Leisurely Farmhouse in Another World

"what's up?"

"Not ready yet."

"Okay, now I'll help you communicate with the gods."

"One more. I'll just say three sentences. You have to think about what you want to say."

"But I really don't have any anymore. My treasures are all in my body, and they really don't exist here anymore."

Mr. Ogawa directly took out a piece of paper and wrote the contract document with magic.

"Here, sign and pledge, make an IOU on credit. You owe me a reward. When I have figured out what to do, you have to pay the reward obediently. The interest will double in fifteen days, and the interest will be compounded."

"Take a look at the contents of the contract and sign it quickly if there is no problem."

This is the fair contract magic of the God of Contract.

Mr. Ogawa learned it from Monroe.

Everyone must abide by the documents of the God of Contract, which are fair and just.

The goddess of nature was stunned.

"You, you really asked for payment from a goddess, you actually asked for a contract from a goddess, and you even gave a goddess a loan shark."

"Human, you are shameless. How could you become a god-like existence in the hearts of those people? If you are so shameless, aren't you afraid that your shameless face will be seen by everyone?"

"¨~Aren't you afraid of damaging your image in their hearts?"

"boom!"

With a thud, the goddess of nature shut up.

Mr. Ogawa crossed his arms, and the statue of the goddess of nature was already at the door.

As long as Mr. Ogawa opens the door and pushes it, the goddess of nature can be sent away.

She might never be able to enter this shrine again without permission.

Moreover, if you want to ask him to do something, you not only have to beg this shameless human being, but you also have to be tricked to death by him.

Ah, how could there be such shameless human beings?

"You can sign it or not. I won't force you to sign it. Just leave now. I can't afford to offend you, so leave now!"

"Shameless human being, you will be punished by God!"

Mr. Ogawa stretched out his hand and pressed the door handle: "Have you seen these statues? They are all my backers. They are protecting me. I don't know whether it is a punishment from heaven or not. You must be stuck in a situation where you can't get up or down all your life, and you will always be a dilettante. god."

"Forever being beaten by other gods (Qian Lihao)."

"Then I will hide forever, cowering away and not daring to come out."

"I can't offend you, and I don't like your character. I just don't welcome you."

After Master Ogawa finished speaking, he opened Menjie.

Said to hold down the statue of the goddess of nature.

"I'll sign, I'll sign, you annoying human being, why don't I sign!"

"Oh, why don't you cry? Don't you dare to have tears in your eyes at this time, feel aggrieved, and burst into tears? It's not professional at all!"

"You... aren't you afraid of being punished by God? I am a goddess!"

"Yes, yes, you are a goddess, sign it quickly, my lady, my patience is limited!"

The clone of the goddess of nature, after signing the contract angrily, hugged her legs and squatted in the corner. Tears really fell from her eyes this time.

Mr. Ogawa took one look at the contract, and then he became happy: "How did you become a goddess? There is no point crying now."

PS:

Bring some more flowers and tickets.

281 Help the empress sing the oboe? (please order)

You don’t cry until after you sign. Shouldn’t you cry beforehand?

Really helpless.

But Mr. Xiaochuan didn't feel sorry for her at all, and he didn't pity her.

Because he felt that this goddess was very inconsistent and seemed to be pretentious.

It's like it's pretend, not real.

I didn’t feel the intimacy I felt when I saw my empress.

This feeling made Mr. Ogawa unmotivated and had no good impressions.

Besides, this is a god, so we have to guard against him.

No matter what bad intentions she has, she can't make any huge waves just by looking like she was frightened by the Eastern Immortal Clan.

Nip it in the bud, then watch and see.

This is a god after all.

In fact, Mr. Xiaochuan is really not afraid of her, but wants to take advantage of her.

even……

Lock her up in Xiao Chang'an.

Ah, that...of course it's not imprisonment, it just means letting her stay in Xiao Chang'an. Don't get me wrong.

Mr. Ogawa looked at the contract document with satisfaction.

"I didn't use the blood contract just because I believed in you. This is the utmost respect for you."

Mr. Ogawa put the statue of the goddess of nature back in its place.

"Come on, tell me what you want to say, 853, I will edit it and then talk to the gods."

"Okay, then please."

"So polite."

"You go ahead and prepare the ceremony to invite the gods. I'll think about how to talk to the foreign gods."

"Preparing for the ceremony???"

Mr. Ogawa had a question mark on his face.

"If you want to communicate with the gods, don't you need to prepare rituals, invite gods, and then wait for the gods to send down oracles?"

The clone of the goddess of nature looked at him like an idiot.

However, the underestimating master also looked at the goddess of nature like an idiot.

"Miss Savannah?"

"You, how can you call God by his name!"

"I'm not saying you're a god, I'm saying, are the gods here all rubbish? If you're such a bad guy, do you still have to be so pretentious when talking to gods?"

"you!"

The goddess of nature was really angry: "How can you repeatedly blaspheme the gods!"

"Besides, there are differences between immortals and mortals. How is it possible to talk directly to gods!"

"Aren't I just talking to you?"

……

Nature is stuck.

After holding it in for a long time, his face turned red: "This is different. Isn't this a special situation?"

"Hey, okay, don't be dogmatic. I won't argue with you. In short, I can talk to our gods directly."

"No ceremony is needed."

"This……"

The goddess of nature was really dumbfounded this time: "You can actually communicate with so many gods naturally?"

"Correct."

"You're not kidding, are you?"

"These gods are obviously so powerful, how can you, a mortal, do this?"

"Then do you want me to take you out, or should you think about what to say quickly?"

"Can't you treat a goddess well?"

"How about you think about it for another day?"

"Don't even think about it, you despicable human being who indulges your desires!"

"You know all this, do you have a dog's nose, can you smell this?"

"You and I……"

The goddess of nature was so angry that she was about to jump.

He stamped his feet fiercely and fell on the table angrily.

After a moment, she raised her head and looked at Mr. Ogawa angrily: "Human, I have thought about what to say."

"Although I am a human being, I have a name. Also, I am tired of hearing despicable and shameless words. You can learn more curse words, such as (ceae), read more of our little Changan's books, and learn Chinese. "

Mr. Ogawa began to be good at teaching.

"My name is Nishi Xiaochuan, I come from the ancient country of the East."

"You can call me Master Xiaochuan, or you can call me Mr. Xiaochuan."

"You really have no good intentions. You actually let a goddess call you Master."

"You're not stupid..."

Mr. Ogawa was very disappointed.