I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

Xiao Wuming opened his eyes wide and looked at the silent white spider.

"Is this really possible to communicate? I always feel that this partner is very unreliable. If he can't talk, he can't talk. As long as he can eat delicious food every day and stay at home safely, there is nothing worse than this. Okay."

A strange girl's voice sounded.

The words were full of complaints about Xiao Wuming and the yearning for delicious food.

There is no doubt that this is a spider that likes to stay at home.

"..." Tohsaka Rin and the two girls.

"..." Xiao Wuming asked deliberately, "Ahem, the scroll actually has no effect."

"Ah!" The white spider tilted its head, "It really doesn't work!"

"Zhizhizhi!" Xiao Wuming.

"Well, just live your life like this. If you don't understand, you don't understand. Anyway, since I came to this world, I changed from a human to a spider, and I have been fighting in the underground maze every day. I finally met the adventurer last time, and it turned out They came to chop me, but I couldn't stand it! I didn't expect that they even set fire to my cave. I couldn't bear it! There were also those tauren who came to burn my cave, and no one knew what I was doing. How did Ye Jise survive?"

"..." Xiao Wuming was shocked. The other party was actually a human being reincarnated into a spider?

"Eating raw meat every day is so disgusting that I almost vomit, and the taste is extremely bad. Every day I have to guard against being beaten to death by other strong men in the underground maze, not to mention chocolate, desserts, and ham."

"..." Xiao Wuming felt that the other party seemed to be a chatterbox.

"Fortunately, this guy exchanged the food with me last time. I still kept the steel gun before I found my breath. At any rate, he was the first person to be friendly to me. Unlike other people, he just cut me down when I saw him. "

"..." Xiao Wuming, did you misunderstand something?

"God actually allowed me to meet such a good person, who provides me with food, sleep and shelter. Where can I find such a person? I will never give up a good life!"

"..." Xiao Wuming, the other party is a chatterbox!

Talk about stand-up comedy?

The three of them looked at each other, but no one could tell what Ruoye Jise said.

Just let her say it!

One person can say enough.

"I was still looking forward to whether I could talk. Forget it. Even if I don't talk, it won't stop me from eating and drinking!" Ruoye Jise's originally melancholy tone instantly became cheerful, "These things are just Don’t think about it, anyway, I came out of the underground maze and will live happily in the human world."

"I think it's better to keep it free!" Tohsaka Rin suddenly said...

"no!"

Xiao Wuming and Ruoye Jise said in tacit understanding, but the latter's words were automatically ignored by everyone.

The cat girl and fox girl have never met, but now they meet a spider girl, who can barely cope with it. Xiao Wuming will not let it go. The most important thing is that the other party is also reincarnated as a human, so there is no psychological pressure.

"He promised me! Food, housing and sleep included!" Ruoye Jise jumped directly onto Xiao Wuming's shoulders and proved his decision with actions.

"...々ZhiZhiZhi!" Tohsaka Rin pretended not to understand anything, but the two of them actually had such a tacit understanding.

A little longer?

Do you want to kick your real girlfriend out of the house?

"Xiao Wuming, you won't even let the spider go, right?"

"..." Ruoye Jise felt that something was wrong with her heart.

"My disciple won't do this anymore. He is a normal person. This is just a spider." Scathach stabbed someone in the back.

"Are you stupid? What if your disciple becomes animalistic?" Tohsaka Rin.

"Rin, I'm right in front of you." Xiao Wuming showed his presence.

"It's because of you that I tell the truth. This spider costs two Saint Crystals in one meal. If you continue to raise this mistress, your family will really eat dirt."

"It's okay, you can only become a master if you eat dirt from dirt!" Xiao Wuming held down the opponent: "Stop talking, let's play in the League of Legends rankings together."

"You..." Tohsaka Rin's face turned red, and he glanced at Wakaba Hime, "There is a big spider here."

"What League of Legends ranking match? Do you want to play games? I'll play too!" Wakaba Jisei said without caring, anyway... they couldn't understand.

"It's a pity that this spider can't do it!" Scathach glanced at the spider's belly.

why! ! !

After half an hour.

In the corner above her head, Wakaba Jise made a temporary nest and blocked her ears with spider silk.

Now she understands why!

His originally fair appearance turned into red spider mites due to congestion.

I can't see...I can't see...

It's all because of the spider eyes...the field of view is too large...it's definitely not because I want to peek...

Chapter 70 I've Got It!

One hour…

Too much too much!

"It's over! I've heard enough! Why can I hear it even with cotton stuffed in it? And it must have been too long. This is completely different from what was said in biology class."

Wakaba Hime complained loudly on the wall.

The sounds below were still intermittent.

Instead, the volume of its complaints became louder and louder.

two hours...

"Ahhh! I'm going crazy, I'm really going crazy, no, no, no, I'm a spider, I'm just a spider, now it's a different species."

The sharp forelimbs kept grabbing his head.

"I'll bear it! You must calm down. After a long time, you can eat and drink here. You must not give up easily. It's so difficult to find a good job these days. Just bear it. After all, two Saint Crystals a day, such food expenses It seems like only he can afford it.”

Three hours……

"You two girls have gone too far! You are obviously so beautiful, why do you want to play ranked matches together? Is it possible that this other world still allows this kind of law?"

Four hours…740…

"I understand. This is actually protecting girls. I understand. I finally understand. That's it. Do you want to help call an ambulance? Hey, hey, hey, I think this purple-haired master is really dying... "

Xiao Wuming, who was playing in the League of Legends ranking match, ignored the opponent.

This female spider is very playful!His understanding is also quite high.

but!

This is too much.

Not thirsty?

He was really thirsty, so he put down the mouse and planned to catch his breath. He couldn't play games often, otherwise he would become short-sighted.

Perhaps out of spite, he squeaked a few times at the spider in the corner who had been watching the show.

"Knowing how big you are, I don't understand what you're saying at all. Don't play too much. But it finally stopped and I can sleep a little better." Wakaba Jisei couldn't help complaining.

Under Wakaba Jisei's prayers, the world fell into peace again.

Outside the window, two red moons hung high in the sky.

By the pond under the night market, the dew wetted the flowers.

Another dawn.

Xiao Wuming took the lead and walked in front.

Ruoye Jise was lying on his shoulder, sound asleep, her spider legs were stained with spider silk on the other person's Akatsuki uniform, and they were stable and would not fall down.

The two people, Tohsaka Rin and Scakha, who were following behind them, yawned repeatedly and kept rubbing their sleepy eyes.

"Really, don't be so listless every day. You have to work hard again today." Xiao Wuming said unconvincingly. "Disciple, you don't obey the traffic rules."

"That's right!" After saying this, Tohsaka Rin suddenly felt no longer sleepy.

After saying this, Xiao Wuming became more energetic, "I have always obeyed traffic rules. If you are really too sleepy in the future, we can have breakfast outside."

"A man's mouth is a liar!" Rin Tosaka looked at the other party angrily, "When I went home yesterday, I met Rika Shinozaki. She said that she opened a breakfast shop in partnership with someone. Maybe we can open a breakfast restaurant in the future. Have breakfast there." Tohsaka Rin stopped talking.

Ahead, the antique shop in Yuren Village has opened.

Xiao Nan walked out of the door and hung a "Opening" sign on it.

When she saw the three people walking towards them, she stood there quietly and waited.

Xiao Wuming's pace quickened, and he was about to go forward, when suddenly two people hurriedly walked past him. "Hurry! I heard that more and more monsters are coming out of the underground maze."

"Is there going to be a riot?"

"How is it possible? How long has it been since the last riot here? It's not even a month. There can't be a riot."

"It must be a rumor. Everyone is rushing to catch spiders in the underground maze. One less person will definitely mean one less competition."

"That makes sense, look..."

The two of them looked at Xiao Wuming secretly. The spider lying on his body made them envious, jealous and hateful.

Having such a spider as a pet is a perfect tool for picking up girls.

Walking to the door of the antique shop, Xiaonan's face was still as cold as ever: "It seems that you are already a celebrity in Fuyuki City."

"I didn't know I was that famous." Xiao Wuming looked at the business sign, "Didn't you ask me to take you to level up? Why did you put up the business sign?"

"I thought you guys got up very late and wanted to try opening a shop." Xiao Nan glanced at Xiao Wuming who was energetic.

He glanced at Tohsaka Rin and the two who were spiritless again.

His eyebrows twitched inadvertently.

His confused eyes seemed to realize something.

The indifference she had felt since childhood made her appear unchanged. She took off the sign and said, "Let's go, don't waste time." It was as cold as a piece of ice.

Tohsaka Rin and Scathach didn't even think about talking to each other. They didn't want to face an ice cube.