Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Buying a pair of glasses now costs 12 yuan, triple that to 36 yuan. In addition, the third uncle has been wearing these glasses for 50 years, which is longer than my wife has been wearing them. To sum it up, just give me 50 yuan!"

The third uncle listened with a smile on his face...

Well done Xu Damao, if you continue to honor the third uncle in the future, I will charge you less mushrooms and peppers... Forget it, I'd better tell you more about the news in the yard.

As one of the door gods of the courtyard, and also the door god, not even the slightest disturbance in the courtyard could be concealed from the discernment of his third uncle.

Xu Damao would give him some small gifts every time he went to the countryside, not only to gain some of his support at the hospital meeting, but also to inquire about news in the courtyard.

After all, Xu Damao went to the countryside for several days at a time and had little information.

If there is any major situation that he doesn't know about at all, that will be troublesome.

But when Jia and Zhang heard that it was 50, they immediately stopped working.

"What? You want 50 from me? I can't rob as fast as you!"

Xu Damao chuckled: "The robbery is much faster than this. Have you forgotten that someone just robbed you of 300 yuan?"

Jia Zhang retreated without even a wink to Qin Huairu.

How could Qin Huairu go on the stage and quarrel with others in person? Wouldn't this be destroying her weak, pitiful and helpless White Lotus character?

But when he saw that the money was indeed too much, he immediately looked at Shazhu for help and gave up the right to play.

After receiving Qin Huairu's pitiful request for help, Shazhu jumped out again and said excitedly:

"Xu Damao, you know how to bully the weak. If you have the guts, come to your silly Grandpa Zhu and see if I don't beat you to death, you piece of shit!"

Yi Zhonghai saw that Silly Zhu always jumped out to help 1.7 Jia Zhangshi, which was contrary to the view of his three uncles to suppress Jia Zhangshi and prevent revenge on the person who came up with the idea.

In addition, Silly Zhu didn't promise to provide for himself in old age last time, so he decided to let him see that he was nothing without him.

So he stopped him and said:

"Zhuzi, this is an all-member meeting. This is not for you to fight in private. Don't make trouble or escalate to personal attacks."

In the crowd, Xu Damao couldn't help but his eyes lit up. He looked like Yi Zhonghai, and he didn't know what he had discovered.

Liu Haizhong also said dissatisfiedly:

"Silly Zhu, the hospital meeting is a meeting for all of us. Anyone can speak, so don't talk nonsense! If you think what Xu Damao said is not good, just tell us your opinion. Don't mess around and affect unity!"

The third uncle couldn't speak because it was inconvenient for the person concerned, so he could only nod to the side and glared at Silly Zhu fiercely.

Chapter 349 Qin Huairu wants to dominate the world in one fell swoop

The three uncles rarely joined forces and almost turned Shazhu into a bad element who attacked others at will and undermined collective unity.

Silly Zhu also noticed this and immediately became alert, not daring to mess around anymore.

"Listen to what the uncles say, let's talk it over and stop fooling around. If you still look at what others are doing, I'm talking about you, Xu Damao!"

"Putting aside the Jia family's difficulties, it's not reasonable to say that if you break one of the third uncle's glasses, you have to pay for four pairs of glasses!"

"It's like you can't say that I slapped Xu Damao on your ear and you asked me to pay for it with your life, or that I broke a piece of glass and you asked me to buy a house with you."

As he spoke, Silly Zhu looked around, looked around and looked at everyone, and then shouted:

"Guys, do you think what I said makes sense?"

When everyone heard it, it made sense.

For a matter of just a few cents, you have to pay 50 yuan in compensation. This is too exaggerated!

Everyone responded.

When Jia Zhang saw that she had regained the upper hand, she jumped out again, pointed at her face and said:

"Not only was Yan Laoxi beaten, I was also injured! Look, look, look, what happened to my face because of this smelly book bag!"

Qin Huairu pulled and pulled her, but failed to stop Jia Zhang.

I couldn't help but sigh deeply in my heart: Can't you just calm down for a while?

It's not enough for any of you to look at Jia Zhang's old eyebrows and her eyes.

One more look at it makes me sick for half the night.

But now that there are melons, who cares whether it’s disgusting or not!

Everyone focused their attention on Jia Zhang's face, and sure enough, there were a few red marks on her face that was full of flesh.

Obviously, this is the only record of the third uncle.

Everyone couldn't help but curse in their hearts: You are a grown man and can't even beat a woman, so forget it. Your only achievements are just a few red marks, not even a scratch on your skin.Are you embarrassed?

Yi Zhonghai gave Qin Huairu a look and asked her to pull Jia Zhang back quickly.

Qin Huairu shook his head and smiled bitterly, saying that I can't do it.

She didn't even hold her back just now, and now she's vying for the limelight. How could she come back?

