"Hey, speaking of embarrassing things, I have them too."
Master Ma didn't wait for everyone to finish laughing, flipped his hair and continued.
"Speaking of high school, there was a period of time when I worked hard and solved questions every day. One day during class, I suddenly stood up."
"Hemorrhoids burst."
Before he finished speaking, everyone's laughter, which had finally stopped, broke out again.
"To this day, I still remember the look in that female classmate's eyes. I can't forget it. She really liked me."
Mr. Ma lamented his lost youth and felt quite regretful.
"None of you are as good as me."
Lin Na continued.
The eyes of the melon-eating army looked at her again.
"When I was in high school, I once went to the bathroom and my skirt was tucked into my underwear and I didn't pull it out."
"Just go back to class with your butt exposed."
"People along the way were looking at me. I thought they thought I was beautiful, and I was quite happy."
Lin Na also talked about her embarrassing things calmly.
"Then you didn't transfer to another school later?"
Xie Zhiyuan asked impatiently.
He felt that this was comparable to the shit he had in his pants in class.
"No."
Lin Na said calmly.
"No one laughs at you?"
Xie Zhiyuan asked again.
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"It must have happened. There were many people coming to the door of our class to see it, and then we had to hold on."
"Pretend that nothing happened, otherwise what can you do?"
Lin Na shrugged to express her helplessness.
"Then what happens next? What happens after that?"
Xie Zhiyuan asked again.
"I didn't remember it later, and gradually I forgot about it."
Lin Na lowered her head and said casually.
In fact, this kind of thing is very embarrassing even for boys.
Let alone girls.
It’s just that time has washed away the bitter memories of youth.
Xie Zhiyuan lowered his head thoughtfully after hearing the words.
"Actually, this is the spotlight effect. You always feel that everyone is staring at you, but so many things happen every day, no matter how sensational it is, you will forget it in a few days."
Xie Zhiyao looked at his expression and said.
"That's right, when you reach my age, you will know that it would be so happy if there were only this level of embarrassing things in life."
Hu Youyu patted A Yuan on the shoulder and said in a tone that had experienced many vicissitudes of life.
Didn't wait for anyone to respond.
He thought to himself and said:
"My brother, I fell in love with music when I was in college and played in a band. My dad was so angry that he had a stroke."
"Now, the old man can't even walk well."
Hu Youyu smiled bitterly as he spoke, picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp: "I regret it, I don't have the shame to go back."
"Yes, there are still many people who watched him build a Zhulou, watched him entertain guests, and watched his building collapse."
Mr. Ma talked to himself in a low voice.
The two people's words made the atmosphere at the scene darken.
121 For reading, for knowledge
"This is not an embarrassment. Everyone should be happy, but why is it so heavy?"
"Ayuan, Brother Dong is not afraid of your jokes."
"I have a lot of embarrassing things."
"Everyone has experienced dreaming of finding the toilet and waking up to wet the bed."
"But I'm different from you. In my senior year of high school, there was recess time in the morning, but I didn't go and slept on the table."
"My classmates came back from doing recess exercises, and I just happened to feel the need to urinate and wanted to go to the toilet."
"I don't know how I can still sleep like that."
"My deskmate discovered it first. Instead of waking me up, he called all the boys in the class to come and watch. The girls wanted to watch, but they were too embarrassed."
"Just like that, they watched me go from wet pants to dripping on the ground."
"In the end I woke up shivering, and the ground was already watery."
"I thought someone poured water into my pants to trick me."
"My deskmate took out his cell phone and showed me the video."
"Ayuan, don't you think I'm more embarrassed than you?"
Feng Lidong saw something was wrong in the atmosphere and said with a trace of memories.
"Hahaha, your club is quite high-level."
Xu Hongdou smiled and lay in Chen Nanxing's arms.
"That's right. Since then, the girls who like me have stopped writing me love letters and giving me snacks. A Liang hasn't gotten used to it for a while."
Feng Lidong shrugged and said mockingly.
"Ahem, that has nothing to do with me. Brother Yao taught me."
A Liang hurriedly waved his hand and wiped himself clean.
"Hahaha, my eldest brother was a stumbling block in his love life before college."
Xie Xiaochun couldn't help laughing either.
Everyone present and aware laughed along with it.
Feng Lidong and his group were so happy at that time.
One by one, they tried to benefit themselves at the expense of others.
"Ayuan, you always feel that your brother is not good and is too strict with you. You also feel that there is nothing good about studying."
"Let me tell you something that none of you know. Sister Xiaochun's university was funded by Brother Yao. Everyone in the village knows about Aunt Baoping's propaganda."
"I almost didn't go to college, didn't you know?"
"Because it was my first time to go to college and as soon as I got off the train, all my money was defrauded."
"My grandpa and grandma were already in poor health at that time. I didn't dare to tell my grandpa because I was afraid that he would be worried and embarrassed, and no one else dared to say anything."
"I went to work on the construction site for more than a week."
"Yeah, Brother Yao received a call from my tutor and rushed to Shanghai overnight to pay my tuition and give me living expenses for that semester."
"That was the first time he got angry at me since he was a kid. He scolded me and even slapped me several times. He didn't want to hit me."
"When he was about to leave, he ducked and answered a phone call."
"My mentor happened to hear it and told me that Brother Yao was involved in a big project because he came to Shanghai without even saying hello."
Feng Lidong said emotionally with tears in his eyes.
This is the original feelings towards Xie Zhiyao.
Now it's the same feeling he has for Xie Zhiyao.
"Hey, what are you talking about? Let's have a drink."
Xie Zhiyao smiled nonchalantly.
"That's not right. Then why is he reluctant to hit you? He kicks me every day."
Xie Zhiyuan, who was listening very seriously, suddenly jumped to his feet and asked with an annoyed look on his face.
"That's what you should fight. Your brother Dong didn't know how well-behaved and lovable he was when he was a kid. He was able to get into Hudan University. What about you? You get into trouble every day."
Xie Zhiyao smiled and cursed without politeness.
"Ayuan, my eldest brother once said something to me. He said that reading books is never in vain. Knowledge is the bridge to the world."
Xie Xiaochun also followed suit.
"Okay, this is not my commendation meeting. Let's change the topic."
Xie Zhiyao covered his face and said embarrassedly.
"Ayuan, this is my identity as someone who has come before. As you can see, your brother is going to college and I can only grill skewers. This is the consequence of not studying seriously."
Yang Guanjun also patted A Yuan, who was silent.
"Mr. Xie, if you scold him in person, he will smile with you, but if you praise him, you might as well scold him."
Nana said with a smile.
"Come on, he's embarrassed, so let's not talk about it. Let's have a drink, for reading and knowledge."
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