I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

This action shows a guilty conscience!

Xiao Wuming looked down at the manual, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

"Why are you laughing?" Ruoye Ji said.

"Hehe, I came up with a good idea! Treat the other person in his own way." Xiao Wuming became more and more cunning as he smiled.

"Don't speak ancient language! I don't understand it well." Tohsaka Rin.

Titania's Restaurant.

Shinozaki Rika, who was entertaining guests, heard the sound of the door opening.

"Welcome Hikaru..., Rin, you are back." Shinozaki Rika's big eyes noticed that everyone's hands were empty.

"I'm just telling you! You can't catch the Gale Rabbit with high attack power. Really, don't you go to the market to see if there is any for sale?" She laughed heartily.

Hearing the blast rabbit, all the diners showed sly smiles.

If you want to say what is the most torturous thing on the grassland, it is definitely the Gale Rabbit.

No matter how high your attack power is, there is no way you can catch them without some skills.

"Is it difficult to catch rabbits?" Tohsaka Rin straightened his back with difficulty.

"It's not difficult." Scathach didn't want to be looked down upon.

"Then why do you still have empty hands?" Shinozaki Rika was puzzled, "Maybe you haven't set off yet!" Unexpectedly, Xiao Wuming walked beside the empty table.

His right hand reached into his wide sleeve.

A blast rabbit!Shinozaki Rika was a little surprised.

Five wind rabbits!Shinozaki Rika opened her mouth wide.

Twenty wind rabbits!The word "f*ck" flashed through everyone's mind.

Puff puff, the food in everyone's mouth spit out.

He wiped his eyes vigorously with both hands.

This can't be an ordinary rabbit!

But the snow-white fur and red eyes cannot be disguised by ordinary rabbits.

This……

impossible!

...for flowers...

This man wearing a black auspicious cloud suit has proven his opponent's powerful attack power with one Earth Explosion Star.

Now, you can actually catch the fast-moving Gale Rabbit.

This is enough to prove that the other party has more cards.

He is indeed a man who can have an affair with Joan of Arc!

Shinozaki Rika picked up a rabbit and carefully inspected it up and down!

"There are smooth hairs on the heels that are produced by frequent use of wind magic. The tail is triangular, and it can become an advantageous rudder when moving at high speed. It is actually true." She raised her head and looked at Xiao Wuming, "How did you catch it? "

"That's how they were caught. It's not too difficult. If you don't believe me, just ask them." Xiao Wuming gestured to the women around him.

"Easy!" Scathach said.

"Average." Xiaonan.

"I...I'm okay..." Tohsaka Rin twisted his head.

"..." Shinozaki Rika, can Rin really do her job?Why don’t I believe it myself?

"I have caught the rabbit." Xiao Wuming reminded.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I promise to help you get that thing done." Shinozaki Rika looked at the rabbit on the table, "This rabbit costs 50 gold, and there are 27 rabbits here. I..."

"Sell 7 rabbits to you, and the remaining 20 rabbits will help us make a big meal." Xiao Wuming interrupted the other party.

"Huh? 20 rabbits are 10 Saint Crystals. You..." Shinozaki Rika said and looked at Tohsaka Rin again. With such family conditions, is it possible to find a mine?

"It's okay. Filling your stomach is the most important thing. You can't treat your family badly."

Hahaha, the laughing Shinozaki Rika patted Xiao Wuming's shoulder with her hand: "Seeing how generous you are! I suddenly want to be with you. I don't have to worry about food and clothing."

"I have no objection!" Tohsaka Rin said excitedly from the side.

She felt bad about dragging others onto the pirate ship.

But the other party is going to come!Then I won't feel any pressure anymore.

"No, Rin?" Shinozaki Rika also blushed at the other party's words. Is this the Tosaka Rin she knows?

The arrogant but kind-hearted Tohsaka Rin doesn't look like a mine flower who can say this.

"I...I'll help you clean it up!" Shinozaki Rika hurriedly packed up the rabbit knife on the table.

Chapter 102 Rabbit Chowder

When so many rabbits were moved into the kitchen by Shinozaki Rika, exclamations came from inside, and it seemed that the mysterious chef was also frightened.

Brown eyes looked outside through the food delivery window on the door, but after a quick glance, they immediately flashed back. ?

Xiao Wuming, who felt something, raised his head and saw only a few strands of brown hair.