Yi Zhonghai complained secretly in his heart, as expected, Jia Zhang was not easy to get along with.

He could only give Liu Haizhong a signal and let him take action.

After receiving the message, Liu Haizhong shook his head with joy, slammed the table and shouted:

"Jia Zhang, what are you causing trouble! This little injury is invisible every day, and you still feel that the injury is quite serious. Do I need to take you to the hospital?"

"Go back to your seat. If you make trouble again, you won't be able to stay in the courtyard. I will jointly drive you back to the countryside!"

I'm not afraid of money, I'm not afraid at all, but I'm afraid of being driven back to the countryside.

Especially since his pension money had just been stolen, it was impossible for him to live a good life when he returned to the countryside.

So Jia Zhang sat back on her stool obediently, as if nothing happened just now.

Of course, there must be some mumbling, but just don't care about the bangs.

Seeing Jia Zhang going back, Yi Zhonghai spoke:

"Zhuzi, how much do you think the old sister-in-law should pay to the third uncle?"

Silly Zhu said without hesitation: "I'll just pay him 1 yuan for repairing his glasses. I can't really pay him half a bicycle. If this is a good thing, I'll go to the street every day to touch porcelain!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

The third uncle looked very unhappy and said angrily:

"Am I cheating? It's Jia Zhang who beat me!"

"Sure enough, women and villains are the only ones that are difficult to raise. The ancients are sincere and I will not deceive them."

Yi Zhonghai's eyes were a little deeper, but he didn't speak.

Liu Haizhong frowned, but when he thought that these people were standing on a united front, he didn't say anything.

Jia Zhang wanted to jump out again, but Liu Haizhong's threat just now was a bit harsh.

Gritting her teeth, Jia Zhang sat down again.

Some people are also different.

Silly Zhu thought he had grasped the handle and said happily:

"Third uncle, are you being slapped in the face by asking you to keep dropping your books? The teachers say women can hold up half the sky, so why don't you think it's hard for a woman to raise a kid? What are you thinking!"

Gao Lin and Li Jianjian looked at each other and couldn't help but sigh.

This is different from the fact that uneducated people cannot drop their book bags.

If you don't understand, it's a trivial matter. If he explains it to you randomly, it will be troublesome to create a literary inquisition.

Feng Chunliu didn't understand it, but Nan Yi did.

Look at Silly Zhu pretending to understand. He stood up and said proudly and arrogantly, as if he had grabbed someone else's painful foot.

"Silly Zhu, if you are not literate, you should study more. Don't take illiteracy as a matter of pride!"

Being ridiculed by Nan Yi, a chef who was better than him, Shazhu was unhappy and said: "I'm so illiterate! You, a cook, don't read recipes, how could it be possible that you also learned some culture?"

Feng Chunliu said: "Of course, my man is much better than you, a fool who doesn't know how to make progress!"

This is true, whoever is not married will be embarrassed.

Everyone was enjoying themselves, but Silly Zhu was the most embarrassed.

I originally thought it would be one-on-one, but who knew that Nan Yi didn't care about martial arts, so two people were dealing with him, an outstanding unmarried young man.

Nan Yi came to the rescue and continued the topic:

"This sentence does not mean that women are like villains. Otherwise, wouldn't Confucius even scolded his own mother?"

"There is another sentence after this sentence. The general meaning is: immature and low-quality women and men are difficult to get along with. If you get close, they will slap you, and if you are distant, they will blackmail you."

Silly Zhu was speechless.

Are you trying to save me from 783, or are you making me more embarrassed? Nothing like you!

In the end, it was Qin Huairu who stood up and truly came to the rescue:

"Let's not talk about women and villains. Silly Zhu means to pay 1 yuan. I think this amount is quite good."

"After all, we all have children at home. If a child accidentally breaks something in someone else's house, we won't be able to afford compensation. Do you think that's right?"

This remark aroused widespread deep thought among people.

After all, I have children at home, so if I really get into trouble, I have to wipe my own ass.

Cui Dake saw that Qin Huairu had already stood up. How could he really say anything? He quickly followed up and objected:

"I don't think so. I can't just beat you up, pay you some medical bills, and just pretend that nothing happened, right?"

"If you break your glasses, you will pay 5 yuan, and if you hit someone, you will also pay 5 yuan. A total of 10 yuan!"

When Cui Dake finished speaking, no one spoke anymore, and there was a moment of silence.

Yi Zhonghai asked: "Does anyone else have any ideas?"

Nan Yi deliberately said that the punishment was a bit high, so Feng Chunliu, who had long disliked the Jia family, stopped him.

Seeing his daughter-in-law shaking her head at him, Nan Yi naturally would not start a family conflict because of a bunch of beastly outsiders from the Jia family, so he gave up.

Seeing that no one said anything, Liu Haizhong, who wanted to show off his authority, named him: