Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"The school said it would give Bangge three chances. Well, once he stole it, he took 200 yuan from the money and gave it to the owner. After three times, he was directly expelled."

"Only if you pay this amount as a deposit, the school will ask for help. Ah, let's talk about what you think. We are all neighbors, and no one is in trouble!"

Yi Zhonghai glared at Liu Haizhong.

You usually steal my words, but why are you stealing my catchphrases now?

So what do you want me to say?

Yi Zhonghai hesitated for a moment. He couldn't think of anything else, so he could only say:

"Everyone, let's talk, just say whatever you want, maybe your ideas can inspire others to come up with good ideas!"

Xu Damao asked in a bad way:

"Master, aren't you in a mutual aid group? This little money is just a small amount of money to you, you and Silly Zhu can solve it together!"

"You are not even willing to take out the money, how can you make Banggeng willing to support you in your old age in the future?"

Fortunately, Yi Zhonghai was prepared and came up with the same rhetoric.

"Xu Damao, it's not that I, Yi Zhonghai, can't bear to give up money, but that I am also short of money now."

"We were happy to have sex during this time, but we accidentally spent too much money. Spending more money is actually a small thing, but when your aunt did the calculations at home, she was so anxious that she felt heartbroken. I'm sick. I'm currently undergoing treatment and it cost a lot of money."

"If you spend a lot of money at this time, the money is small. If your aunt becomes anxious again, this will be a big deal!"

In fact, it's not the aunt who feels distressed, but Yi Zhonghai who feels distressed.

That was all his money!

However, in the past few decades, Auntie has been used to Yi Zhonghai's PUA.As soon as Yi Zhonghai said it, Auntie knew what she should do.

So the aunt covered her heart with her hands while showing a painful and tangled look on her face.

In terms of acting skills, it is enough to beat some modern people by several blocks.

Everyone was ignorant and thought that the eldest mother was really sick, so they didn't dig deeper.

Xu Damao sat down and Cui Dake stood up again.

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu are rivals, and Cui Dake also hates Qin Huairu. How can they get money so easily?

What's more, Bangge was also deceived by Cui Dake into stealing money. Things were so messed up that he wanted to do, so how could the Jia family easily make up for it!

Cui Dake lowered his eyebrows, nodded and bowed:

"Master [-], Master [-], Master [-], could you let me, Cui Dake, say a few words?"

Liu Haizhong was very satisfied with Cui Dake's attitude, and he was one of his own, so he said before Yi Zhonghai and the third uncle could speak:

"Xiao Cui, just say it! Our conference is to solve problems for everyone. It is fair and democratic, and everyone can express their opinions!"

"Thank you, Second Master!"

Cui Dake responded happily, then pretended to be confused and said:

"I heard that when Qin Huairu's husband died, our courtyard donated more than 800 yuan, and the factory should have also given a pension. This adds up to almost a thousand and a half, right?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Comrade Qin Huairu, Aunt Zhang, I didn't mean to mention your sadness."

Cui Dake's eyes flashed with malice.

I didn’t do it on purpose, but intentionally and specifically!

Cui Dake finally said:

"It's only been less than a year and a half, how much can we spend? We can't just save their money and spend our money when something happens. Neighbors, don't you think so?"

When they saw someone causing trouble, everyone who didn't want to donate spoke out in response:

"That's right, why do they, the Jia family, have money but don't need it, so they ask us for money?"

"Not only that, don't forget why Bangge was expelled. If we donate to him, don't we mean to support him in stealing things!"

"When I said it, I felt that there was something wrong with this donation. It turned out that this was the restoration of the landlord's ideology, and they wanted to reverse the course of history. The Jia family wanted to exploit the big guys!"

As soon as Jia Zhang heard this, she gave up and sat down on the ground and started crying:

(Wang) "Lao Jia, Dongxu, come up and take a look. This is your old neighbor for decades! Everyone wants us to die. How can we, orphans and widowed mothers, survive?"

"You might as well take me away, I don't want to suffer like this here!"

"Even if you don't take me away, you have to take away these bad people! All those who scold our Jia family are bad people. You can take them away tonight!"

At this time, the voices of the neighbors and onlookers all became quieter.

On the one hand, there are still feudal superstitious thoughts. I know it is okay, but Jia Zhang is still afraid when she says it.

On the other hand, it is because of the orphans and widowed mothers mentioned by Jia Zhang. Once this flag is raised, people cannot argue with them at will.

Once you are labeled as bullying orphans and widowed mothers, how can you hang out outside?

Because people don’t have much money these days, face is even more important. Sometimes it’s even more important than life!Roar.

Chapter 2 Qin Huairu: Why did the donation become a requirement for my family to take money out?

Jia Zhang sang, cried, and danced on the floor without shedding a single tear.

After scanning the reactions of the people around him with his peripheral vision, he smiled proudly.

I am invincible in the courtyard, and one enemy outside the courtyard is seven!

Even if a heavenly being comes down to earth, I can still change him for one!

Yi Zhonghai also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

If people live in peace for too long, their reactions will no longer work.

How could I let these two troublemakers jump out and cause trouble if I wasn't careful?Or cause such a big mess?

Fortunately, Jia Zhang is a man who is very capable of showing off his face, otherwise it would not have ended well.

"Ahem!" Yi Zhonghai said with phlegm: "Don't get me wrong, it's not that the Jia family doesn't contribute money, it's just that Dongxu spent less money after his death, and there isn't much left now, so he can't afford so much at once. "

"In this case, Shazhu has decided to donate two hundred. Everyone can donate as much as they can. I will make up part of the difference and the Jia family will contribute part."

"Our neighbors have been the elders who have watched Bangge grow up for so many years. We can't let Bangge be unable to study at such a young age."

Yi Zhonghai kept pulling and pulling, and the more he pulled, the more he pulled, and the more he pulled, the more he pulled, and the more he pulled, the more he pulled, and he was fooled to the point of being lame.

Then he gave Silly Zhu a wink.

Silly Zhu got the order, took out 640 big black tens from his head, walked to the front and put it in the donation box.

With someone taking the lead, the rest will be easy.

Liu Haizhong hesitated to figure out how much the finger cots would cost, but he hadn't taken action yet.

The third uncle suffered the loss of giving too much money last time. This time he wanted to see how Gao Lin did it and learn from it.

So I pretended to record the donation amount but didn't leave.

Seeing Shazhu's donation, everyone became enthusiastic.

"Yes, Banggeng is as old as my boy, how can he not go to school? I will donate [-] cents!"

"I'm also a great uncle. How can I watch my child become useless? I'll donate two cents!"

"You are right, but my family is in need, so I will just donate [-] cents."

Silly Zhu saw that although everyone donated a small amount, they were all very positive, and he smiled so happily.

But where does this go?

If you want to donate more money, you have to look at what the rich people do!

Silly Zhu said with a provocative look:

"Xu Damao, your grandson wouldn't want to hide away and not donate money, would he?"

"Cui Dake, you are alone anyway, why do you keep so much money? If you dare to donate less, all the chores in the kitchen and kitchen will be yours from now on!"

"By the way, donate more meat. You won't be short of meat anyway. What's a grown man going to do if he eats so much?"

"Gao Lin! I'm not looking for trouble, but you can't move after the whole hospital has donated, right? No, no, you don't seem to be a stingy person!"

Silly Zhu felt so good. He glanced around and attacked whoever he saw, and he went crazy.

Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu didn't stop them either.

If Silly Zhu makes such a fuss, he will definitely donate more!

Gao Lin carefully paid attention to Li Jianjian's anger. It was already burning. I wonder if it will explode?

Afraid that his wife would not be able to suppress her anger, she would kick Shazhu to the point of paralysis, so he hurriedly put his arm around her shoulders gently.

Not only the top heroine, but also the girlfriends she leads are very angry. They are all gearing up and waiting for the order to fight.

At this time, Li Jianjian calmed down strangely.

You delayed our playing games and dared to bully us, so a beating would be considered a light punishment!

I want to break!bad!donate!payment!Mouth!

Comrade Li Jianjian from the sub-district office smiled and said softly:

"Master, let me explain first that I am not being serious. I just want to ask if your donation has been approved by the street office?"

"After all, I work in the sub-district office, and there are some things that I'm not allowed to get involved in. If a donation is made without the permission of the sub-district office, it is an illegal donation. If..."

What is not mentioned next is something that everyone can easily imagine. As a member of the sub-district office, I participated in donations that were not approved by the sub-district office, and faced the organization, saying, "?"[-],:[-]?

The three uncles Yi Zhonghai thought more. If this is illegal, will they and others be punished for organizing donations?

Liu (chbh) Haizhong and the third uncle immediately looked at Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai didn't know that donations had to be reported and approved. He shook his head in confusion.

Hey, something bad happened!

The three uncles knew that Li Jianjian would not tell lies, but Shazhu didn't believe it.

Silly Zhu asked:

"Li Jianjian, you are a small street accountant, what laws and regulations do you know? If you don't want to donate, just say it clearly, what are you talking about?"