"What are you looking at?" Tohsaka Rin turned to look at the kitchen door.

"Nothing." Xiao Wuming withdrew his gaze.

"Actually, I cook rabbit meat the same way at home." Tohsaka Rin, a housewife, brought the topic back. The man actually went out to eat. In her opinion, it was a denial of his cooking skills.

Sometimes you need to take a break. Xiao Wuming smiled calmly: "In case you get tired, who will cook for us in the future?" "o (One enter one o#) Tohsaka Rin was still secretly happy, but what made her curious was that the breakfast packed here in the morning was really good, and it was no less than her own.

With 20 rabbits to deal with, Rika Shinozaki directly hung a suspension of business sign at the gate.

There were fewer and fewer diners in the restaurant, until there were only four people and one spider left.

Staying next to Xiao Wuming, it's okay when there are many people, but when there are few people, you can always feel a mysterious sense of oppression.

Coupled with the song "Penn Arrives" that could not help but come to mind, I felt inexplicably uncomfortable all over.

It's like the devil is sitting next to him, this feeling is really indescribable.

Xiao Wuming, who was involved, had not yet noticed that it was not normal for the diners to leave.

after an hour.

Rabbit meat hot pot, stir-fried rabbit meat, stir-fried rabbit meat, braised rabbit meat...

On the table, empty plates were piled high.

The four of them looked at Rika Shinozaki who came out with a plate of crispy roasted rabbit. ! ! !Shinozaki Rika even doubted whether she would be eaten by these people.

As soon as he put down the plate, within ten seconds, the empty plate was put aside by Xiao Wuming.

Hiss, she hurriedly slipped into the kitchen, these people were so terrifying.

"The serving speed is a bit slow." Wakaba Hime said dissatisfied.

"It's a bit." Xiao Wuming glanced at the other party's bulging spider belly: "The prerequisite is that you don't eat so fast."

"Hey, I don't want to waste food. I'm still in the growing stage. When I grow up..."

"When you grow up, you will become like your mother." A spider mountain appeared in Xiao Wuming's mind.

you! !

Ruoye Jise ran to his head and ravaged him.

"Damn it, damn it, I will never become like my mother, I will become a beautiful girl! Return to my original appearance."

"But, if you become a beautiful girl, wouldn't my disciple be happier!" Scathach. ! ! !If Ye Jise felt a chill in her lower abdomen, she was even more excited to ravage someone's hair.

"Tch, I'm not afraid of you whether you're human or not." Xiao Wuming said with an evil smile.

Hiss, everyone gasped.

This……

"You are so lucky. There is a chance of a top-notch dish that can improve the basic attributes of the eater." Rika Shinozaki walked out excitedly with a large pot of glowing rabbit meat. "Even a master chef can make such a dish." The probability of getting a bad product is very low.”

Basic attributes?

Xiao Wuming immediately used his identification skills.

Rabbit chowder: A delicious food made with S-level materials and made by senior chefs. It has a probability of improving the basic attributes of the eater (S-level dishes, this effect is invalid after repeated consumption)

Just the smell of it makes everyone salivate.

eat! !

Everyone immediately took down their chopsticks. This was the first time they heard about food that can improve basic attributes.

After eating the first piece of meat, a warm current seemed to melt into the blood from the stomach, just like drinking a glass of warm wine in winter.

"It seems that my physical strength has increased, very slightly." Xiao Wuming.

"I felt my head suddenly became clear, like eating a mint candy." Xiao Nan.

"I feel my fist is a lot stronger." Tohsaka Rin.

"I increased my speed." Wakaba Jisei.

"I feel it's worth eating five Saint Crystals." Scathach.

Everyone has different effects after taking it. Although the effect is very subtle, it still has an effect.

Xiao Wuming picked up another piece of rabbit meat and ate it in his stomach, but the previous effect was gone.

Seeing Xiao Wuming and others devouring their food, Shinozaki Rika was very proud: "You know why we opened this restaurant? Our chef's cooking skills are at the master level. You guys are really lucky. Today, this dish turned out to be the best." Attributes, even if it takes a month, we may not be able to produce such a dish..."

In less than 20 seconds, the rabbit chowder was wiped out.

"It's actually a master-level cooking skill. I'm just an expert." Tohsaka Rin whispered.

"By the way, Xiao Wuming, you need to transport the mead later, and we will help you brew it here tonight." Shinozaki Rika.