow liquid spurted out, directly blowing the vodka's head..."

"...At this point, Gin smashed the tank, and then jumped out of the pool, aimed at the toilet and charged, but the ground was slippery with bare feet, and Gin was weak at this time, 'Tum' fell to the ground all of a sudden, he Ignoring the pain in his knees, he knelt on the ground and held his butt tightly with one hand. But that didn't work at all, I saw the filth spraying from his five fingers in all directions, very vigorous, Gin's big hand Instead, it became a prop like a shower.”

"...At this moment, the vodka in the pool also started to feel, and it poured thousands of miles in the pool, and the whole pool turned yellow, and the few people left in the pool all jumped out in fright. The two brothers didn't need it either. Went to the bathroom, started spraying directly, lying down, standing, running, jumping, all of a sudden '咻咻咻' non-stop. On the wall, on the ground, by the pool, on the door, yellow soup is everywhere, really Literally 'free flight'."

"...I ran out early before the shit was pouring on my head, so I don't know what happened next. Anyway, the other slow runners in the bathhouse screamed quite sadly. Instead, they were sitting in the locker room An old man administrator heard the sound, thought there was a fight inside, and opened the door to go inside to preach to them, but the result was petrified. At that time, I heard Gin Jiu shout: "Don't stop me! I It can still be pulled!" The old man was also frightened on the spot, and the souls of the dead were all scared. He quickly closed the door, pressed his back firmly, and warned the person in the dressing room who was about to take off his clothes and take a bath: "Don't go in! Don't even go in. Go in! There are two psychopaths competing in the game!'”

To say that it has to be a classic that lasts forever, compared to the true story of gin monopolizing the golden throne and playing orchestral music, the story of Martin's magic adapted from "Rooster, Laxative, Bathhouse, Half-year Vacation" is more lethal.After all, it's a story he's seen widely circulated while surfing the web in many parallel worlds.

Dr. A Li was amused and laughed, clutching his trembling stomach.And Conan had already rolled all over the floor, and even laughed out of breath, tears streaming down his face.

Martin turned his head and looked at Haibara Ai on the other side.The little girl is much more reserved than the two men, one older and one younger. She pursed her lips and closed her eyes tightly trying not to let herself laugh because of this disgusting story full of shit, but her trembling shoulders and the corners of her eyes squeezed out The two teardrops in her eyes proved how hard she endured.

Just to be happy... Martin told the joke partly because of her.