Animal Control Bureau: I was captured as a baby dragon

"You need to change your clothes. Let me take you to buy clothes."

"Um, buying clothes? My clothes won't be damaged, so I won't buy them."

"What about life? What to eat and drink?"

: "I like to cook evil spirits. Generally, the more ferocious evil spirits are, I like to cook and eat them."

Awesome.

You are really cruel.

Chen Fan said: "Okay, I probably understand. When the evil ghost is caught, I will let you eat it. Come on, I will take you to eat some delicious food in the world first."

Came to the restaurant.

Chen Fan tilted the table and counted.

Po Meng, dressed in ancient costume, attracted the attention of many people, but Chen Fan knew that these were not the people he was waiting for.

A girl opened the door and said with a happy face, "You are finally here. I thought you wouldn't come to see me anymore."

Chen Fan had no choice but to look at Jiang Lai and said, "I'm here to eat. Let the chef cheer up. Thank you."

Jiang Lai nodded and said: "Don't worry, we will arrange it. Tell me, what have you been doing recently, by the way, who is this beauty?"

"Grandma Meng."

Jiang Lai was instantly frightened and said, "Wait a minute, you asked me to start repeatedly. Po Meng is from the underworld, right? You mean, people from the underworld have begun to come to the human world. Damn it, don't scare me."

"It's true, and Po Meng likes to eat ghosts."

870 "Oh, it's okay, it's okay, that's good. I thought it was because I like to eat people."

As a result, he stopped mid-sentence.

Jiang Lai thought it was outrageous. Damn it, aren’t ghosts just human beings?

So if you like eating ghosts, wouldn’t you also like eating people?

Then he is still dead?

"When you brought Po Meng to my place, did you plan to eat or eat me?"

"What does it have to do with you? I have no interest in you. Your soul is not tasty."

All right,.

Suddenly there is a feeling of loss.

"What does Po Meng look like?"

Chen Fan waved his hand and imprisoned the entire room.

Here, Po Meng slowly stood up and turned into a human, a monster with a snake body.

Jiang Lai nodded happily and said, "It's great, it's really scary."

Then his head became dizzy and he fell directly to the ground.

Po Meng said helplessly: "It seems that I still have to be careful in the world. If I don't control it, I might really scare people to death."

"No, this girl is pretending."

Jiang Lai opened his eyes angrily and said, "What did you do to expose me? Don't you even know how to help me?"

"Your routines should be updated. Really, these routines are no longer useful to me."

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Chapter 112 The ghost came and left crying.

Jiang Lai put the best food on the table. Lu Yuan's craftsmanship can still be trusted. After all, it is a rare food drama.

"By the way, what's going on with your brother and that fiancée?"

"It's just the same, it's just hypocritical. What else can I do? Lu Yuan still likes Gan Jing. Peng Jiahe and I tried to persuade him about this for a long time, but Peng Jiahe later gave up and said he was going to school, so we were too lazy. Go and persuade.”

Chen Fan said: "Well, by the way, is Xu Li still coming?"

"Then you didn't come. What's wrong? You miss Xu Li. Then I'll call Xu Li over here."

"Last time I asked someone for help, I didn't return the favor."

Jiang Lai said contemptuously: "Brother Shenlong, do you think I don't understand your thoughts? Do you know that I have read countless books, and the attributes of Shenlong are clearly written in these books, just two words."

"Handsome."

"Lust."

Damn, if you didn't mention this, we would still be good friends.

Po Meng on the side couldn't hold it back and covered her mouth to suppress her laughter.

"You are this?"

Po Meng said: "It's nothing. I just suddenly heard so many gossips and felt very happy. For eight hundred miles of yellow sand, what I heard most was actually the sound of the wind."

Jiang Lai thought for a moment and said, "By the way, Po Meng, you are a descendant of the Nuwa tribe, but I feel like you should be considered a snake demon, right?"

'Well, that's right. The snake demon is just a creature inherited from us. If this is really the case, then aren't we no different from those two women? '

Jiang Lai was curious.

Chen Fan explained: "Actually, they are green snakes and white snakes."

I rely on.

There really is.

Jiang Lai said: "So, was Xu Xian true back then?"

Po Meng said: "I saw Xu Xian in the underworld, and he was in a young state. How do you think Xu Xian died?"

"It must be Fahai, Dawei Tianlong, haha."

Chen Fan said contemptuously: "Those are all records in the storybook. How could such a situation happen now? Let me give you the simplest attempt to popularize science. Transformers instinctively look down on human beings. The older the transformers, the more... It’s contempt.”

Jiang Lai said: "You mean, Xu Xian was cheated?"

Po Meng said: "Xu Xian didn't tell me much about the white snake and the green snake. It seems that he just died. By the way, Xu Xian was still a young man when he died."

Jiang Lai said curiously: "What does youth mean?"

"A virgin."

Good guy, I get it now.

But suddenly, Jiang Lai figured out that, for example, if a person whom he despised came into contact with him and wanted to have an intimate relationship with him, it would be absolutely impossible.

It's just like the white snake and the green snake have always been like this.

Jiang Lai said: "Isn't it repayment of kindness?"

What can I do to repay the favor?

Po Meng said: "How can you repay a favor? There is no such thing as repaying a favor in the world. Moreover, even if you really repay a favor, you can give money. Do you think people can resist the temptation of money?"

Chen Fan thought for a while and said, "I'll make a bold guess. White Snake gave Xu Xian money, right? This was also the reason for Xu Xian's death?" '

Granny Meng nodded.

"It is indeed a repayment of kindness, but it is just a one-time relationship. The snake recorded in the painting was caught by the snake catcher. This is a joke in itself. The white snake that has developed intelligence will not be captured. Maybe even kill all the snake catchers.”

Jiang Lai thought about it carefully and said: "Yes, when I read these novels and picture books, I thought it was outrageous. If you can remember people, how could you not activate your spiritual intelligence? If you activate your spiritual intelligence, you are still so weak. How is it possible? .”

At this time, Xu Li opened the door and walked in, saying, "What are you talking about?"

Chen Fan said: "It's about the picture book story of Xu Xian and the Legend of White Snake."

Po Meng has an identity, which is a temporary compilation. She can be regarded as a repairer of historical and cultural classics.

Sitting next to Chen Fan, Xu Li put down her backpack and said, "I'm not curious about this story. In fact, I'm quite curious about other things. I'm just curious, is Fa Hai jealous or something?"

Po Meng said: "Buddhism actually pays attention to chance and cause and effect. The reason why we found the White Snake and the Green Snake was chance, etc. Therefore, it is natural to think that Xu Xian's death was due to the wealth given by the two. reason."

"Isn't this what you need to eat to satisfy yourself?"

Po Meng was helpless.

"In that era, if you wanted to become a Taoist monk, you had to do something. Otherwise, how could others listen to you? However, it is not certain how much Taoism you have."

Is this considered a repair of the mythical method?

Xu Li was very surprised. This was the first time she heard such a version of the story.

Unexpectedly, his brother would meet such an interesting group of people.

When the steak was put on the table, several people began to lower their heads and taste it.

Jiang Lai on the side gave Chen Fan a wink.

Chen Fan frowned, stood up, and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

The front foot left, and Jiang Lai ran out with the back foot.

The two met at the door of the toilet, hoping that Zhang Wei would not appear in the toilet this time.

"Do you see it."

"What are you looking at?"

Jiang Lai said: "Please, you can't even see this. How did you pick up girls? I now deeply doubt whether the number of girls you picked up was all bragging."

"I like to be passive. If you act like this, aren't you trying to force someone to lock up a man?"

Jiang Lai snorted, stretched out his hand, pointed at the person in the distance, and said, "Look, there are two people over there. I was notified by the waiter here that they are planning to propose marriage."

Holy shit, is it so exciting?

Chen Fan said: "Proposal? Wait, don't tell me, that man is actually Xu Li's fiancé?"

"My fiancé on a blind date, Xu Li originally planned to take care of errands, but after a while, she ignored him. Who knew that she actually proposed to someone else over there? This man even went out to brag that he had caught up with Xu Li. , and then dumped Xu Li and so on."

Chen Fan said: "A beating?"

"It's boring. A beating would be boring. I want you to tease that woman."